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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: Videogames are for fags
Consoles Owned: I own money. Does that count?
Video Games Played: Making money and playing the stock markets.
Interests: God, Country, Money, Reagan, Conservative Values, Fitness, Style, Luxury, Women, Long walks on the Hampton shores etc.
Date Signed Up:2/18/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Wall Street
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Money makes the world go round. Proud endorser of Capitalism. You're either a yuppie or a peasant scum eating lobster from my doggy-bag after it being tossed out from Dorsia's. Better dead than Red. Proud Republican and prep connoisseur. Anime is for gook faggots and cartoons are for children. Man up, hit the gym, acquire some fresh threads, a sharp sports car, eat healthy, take ludes and coke, get money and watch your world unfold. So you faggots better yup up or shut up. It's hip to be square.

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#449390 - It's like they want to embrace their stereotype.  [+] (8 new replies) 13 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#449461 - badmotorfinger (8 hours ago) [-]
she sounds like she would be workin' in the big house
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#449438 - shibe (9 hours ago) [-]
man i miss tulsa
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#449420 - aoeui (10 hours ago) [-]
My, what a musical ape
#449430 - masterboll (9 hours ago) [-]
#449437 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
like she's the spitting image of a homo erectus woman
#449436 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
well not to mention the fact that's she's so unbearably ugly she's barely human
#449434 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
lol stay upset then
I was just making fun of an obviously retarded person. has nothing to do with how much "she contributes"
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#449416 - Shiny (11 hours ago) [-]
If people are going to judge you by group associations, there's no point in trying to look like a better individual.
#449083 - Those Swedes are looking a little husky. If you want a force t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#449119 - enlightednatzie (01/11/2016) [-]
These are our most extreme neo nazis. They love their ethnicity as much as two bigmacs covered in bacon juices. The guy in the middle even killed another dude and got two years (!) of prison for it and robbed a bank to support his mcdonalds revu... I mean nazi revulotion. But he a god guy now. He dindu nuthin, exept for gaining weight.
#448971 - Meh. 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#448969 - Haha, I remember when I made that.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#449044 - enlightednatzie (01/11/2016) [-]
Its kinda pathetic that you take pride in such a retarded thing. Now kill yourself.
#448967 - Rebel Wilson is horrific to look at, her career and her shtick…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
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#449220 - misticalz (01/12/2016) [-]
*choking throat voice*
Guish, I'm fat, PLEASE LAUGH"
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#449074 - enlightednatzie (01/11/2016) [-]
No. One. Fucking. Cares. Dipshit.
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#448970 - ohemgeezus (01/11/2016) [-]
I liked her in the 3rd night at the museum movie and in that singing one
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#448972 - Elk (01/11/2016) [-]
Pitch Perfect?
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#448975 - ohemgeezus (01/11/2016) [-]
That's the one
#448979 - Elk (01/11/2016) [-]
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#448971 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Meh.
#42130 - Cardio, eat well and a positive attitude will change your stom…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42131 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
Ye.

I'm just bummed out because I have some stomach problem atm
#42128 - Hahahaha, somewhat. I'm in a fraternity so I've got a little b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42129 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I've just got a regular gut :I
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#42130 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Cardio, eat well and a positive attitude will change your stomach. You got this.
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#42131 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
Ye.

I'm just bummed out because I have some stomach problem atm
#42126 - I'm 5'8, weighing at 150lbs.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42127 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
You must be pretty muscular
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#42128 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Hahahaha, somewhat. I'm in a fraternity so I've got a little bit of a beer gut. I'm looking to shred it off by the summer.
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#42129 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I've just got a regular gut :I
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#42130 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Cardio, eat well and a positive attitude will change your stomach. You got this.
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#42131 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
Ye.

I'm just bummed out because I have some stomach problem atm
#42123 - Keep at it bud.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42125 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm 6" ish btw, what are your stats?
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#42126 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm 5'8, weighing at 150lbs.
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#42127 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
You must be pretty muscular
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#42128 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Hahahaha, somewhat. I'm in a fraternity so I've got a little bit of a beer gut. I'm looking to shred it off by the summer.
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#42129 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I've just got a regular gut :I
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#42130 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Cardio, eat well and a positive attitude will change your stomach. You got this.
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#42131 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
Ye.

I'm just bummed out because I have some stomach problem atm
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#42124 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
2015 I went from 113 kilos (approx 250 lbs) to 98 kilos which is about 218 maybe and now I'm at 96, which is 213
#42121 - 5 times a week plus an additional day for cardio.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
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#42122 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I do 6 times a week too. I do cardio 3 times and muscle 3 times because I'm a fat fuk tho
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#42123 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Keep at it bud.
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#42125 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm 6" ish btw, what are your stats?
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#42126 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm 5'8, weighing at 150lbs.
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#42127 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
You must be pretty muscular
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#42128 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Hahahaha, somewhat. I'm in a fraternity so I've got a little bit of a beer gut. I'm looking to shred it off by the summer.
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#42129 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
I've just got a regular gut :I
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#42130 - teoyuppie (01/11/2016) [-]
Cardio, eat well and a positive attitude will change your stomach. You got this.
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#42131 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
Ye.

I'm just bummed out because I have some stomach problem atm
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#42124 - cognosceteipsum (01/11/2016) [-]
2015 I went from 113 kilos (approx 250 lbs) to 98 kilos which is about 218 maybe and now I'm at 96, which is 213

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#553 - anon (05/18/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by teoyuppie
Hi bitch why did you thumb me down huh?

**** you ass hole.
I can be a furry all I want and you can shove a 8 inch cock down your raisen ass
#482 - GEARBOY (10/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by teoyuppie
I'm sorry for being stubborn Teo u_u
I'm sorry for being stubborn Teo u_u
#567 - psychadelicace ONLINE (10/31/2015) [-]
absolutely ******* based
User avatar #568 to #567 - teoyuppie (10/31/2015) [-]
Hahaha, thanks man.
User avatar #560 - teoyuppie (08/06/2015) [-]
Damn Gearboy, you really must be upset about something if you blocked me out of the blue recently.
User avatar #559 - awesomerninjathing (07/13/2015) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE...
User avatar #555 - awesomerninjathing (06/05/2015) [-]
personality-testing.info/tests/SD3.php

do this ma ***** im curious to see your results, mine are pretty insane
User avatar #557 to #555 - teoyuppie (06/05/2015) [-]
Narcissism: 2.8

Machiavellian: 3.3

Psychopathy: 1.7

I knew I would do very well. I'm a born leader and manipulator. :^)
User avatar #556 to #555 - teoyuppie (06/05/2015) [-]
How'd you do?
#549 - GEARBOY (04/08/2015) [-]
So why do you love anime so much o:
So why do you love anime so much o:
User avatar #551 to #549 - teoyuppie (04/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** , I almost forgot that you're a furry.
User avatar #550 to #549 - teoyuppie (04/08/2015) [-]
Watching anime is a waste of time.
User avatar #544 - aoeui (03/28/2015) [-]
how big is your cock
User avatar #545 to #544 - teoyuppie (03/28/2015) [-]
How big do you want it to be?
User avatar #546 to #545 - aoeui (03/28/2015) [-]
half chub. I like em soft, easier to snake down my throat
User avatar #547 to #546 - teoyuppie (03/28/2015) [-]
Noice.
User avatar #548 to #547 - aoeui (03/28/2015) [-]
I wish I was black
User avatar #542 - cycloneclone (03/19/2015) [-]
who were you before yuppie
User avatar #543 to #542 - teoyuppie (03/19/2015) [-]
I was pretty top tiered back in '12. I was originally bitchezbcray.
User avatar #541 - Falkor (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #537 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
**teoyuppie used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**teoyuppie rolls 53**
User avatar #527 - conquistafag (03/09/2015) [-]
hey
you're into bateman right
User avatar #528 to #527 - conquistafag (03/09/2015) [-]
like, a fan of him
User avatar #529 to #528 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
He's my idol.
#530 to #529 - conquistafag (03/09/2015) [-]
good, good   
so I'm guessing that also that you're into checking dubs, correct?
good, good
so I'm guessing that also that you're into checking dubs, correct?
User avatar #531 to #530 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
Dub life.
User avatar #532 to #531 - conquistafag (03/09/2015) [-]
**conquistafag used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**conquistafag rolls 54**
impressive, very nice
just making sure
User avatar #533 to #532 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
Oooh so close.
User avatar #536 to #533 - conquistafag (03/09/2015) [-]
why must I be cursed with one offs
User avatar #535 to #533 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
howtostrokeabook what do you need, ******* ?
#538 to #535 - howtostrokeabook (03/09/2015) [-]
You have been visited by the blue whale of happiness.
Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you post "thanks mr. whale" in this thread.
User avatar #534 to #533 - teoyuppie (03/09/2015) [-]
howtostrokeabook
What do you need, ******* ?
#527 - tredbear (03/04/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#526 - GEARBOY (02/21/2015) [-]
Recommend me another film - last one was good
Recommend me another film - last one was good
User avatar #539 to #526 - GEARBOY (03/09/2015) [-]
still waiting loser
User avatar #540 to #539 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
Keep waiting.
#517 - GEARBOY (02/09/2015) [-]
hi teo
User avatar #518 to #517 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Sup fag.
User avatar #519 to #518 - GEARBOY (02/09/2015) [-]
what's your favorite film
User avatar #520 to #519 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
I have many.
User avatar #521 to #520 - GEARBOY (02/09/2015) [-]
gimme a top 5
User avatar #525 to #522 - GEARBOY (02/18/2015) [-]
Good film :V

Hits home too since I'm part Iranian
#523 to #522 - GEARBOY (02/09/2015) [-]
I'll watch it tonight
I'll watch it tonight
User avatar #524 to #523 - teoyuppie (02/09/2015) [-]
Original's better.
User avatar #498 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
Hi Teo
User avatar #499 to #498 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #500 to #499 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
Just checking in on how you are.

Did you start college?
User avatar #501 to #500 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
I get back on Monday. For now I'm working.
User avatar #502 to #501 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
oh you have a job?
User avatar #503 to #502 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, it's pretty swell!
User avatar #504 to #503 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
oh wow what do you do? o:
User avatar #506 to #504 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
Why so curious?
User avatar #505 to #504 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
Sell furniture to upper class families. Pay's great, my associates are excellent and hours are fantastic.
User avatar #507 to #505 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
I'm happy to hear that (:

oh I dunno - I just felt like popping in and saying hi. That was just a conversation starter
User avatar #508 to #507 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
Alright then. When do you start classes, chap?
User avatar #510 to #508 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
So what's your fascination with leonardo dicaprio and Christian Bale?
User avatar #511 to #510 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
They portray yuppies. And they're fantastic actors.
User avatar #512 to #511 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
ohh I see what you did there. I wasn't even sure if yuppie was even a word but I guess you learn something knew everyday.

What about Teo? Is it short for Teodoro/Theodore?
User avatar #513 to #512 - teoyuppie (01/14/2015) [-]
I am TeamTeo. TeamTeo is love. TeamTeo is life.
User avatar #514 to #513 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
I see :V Well on that note I need to head off and work on an essay - take care Teo m/
User avatar #509 to #508 - GEARBOY (01/14/2015) [-]
oh I started them last week :V had an exam in the middle of them as well - compared to all the other courses mine always starts 2 weeks sooner after every holiday /:

If it weren't for that I would have happily enjoyed another couple of weeks with the family.
User avatar #494 - shibe (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll be honest, your profile could use a rework.

You want that yuppie aesthetic.

It has to be a minimalist white and grey background.
User avatar #495 to #494 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
I was thinking that. But I was going for Navy as a business suite, and red for the power tie.
User avatar #496 to #495 - teoyuppie (01/07/2015) [-]
*suit
User avatar #493 to #491 - teoyuppie (01/01/2015) [-]
Prep life is the best life by the way.
User avatar #492 to #491 - teoyuppie (01/01/2015) [-]
I don't own Dre Beats. But I do like certain Hip Hop and Rap music. So . . . he's partially right. Die Antword is pretty dope but they're not black.
User avatar #490 - cycloneclone (12/23/2014) [-]
shieet dude that tinychat was a lot of fun
we should do it more often
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User avatar #488 to #487 - teoberry (11/25/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #489 to #488 - misticalz ONLINE (11/25/2014) [-]
lol
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