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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#332 - Her name is Jessie btw... 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#331 - nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#328 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#322 - Strange...had a cat like this one....Called him Slipper...he u…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#326 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
#328 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#319 - Oh **** ...my bad...i am sorry Chasity...wow..well…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#357 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #501 - texasbarbie (06/19/2013) [-]
You're very welcome...
#316 - Hahahaa...well i have just a cat...allthough ,she makes for a …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey +2
#321 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Sorry that you have a mean kitty cat. Girl kittys can be giant cunts. This one is really nice though. She just puts up with it when we dress her up. I have never met a mean boy kitty in my life. The tuxedo from my last picture is my little shadow. He follows me everywhere and just wants to cuddle.
#322 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Strange...had a cat like this one....Called him Slipper...he used to slip whenever he run...dunno why...and i was a kid when i had him so....
#326 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
#328 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#313 - Well...She looks like she is going to attack somebody..and hur…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey +2
#314 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Here are my two violent and ferocious predators waiting to strike!!

Or sleep. Something like that.
#316 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Hahahaa...well i have just a cat...allthough ,she makes for a snake and a cat...she is mean as hell...No picture of her though..so have this instead...
#321 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Sorry that you have a mean kitty cat. Girl kittys can be giant cunts. This one is really nice though. She just puts up with it when we dress her up. I have never met a mean boy kitty in my life. The tuxedo from my last picture is my little shadow. He follows me everywhere and just wants to cuddle.
#322 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Strange...had a cat like this one....Called him Slipper...he used to slip whenever he run...dunno why...and i was a kid when i had him so....
#326 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
#328 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#304 - hahaha...Well you are not wrong... 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
#298 - I see your hedgehog and raise to a perfect female cat, prettie…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey +4
#305 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Holy shit she is beautiful!!!

Here is an ever illusive unicat!!
#313 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Well...She looks like she is going to attack somebody..and hurt them real bad...This guy here aint any good for ya either......
#314 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Here are my two violent and ferocious predators waiting to strike!!

Or sleep. Something like that.
#316 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Hahahaa...well i have just a cat...allthough ,she makes for a snake and a cat...she is mean as hell...No picture of her though..so have this instead...
#321 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Sorry that you have a mean kitty cat. Girl kittys can be giant cunts. This one is really nice though. She just puts up with it when we dress her up. I have never met a mean boy kitty in my life. The tuxedo from my last picture is my little shadow. He follows me everywhere and just wants to cuddle.
#322 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Strange...had a cat like this one....Called him Slipper...he used to slip whenever he run...dunno why...and i was a kid when i had him so....
#326 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
#328 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
#295 - I already knew that...but what about Chastity Lynn? The porn s…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey 0
User avatar #299 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Lol her name is a lie if she is a pornstar.
#312 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
#319 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh shit...my bad...i am sorry Chasity...wow..well sorry for obliterating your name...then comparing you to a porn star...heh..here is an apology cat...
#357 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #501 - texasbarbie (06/19/2013) [-]
You're very welcome...
User avatar #304 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
hahaha...Well you are not wrong...
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#42 - +If that monster behind the mask lays his/her hands on a Phlos… 06/18/2013 on GET AIRBLASTED, FGT. 0
#41 - Picture 06/18/2013 on GET AIRBLASTED, FGT. 0
#40 - Well yeah...but from what i know, there are numerous bitches o… 06/18/2013 on Freshmen +1
#39 - Pyro...Pyro rules all...None touches Pyro... They are all … 06/18/2013 on GET AIRBLASTED, FGT. +1
#38 - I ******* love TF2... How could we make this happen?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on GET AIRBLASTED, FGT. +1
#49 - redwrench (06/24/2013) [-]
We spam TF2 submissions.
#276 - What the **** is Chastity's Psychology Survey?.. …  [+] (25 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Survey +1
#308 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
#293 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Chastity is not a name. It is another word for abstinence which is not having sex.

I will take your kitty grabby hands and raise you one hedgehog
#310 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
#324 - lissblizz (06/18/2013) [-]
i believe he or she was correcting the person who misspelled ur name
#353 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
#298 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
I see your hedgehog and raise to a perfect female cat, prettier than some human girls...
#305 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Holy shit she is beautiful!!!

Here is an ever illusive unicat!!
#313 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Well...She looks like she is going to attack somebody..and hurt them real bad...This guy here aint any good for ya either......
#314 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Here are my two violent and ferocious predators waiting to strike!!

Or sleep. Something like that.
#316 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Hahahaa...well i have just a cat...allthough ,she makes for a snake and a cat...she is mean as hell...No picture of her though..so have this instead...
#321 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Sorry that you have a mean kitty cat. Girl kittys can be giant cunts. This one is really nice though. She just puts up with it when we dress her up. I have never met a mean boy kitty in my life. The tuxedo from my last picture is my little shadow. He follows me everywhere and just wants to cuddle.
#322 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Strange...had a cat like this one....Called him Slipper...he used to slip whenever he run...dunno why...and i was a kid when i had him so....
#326 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
#328 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
#329 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Despite the look of hate in his eyes he was purring the whole time. He just doesn't like the camera flash.
User avatar #332 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Her name is Jessie btw...
User avatar #331 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
nice "sock" looking paws...my cat has them too...
#337 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
it is kind of hard to tell from these pics but he is a Tuxedo kitty. He is a little shit too. When I garden he dive bombs me from the trees lol. The orange kitty is Scarlett. And this silly little one is Andromeda.
User avatar #295 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
I already knew that...but what about Chastity Lynn? The porn star...? look her up...
User avatar #299 - lolerlaura (06/18/2013) [-]
Lol her name is a lie if she is a pornstar.
#312 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
#319 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh shit...my bad...i am sorry Chasity...wow..well sorry for obliterating your name...then comparing you to a porn star...heh..here is an apology cat...
#357 - lauryn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #501 - texasbarbie (06/19/2013) [-]
You're very welcome...
User avatar #304 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
hahaha...Well you are not wrong...
#33 - She is so cute...why no friends? I say she just wanted to &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Freshmen +5
#38 - silverlance (06/18/2013) [-]
You can be cute and still be a bitch, hell the two go hand in hand more often than you'd think
User avatar #40 - texasbarbie (06/18/2013) [-]
Well yeah...but from what i know, there are numerous bitches out there...she could have befriended some...just saying...
#514 - Male and HELL NAW 06/17/2013 on Would you? 0
#191 - You just could not miss the oportunity could you ? Well pl… 06/16/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum 0
#13 - well strongest one is Iridium...but we get like 2-3 tons a yea…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum 0
User avatar #188 - iridium (06/16/2013) [-]
They call me the Waldo of Chemistry.
User avatar #191 - texasbarbie (06/16/2013) [-]
You just could not miss the oportunity could you ? Well played Iridium....Well played...
#333 - well i can't say you are wrong about what you are saying...esp… 06/15/2013 on Fuck logic 0

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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