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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#32 - actually they are the same...best equation for ass cheecks is …  [+] (10 new replies) 11/17/2013 on algebra 0
User avatar #33 - thebeerdude (11/17/2013) [-]
Not at all the same.
2nd degree: y=ax^2+bx+c
4th degree : y=ax^4+bx^3+cx^2+dx+e
User avatar #38 - texasbarbie (11/17/2013) [-]
or EVEN better...|2sinx|
#37 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #36 - texasbarbie (11/17/2013) [-]
Thank's Captain Obvious...Try graphing a 4th degree polynomial curve and a 2nd degree one.Both look like a drop of water or something...while |sinx| is a round ass...

YOU LOSE
#40 - thebeerdude (11/17/2013) [-]
Depends on the constants you fucknut.
Of course not all of them would look like an ass, i'm talking about special cases here.
#44 - texasbarbie (11/19/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU ...YOU GAVE ME THE GENERAL FORMULA OF A 4th GRADE POLYNOMIAL FUNCTION...MINE IS REAL FUCKWIT

|sinx| MASTER RACE
User avatar #45 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
The graph i made is made from a general formula for a 4th grade polynomial function with constants a=0 b=0 c= -2 d=0 and e=0..
User avatar #46 - texasbarbie (11/19/2013) [-]
I know kind sir...but before making the graph you just threw a general formula in my face that represents just 1 curved line when every constant is replaced with 1
User avatar #47 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, ones, not zeros, sorry 'bout that.
But IMO it's just as much of a 4th grade polynomial function as any other.
User avatar #39 - nyuORlucy (11/17/2013) [-]
i love how smart fj can be when motivated by booty
#52 - Mhmm...maybe if the execution was shown only in jail tv's...so… 11/16/2013 on 1936 last public exection +1
#7 - And hyperbolas up above, duckling sleeping on the calculator... 11/10/2013 on Duck Stahp I Can't Do My... 0
#6 - Nice circle equations you got there....  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Duck Stahp I Can't Do My... 0
User avatar #7 - texasbarbie (11/10/2013) [-]
And hyperbolas up above, duckling sleeping on the calculator...
#17 - ohhh i think i read it when i was a child...but it was transla… 10/27/2013 on Yiff +1
#43 - Tea Fortress: You play as a bunch of different psychopaths pro… 10/27/2013 on Title +1
#8 - What is the book's title?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Yiff 0
#11 - djoka (10/27/2013) [-]
"Little prince".Great book.Little bit philosophical for my taste,but still great.
User avatar #17 - texasbarbie (10/27/2013) [-]
ohhh i think i read it when i was a child...but it was translated in my mother tongue...maybe i could read it in englis.thanks for your feedback...
#13 - FM stands for Frequency Modulation, AM for amplitude modulatio… 10/26/2013 on How AM radio works 0
#12 - This is how modern FM works... 10/26/2013 on How AM radio works 0
#44 - For some reason I can't see it... 10/26/2013 on ... 0
#25 - nice integral exercises... 10/22/2013 on Turtles Diaper 0
#1 - Heisenberg....  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on Electrons are terrible friends +1
#2 - zeusx (10/18/2013) [-]
Heisenberg
#2 - Picture 09/29/2013 on But can we go deeper +5
#15 - I love you dude...thanks.. 09/29/2013 on Damn it Korra +1
#13 - where?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on Damn it Korra +1
#339 - And this is yet another example of why we can't have nice things... 09/28/2013 on Spreading that knowledge +3
#152 - Oh man....wish I had a calculator like that....costs the same … 09/28/2013 on Such Algebra 0
#10 - What does this mean? Heisenberg is kill... 09/27/2013 on Hank n Holly -2
#197 - Again... WHO the **** told you that ALL crime…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Top kek +1
#210 - qwopdude (09/22/2013) [-]
Have you been reading my comments or did you just spot few buzzwords that made you angry. I welcome you to debate me but please keep your argument civil. Their is no need for obscenities. Also I never said anyone as inferior or has the right to kill. The Golden Dawn Party is not about killing anyone but rather helping Greeks. They have been slandered and taunted relentlessly. Any slip up is automatically portrayed as an act of extreme violence by the media. I have discussed issues such as these with a few members of the Golden Dawn Party. They have told me that people inside the party of been committing acts of violence in an attempt to destroy the party from the inside by making them look like crazy extremists.
#192 - Are you seriously THAT dumb? Who the **** tau…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Top kek 0
User avatar #280 - konradkurze (01/06/2014) [-]
niggers are niggers, doesnt matter where a weed grows its still a weed
User avatar #291 - texasbarbie (01/06/2014) [-]
only 4 months late...
#204 - qwopdude (09/22/2013) [-]
I never said kill anyone. I just believe that a nation should not cater to immigrants as much as their on people.
#3 - Picture 09/21/2013 on Not GTA V +6
#156 - Yes my friend, I should have said United Kingdom...You are right... 09/21/2013 on Down with simon -1
#48 - nope...The Knopflers are British...  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Down with simon -1
User avatar #139 - novren (09/21/2013) [-]
Scottish according to wikipedia. And the guy said "if you're from England..."
User avatar #156 - texasbarbie (09/21/2013) [-]
Yes my friend, I should have said United Kingdom...You are right...
#33 - That ****** forgot Dire Straits  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Down with simon +16
User avatar #47 - bitchplzzz (09/21/2013) [-]
arent they irish?
User avatar #48 - texasbarbie (09/21/2013) [-]
nope...The Knopflers are British...
User avatar #139 - novren (09/21/2013) [-]
Scottish according to wikipedia. And the guy said "if you're from England..."
User avatar #156 - texasbarbie (09/21/2013) [-]
Yes my friend, I should have said United Kingdom...You are right...
#48 - OOOOOOH YISSSS RED THUUUUUUMBS.... 09/20/2013 on Easy enough really.. -1
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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include **User deleted account** (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include **User deleted account** (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include **User deleted account** (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
#15 to #14 - include **User deleted account** (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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