Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

texasbarbie    

Rank #31801 on Subscribers
texasbarbie Avatar Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
Offline
Send mail to texasbarbie Block texasbarbie Invite texasbarbie to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Video Games Played: BF3,MOHW
Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:4/24/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 21 total,  62 ,  41
Comment Thumbs: 2562 total,  3403 ,  841
Content Level Progress: 42.37% (25/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:10744
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:1019
FJ Points:2545
I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

latest user's comments

#8 - In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian. 03/21/2014 on texasbarbie's profile 0
#6 - What does the game include .  [+] (9 new replies) 03/21/2014 on texasbarbie's profile 0
#9 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
#15 - include (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
User avatar #7 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#3598 - You ******* illiterate fool...Everyone knows albi…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
User avatar #3602 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #3669 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah...suck me cock poofter
#3700 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3682 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #3704 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Suck = Create suction on my genitalia using your mouth.
My= Mine. Belonging to me...
Cock= Male reproduction organ
Poofter=Male that considers other males attractive.
User avatar #3707 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
i'm only bi
#3719 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Still willing to suck cock...and you call me a fgt....damn son..
User avatar #3722 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
only certain cocks
no niggers
no really hairy manly fags
#4 - What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng  [+] (11 new replies) 03/21/2014 on texasbarbie's profile 0
User avatar #5 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
#15 - include (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
User avatar #7 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#3540 - you look like this chick 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -5
#3524 - not as long as you are not logged in 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3515 - pffft.get out  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3507 - 20/10 would remove those eyes and replace them with testicles 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3481 - I couldn't even if I wanted to.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3485 - rokkarokkaali (03/21/2014) [-]
Good
#3471 - Also, are you a ******* albino?  [+] (11 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3661 - scupper (03/21/2014) [-]
Damn straight
User avatar #3566 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
albinos have red eyes
fag
User avatar #3598 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
You fucking illiterate fool...Everyone knows albinism has heterogeneity.
User avatar #3602 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #3669 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah...suck me cock poofter
#3700 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3682 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #3704 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Suck = Create suction on my genitalia using your mouth.
My= Mine. Belonging to me...
Cock= Male reproduction organ
Poofter=Male that considers other males attractive.
User avatar #3707 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
i'm only bi
#3719 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Still willing to suck cock...and you call me a fgt....damn son..
User avatar #3722 - alexthesiro (03/21/2014) [-]
only certain cocks
no niggers
no really hairy manly fags
#3464 - Moshi moshi ,senpai desu.. I make you my waifu 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3460 - You remind me of a pornstar....  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3470 - rokkarokkaali (03/21/2014) [-]
don't tell my boyfriend that
User avatar #3481 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
User avatar #3485 - rokkarokkaali (03/21/2014) [-]
Good
#3446 - But it has suede coating.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3506 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't care.
Sorry, but fedora/trilby don't automatically make you some beta douchebag
User avatar #3515 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
pffft.get out
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3433 - That is ok...I loathe my country in general.... 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3399 - yeah..right....lies...fedora does not approve  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3406 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Like I give a shit about your fedora...
User avatar #3446 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
But it has suede coating.
#3506 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't care.
Sorry, but fedora/trilby don't automatically make you some beta douchebag
User avatar #3515 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
pffft.get out
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3383 - I even forgot I was logged in.....Also...You might feel happy …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3390 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I hate it so feel lucky you dont live here.
User avatar #3433 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
That is ok...I loathe my country in general....
#3362 - too much fedora tiping?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3387 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
NAME* So sorry... I was saying something about someone being dead while typing and derped hardcore. I meant "your name." What leanne said
User avatar #3399 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah..right....lies...fedora does not approve
User avatar #3406 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Like I give a shit about your fedora...
User avatar #3446 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
But it has suede coating.
#3506 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't care.
Sorry, but fedora/trilby don't automatically make you some beta douchebag
User avatar #3515 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
pffft.get out
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3348 - Please elaborate on how that is related...I would not care abo…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3363 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Your name is TEXASbarbie. It was supposed to be a joke.
User avatar #3383 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
I even forgot I was logged in.....Also...You might feel happy to know that I have nothing to do with Texas...Just been there....
User avatar #3390 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I hate it so feel lucky you dont live here.
User avatar #3433 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
That is ok...I loathe my country in general....
User avatar #3358 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
you're dead.
User avatar #3362 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
too much fedora tiping?
User avatar #3387 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
NAME* So sorry... I was saying something about someone being dead while typing and derped hardcore. I meant "your name." What leanne said
User avatar #3399 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah..right....lies...fedora does not approve
User avatar #3406 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Like I give a shit about your fedora...
User avatar #3446 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
But it has suede coating.
#3506 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't care.
Sorry, but fedora/trilby don't automatically make you some beta douchebag
User avatar #3515 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
pffft.get out
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3326 - My fedora stays on....M'Ladies like my fedora...More fedora...… 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +2
#3305 - legitimately beautiful. 10/10 would fall in love with....  [+] (15 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3310 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Well that's strange because I live in Texas.
User avatar #3348 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Please elaborate on how that is related...I would not care about your whereabouts or decent. even if you were from Atlantis...
User avatar #3363 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Your name is TEXASbarbie. It was supposed to be a joke.
User avatar #3383 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
I even forgot I was logged in.....Also...You might feel happy to know that I have nothing to do with Texas...Just been there....
User avatar #3390 - leannebabydoll (03/21/2014) [-]
Well I hate it so feel lucky you dont live here.
User avatar #3433 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
That is ok...I loathe my country in general....
User avatar #3358 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
you're dead.
User avatar #3362 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
too much fedora tiping?
User avatar #3387 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
NAME* So sorry... I was saying something about someone being dead while typing and derped hardcore. I meant "your name." What leanne said
User avatar #3399 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah..right....lies...fedora does not approve
User avatar #3406 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Like I give a shit about your fedora...
User avatar #3446 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
But it has suede coating.
#3506 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Don't care.
Sorry, but fedora/trilby don't automatically make you some beta douchebag
User avatar #3515 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
pffft.get out
#3548 - dharkmoswen (03/21/2014) [-]
Nope, here to stay. and keeping our pics of cool guys in fedoras and trilbys!
#3278 - I also hate puncakes 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#3270 - You look like Svante Arrhenius  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9952 - svante (03/23/2014) [-]
u wot
#10031 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
Br√łnsted and Lowry kicked your sorry ass....Your perception of bases and acids limits them to just aquatic solutions, not to mention that your theory FAILS to explain the basic and acidic character of some salts....At least, there is a girl that looks like you
User avatar #5973 - justafangirl (03/22/2014) [-]
Arrhenius the chemist?
User avatar #8028 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
The one and only.
#9445 - justafangirl (03/22/2014) [-]
well I can cross that one off the list
User avatar #9942 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
Uhm...Practically...He is dead...
#3264 - you win.Everything out there that is winable, you just won it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3307 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
Sir, please place your fedora on the table upon leaving.
User avatar #3326 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
My fedora stays on....M'Ladies like my fedora...More fedora....more ladies..



EUPHORIC AS FUCK
#3235 - do you moan well? 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#3228 - You won't know unless you try.... Also...I hate pancakes..…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #3269 - happypancake (03/21/2014) [-]
How can you hate pancakes? I mean, obviously people have different preferences and whatever, but I've never heard of anyone disliking pancakes. Have you tried French pancakes? They're better IMO.
Look at me, waffling on about pancakes.
User avatar #3278 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
I also hate puncakes

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
 Friends (0)