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Date Signed Up:5/05/2015
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#15 - No, that's not it at all. The point is we're not Gatsby, we'r… 01/11/2016 on Gatsby +5
#42 - And with you, I have an idea of what to look forward to in thi… 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +6
#41 - My thanks, fair anon. Seek misery, for misery will lead you t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +9
#68 - paraigon (01/11/2016) [-]
My... Fair... Seek.... For......Stronger
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#136 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/12/2016) [-]
Bearer...Seek...Seek...Lest
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#46 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
ooo cut myself on that edge
#62 - goldsignet (01/11/2016) [-]
darks souls 2, do try it
#135 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm blind, ok?!
#12 - **terranrollerskates used "*roll picture*"** **terranroller…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Gatsby -6
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#22 - platinumaltaria (01/11/2016) [-]
>be nice
>get fucked in the ass by chad
#21 - iderpedintofj (01/11/2016) [-]
It was the manual how to be a man and how to be someone's bitch.

Gatsby himself, as cool as he was, did everything for a SINGULAR WOMAN.

It's like hitting the 1.3 bil lotto right now, erecting a huge mansion, inviting fucking LOADS of hot girls, throwing the wildest/craziest parties, and holding out for some girl who you thought was THE ONE.

There's going to be a lot of The One's if you're wealthy enough to be Gatsby, even more if you're charismatic enough to work your way to it and not fall into luxury.

Tom wasn't a good man. But he was iconic for what a man was considered to be in that time period. He was raised to think that women were things, and believe it or not, that still works today. He wasn't wealthy, but he wasn't hurting at all for money. He's like your upper-middle class bachelor today, honestly.

Thing is, women are people, which this book fails horribly to recognize. They put their pants on the same way men do - one leg at a fucking time. They're not the prize of some stupid fucking game, they're just fucking people. (Also, this is why SJW and all the other cancerous bullshit on the Internet pisses me off. We're all people; inherently different, but not terribly aside from each other. We're all just... people.)
#14 - hikakiller (01/11/2016) [-]
>get rich for a girl
>buy a mansion for a girl
>she doesn't love you
>die
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#15 - terranrollerskates (01/11/2016) [-]
No, that's not it at all. The point is we're not Gatsby, we're the protagonist, old sport! We figure out by his example to not do what he did! We get our mansions, yeah, but by no means do we live for some indigent sap whose voice is like money!
#38 - What show is this little slice of excellence from?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +2
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#40 - depends (01/11/2016) [-]
Chuunibyou second season I think.
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#81 - pokemonstheshiz (01/11/2016) [-]
It's the first season actually
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#83 - depends (01/11/2016) [-]
I forgot if the first season looked that damn good.
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#84 - pokemonstheshiz (01/11/2016) [-]
I know it's the first because I stopped watching the second
#42 - terranrollerskates (01/11/2016) [-]
And with you, I have an idea of what to look forward to in this series in terms of a timeframe. Thanks. May the blood of your enemies soak your blade, & may their worthy sex partners throw themselves at your heels.
#39 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
just look up chuunibyou
#41 - terranrollerskates (01/11/2016) [-]
My thanks, fair anon. Seek misery, for misery will lead you to greater, stronger souls.
#68 - paraigon (01/11/2016) [-]
My... Fair... Seek.... For......Stronger
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#136 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/12/2016) [-]
Bearer...Seek...Seek...Lest
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#46 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
ooo cut myself on that edge
#62 - goldsignet (01/11/2016) [-]
darks souls 2, do try it
#135 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm blind, ok?!
#37 - As ridiculous as that sounds, I believe it comes down to diet …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy +2
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#118 - penisboob (01/11/2016) [-]
The sun is an important factor too, white people burn extremely easy compared to other ethnicities with more melanin.
#131 - cough (01/11/2016) [-]
Luckily I never go outside, so sunlight isn't a problem. I'll age like fine wine who the fuck am I kidding, I eat chicken tendies everyday
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#134 - penisboob (01/11/2016) [-]
Gotta lather up in baby sunscreen anytime I'm planning to be out for more than an hour.
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#144 - Yeah, I sort of unload when I get into commenting! 01/11/2016 on judas 0
#93 - **terranrollerskates used "*roll picture*"** **terranroller…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on judas +7
#123 - asotil (01/11/2016) [-]
**asotil used "*roll picture*"**
**asotil rolled image** Dam son
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#144 - terranrollerskates (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, I sort of unload when I get into commenting!
#115 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Thats a good roll.
#98 - unfitninjuh (01/11/2016) [-]
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**unfitninjuh rolled image** Perfect reply, perfect roll
#2 - I think she should be a parent to the boy. 01/11/2016 on Thoughts? 0
#64 - You believe that the fact that there were women assaulted in C…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on What Germany looks like... 0
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#106 - reloadedhamster (01/10/2016) [-]
ok then kid

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#1 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
You speak nothing but lies

Asami not for dyke. The glorious eternal age of the Orwellian Sato regime begins now
#2 to #1 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
And then the Spirits + the next Avatar will wreck dat **** ! Asami couldn't hack some overgrown vines without Korra's help! Your Sato regime might pillage the works of the once-great Uniter & contrive even some mechanical tentacles for their own amusement via metal bending. It makes no difference.
#3 to #2 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
Fug your forest spirits Asami will bulldoze every last forest on earth and plauge the world in big smog factories
User avatar #4 to #3 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
Oh, but we have more than forest spirits, we've got ****** spirits too. Boondocks S2 stinkmeaner strikes back!
#5 to #4 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
My waifu is not for bully!
#6 to #5 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
Your waifu IS bully! At least MY waifu knows what she is & revels in it; a filthy-minded & filthy-bodied, flat-chested unkempt savage of misfortune.

She's deadly buzz!
#7 to #6 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
>Not wanting to **** evil rich girls

are you some kind of fag?
#8 to #7 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
No, I just don't go for what's easy.  Been there, done that.  They're usually 			*****		 in bed.
No, I just don't go for what's easy. Been there, done that. They're usually ***** in bed.
User avatar #9 to #8 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
>Being poor
>Being ugly
>Not being dominated by a rich woman

FAG
AFG
GFA
#10 to #9 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
What can I say? I like it to be more honest & rough than most. I also like being dominant, because seeing desire light up her eyes & knowing that its because of you? Well, there isn't a feeling quite like it. Lots of money & a few whips to go with your bindings can't compare.
#12 to #10 - murrlogic (10/08/2015) [-]
My waifu is better than yours and you're a homo
#13 to #12 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
Aww, sorry about my superior opinion. The butt plug's over there in the closet for you though, don't forget those easy comforts.
User avatar #11 to #10 - terranrollerskates (10/08/2015) [-]
Although I must admit, a woman in classy leather? Your taste ain't off, that's for sure.
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