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Date Signed Up:6/20/2011
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13. Genderless. Physically Caucasian. Transnigger (Yes, shitlords, I have the privilege to say that since I'm not white mentally). I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago.

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#480245 - not ok  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#480246 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
well then honestly you have the gayest dog ive ever seen in my whole life
#480243 - the numbers probably higher but yes. as shibe said alt right p…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#480244 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
i pulled 60% out of my ass sorry
#480286 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
something about your ass?
#480293 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
it's dripping with my creampie
sorry bro I got here first

-aoeui
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#480296 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
most girls have someones creampie or another these days.

ill just rinse it out and it will be as good as new.
#480301 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
lick it out
I know you want to you dirty little fruity sand ape
-aoeui
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#480304 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
hush, my little basement ape.

not everyone has homo-erotic fantasies. some of us are straight.
#480317 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
be honest, you just dont wanna eat my creampie out of thesechocodiles cause I'm white
if I was a nigger you'd be all on that shit
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#480288 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
oh no im sorry it died
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#480290 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
i suppose irish zombie butts can be sexy too. not judging.
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#480248 - alexanderburns (07/25/2016) [-]
what else can you pull out of your ass
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#480258 - enlightednatzie (07/25/2016) [-]
Tampoons? But in all seriousness, i really want to know too.
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#480257 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
nothing but net
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#480245 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
not ok
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#480246 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
well then honestly you have the gayest dog ive ever seen in my whole life
#480232 - love you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#480354 - ferrettamer (07/26/2016) [-]
i guess i love you too
#480227 - no lol  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#480228 - ferrettamer (07/25/2016) [-]
wow way to dash my dreams );
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#480232 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
love you
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#480354 - ferrettamer (07/26/2016) [-]
i guess i love you too
#480225 - holy **** did he get a major concussion or something  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
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#480259 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
he came back a while ago and said he was a changed man and how basically implying he's an angel now. I think he was just pranking everyone
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#480260 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Jokes on you! He was pranking everyone right from the beginning!
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#480261 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
was he pranking being mean and a /pol/ parrot, or was he pranking saying he found god and is now a changed man. The world may never know
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#480262 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Both.
#480216 - i know youre trolling and all but lulz is the opposite of libe…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#480223 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
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#480225 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
holy shit did he get a major concussion or something
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#480259 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
he came back a while ago and said he was a changed man and how basically implying he's an angel now. I think he was just pranking everyone
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#480260 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Jokes on you! He was pranking everyone right from the beginning!
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#480261 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
was he pranking being mean and a /pol/ parrot, or was he pranking saying he found god and is now a changed man. The world may never know
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#480262 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Both.
#480212 - all those kids are literally lulzforsandyhook except they're a…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... -1
#480215 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
Lulz is a Bernie Sanders-supporting liberal.

Also, the autism buzzword is more of an autistic tendency than half of the things that you guys call someone autistic for.
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#480216 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
i know youre trolling and all but lulz is the opposite of liberal unless he underwent a magic transformation in the past 6 months.
#480223 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
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#480225 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
holy shit did he get a major concussion or something
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#480259 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
he came back a while ago and said he was a changed man and how basically implying he's an angel now. I think he was just pranking everyone
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#480260 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Jokes on you! He was pranking everyone right from the beginning!
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#480261 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
was he pranking being mean and a /pol/ parrot, or was he pranking saying he found god and is now a changed man. The world may never know
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#480262 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Both.
#480211 - I hate edgy surburban white kids who love milo yiannopolus (ho…  [+] (93 new replies) 07/25/2016 on Hating - file complaints,... +5
#480266 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
you leave for so long and this is the kind of shitpost you return to us with
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#480265 - thechosentroll (07/25/2016) [-]
The difference between a cunt and a free thinker is whether or not the person is being a cunt to someone you like or someone you hate. The man is a grade A cunt, he's just a cunt to the left, so the right likes him. Nothing more, nothing less.
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#480238 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
i honestly can't take anyone seriously if they call themselves "alt-right"

i truthfully believe most people like that aren't completely serious with politics and are just saying it as a joke

that has to be the truth right?
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#480253 - rokkarokkaali (07/25/2016) [-]
Why do people label themselves in the first place? I can say I'm liberal and not agree on some topics but just because I label as it everyone else will assume I agree on everything.
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#480256 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
because marketing
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#480242 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
What does alt-right even mean?
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#480251 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
it's sorta jumbled, but from what i've gathered it's very much anti-politics something i just came up with, basically they're tired of modern politics and want a "shake-up" and anti-establishment sorta the same thing , very skeptical of mainstream media and the growing "political correctness" that's popping up in journalism nowadays, highly anti-marxist and most likely believes more in nature more than nurture, also extremely xenophobic

it's almost a sort of mild-fascism but for nowadays
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#480236 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
so you dont like 60% of funnyjunk?
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#480243 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
the numbers probably higher but yes. as shibe said alt right people are idiots.
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#480244 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
i pulled 60% out of my ass sorry
#480286 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
something about your ass?
#480293 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
it's dripping with my creampie
sorry bro I got here first

-aoeui
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#480296 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
most girls have someones creampie or another these days.

ill just rinse it out and it will be as good as new.
#480301 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
lick it out
I know you want to you dirty little fruity sand ape
-aoeui
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#480304 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
hush, my little basement ape.

not everyone has homo-erotic fantasies. some of us are straight.
#480317 - anon (07/25/2016) [-]
be honest, you just dont wanna eat my creampie out of thesechocodiles cause I'm white
if I was a nigger you'd be all on that shit
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#480288 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
oh no im sorry it died
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#480290 - masterboll (07/25/2016) [-]
i suppose irish zombie butts can be sexy too. not judging.
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#480248 - alexanderburns (07/25/2016) [-]
what else can you pull out of your ass
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#480258 - enlightednatzie (07/25/2016) [-]
Tampoons? But in all seriousness, i really want to know too.
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#480257 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
nothing but net
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#480245 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
not ok
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#480246 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
well then honestly you have the gayest dog ive ever seen in my whole life
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#480239 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
man i don't like 99% of funnyjunk
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#480240 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
mate me neither, i was honestly just thinking that
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#480250 - alexanderburns (07/25/2016) [-]
I am the one percent
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#480252 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
dont get giddy about it idiot it could change
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#480254 - alexanderburns (07/25/2016) [-]
yeah you'll probably like me less once I fuck your sister and hang around more
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#480255 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
my sister is 31 with a kid and fiance so honestly il cya
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#480268 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
if I impregnate you will our kids be gigantic too
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#480269 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
well males are always taller than their mothers apparently so when i have kids il be having gaelic football players
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#480285 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
the next will griggs maybe?
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#480355 - ferrettamer (07/26/2016) [-]
is he the one that cheated on his wife than got a dui
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#480287 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
hes actually really hot, i hope those kind of looks get bestowed upon my son/s and they get as much puss as they desire
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#480297 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
he's got big monkey ears so
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#480309 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
you're awful judgemental for somebody i doubt is prince charming
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#480360 - aoeui (07/26/2016) [-]
nah not actually
you vilify me for doing that but it's pretty common for someone to betray your trust
I didn't trust her nor care, but it's surprising she did it
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#480362 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2016) [-]
its not common for me
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#480314 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
i'm very handsome despite what elk thinks and I most certainly don't have huge monkey ears
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#480319 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
I never said that you were ugly. I just said that you're not the best looking person. I only said that because I felt bad for TheseCocoaPuffs when you spammed her face and feet on the board. It's just a fear that I have of people who see me, so I could relate to her. I just felt that it was wrong.
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#480318 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
planetexpress seen you before and you are v average or something
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#480321 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
did she actually say that lol
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#480322 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
thats what ive heard
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#480327 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
maybe in the picture she saw of me but I'm not lol, her face looks like vomit
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#480320 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
>seen
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#480323 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
no im curious now did she actually say I was "very average" like I don't wanna point fingers but damn lol
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#480329 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
No, she just told me that you texted her a picture, and then she texted it to me, and then I deleted it. She didn't really comment on anybody's looks besides mine. It was pretty annoying.
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#480347 - aoeui (07/26/2016) [-]
she wanted to meet me at some place
legit thought it was you trying to catfish the whole time
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#480350 - Elk (07/26/2016) [-]
She told me about that, too. She invited you to a bar, and you were like, "I'm 19."
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#480338 - aoeui (07/26/2016) [-]
she just like immediately texts it to you lol?
man what a whore, and you criticize me for being rude to cockodiles
I don't really care if everyone saw my face tho tbh. i could post it but it feels out of place to do so here
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#480353 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2016) [-]
oh you are shocked that somebody shared your picture when you didnt want them to? how annoying that must be to hear that that happened
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#480343 - Elk (07/26/2016) [-]
It was a few days afterward. She was like, "Oh, aceui showed me what he looks like the other day." I was like, "Is he ugly?" She was like, "1 Attachment".
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#480294 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
oh yeah definitely

also, i need you to rate juan mata for me because however hot you think he is decides if he's on my fantasy team or not
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#480300 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
if he walked into a room id probably clock him
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#480307 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
eh i guess that's good enough until i can find someone his price to replace him
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#480316 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
what about giroud? hes v hot
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#480331 - alexanderburns (07/26/2016) [-]
who do you think is the hottest avenger
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#480333 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2016) [-]
hilary
#480334 - alexanderburns (07/26/2016) [-]
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#480339 - TheseChocodiles (07/26/2016) [-]
nooo 100% its chris hemsworth
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#480341 - alexanderburns (07/26/2016) [-]
i guess that is acceptable
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#480324 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
already have giroud, but i was thinking of selling him
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#480325 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
nooo hes such a pretty man
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#480328 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
well i can't think of anyone who will replace him for me except aguero but aguero is too expensive so it's not likely
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#480272 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
Your kids are going to be shiblets.
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#480275 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
dude wtf uncalled for
having shibe as a son isn't a fate I would wish upon my most sworn enemies
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#480273 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
my kids are going to be wee wankers i cant wait
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#480278 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
why do I get the feeling you'll end up a single mom before your kids are even age 5
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#480282 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
i dont know why cause you're super wrong
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#480277 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
i didnt mean that shibe is a wee wanker btw its a completely seperate thing that im going to turn my kids into cheeky wee shits and im excited about it
#480279 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
Nobody took it like that. I actually feel bad for what I said anyway, though.

On a side note, shiblet is a real person. Hi, shiblet. :^)
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#480280 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
Last Login: 1/28/2013

mate you're speaking to ghosts here
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#480281 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
Whoops! I meant shiblets
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#480284 - shiblets (07/25/2016) [-]
I am awash in a sea of confusion. But hi!
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#480289 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
sup. I'm aoeui, one of the coolest members of /hating/.
This here's my kid bro Elk. We run this board together and basically keep everyone in check. if someone steps out of line we'll know immediately.
I messaged you to ask if you were a girl and if you'd like to be my girlfriend possibly. Being the king of /hating/ can get kinda lonely from time to time so I've been on a quest looking for a companion.
Requirements are you gotta be friendly, female, and gotta give me those feet when I ask.
That's about it really. Lemme know in pm if you accept or decline this invitation.
Thanks, yours truly, vowels
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#480283 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
i messaged her
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#480271 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
and our kids will be playing gaylick football why...?
you could just dream bigger and say actors or scientists or even american football stars you don't have to shut yourself off there's a whole world out there
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#480274 - TheseChocodiles (07/25/2016) [-]
honestly vowels i cant even joke about having your kids it makes me too sad
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#480276 - aoeui (07/25/2016) [-]
with my gigantic IQ and your gigantic body they might be average intelligence and above average height
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#480220 - ferrettamer (07/25/2016) [-]
omg is bae back?
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#480227 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
no lol
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#480228 - ferrettamer (07/25/2016) [-]
wow way to dash my dreams );
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#480232 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
love you
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#480354 - ferrettamer (07/26/2016) [-]
i guess i love you too
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#480212 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
all those kids are literally lulzforsandyhook except they're a little more autistic
#480215 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
Lulz is a Bernie Sanders-supporting liberal.

Also, the autism buzzword is more of an autistic tendency than half of the things that you guys call someone autistic for.
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#480216 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
i know youre trolling and all but lulz is the opposite of liberal unless he underwent a magic transformation in the past 6 months.
#480223 - Elk (07/25/2016) [-]
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#480225 - teoberry (07/25/2016) [-]
holy shit did he get a major concussion or something
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#480259 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
he came back a while ago and said he was a changed man and how basically implying he's an angel now. I think he was just pranking everyone
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#480260 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Jokes on you! He was pranking everyone right from the beginning!
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#480261 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2016) [-]
was he pranking being mean and a /pol/ parrot, or was he pranking saying he found god and is now a changed man. The world may never know
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#480262 - shibe (07/25/2016) [-]
Both.
#2573 - the app? i used it a bit for italian since i took the course i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on teoberry's profile 0
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#2574 - cognosceteipsum (07/24/2016) [-]
you could start that if you got the time ! maybe a new language. if you've got a lot of time occasionally, you could start there and see where it leads ya.

well you've got a repository of anger that can be triggered then, a sort of artificial short fuse


#2571 - aight cya 07/23/2016 on teoberry's profile 0

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