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Video Games Played: BF3,MOHW
Date Signed Up:1/07/2013
Last Login:4/24/2014
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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#140 - I believ that if a feminist saw this, she would remove our dic… 07/28/2013 on Fap +1
#134 - Isn't that for girls legs?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #135 - ninjamyles (07/28/2013) [-]
it's marketed that way yes, but it works for removing hair on the ass too. and i believe that their is a male version.
User avatar #140 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I believ that if a feminist saw this, she would remove our dicks because we are blasphimising a product inteded for female legs....
#129 - I see...it's just that...No wait...you are right...Thank you t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #130 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
If it means you don't have to shave your face with vagina razor, I'm happy to help.
#127 - I have my own but they usually take whatever they find...sooo...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap +2
User avatar #128 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
Hide it. Keep it in your room or something.
User avatar #129 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I see...it's just that...No wait...you are right...Thank you the kindest of all sirs....
User avatar #130 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
If it means you don't have to shave your face with vagina razor, I'm happy to help.
#122 - look below... 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
#121 - it was on a razor...and i was trying to remove it from between…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
#125 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
Get your own razor
User avatar #127 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I have my own but they usually take whatever they find...sooo...
User avatar #128 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
Hide it. Keep it in your room or something.
User avatar #129 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I see...it's just that...No wait...you are right...Thank you the kindest of all sirs....
User avatar #130 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
If it means you don't have to shave your face with vagina razor, I'm happy to help.
#113 - And i am still a ******* 18 y.o. virgin...who cou… 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
#111 - How will she know??/ You said you are at your in-laws...  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap +2
User avatar #112 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
...You have a point...Thumb for you sir for opening my mind about masturbation!
User avatar #113 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
And i am still a fucking 18 y.o. virgin...who could tell... You are very welcome plutooooooooo...Have fun fapping...
#110 - Why couldn't you fap man????? Get in the shower and do it... 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
#108 - Why not fap man? It's your organ after all...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap +1
User avatar #109 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
Where am I suppous to fap my friend? At the bathroom while taking a shit? Then have the woman bitch about me not beeing interested in her!
User avatar #111 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
How will she know??/ You said you are at your in-laws...
User avatar #112 - plutoo (07/28/2013) [-]
...You have a point...Thumb for you sir for opening my mind about masturbation!
User avatar #113 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
And i am still a fucking 18 y.o. virgin...who could tell... You are very welcome plutooooooooo...Have fun fapping...
#107 - HOW THE **** DO I GET RID OF MY ASS HAIR??????// …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #133 - ninjamyles (07/28/2013) [-]
well theirs a hair remove cream you can buy called veet. it use it and it generally works well.
User avatar #134 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
Isn't that for girls legs?
User avatar #135 - ninjamyles (07/28/2013) [-]
it's marketed that way yes, but it works for removing hair on the ass too. and i believe that their is a male version.
User avatar #140 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I believ that if a feminist saw this, she would remove our dicks because we are blasphimising a product inteded for female legs....
#105 - I touched my mothers vagina hair today...Don't ask...  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Fap 0
User avatar #116 - ugottanked (07/28/2013) [-]
asking
User avatar #122 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
look below...
#115 - anonymous (07/28/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #121 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
it was on a razor...and i was trying to remove it from between the blades to shave my face...and i realised that is suspiciously long hair that someone shaved....so i figured it as either my mothers or my sisters fucking vagina hair....i wanna die...
#125 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
Get your own razor
User avatar #127 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I have my own but they usually take whatever they find...sooo...
User avatar #128 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
Hide it. Keep it in your room or something.
User avatar #129 - texasbarbie (07/28/2013) [-]
I see...it's just that...No wait...you are right...Thank you the kindest of all sirs....
User avatar #130 - thedudeistheman (07/28/2013) [-]
If it means you don't have to shave your face with vagina razor, I'm happy to help.
#104 - Thumbed because cute 8/10 But behind that cute face hides … 07/28/2013 on Honest Cunt -3
#10 - i won't be seeing her soon but i promise that op will deliver.… 07/27/2013 on Beta requesting assistance 0
#5 - Drums buddy..drums....Wish you were here is guitar mostly... 07/27/2013 on Beta requesting assistance 0
#2 - coz he luvs swallowing stuff RIGHT?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Guitar +72
User avatar #3 - geezues (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah like food, and oxygen. Lolzorz. Twi would love this comment!
User avatar #4 - geezues (07/27/2013) [-]
twi
User avatar #5 - geezues (07/27/2013) [-]
twi !
#8 - twi (07/27/2013) [-]
can u not
User avatar #51 - laky (07/28/2013) [-]
I remember that episode. My favorite one
#9 - geezues (07/27/2013) [-]
#75 - furiousmarshmellow (07/28/2013) [-]
LOLMENTIONING IS SO FAHNY LOL XDXD




By the way, I don't even have the mention alert on. So don't even try to do anything.
#119 - Well i don't see what is wrong with it.... 07/27/2013 on Why else would I wear... +1
#742 - I think they call themselves femitheists or some **** … 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#735 - And i just made a fool of my self...I HAVE FAILED YOU FUNNYJUNK.... 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#731 - OOOOOOOR...you are just a troll .... 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#730 - I see...we are useful for breeding only...Well let me give you… 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#239 - MMMMMMMPH MMMPH MPH MPH MPH...MPHMPHHHHHHHH Pyro talk 07/26/2013 on title. 0
#232 - I just wish i had a girl like her...I mean...I am a decent guy… 07/26/2013 on title. 0
#230 - I like mine...thanks.(it's **** for a guy i know.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on title. 0
User avatar #234 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
HMM
User avatar #239 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMPH MMMPH MPH MPH MPH...MPHMPHHHHHHHH
Pyro talk
#223 - Hence the blue name....You better be...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on title. +1
User avatar #225 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
And my user name. You're allowed to be jealous.
#230 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
I like mine...thanks.(it's shit for a guy i know..)..but yeah yours .... it's good....Simple yet cool...
User avatar #234 - Bad Man (07/26/2013) [-]
HMM
User avatar #239 - texasbarbie (07/26/2013) [-]
MMMMMMMPH MMMPH MPH MPH MPH...MPHMPHHHHHHHH
Pyro talk

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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