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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:7/11/2011
Last Login:7/25/2016
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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
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Subscribers:10
Content Views:98586
Times Content Favorited:717 times
Total Comments Made:441
FJ Points:14475
Favorite Tags: Youre it (2)
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#153 - Well then those are just assholes with their panties in a knot… 07/20/2016 on degenerate maymay 0
#146 - Let people live bruh, why care what people call themselves?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2016 on degenerate maymay 0
#148 - Lookinatstuff (07/20/2016) [-]
It isn't what they call themselves that's the issue.

It's how they get so damned offended from what other people call them, not knowing which way they happen to be leaning that particular day.

Time to call each other 'it', and be done with it.
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#153 - territorialtom (07/20/2016) [-]
Well then those are just assholes with their panties in a knot. The genderfluid people I know don't really care what you call them, they've told me once but are never offended if I forget. I find it has less to do with the group and more to do with the individual, ya feel dawg?
#749 - You're welcome everyone  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2016 on Hottest Guys Of FJ Submissions +3
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#916 - blowbags (06/16/2016) [-]
Argh the hat and pout *agony*

Good bod tho
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#762 - theguywhoaskswhy (06/15/2016) [-]
Let me guess, you like Jersey Shore, America's Next Top Model, and The Simple Life.
#1085 - Pls notice me Addy 03/11/2016 on Post your f%%%ing selfie! +1
#73 - You faggots need to get over the fact that double standards ex… 10/09/2015 on Double Standards +1
#81 - I also yell at old men about the color yellow 09/24/2015 on Our society nowadays +7
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2015 on (untitled) +5
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#71 - No, he's right. Losing weight is all based upon calories in, c… 01/28/2015 on fuck a beach body 0
#17 - I'd assume so, but is it worth it? Is it fulfilling?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Bill Waterson 0
#18 - guiguito (12/01/2014) [-]
Very few people will thank you for your aid, but siting down with a cup of coffee and yelling with your mates "mission acomplished" is awsome.
But the best part is i get to hit grass with sticks (see pic) and i really love the truck, throwing water at shit makes me feel powerfull as fuck, especialy since i am supposed to hold the hose with two hands but i do it with one coz i am edgy as fuck.
Also life at the headquarters is realy great, i feel like i belong, i get along with everyone and cruising around town in a ambulance or a firetruck really scored me so much pussy.
That was till i fell in love with one of the firefighters, but that's something for another day.
In conclusion, it's not for everyone, but if you can endure and adapt to extremly dangerous situation and smile after, you'll have the time of your life. The feeling of "No one else would have the guts to hold this guy's intestines for two hours" is great coz i feel like a important part of society.
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#30 - swallowedinthesea (12/01/2014) [-]
I love hearing about people who really feel like they've found a place in the world. I don't have a clue where I want to be in 10 years, but hearing stories like yours gives me hope that it'll be worth the wait!
#31 - fragman (12/01/2014) [-]
Don't worry... I didn't have the slightest clue what I want to do career-wise a few years back. First of all, shit like that needs time so you can figure it out. And then there's the fact that it's never too late to change your mind later on.
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#20 - pkman (12/01/2014) [-]
Aww man now i want to hear your love story. But, it sounds like you found a good fit for you and that's cool to hear
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#28 - guiguito (12/01/2014) [-]
tl;dr i adopted a stray cat and climbed out of the friendzone after 3 years
#16 - Here's the whole speech for those interested 12/01/2014 on Bill Waterson +1