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Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#1 - ******* DENTAL IMPLANTS... **** YOU 06/28/2013 on dental implants nyc 0
#2 - Most of us here are geeks or at least have some knowledge in e… 06/28/2013 on Just a vent 0
#1 - Well actually they did...On Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on WOLFPACK +8
#2 - teranin (06/28/2013) [-]
damn you for ruining the joke, sir... damn you...
#15 - This happens to me with TF-2...every ******* day.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Well shit +3
#22 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [-]
for hats
User avatar #23 - skilletpanhead (06/28/2013) [-]
It is always hats.
#4 - I wear glasses...not any better..what you need is an editing p… 06/28/2013 on Eye Test 0
#5 - Well i definately agree with you on the fact that women should… 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 14 +12
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#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on They Implemented Breeding... -3
User avatar #2 - stormietheraver (06/28/2013) [-]
no shit sherlock....says in the description "REPOST"
#3 - Teranin...No one says you are wrong in what you say Most o…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 14 -55
#4 - teranin (06/28/2013) [-]
No, actually, if we had what I want us to have, women would be treated equally under the law to men, as would every racial group, and everyone regardless of sexual preference. I fight against a misandrist superiority movement, not in promotion of male superiority.
#5 - texasbarbie (06/28/2013) [-]
Well i definately agree with you on the fact that women should be treated equally under the law to men...and i do realise that if you go tell that to a feminist they will go all over your ass with "women are weaker " etc etc....It's just the way you post things that makes people, including myself a bit confused, about your intentions....I now understand....keep on fighting brother .
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#254 - I feel sorry for you man...if you ever want to talk with anyon… 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 13 0
#185 - Wait...raped by men or women??? And you can always fight b…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 13 -1
#218 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't even go there. That's NEVER the right answer to this kind of conversation. That's victim blaming bullshit.
User avatar #189 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
Nine times, by eleven women- never raped by a man.

I was given a cupcake the first time. It was so innocent, just a plain vanilla cupcake, pink sprinkles.

Lots of roofies or something in there though.
#254 - texasbarbie (06/28/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you man...if you ever want to talk with anyone, you can talk to me....Remember...You are never alone...
User avatar #193 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
damn that's some tough shit...
User avatar #198 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
I believe that an equal amount of good must happen in the universe as the amount of bad. So when bad things happen to one person, good things must also happen, though not necessarily to that person.

I just like to think that if I suffer, someone will gain from it.
#199 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
well... i gotta say no, that's bullshit, if you suffer there better be a whole lot of good coming you way !


I feel sad/angry that you or any person should have to go through something like that

here's a cute otter...best i can do
User avatar #200 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
I fucking love that cute otter
#224 - murpmurp (06/28/2013) [-]
i dont mean to offend but didnt it kinda pleasure you? or was it just horrible? like i know the experince was bad but did it feel bad in the process.

if your offended sorry i was just wondering



have this cute catbug
User avatar #258 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry I don't get offended so easily, people have questions, It's alright.

I've called it the Judas Erection, I don't want it, but I can't help it. My own genitals betray me and fall into pleasure while the rest of my body follows my mind and resists.
User avatar #259 - murpmurp (06/28/2013) [-]
i've heard of that, so thats why i was asking. Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack Tony Hayward
#201 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
i feel my mission here has been accomplished
#179 - Well i don't really see that happening my fellow brethren … 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 13 +1
#178 - Before they rip off your head and hang it for everyone to see.…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 13 +1
User avatar #260 - itsmedumbass (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry your soul is safe, I think.
#176 - I am sorry for that dear brethren... I hope it was not too…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/28/2013 on Effect of Feminism 13 +1
User avatar #177 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
Honestly, I've been raped. A lot. By now it's just...getting old I suppose?

I've learned to live with it, if it happens, or starts to, I just retreat into myself and disappear from the world until it's over.

Don't worry about it, but thanks
User avatar #185 - texasbarbie (06/28/2013) [-]
Wait...raped by men or women???
And you can always fight back...i mean ...you can always be cautious about what you are drinking/eating considering someone might have drugged it...and you can always carry a knife with you...or a gun if you live in the US or a country that allows guns...
#218 - Womens Study Major (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't even go there. That's NEVER the right answer to this kind of conversation. That's victim blaming bullshit.
User avatar #189 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
Nine times, by eleven women- never raped by a man.

I was given a cupcake the first time. It was so innocent, just a plain vanilla cupcake, pink sprinkles.

Lots of roofies or something in there though.
#254 - texasbarbie (06/28/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for you man...if you ever want to talk with anyone, you can talk to me....Remember...You are never alone...
User avatar #193 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
damn that's some tough shit...
User avatar #198 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
I believe that an equal amount of good must happen in the universe as the amount of bad. So when bad things happen to one person, good things must also happen, though not necessarily to that person.

I just like to think that if I suffer, someone will gain from it.
#199 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
well... i gotta say no, that's bullshit, if you suffer there better be a whole lot of good coming you way !


I feel sad/angry that you or any person should have to go through something like that

here's a cute otter...best i can do
User avatar #200 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
I fucking love that cute otter
#224 - murpmurp (06/28/2013) [-]
i dont mean to offend but didnt it kinda pleasure you? or was it just horrible? like i know the experince was bad but did it feel bad in the process.

if your offended sorry i was just wondering



have this cute catbug
User avatar #258 - playcolt (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry I don't get offended so easily, people have questions, It's alright.

I've called it the Judas Erection, I don't want it, but I can't help it. My own genitals betray me and fall into pleasure while the rest of my body follows my mind and resists.
User avatar #259 - murpmurp (06/28/2013) [-]
i've heard of that, so thats why i was asking. Stuff Your Sorries in a Sack Tony Hayward
#201 - crazycommando (06/28/2013) [-]
i feel my mission here has been accomplished
#129 - Picture 06/28/2013 on Busted! +2
#145 - Well maybe...anyways...i gotta do math and biology now....tons… 06/27/2013 on Effect of Feminism 12 -1

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
#15 to #14 - include ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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