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#75130 - Is skyping with a girl you will never get really worth more?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75133 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know how pathetic it is, and I do get angry at myself for being this pathetic but: Yes, it is worth more.
User avatar #75134 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why?
User avatar #75135 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
Because she means the fucking world to me, I speak to her whatever chance I get.
User avatar #75136 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why do you like her?
User avatar #75141 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I could sit here and list reason after reason, but mainly because she's what I would envision as a 10/10 for appearance, and also because she is basically the female version of myself. Everything I like, she likes.
User avatar #75144 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
So why doesn't she like you?
User avatar #75145 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
There's someone else that she is pretty much in love with.
User avatar #75147 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You know you're 15 years old right?
User avatar #75156 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I do indeed, but I've been through more than enough to understand when I am mildly attracted to someone, to when I love someone.
User avatar #75164 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't do this to yourself dude, she doesnt love you so dont chase after her. Especially because is hurts you so much. I know this will hurt to, but atleast you will be able to move on and find somebody else
User avatar #75168 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't care that she won't love me back or anything like that. To be fair, the only thing I needed advice on was the fact that my friend flirts with her just to annoy me, and I don't know what to do about it.
User avatar #75170 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
1) Ask him to stop
2) stop with skyping with him
User avatar #75172 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I ask him, he does it more. Okay, I appreciate your help and stuff, but I have a feeling that this is going nowhere, thanks but I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it.
#61194 - I know, but in normal day life I never meet anyone who is a le…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #61195 - davvi (05/27/2013) [-]
i meet more left- than right wing extremists in day-to-day life, but that's probably because germans are allergic to the right wing
#61201 - aclopolipise (05/28/2013) [-]
MFW leftist Germans
User avatar #61198 - ferrettamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Well look what happened last time they supported right-wing politics
#75124 - Don't self harm, you wont get anything from it, and just accep…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75129 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, I always get the 'Don't Self Harm' lecture,I'm trying to stop. But... this is going to sound really pathetic, and it is, but if I Skype with him, I Skype with the girl also, because they're group chats.
User avatar #75130 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Is skyping with a girl you will never get really worth more?
User avatar #75133 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know how pathetic it is, and I do get angry at myself for being this pathetic but: Yes, it is worth more.
User avatar #75134 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why?
User avatar #75135 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
Because she means the fucking world to me, I speak to her whatever chance I get.
User avatar #75136 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why do you like her?
User avatar #75141 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I could sit here and list reason after reason, but mainly because she's what I would envision as a 10/10 for appearance, and also because she is basically the female version of myself. Everything I like, she likes.
User avatar #75144 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
So why doesn't she like you?
User avatar #75145 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
There's someone else that she is pretty much in love with.
User avatar #75147 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You know you're 15 years old right?
User avatar #75156 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I do indeed, but I've been through more than enough to understand when I am mildly attracted to someone, to when I love someone.
User avatar #75164 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't do this to yourself dude, she doesnt love you so dont chase after her. Especially because is hurts you so much. I know this will hurt to, but atleast you will be able to move on and find somebody else
User avatar #75168 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't care that she won't love me back or anything like that. To be fair, the only thing I needed advice on was the fact that my friend flirts with her just to annoy me, and I don't know what to do about it.
User avatar #75170 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
1) Ask him to stop
2) stop with skyping with him
User avatar #75172 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I ask him, he does it more. Okay, I appreciate your help and stuff, but I have a feeling that this is going nowhere, thanks but I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it.
#75123 - well, I know it sounds weird but don't be honest. just say you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75127 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
That's the problem, she knows I like her, I told her.
She said "It's cool, you're a really nice guy, I'm just not looking to date anyone.."
Except for this one kid who is in love with her bestfriend, to put it simply. I suppose I should just see how the next few days go, I mean, I'm on study leave now, so I could always meet her at school, not to be too creepy, but yeah. But I guess I'll wait for her to message me now, like she did today.
#75120 - Then, what's your problem excactly?  [+] (17 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75121 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
The fact that my friend flirts with her every night just to annoy me, even when he knows that I self harm when he does that.
User avatar #75124 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Don't self harm, you wont get anything from it, and just accept that friends will do this sort of thing, or just dont skype with him
User avatar #75129 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, I always get the 'Don't Self Harm' lecture,I'm trying to stop. But... this is going to sound really pathetic, and it is, but if I Skype with him, I Skype with the girl also, because they're group chats.
User avatar #75130 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Is skyping with a girl you will never get really worth more?
User avatar #75133 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know how pathetic it is, and I do get angry at myself for being this pathetic but: Yes, it is worth more.
User avatar #75134 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why?
User avatar #75135 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
Because she means the fucking world to me, I speak to her whatever chance I get.
User avatar #75136 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why do you like her?
User avatar #75141 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I could sit here and list reason after reason, but mainly because she's what I would envision as a 10/10 for appearance, and also because she is basically the female version of myself. Everything I like, she likes.
User avatar #75144 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
So why doesn't she like you?
User avatar #75145 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
There's someone else that she is pretty much in love with.
User avatar #75147 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You know you're 15 years old right?
User avatar #75156 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I do indeed, but I've been through more than enough to understand when I am mildly attracted to someone, to when I love someone.
User avatar #75164 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't do this to yourself dude, she doesnt love you so dont chase after her. Especially because is hurts you so much. I know this will hurt to, but atleast you will be able to move on and find somebody else
User avatar #75168 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't care that she won't love me back or anything like that. To be fair, the only thing I needed advice on was the fact that my friend flirts with her just to annoy me, and I don't know what to do about it.
User avatar #75170 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
1) Ask him to stop
2) stop with skyping with him
User avatar #75172 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I ask him, he does it more. Okay, I appreciate your help and stuff, but I have a feeling that this is going nowhere, thanks but I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it.
#75117 - Dude, dont worry, she was scared, just talk to her.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75119 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks. So, I should just reassure her that.. I won't be different because I like her?
User avatar #75123 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
well, I know it sounds weird but don't be honest. just say you dont like her. Once you admit it to her it will be easier to accept for you
User avatar #75127 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
That's the problem, she knows I like her, I told her.
She said "It's cool, you're a really nice guy, I'm just not looking to date anyone.."
Except for this one kid who is in love with her bestfriend, to put it simply. I suppose I should just see how the next few days go, I mean, I'm on study leave now, so I could always meet her at school, not to be too creepy, but yeah. But I guess I'll wait for her to message me now, like she did today.
#75114 - but you should really trt\y it, who gives a damn if it looks awefull  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#75125 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75131 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, show me the result
#75112 - Well, looking at you and your friends it might fit you, but i'…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75114 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
but you should really trt\y it, who gives a damn if it looks awefull
#75125 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75131 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, show me the result
#75110 - Just wait for the reply, if she says she doesnt like you its c…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75113 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
Oh, I know she doesn't like me. It's more the fact that we were both friends and she asked me to hang out, yet said she had a "feeling" I liked her. She already knows about my feelings but I'm just unsure about why she bailed.
User avatar #75117 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Dude, dont worry, she was scared, just talk to her.
User avatar #75119 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks. So, I should just reassure her that.. I won't be different because I like her?
User avatar #75123 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
well, I know it sounds weird but don't be honest. just say you dont like her. Once you admit it to her it will be easier to accept for you
User avatar #75127 - xfortune (05/27/2013) [-]
That's the problem, she knows I like her, I told her.
She said "It's cool, you're a really nice guy, I'm just not looking to date anyone.."
Except for this one kid who is in love with her bestfriend, to put it simply. I suppose I should just see how the next few days go, I mean, I'm on study leave now, so I could always meet her at school, not to be too creepy, but yeah. But I guess I'll wait for her to message me now, like she did today.
#75106 - you are that girl?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#75109 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75112 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Well, looking at you and your friends it might fit you, but i'm gay so I dont really look at women in the "hot" way
User avatar #75114 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
but you should really trt\y it, who gives a damn if it looks awefull
#75125 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75131 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, show me the result
#61188 - I'm dutch but those people are really stupid, I think David Ca… 05/27/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#75103 - thats red  [+] (7 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#75105 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75106 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
you are that girl?
#75109 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75112 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Well, looking at you and your friends it might fit you, but i'm gay so I dont really look at women in the "hot" way
User avatar #75114 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
but you should really trt\y it, who gives a damn if it looks awefull
#75125 - keggut has deleted their comment.
User avatar #75131 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You're welcome, show me the result
#75101 - Man up, say to the girl how you feel or accept that you will n…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #75115 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
Long story short: I admitted I liked her ages ago, we stayed friends, recently we fell out so we sorta started again as fucking stupid as that sounds, but basically I've ended up getting those feelings back. I don't expect anything to happen, I know for certain that her and I will never go out and stuff.
User avatar #75120 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Then, what's your problem excactly?
User avatar #75121 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
The fact that my friend flirts with her every night just to annoy me, even when he knows that I self harm when he does that.
User avatar #75124 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Don't self harm, you wont get anything from it, and just accept that friends will do this sort of thing, or just dont skype with him
User avatar #75129 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, I always get the 'Don't Self Harm' lecture,I'm trying to stop. But... this is going to sound really pathetic, and it is, but if I Skype with him, I Skype with the girl also, because they're group chats.
User avatar #75130 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
Is skyping with a girl you will never get really worth more?
User avatar #75133 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I know how pathetic it is, and I do get angry at myself for being this pathetic but: Yes, it is worth more.
User avatar #75134 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why?
User avatar #75135 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
Because she means the fucking world to me, I speak to her whatever chance I get.
User avatar #75136 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
And why do you like her?
User avatar #75141 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
I could sit here and list reason after reason, but mainly because she's what I would envision as a 10/10 for appearance, and also because she is basically the female version of myself. Everything I like, she likes.
User avatar #75144 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
So why doesn't she like you?
User avatar #75145 - ntxjoker (05/27/2013) [-]
There's someone else that she is pretty much in love with.
User avatar #75147 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
You know you're 15 years old right?
User avatar #75156 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I do indeed, but I've been through more than enough to understand when I am mildly attracted to someone, to when I love someone.
User avatar #75164 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
Don't do this to yourself dude, she doesnt love you so dont chase after her. Especially because is hurts you so much. I know this will hurt to, but atleast you will be able to move on and find somebody else
User avatar #75168 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I don't care that she won't love me back or anything like that. To be fair, the only thing I needed advice on was the fact that my friend flirts with her just to annoy me, and I don't know what to do about it.
User avatar #75170 - teun (05/28/2013) [-]
1) Ask him to stop
2) stop with skyping with him
User avatar #75172 - ntxjoker (05/28/2013) [-]
I ask him, he does it more. Okay, I appreciate your help and stuff, but I have a feeling that this is going nowhere, thanks but I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it.
#10362 - hero 05/27/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#61183 - I hate right-wing extremist  [+] (8 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #61193 - aclopolipise (05/27/2013) [-]
I hate authoritarian extremists on either the right or left
User avatar #61192 - davvi (05/27/2013) [-]
most extremists are stupid, either wing
User avatar #61194 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, but in normal day life I never meet anyone who is a left-wing extremist and in Holland we dont have left wing extremist partys
User avatar #61195 - davvi (05/27/2013) [-]
i meet more left- than right wing extremists in day-to-day life, but that's probably because germans are allergic to the right wing
#61201 - aclopolipise (05/28/2013) [-]
MFW leftist Germans
User avatar #61198 - ferrettamer (05/27/2013) [-]
Well look what happened last time they supported right-wing politics
#61186 - swiftykidd has deleted their comment.
User avatar #61188 - teun (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm dutch but those people are really stupid, I think David Cameron did a fantastic job with his speech to say not every muslim is a terrorist because no right-wing politician gets that
#75091 - I think they are kinda weird, but they can be hot 05/27/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#32 - Everybody who thumb this up think they are the 0.1% 05/27/2013 on The only magazine I... +5
#255 - I know this is very late but I have to show you that you are wrong 05/27/2013 on The Fedora +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on The only magazine I... +9
#50 - lemongrabble (05/27/2013) [-]
Except he has beta-autism, he looks kinda cool
#3 - Just looking at a squirrel, I'm not a model  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Chichen Nuggie +50
#14 - DCat (05/27/2013) [-]
+1 to you, good sir.
#13 - Picture 05/26/2013 on Star Wars to Non Fans +19
#6 - I know, wish you were here is the one with the burning man. … 05/26/2013 on Dear Mr. Preacher +1
#4 - So, so you think you can tell heaven from hell?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Dear Mr. Preacher 0
User avatar #5 - traelos (05/26/2013) [-]
Wrong album, that was Wish You Were Here.
User avatar #6 - teun (05/26/2013) [-]
I know, wish you were here is the one with the burning man.
But I didn't think many people would recognize it as an pink floyd album
I extremely sorry and I will preform hari-kiri on myself now
#3 - Picture 05/26/2013 on Good 'Ole Daleks +4
#72 - Now read the first letter of every sentence and you will be amazed :0 05/23/2013 on Philosophy at it's best 0
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