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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#27 - Please...only girls can write so neatly...maybe it was his mother... 01/15/2014 on Breakfast is german... 0
#21 - Britishfags suck at math as much as you do.... 01/15/2014 on NOTICE ME! 0
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User avatar #19 - navadae (01/14/2014) [-]
no need to get your panties in a twist

or do you prefer "knickers"
User avatar #21 - texasbarbie (01/15/2014) [-]
Britishfags suck at math as much as you do....
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#110 - I will again analyze my reply, this time using dashes like thi… 01/11/2014 on Don't mess with me 0
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#38 - I am a guy..barbie is australian slang for bbq...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Don't mess with me 0
#40 - naturalman (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.
#37 - First point I would like to make is that my 9 year old brother…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Don't mess with me 0
#103 - StarvedSouthKorean (01/10/2014) [-]
For your first point, English is my second language. SO there you can go fuck yourself, Secondly, I wasn't comparing getting kicked in the nuts to childbirth. You might want to try actually reading, instead of assuming and going off on a tangent. There are plenty of males that are weaker than women. To think that isn't possible makes you an idiot. I see you also have negative issues towards women, you are the ignorant asshole who apparently doesn't understand about half of what they are saying. It's a bunch of hateful gibberish. Men are a bunch of crybabies who like to believe they are superior and that women are the crazy ones, I've met plenty of crazy guys who are actual psychopaths who enjoy hurting anything with a pulse. When it comes down to it it's proven that men tend to be more mentally unstable and prone to senseless violence than women. So take your virgin fueled rant elsewhere.
#110 - texasbarbie (01/11/2014) [-]
I will again analyze my reply, this time using dashes like this one - to help you grasp the concepts I will attempt to touch on.

-English is my second language aswell. It is not even an official language in my country. English being your second language is not an excuse you for abusing it.

-If you did not compare the pain involved in groin-shots and childbirth, then you most probably meant that women are "special" for giving birth to children.Mind you, you would not be able to do that without males, so how about you shut your pie hole.However I still strongly believe that you just barfed "childbirth' because you believe it is the most painful feeling you can experience...In that case, try swallowing hydrocyanide.

-"Try acutally reading.."...oh I did read...and from what I read, I understood that you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.

-An idiot is a person who has lower-than-average IQ and cannot function normally in a society. You just called an "idiot" a person who created a theroem in Differential Calculus by the age of 17 (In case you might be wondering why it is not "out" yet, is because I still lack the full mathematic knowledge to prove it)..Same thing goes for "ingorant asshole who doesn't understand half of what they are saying". Again, it merely comes down to whether or not you understand the meaning of the word "ignorant" which refers to someone lacking in knowledge...And trust me, I have enough knowledge to suggest that you consult a doctor about your cri-du-chat syndrome.

-I am not being close to hateful. I love the female nature and every single aspect of it. However I absolutely, unequivocally LOATHE people like you, who insult ANYONE that does not embrace their opinion.

Again, nobody likes you. FUCK YOU.

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User avatar #38 - texasbarbie (01/10/2014) [-]
I am a guy..barbie is australian slang for bbq...
#40 - naturalman (01/10/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.
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#4 - Get it??/ BUSTED hue... 12/24/2013 on busting your balls 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on busting your balls +1
User avatar #4 - texasbarbie (12/24/2013) [-]
Get it??/ BUSTED hue...
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User avatar #201 - zameckis (12/24/2013) [-]
where were you when mikhail kalasnikov is died?
i was sitting, drinking brain fluids
when fhone ring
i pick up
"mikhail kalasnikov is kill"
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User avatar #73 - retributionthepimp (12/21/2013) [-]
If you look at the left side of the screen it looks like another vehicle the line of fire.
User avatar #74 - retributionthepimp (12/21/2013) [-]
I accidentally my sentence there..
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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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