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Video Games Played: BF3,MOHW
Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:4/24/2014
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#9942 - Uhm...Practically...He is dead... 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#11 - Also...How did you get here?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on texasbarbie's profile 0
#12 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
#9283 - She looks good in both...You are very prety biiitchy....but yo…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #10341 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
vry prety inded

vry god the speling
User avatar #10344 - texasbarbie (03/30/2014) [-]
Mister, you are officially a lurker....this post is a week old and you are still here....
User avatar #10345 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
An image was rolled from this comment thread, so no.
User avatar #10346 - texasbarbie (03/30/2014) [-]
I apologise then.Please provide proof of your statement.
User avatar #10347 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm not going to search through all of yesterdays comments on every post to prove that to you.
User avatar #10348 - texasbarbie (03/30/2014) [-]
Anyways....She is beautiful
User avatar #10349 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
Creepy as fuck eyes. She looks like a serial killer with that look. 5.7/10

And she seems kinda biitchy aaheueheuheueheueheehahaehea
User avatar #10363 - biitchy (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh of course, I love my eyes. They're very useful.....heh ;)
User avatar #10366 - alstorp (03/31/2014) [-]
Come on, man you're leaving me in the dark.
User avatar #10368 - biitchy (03/31/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #10364 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
I... I don't know what you're implying.
User avatar #10352 - texasbarbie (03/30/2014) [-]
Well...I love her eyes...And I find that look kinda cute. Wait till she sees this "converstation"...she will be biiiitching then heuehuheuehueheueheuehueheueheuheueheuehueheeueehueheueheueeh hue ok, I'll stop now.
User avatar #10353 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
Well that took quite a few attempts for you to get right.
User avatar #10354 - texasbarbie (03/30/2014) [-]
A load of typos....typing too fast... also changed some of the words I said to make them more...uhm...appropriate?
#10351 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
#10350 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
#9148 - Maybe to you buddy...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9151 - itsbendingtime (03/22/2014) [-]
just going by the misc rating rules
#9135 - and hot....10/10  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9145 - itsbendingtime (03/22/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as a genuine 10/10
closest possible is a shopped 9.5/10
User avatar #9148 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Maybe to you buddy...
#9151 - itsbendingtime (03/22/2014) [-]
just going by the misc rating rules
#10 - And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2014 on texasbarbie's profile 0
#13 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
#15 - include (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
#8028 - The one and only.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#9445 - justafangirl (03/22/2014) [-]
well I can cross that one off the list
User avatar #9942 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
Uhm...Practically...He is dead...
#8020 - Well...If I were you, I would go with psychiatry instead of ps… 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#78 - uhm...here...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on stegosaurusrah's profile 0
#79 - stegosaurusrah (03/22/2014) [-]
#77 - **** ...Is not gif...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on stegosaurusrah's profile 0
#78 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
uhm...here...
#79 - stegosaurusrah (03/22/2014) [-]
#76 - You started this....  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2014 on stegosaurusrah's profile 0
User avatar #77 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Shit...Is not gif...
#78 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
uhm...here...
#79 - stegosaurusrah (03/22/2014) [-]
#74 - I apologise for the hand having fun gif. Here is a picture…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on stegosaurusrah's profile 0
#75 - stegosaurusrah (03/21/2014) [-]
dude, it's ok.
< related and cool as shit
#76 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
You started this....
User avatar #77 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Shit...Is not gif...
#78 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
uhm...here...
#79 - stegosaurusrah (03/22/2014) [-]
#3990 - I was joking really...it is not nice.....You are cute..... 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#3907 - 10/10 would study mechanics 2 and complex analysis with 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3880 - You did not hop in the bandwagon...You brought the bandwagon t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -3
User avatar #3959 - thimmiee (03/21/2014) [-]
#Smooth
#3785 - So am I...What do you want to study?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
User avatar #4233 - scupper (03/21/2014) [-]
Probably something to do with psychology or software programming, and you?
User avatar #8020 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Well...If I were you, I would go with psychiatry instead of psychology...Much more....interesting if you will...But I digress....I am personally interested in all software programming, robotics, aerospace engineering, A.I. and stuff...SO I guess I am going to start with Mechanical Engineering....see where that takes me....
#3780 - OOpsie...Sorry about that...Really am...Sill 9/10... I hop… 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3719 - Still willing to suck cock...and you call me a fgt....damn son.. 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3704 - Suck = Create suction on my genitalia using your mouth. M… 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3700 - Comment deleted 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3680 - Implying you go to college. 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3677 - Got me covered....Too bad you are not...What are you studying?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
User avatar #3759 - scupper (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm actually still in the hell-hole they call highschool.
User avatar #3785 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
So am I...What do you want to study?
User avatar #4233 - scupper (03/21/2014) [-]
Probably something to do with psychology or software programming, and you?
User avatar #8020 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Well...If I were you, I would go with psychiatry instead of psychology...Much more....interesting if you will...But I digress....I am personally interested in all software programming, robotics, aerospace engineering, A.I. and stuff...SO I guess I am going to start with Mechanical Engineering....see where that takes me....
User avatar #3680 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
Implying you go to college.
#3669 - Yeah...suck me cock poofter  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission -1
#3700 - texasbarbie has deleted their comment.
#3646 - Guys mouth looks like a badly shaven vagina. 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3634 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#3747 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry for going through Chemo you asshat.
User avatar #3780 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
OOpsie...Sorry about that...Really am...Sill 9/10...
I hope everything is going ok for you....

Again,I deeply apologise.

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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