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teoberry

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Gender: male
Age: 70
Interests: FJ, sports, music, animals, long walks on the beach
Date Signed Up:6/20/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Canada
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13. Genderless. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (Yes, shitlords, I have the privilege to say that since I'm not white mentally). I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago.

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latest user's comments

#502 - eh cant argue w/ that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on misticalz's profile 0
User avatar #503 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
lol
#2440 - word man you dont find ledez like that often, stay w/ her 05/19/2015 on teoberry's profile 0
#184737 - kind of dumb question but if i'm getting an out of province fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #184753 - thatonesouthernkid (05/19/2015) [-]
that sounds like a good idea, if the identity is fake why shouldn't the adress be fake as well?
#184742 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
can someone translate this into american
User avatar #184746 - edlias (05/19/2015) [-]
replace 'province' with 'state'
#31305 - pree gud yaself  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31307 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
p good bae
#31302 - sup deg  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31304 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
nm hbu
how u doin <3
User avatar #31305 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
pree gud yaself
User avatar #31307 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
p good bae
#1083 - <3 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#31217 - take a video ******  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31218 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
but they're saved on my phooooooooooooooooooone
#31215 - pretty sure ive sent you ball pics from i  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31295 - misticalz (05/18/2015) [-]
hi fam
User avatar #31302 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
sup deg
User avatar #31304 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
nm hbu
how u doin <3
User avatar #31305 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
pree gud yaself
User avatar #31307 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
p good bae
User avatar #31216 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
ehhh hold on lemme finish this csgo game

i cant send the video tho p sure
User avatar #31217 - teoberry (05/17/2015) [-]
take a video nigguh
User avatar #31218 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
but they're saved on my phooooooooooooooooooone
#31214 - you have my snapchat negro 05/17/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#31212 - thanks 4 offer but i aint getting kik lol  [+] (11 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #31213 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
how else will i show you shirtless pics and teasing vids
User avatar #31215 - teoberry (05/17/2015) [-]
pretty sure ive sent you ball pics from i
User avatar #31295 - misticalz (05/18/2015) [-]
hi fam
User avatar #31302 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
sup deg
User avatar #31304 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
nm hbu
how u doin <3
User avatar #31305 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
pree gud yaself
User avatar #31307 - misticalz (05/19/2015) [-]
p good bae
User avatar #31216 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
ehhh hold on lemme finish this csgo game

i cant send the video tho p sure
User avatar #31217 - teoberry (05/17/2015) [-]
take a video nigguh
User avatar #31218 - awesomerninjathing (05/17/2015) [-]
but they're saved on my phooooooooooooooooooone
User avatar #31214 - teoberry (05/17/2015) [-]
you have my snapchat negro

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User avatar #2288 - teoberry (08/15/2014) [-]
stickied by teoberry
Yung Lean - Lightsaber // Saviour
#879 - cycloneclone (11/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by teoberry
User avatar #2439 - misticalz ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
This chick wants me to cruise around with her
shes ****** beautiful
I dont even want her for pussy, we like the same music n everything, **** one time we were listening to the exact same song at the same time
Feel like this chick is one.
had 2 vent this **** , like her a lot

User avatar #2440 to #2439 - teoberry (05/19/2015) [-]
word man you dont find ledez like that often, stay w/ her
User avatar #2434 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
my faggot detector led me here :^)
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - teoberry (04/11/2015) [-]
shut the **** up, oamr
User avatar #2438 to #2435 - syrianassassin (04/11/2015) [-]
lol make me
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - teoberry (04/11/2015) [-]
yeah ******** , glad to see calgary's finally doing work. i dont really watch hockey anymore but i'm gonna bust out the jersey and get super ****** up on the red mile
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - bladeboy (04/11/2015) [-]
If they win the cup or even get close any Calgary fan outside of Alberta is just gonna be called a bandwagoner tho
User avatar #2436 to #2433 - teoberry (04/11/2015) [-]
it already happens in calgary lmao. anyone who says anything positive about the flames is instantly labeled a bandwagoner
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - bladeboy (04/11/2015) [-]
Just root for Edmonton :^)
#2427 - cycloneclone (03/20/2015) [-]
new season releases the 28th
get hyped
User avatar #2428 to #2427 - cycloneclone (03/20/2015) [-]
nevermind its the 27th
User avatar #2429 to #2428 - teoberry (03/20/2015) [-]
i haven't watched any of the new stuff

>tfw no netflix
User avatar #2430 to #2429 - cycloneclone (03/20/2015) [-]
poorfag
User avatar #2421 to #2419 - teoberry (03/13/2015) [-]
maybe like the photo retard
User avatar #2423 to #2421 - bladeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
Now your friends know of our internet love
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - teoberry (03/13/2015) [-]
<3333 cum 2 calgary sometime
User avatar #2425 to #2424 - bladeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
Once I can afford it we can bone in the saddle dome
User avatar #2420 to #2419 - teoberry (03/13/2015) [-]
absolute beauty
User avatar #2418 to #2417 - teoberry (03/06/2015) [-]
thats what got me into scott
User avatar #2395 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
A$AP Ferg Ft. A$AP Rocky - Shabba
User avatar #2396 to #2395 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
>shabba
entry-tier asap, try harder nig
User avatar #2397 to #2396 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
wu-tang clan - da mystery of chessboxin' Can you hang with some real old school East Coast **** ?
User avatar #2398 to #2397 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
***** i started this gangsta ****
User avatar #2399 to #2398 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
. . . no you didn't.
User avatar #2400 to #2399 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
y e s i d i d
User avatar #2401 to #2400 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
Weren't you born on April 20th 1999?
User avatar #2403 to #2401 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
no nig
User avatar #2404 to #2403 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
Hahahaha I know you're the reincarnate of Dylan Kleblod.
User avatar #2405 to #2404 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
ya and im coming for you
User avatar #2406 to #2405 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
Why not come in me?
User avatar #2407 to #2406 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
i dont want kids
User avatar #2408 to #2407 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
It's alright, I'm on the pill.
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
heard that one before babe
User avatar #2410 to #2409 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
Protection ***** .
User avatar #2411 to #2410 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
terence if you're not willing to agree to my terms then we're not having sex
User avatar #2412 to #2411 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
**** you mang.
User avatar #2414 to #2413 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
I can't stay mad at you boo.
User avatar #2415 to #2414 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
<3 night beb
User avatar #2416 to #2415 - teoyuppie (03/03/2015) [-]
Sweet dreams.
User avatar #2402 to #2401 - teoberry (03/03/2015) [-]
ya blaze it
User avatar #2390 - teoyuppie (02/24/2015) [-]
Paula Cole-Where have all the cowboys gone
WHERE HAVE ALL THE TEO'S GOOOOONE
*Du Dudu Du Dudu Du Dudu Du Dudu*
Patriarchy is dead.
User avatar #2394 to #2390 - dudu (02/26/2015) [-]
TITTIES
User avatar #2392 to #2391 - teoyuppie (02/24/2015) [-]
Lisa Loeb - Stay (I Missed You)
Deep 90's college music.
You ever get caught up in a bad relationship and you're spending your night crying in your dorm waiting for him to call you so you're waiting by the phone hoping he'd call? Listening to his mixtape that he gave you because they reminded how much he loved you? Do you keep his football jack he gave you on our 3 week anniversary? Do you miss those summer nights in the trunk of his Chevy listening to the crickets chirp, counting the seemingly infinite stars that fill the brisk summer night skies? Do you wish you had him back?
User avatar #2393 to #2392 - teoberry (02/24/2015) [-]
i miss him so much </33333333333333333333
User avatar #2388 - ohmeghon (02/16/2015) [-]
Dover is a bitch, isnt it
User avatar #2389 to #2388 - teoberry (02/16/2015) [-]
hahaha i don't live there, i just dropped the thing wherever. south calgary 4 lyfe
User avatar #2383 - teoyuppie (01/15/2015) [-]
SNOWING IN SLIGO!!! 13/01/2015
User avatar #2384 to #2383 - teoberry (01/15/2015) [-]
oh ma gaaad. snaw everywhere
User avatar #2379 - teoyuppie (01/13/2015) [-]
I still think your layout is mad chill bruhh bruh
User avatar #2380 to #2379 - teoberry (01/13/2015) [-]
it is >3
User avatar #2370 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/09/2015) [-]
I'm kinda ashamed to say it but i kinda like that lil wyte guy.
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - teoberry (01/09/2015) [-]
why dont u just message me on skype (^:
User avatar #2373 to #2371 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/09/2015) [-]
kek, I have my principles. I told you to stop kindly and you wouldn't so stop asking :^
User avatar #2376 to #2373 - teoberry (01/09/2015) [-]
hehehehe that was funny as ****
User avatar #2385 to #2376 - ferrettamer (01/21/2015) [-]
yea comedy gold
#2358 - tridaak (01/01/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2359 to #2358 - teoberry (01/01/2015) [-]
idk who you are kek but thanks <3
User avatar #2372 to #2351 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/09/2015) [-]
The biggest hipsters and potheads wear that in my school.
User avatar #2374 to #2372 - bladeboy (01/09/2015) [-]
Cool dude
User avatar #2381 to #2374 - teoberry (01/14/2015) [-]
that was a pretty fascinating story, eh?
User avatar #2382 to #2381 - bladeboy (01/14/2015) [-]
I had no idea where the **** it was going to lead to lol
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/09/2015) [-]
you wear that **** ?
User avatar #2377 to #2375 - bladeboy (01/10/2015) [-]
Flannels? yeah, like every other teenager that has decent fashion.
User avatar #2378 to #2377 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/10/2015) [-]
uhh sure, it looks good. I like, it's literally just the fact that if I wear that in MY highschool I'll look like a stoner and I don't want that.
User avatar #2354 to #2351 - teoberry (12/29/2014) [-]
i got the first one
User avatar #2355 to #2354 - bladeboy (12/30/2014) [-]
That ones sick.
User avatar #2356 to #2355 - teoberry (12/30/2014) [-]
i felt like i fit in at urban outfitters with it on
User avatar #2362 to #2356 - awesomerninjathing (01/07/2015) [-]
wow what a HIP person you are!!
User avatar #2363 to #2362 - teoberry (01/07/2015) [-]
thx barsan
User avatar #2365 to #2364 - teoberry (01/07/2015) [-]
shut the **** up
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - awesomerninjathing (01/07/2015) [-]
shut the hell your mouf
User avatar #2367 to #2366 - teoberry (01/07/2015) [-]
WHAT DA HELL DID YOU SAID
User avatar #2352 to #2351 - teoberry (12/28/2014) [-]
tanks bbg
User avatar #2353 to #2352 - bladeboy (12/28/2014) [-]
The purple ones the best btw
User avatar #2349 - studbeefpile (12/27/2014) [-]
Which Tyrone video is your profile picture from?
User avatar #2350 to #2349 - teoberry (12/27/2014) [-]
no idea. i grabbed it somewhere on his twitter
User avatar #2348 to #2347 - teoberry (12/26/2014) [-]
its my identity #noh8pls #pls
User avatar #2339 - georgesmoustache (12/23/2014) [-]
you ************ , talk to me about lsd
User avatar #2340 to #2339 - teoberry (12/24/2014) [-]
lel ive never dropped acid i dont have much to say. how was it
User avatar #2341 to #2340 - georgesmoustache (12/24/2014) [-]
so ******* intense, colours everywhere, the rooms was getting smaller and it was breathing. felt like I was melting. You need to ******* do it
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - teoberry (12/24/2014) [-]
eh, i'm giving drugs a break for a while since I've greened out 2 out of my past 3 times smoking.
User avatar #2344 to #2342 - georgesmoustache (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry christmas babe
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - teoberry (12/25/2014) [-]
thx bbg. hope someone gave u acid or shrooms or **** ya happie
User avatar #2346 to #2345 - georgesmoustache (12/25/2014) [-]
Yah hippie, just cause I do drugs, dress and look like a hippie, listen to 60's music. It does not make me a hippie ;)
User avatar #2343 to #2342 - georgesmoustache (12/24/2014) [-]
************ , Get well soon babe
User avatar #2337 to #2336 - teoberry (12/16/2014) [-]
lil sippy poo
User avatar #2323 to #2322 - teoberry (11/28/2014) [-]
juicys part is tight. makes the song
User avatar #2324 to #2323 - awesomerninjathing (11/28/2014) [-]
ur tight and u make my song
User avatar #2326 to #2324 - teoberry (11/28/2014) [-]
SOAKED
User avatar #2325 to #2324 - teoberry (11/28/2014) [-]
my panties r soaked
User avatar #2338 to #2325 - teoyuppie (12/22/2014) [-]
This song is so gay and you guys are totally meant for each other.
User avatar #2327 to #2325 - awesomerninjathing (11/28/2014) [-]
im sure they look good on u

but theyd look better on my bedroom floor ;)
User avatar #2328 to #2327 - teoberry (11/28/2014) [-]
DAMN ***** U SMOOVE
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