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I am a guy for fucks sake.Barbie is Australian slang for Barbeque.I picked that up from relatives in Australia.Just clearing it out since many people think i am a chick or something.Get yourself together....

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#31 - Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains cloth…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#29 - Or she is just talented Ohhh ok ...for a minute i…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#30 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
I wish, its a ton easier for them to have sex, you can just have it basically, im not into beastiality or inserting shit or whatever, but i wish i could still do it you know. The shit you would see in news if i turned into a woman, i would be running around screwing everything that moves and doesnt move.
User avatar #31 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains clothes when they orgasm...and they can orgasm multiple times in a row..and they have boobs...darn...Women are fucking hot...
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#26 - I still don't get what you are saying....she can do it better …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#27 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
If she can control your dick better than you then she has had a bit of experience, which means she is a slut, or a girl that actually studies male anatomy.
Now, you can most likely control your dick better than her, so you can probably do it easily, on a side note, i never thought i might be online today teaching someone how to fling gummy bears with his dick. You can control it better since you can feel when it hurts.
User avatar #29 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Or she is just talented

Ohhh ok ...for a minute i though you were a girl...yeah...i know...AKWARD...
#30 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
I wish, its a ton easier for them to have sex, you can just have it basically, im not into beastiality or inserting shit or whatever, but i wish i could still do it you know. The shit you would see in news if i turned into a woman, i would be running around screwing everything that moves and doesnt move.
User avatar #31 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains clothes when they orgasm...and they can orgasm multiple times in a row..and they have boobs...darn...Women are fucking hot...
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#24 - I am a guy.....akwaaard.... but i would like some instruct…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#25 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, didnt mean it like that, just meant it as in if she can control it better, i suck at English at times.
User avatar #26 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
I still don't get what you are saying....she can do it better than i can or...??
#27 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
If she can control your dick better than you then she has had a bit of experience, which means she is a slut, or a girl that actually studies male anatomy.
Now, you can most likely control your dick better than her, so you can probably do it easily, on a side note, i never thought i might be online today teaching someone how to fling gummy bears with his dick. You can control it better since you can feel when it hurts.
User avatar #29 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Or she is just talented

Ohhh ok ...for a minute i though you were a girl...yeah...i know...AKWARD...
#30 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
I wish, its a ton easier for them to have sex, you can just have it basically, im not into beastiality or inserting shit or whatever, but i wish i could still do it you know. The shit you would see in news if i turned into a woman, i would be running around screwing everything that moves and doesnt move.
User avatar #31 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains clothes when they orgasm...and they can orgasm multiple times in a row..and they have boobs...darn...Women are fucking hot...
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#22 - maybe more... 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#21 - Good...i am 16 cm  [+] (11 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#23 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah it works, but let the man actually do it, because, well lets be fair here he has more control over that, if you can control that thing better than him i feel like you wont be with him in a week.
#24 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
I am a guy.....akwaaard....
but i would like some instructions...i mean some help on how to do it....if you want to...
#25 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, didnt mean it like that, just meant it as in if she can control it better, i suck at English at times.
User avatar #26 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
I still don't get what you are saying....she can do it better than i can or...??
#27 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
If she can control your dick better than you then she has had a bit of experience, which means she is a slut, or a girl that actually studies male anatomy.
Now, you can most likely control your dick better than her, so you can probably do it easily, on a side note, i never thought i might be online today teaching someone how to fling gummy bears with his dick. You can control it better since you can feel when it hurts.
User avatar #29 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Or she is just talented

Ohhh ok ...for a minute i though you were a girl...yeah...i know...AKWARD...
#30 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
I wish, its a ton easier for them to have sex, you can just have it basically, im not into beastiality or inserting shit or whatever, but i wish i could still do it you know. The shit you would see in news if i turned into a woman, i would be running around screwing everything that moves and doesnt move.
User avatar #31 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains clothes when they orgasm...and they can orgasm multiple times in a row..and they have boobs...darn...Women are fucking hot...
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#1 - SEE YA IN THE NFSW... 07/31/2013 on boobs 5 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/31/2013 on THIS GAME IS WAY TOO FUN 0
#19 - Hahahahaah You made my day anon Dickups... 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#13 - Oh my god that would be so ******* awesome.... …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Man the catapult 0
#20 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
about 16cm is enough, ive tried.
User avatar #22 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
maybe more...
User avatar #21 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Good...i am 16 cm
#23 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah it works, but let the man actually do it, because, well lets be fair here he has more control over that, if you can control that thing better than him i feel like you wont be with him in a week.
#24 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
I am a guy.....akwaaard....
but i would like some instructions...i mean some help on how to do it....if you want to...
#25 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Nah, didnt mean it like that, just meant it as in if she can control it better, i suck at English at times.
User avatar #26 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
I still don't get what you are saying....she can do it better than i can or...??
#27 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
If she can control your dick better than you then she has had a bit of experience, which means she is a slut, or a girl that actually studies male anatomy.
Now, you can most likely control your dick better than her, so you can probably do it easily, on a side note, i never thought i might be online today teaching someone how to fling gummy bears with his dick. You can control it better since you can feel when it hurts.
User avatar #29 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Or she is just talented

Ohhh ok ...for a minute i though you were a girl...yeah...i know...AKWARD...
#30 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
I wish, its a ton easier for them to have sex, you can just have it basically, im not into beastiality or inserting shit or whatever, but i wish i could still do it you know. The shit you would see in news if i turned into a woman, i would be running around screwing everything that moves and doesnt move.
User avatar #31 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Well yeah..and they don't spurt sticky stuff that stains clothes when they orgasm...and they can orgasm multiple times in a row..and they have boobs...darn...Women are fucking hot...
#32 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only downsides are yeah the fact that you are weak usually (i mean, try to overpower a man, but i would probably be into it anyhow) the time of the month, and that you cant turn into one.
User avatar #33 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
i would not want to turn into one..i like girls...but i like being a guy...i would not change my Guyness...if that makes sense...
#34 - taurusguy (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah i mean im fine with being a guy aswell, but if it was like one day deal then fuck yeah.
#18 - anonymous (07/31/2013) [-]
>not exercising it with dickups daily for this very purpose
#19 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
Hahahahaah You made my day anon

Dickups...
#11 - YESS....you saved it...Cheers mate...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on A normal day on /b/ +1
User avatar #12 - broale (07/31/2013) [-]
cheers and an oi! to you brother
#1 - I read the title and i thought the content was about a guitar.… 07/30/2013 on pulling her g-string +1
#9 - Not sure if i should like or dislike your comment... …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on A normal day on /b/ +1
User avatar #10 - broale (07/31/2013) [-]
i was a teen at the time and loved the personalities of the guys i was with. i started hanging out with traditional skins (non racists/anti-racists) and they had the same personalty with out the politics and hate!
#11 - texasbarbie (07/31/2013) [-]
YESS....you saved it...Cheers mate...
User avatar #12 - broale (07/31/2013) [-]
cheers and an oi! to you brother
#7 - I wish you and your brother best of luck...Cancer is a nasty thing...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Please Help ME 0
#8 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
thank you
#5 - Sorry to hear that mate...Your parents can't affort it or you …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Please Help ME 0
#6 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
just want to help
User avatar #7 - texasbarbie (07/30/2013) [-]
I wish you and your brother best of luck...Cancer is a nasty thing...
#8 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
thank you
#1 - Sorry to hear that man...Where is the cancer?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Please Help ME 0
#4 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
leukemia
User avatar #5 - texasbarbie (07/30/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that mate...Your parents can't affort it or you just want to help?
#6 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
just want to help
User avatar #7 - texasbarbie (07/30/2013) [-]
I wish you and your brother best of luck...Cancer is a nasty thing...
#8 - jjvjj (07/30/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #3 - wymlan (07/30/2013) [-]
#3 - Am i the only one that tried reading the first letters from th… 07/29/2013 on Your Jimmies? +5
#2 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on Your Jimmies? 0
#4 - Maybe you can learn not to get too attatched to people or thin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Broken. 0
User avatar #5 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Trust me, I love myself more than anyone. It's not selfish. It's rational.
But that doesn't make me stop loving her. I would still do anything for her. And that's why I'm so angry. I've betrayed everything I believe in, just for her.
People must be responsible for their actions, and she wasn't. People deserve no mercy, because mercy is injustice, not giving to someone what they deserve.
And I did it, by forgiving her. And she payed me back with even more betrayal. It hurts so much.
#19 - that was my first comment nigs...here is the link YOU…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on For Shits and Giggles 0
User avatar #35 - starswirl (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, i replied to you on that comment aswell, XD
#1 - Sorry to hear your story bro....I just think that she is not g…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Broken. +1
User avatar #3 - whatupnachoface (07/29/2013) [-]
Thanks bro, I really appreciate it.
It just hurts so much.
#4 - texasbarbie (07/29/2013) [-]
Maybe you can learn not to get too attatched to people or things....Love yourself more than anyone else...even though that might sound selfish....You will live with yourself for your whole life...Good luck bro
User avatar #5 - whatupnachoface (07/30/2013) [-]
Trust me, I love myself more than anyone. It's not selfish. It's rational.
But that doesn't make me stop loving her. I would still do anything for her. And that's why I'm so angry. I've betrayed everything I believe in, just for her.
People must be responsible for their actions, and she wasn't. People deserve no mercy, because mercy is injustice, not giving to someone what they deserve.
And I did it, by forgiving her. And she payed me back with even more betrayal. It hurts so much.
#1 - I have tha same watch as the doctor....It's a Casio Databank..… 07/29/2013 on Surgeon Simulator Fuck Ups... 0
#8 - You mean he...right? Or She????????? 07/29/2013 on FJ Official Slut +1
#3 - YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED STARSWIRL  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on For Shits and Giggles 0
#7 - starswirl (07/29/2013) [-]
what.
#19 - texasbarbie (07/29/2013) [-]
that was my first comment nigs...here is the link
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4350164/Oh+the+irony/448#448
YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED STARSWIRL
User avatar #35 - starswirl (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh wow, i replied to you on that comment aswell, XD
#10 - Same here...I just learned to live with it....Now i go out wit… 07/29/2013 on Pretty much 0

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User avatar #3 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
You tryin to play my game
but there can only be one gamer
User avatar #4 to #3 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What is your game, K I mi l S U Ng
User avatar #5 to #4 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
just. the game.
User avatar #6 to #5 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
What does the game include .
#9 to #6 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I hope it's me.
User avatar #11 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
Also...How did you get here?
#12 to #11 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I'm everywhere.
User avatar #10 to #9 - texasbarbie (03/22/2014) [-]
And why are you hoping that it's you? I mean every game that includes something will include you...

P.S. I am a dude....the "barbie" part of my name gets people think that I am a female, so I understand if you wanted a girl to include you into something and just took your shot. Barbie stands for barbeque in Australian slang...I used to have an account called texasbbq but had to delete for rolling reasons.....(rolled justing bieber after saying if JB I delete.)
#13 to #10 - include ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Honestly, I thought you were a girl.
#14 to #13 - texasbarbie (03/23/2014) [-]
No booty for you bratha
No booty for you bratha
#15 to #14 - include ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Darn.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimilsung (03/21/2014) [-]
laughs and broken girls.
User avatar #8 to #7 - texasbarbie (03/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I shall outscience you. Plebian.
#1 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
bit of a girly name you have there...

unless you are a girl, which is still weird
User avatar #2 to #1 - texasbarbie (11/24/2013) [-]
Barbie--> Australian Slang for Barbeque...You are welcome...Thanks for your insight.
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