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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#1349 - No **** Sherlock.... 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ +1
#1348 - Congratulations on your marriage...I have to finish my applica… 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ 0
#132 - YES...the whole female reprodructive system would be easier..b… 12/18/2013 on Gon get banned 0
#76 - Why do some girls DO draw dicks on things then Miss Dick??? …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2013 on Gon get banned 0
User avatar #99 - badmonkey (12/18/2013) [-]
So are you saying that there is no possible way to draw a realistic vagina?
User avatar #132 - texasbarbie (12/18/2013) [-]
YES...the whole female reprodructive system would be easier..but a vagina...no...
#77 - anonymous (12/18/2013) [-]
She is implying that boys who draw dicks, wants the D.
#220 - I did that on purpose.... 12/17/2013 on Well... 0
#186 - 1999-2013 actually equals -14 you bafoon  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Well... +4
User avatar #191 - thesticklebricks (12/17/2013) [-]
*buffoon
#220 - texasbarbie (12/17/2013) [-]
I did that on purpose....
User avatar #189 - demonican (12/17/2013) [-]
Took me a while to get it, nice one.
User avatar #190 - demonican (12/17/2013) [-]
It's not that I'm stupid I just have a migraine attack.
#185 - Comment deleted 12/17/2013 on Well... 0
#311 - how did you come up with the idea to use the Vigenere cipher? 12/13/2013 on Guide to the Unknown 2 +1
#74 - You can not use H4 to represent 4 hydrogen atoms. It is incorr… 12/05/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane 0
#69 - I just could not type H 4 Stop being a dumb bimbo …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane 0
#72 - analbuttfuck (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not saying H4 Is an element.

I'm saying H4 means 4 Hydrogen atoms.

Christ, I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.
#74 - texasbarbie (12/05/2013) [-]
You can not use H4 to represent 4 hydrogen atoms. It is incorrect since such a symbolisation means that all four atoms are bound with eachother...There is no such thing in nature...H4 is used to symbolize the Histamine H4 receptor....The proper formula to solve our problem, symbolising 4 hydrogen atoms, would be 2 H2...NOOOOOOOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
#68 - I did not but you probably did....There is no such thing as co… 12/04/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane 0
#67 - Exactly kind sir...That was exactly my point.... H4 does not e…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane 0
#70 - gorbax (12/04/2013) [-]
Did you know only about one-third of the world's population produces methane? I forgot where I read that, so no source :/
#16 - What does thymine have to do with this????  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane -2
#19 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Well he is a chemical compound
#15 - You ignorant bafoon....THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS H4..2 H2's ye…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/03/2013 on C+H₄ = Methane -3
User avatar #55 - Sethorein (12/03/2013) [-]
no....noooooo... stop being stupid please...
User avatar #37 - analbuttfuck (12/03/2013) [-]
It's not H4 you fucknut.

H4 is 4 Hydrogen atoms.

1 Carbon plus 4 Hydrogen atoms makes C+H4 which is Methane.
User avatar #69 - texasbarbie (12/04/2013) [-]
I just could not type H4

Stop being a dumb bimbo ...
Still...THERE IS NOT SUCH THING AS H4
Go ask your chem teacher and I promise you that when you tell him that such a piece of crap exists, he will fucking cock-slap you in the face....
#72 - analbuttfuck (12/04/2013) [-]
I'm not saying H4 Is an element.

I'm saying H4 means 4 Hydrogen atoms.

Christ, I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.
#74 - texasbarbie (12/05/2013) [-]
You can not use H4 to represent 4 hydrogen atoms. It is incorrect since such a symbolisation means that all four atoms are bound with eachother...There is no such thing in nature...H4 is used to symbolize the Histamine H4 receptor....The proper formula to solve our problem, symbolising 4 hydrogen atoms, would be 2 H2...NOOOOOOOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
#22 - Riot (12/03/2013) [-]
...CH4 is perfectly possible; it's methane. Carbon is simply bonding with four hydrogen atoms. Look up the lewis structure if you don't believe me. Did you fail introductory chemistry?
User avatar #68 - texasbarbie (12/04/2013) [-]
I did not but you probably did....There is no such thing as complex of 4 Hydrogen Molecules that the molecular formula H4 suggests...CH4 does exist...It's methane and it exists in high concentrations in your fart gasses....Wake up from your ignorance and learn to read you know-it-all bafoon...
User avatar #29 - tankeruber (12/03/2013) [-]
Did you fail Introductory reading class? Honest mistake, don't get mad.
#24 - gorbax (12/03/2013) [-]
except he also said H4, which doesn't exist. That was his point.
User avatar #67 - texasbarbie (12/04/2013) [-]
Exactly kind sir...That was exactly my point.... H4 does not exist....CH4 yes...Methane...We fart methane...Looks like everyone here is SO butthurt that they can't read properly...
#70 - gorbax (12/04/2013) [-]
Did you know only about one-third of the world's population produces methane? I forgot where I read that, so no source :/
#14 - Wait a sec...Photocopying my TV....  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Might be crazy enough to work +57
User avatar #51 - seras (12/02/2013) [-]
You have a small TV...
User avatar #44 - kaitora (12/02/2013) [-]
> impying you just hang the tv from a screw in the wall
User avatar #27 - kayladewolff (12/02/2013) [-]
Arent the brackets you hang them from adjustable anyway?
#10 - Help will always be given at Hogwarts, to those who deserve it. 11/30/2013 on Planet Battle 7 +1
#7 - Bye Bye Drosophila Melanogaster... 11/30/2013 on damn nature 0
#2 - Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome..… 11/24/2013 on texasbarbie's profile 0
#9 - The Elder Wand. Using it, I would create a new world...a world… 11/24/2013 on choose one item 0
#46 - I know kind sir...but before making the graph you just threw a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on algebra 0
User avatar #47 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, ones, not zeros, sorry 'bout that.
But IMO it's just as much of a 4th grade polynomial function as any other.
#44 - **** YOU ...YOU GAVE ME THE GENERAL FORMULA OF A …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on algebra 0
User avatar #45 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
The graph i made is made from a general formula for a 4th grade polynomial function with constants a=0 b=0 c= -2 d=0 and e=0..
User avatar #46 - texasbarbie (11/19/2013) [-]
I know kind sir...but before making the graph you just threw a general formula in my face that represents just 1 curved line when every constant is replaced with 1
User avatar #47 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, ones, not zeros, sorry 'bout that.
But IMO it's just as much of a 4th grade polynomial function as any other.
#38 - or EVEN better...|2sinx| 11/17/2013 on algebra 0
#37 - Comment deleted 11/17/2013 on algebra 0
#36 - Thank's Captain Obvious...Try graphing a 4th degree polynomial…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2013 on algebra 0
#40 - thebeerdude (11/17/2013) [-]
Depends on the constants you fucknut.
Of course not all of them would look like an ass, i'm talking about special cases here.
#44 - texasbarbie (11/19/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU ...YOU GAVE ME THE GENERAL FORMULA OF A 4th GRADE POLYNOMIAL FUNCTION...MINE IS REAL FUCKWIT

|sinx| MASTER RACE
User avatar #45 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
The graph i made is made from a general formula for a 4th grade polynomial function with constants a=0 b=0 c= -2 d=0 and e=0..
User avatar #46 - texasbarbie (11/19/2013) [-]
I know kind sir...but before making the graph you just threw a general formula in my face that represents just 1 curved line when every constant is replaced with 1
User avatar #47 - thebeerdude (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, ones, not zeros, sorry 'bout that.
But IMO it's just as much of a 4th grade polynomial function as any other.
User avatar #39 - nyuORlucy (11/17/2013) [-]
i love how smart fj can be when motivated by booty
#34 - And you can also touch za boobs using partial derivatives....y… 11/17/2013 on algebra 0

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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