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| #1 - Great video, as always! [+] (14 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Infinite Track | +280 |
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anon (01/06/2016) [-] didn't know what that meant so i looked it up, here it is so no one else has to :^) Poe's law: is an Internet adage which states that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers or viewers for sincere expressions of the parodied views. tl;dr if you use sarcasm on the internet, you're going to have a bad time.  Faulty statement. Poe's law requires that there be no clear indicator of the author's intent. The fact that this is a still image and not a video is sufficient indication that the author's (teseus') intent was clearly sarcasm. And fuck you for making me explain the joke, shittard. #45 -
immatakeaduty (01/06/2016) [-]  my heart bleeds for him. his pain is palpable. you can feel it in his tone. see it in his labored, yet impulsive, body language. the ridicule has gone on since the start of the school year, an awkward growth spurt coupled with his dad loosing his job didn't allow the family to buy a new outfit for school, and the clothes he did have were just a touch too small. the kids recognized his backpack and shoes, someone said their dad was the one that fired his, someone threw their change at him, and his crush joked about his "high water jeans". the entire group cackled in delight. he knew then, the only thing to soothe the relentless barrage of torment would be the sweet loving embrace of the dank memes. dank memes didn't judge you for your clothing. they wouldn't ridicule you in front of the very girl you would give anything to be able to talk to, even just once, the very girl that betrayed you in your moment of greatest need. they couldn't beat you up and take your lunch money. dank memes are exactly that. dank. #53 -
nickelakon (01/06/2016) [-]  I grew up in a broken home, eventually my dad got kicked out and I only had a mom. Nost of my family died, and from time to time the pain of it all would weigh down on me. I'd randomly burst out crying in school, and that got me picked on for a long time Until I supressed those emotions The damage has been done, and I no longer know how to show them I haven't truly cried in years, and not because nothing sad has happened, but because I no longer know how to feel that way. I don't feel pain, but I float through life numb.  I fear numbness. Should I never feel pain or hurt, surely my compassion and care should fade as well. | ||
| #10 - Yeah, but it's hard to focus when you don't get enough sleep. … | 01/02/2016 on Anons wacky habits | +4 |
| #75 - Unlike the Europeans that hated that idea and instead shared b… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/27/2015 on Stealing Land | +6 |
| #57 - Gee, I wonder why. Perhaps because they are little and not as … [+] (12 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Dogs can't resist being pet | -44 |
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| #78 - Yeah, but a lot of people think that shooting yourself in the … | 12/20/2015 on An Hero | 0 |
| #54 - Sure, being thin/fit gives you all qualifications necessary to… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on huehuehue | 0 |
 The american bullying culture is fucked up, where [something]-shaming is considered ok. What about bully-shaming? | ||
| #661 - k | 11/30/2015 on FJ Demographics | 0 |
| #74 - Warfare changes. During the civil war everybody had a… | 11/28/2015 on It's finally happening | +3 |
| #64 - True, since they are more common when you have high blood pres… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on Fat People | 0 |
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anon (11/28/2015) [-]  But we must consider that her obesity still played a significant part regardless. That is not even to say how it indirectly lead to this outcome. How it couldve played a role in even needing the surgery to begin with, or how post-surgery mobilization might've been delayed as a result of the obesity(which factors into higher risk of clotting). It's all good and well to say that it is indeed possible that her obesity had absolutely zero affect on her dying to a blood clot, neither directly nor indirectly. But reasonably speaking that would be quite unlikely. | ||
| #13 - "The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, … | 11/23/2015 on Tricky trick | +1 |
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