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#68 - And dogs are not allowed in the parks designed for children. T… 01/17/2015 on Pet selection for dummies 0
#47 - Romania... The thing that pisses me off the most is that there…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Pet selection for dummies 0
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Hunfag here, I know exactly what are you mean by gypsy problems.
#45 - I can understand that. Here people usually walk their dogs to …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Pet selection for dummies 0
User avatar #46 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ where do you live?
#47 - teseus (01/17/2015) [-]
Romania... The thing that pisses me off the most is that there are a lot of great people living here, but for every decent person you find at least 3 total douchebags. Also, the amount of lowlife gypsies is incredible. Problem is, on top of everything, they go around Europe to steal and they give all of us a bad name and people start associating us with them. We don't like them either.
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Hunfag here, I know exactly what are you mean by gypsy problems.
#36 - I never really understood that. I live in a city where there a…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Pet selection for dummies 0
#65 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
Children play in parks and climb on trees. Generally people don't like their children covered in your dog's scat.
User avatar #68 - teseus (01/17/2015) [-]
And dogs are not allowed in the parks designed for children. There are large areas of untended trees with dirt paths made where people go for walks. Those are the areas where people are taking out their dogs.

I never owned a dog, but I always lived in the same area. Even when I was a child I knew that most people take their dogs closer to the street rather than going deeper in the semi-forest/park/whatever you wish to call it. So we just played where there wasn't shit (except coming from stray animals), which would be more than 90% of that whole piece of land.

Not that it mattered. When I was a kid there wasn't a single moment when I would be clean. But even so, we knew how to avoid getting shit stains instead of mud stains.
User avatar #41 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Same here, you don't have to pick up after your dog but it's polite to pick it up from the pavement at least.
User avatar #45 - teseus (01/17/2015) [-]
I can understand that. Here people usually walk their dogs to a tree and the animals seem to have gone used to this. Unfortunately I've seen people shit and puke on the pavement. A lot of times. Here dog shit is the least of our concerns.
User avatar #46 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ where do you live?
#47 - teseus (01/17/2015) [-]
Romania... The thing that pisses me off the most is that there are a lot of great people living here, but for every decent person you find at least 3 total douchebags. Also, the amount of lowlife gypsies is incredible. Problem is, on top of everything, they go around Europe to steal and they give all of us a bad name and people start associating us with them. We don't like them either.
User avatar #48 - syntheticdoll (01/17/2015) [-]
Hunfag here, I know exactly what are you mean by gypsy problems.
#34 - Yeah, but not even as docile as a guinea pig. These bastards w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Pet selection for dummies 0
#89 - boboroad (01/17/2015) [-]
i have a hamster, it never bites

u must have trained it wrong

pic related, my hampster

User avatar #64 - thisjunkisntfunny (01/17/2015) [-]
I love guinea pigs, they're like fuzzy little cats but not as douchey.
#37 - My boss went to England a few years ago and he met a guy in hi…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2015 on So many edges. +77
#123 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
most English people are ignorant cunts he probably was being a dick about it, most English people who hang flags and paint their faces etc on St. Stephens day or whatever it is are racist scumbags
#127 - straitedge (01/14/2015) [-]
Bait too obvious.
User avatar #51 - ompalomper (01/14/2015) [-]
wow, and people take the piss out of sweden.

worst we have is the obvious connection between crime, homelessness and beggars and the immigrants

then again, most swedish people aren't as much proud to be swedish as smug about it. true story
User avatar #40 - valyn (01/14/2015) [-]
Thats what SJWs do. Britbongistan fell to them 20 years ago, and if we don't keep fighting, the rest of the western world will follow.
User avatar #39 - joeyliquid (01/14/2015) [-]
Welcome to England, where it's incorrect to be English.
User avatar #41 - thebobinito (01/14/2015) [-]
Damn right, I fucking hate this country.
#6 - Since there are a lot of their comics on here and not all of t… 01/04/2015 on I would watch it +1
#27 - The end result is the work of a Japanese painter, Katsushika H…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on wave +15
User avatar #70 - Lolzster (11/18/2014) [-]
I thought it looked familiar
User avatar #41 - ghostninjaguy (11/17/2014) [-]
I love this piece, I have it in my room at home so when I look at it I feel calm
#31 - captainhippo (11/17/2014) [-]
I had. Thank you.
#56 - Except literal way.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Ninja Shapes +1
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User avatar #143 - heathz (01/08/2015) [-]
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User avatar #139 to #138 - heathz (06/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #131 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #132 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #134 to #133 - heathz (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #134 - noobnage (06/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #83 - teseus (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't know if I should scared, disgusted or flattered...
User avatar #82 - heathz (01/04/2013) [-]
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