How long is it, though?

>a few hours.

Well, it's not worth my time.

I'm a scrub when it comes to multiplayer, and I have no one to co-op with because I'm a friendless loser I don't play online all that often, so yeah.

Well, thanks for filling me in.

That might be true, but I'd have no reason in picking up BO3 unless there was a game coming out at the end of a weekend, and I wanted something to kill time with.

havent touched the campain not into story driven single player things so much

I'm interested solely in single player because I don't like Multiplayer.

singleplayer is 4 player co op, i havent touched it i heard it was pretty decent for a CoD

I'm assuming it's traditional 30 minute long campaign like most CoDs?

no idea, but i know there are 2 campaigns though. One is normal the other is a zombie version or something like that, its separate from zombies.

Wow, Activision and whatever other company made this game might've actually given lease to the story instead of the usual "Call of Poo in Loo 28: Just Multiplayer me up, Fam 2016." that comes out every year.

I know right

the voice is great, but I do not find this heshe attractive at all
when on the flipside it's fucking scary how photogenic the Instagram cosplayer is

16:21? If so that's because the player probably has no iFrames due to equip load being high and no adaptability. With 30-adaptability in I believe lower than 25% equip load you'll never get hit mid roll.

Maybe I'm just complaining about the fact that the size of that sword is ridicks.

I dunno, but the side-sweeps seem sketchy.

Trust me try out a dex build with adaptability. Just get like 20ish dex, rush 40 adapt. Don't even bother with health at all or armor. Keep below 25% load. Get a 90-95%ish physical block shied if you really need to and you can just roll through the game. You can get whatever stats you want after that adapt... Preferably 30 of whichever one gives stamina. Haven't played since about a week after the "new" version of darksouls 2 came out so not really remembering the stat names.

Trust me, I'd like to have Dank Bowls 2: Squalor of the Last Mint, but I've got no shekels.

A dex build I'm sure could dance around this boss like a ballerina on Speed, but when it comes to the best builds Strength Builds, much less of tanking the hits, those hitboxes are shitty.

Heh you can go adaptability with Str weapons if you want. Feels great to run with just rags and a greatsword just murdering everything like a barbarian. Eh you do you just know with heavy armor and no ADP the hitboxes will be a major PITA,

I don't know how the name of the build, but I basically want to be a walking block of iron.

Tower shields, huge greatswords, heavy armor, that's what I want.

But I guess if you were gonna deal with it, you could just load up on VIT and other various stats so where you can tank boss hits and stuff.

What's stats should I focus souls into if I want to be the best tank?

I would think whatever gives you equipload and stamina before health. As long as you can block the attacks how hard they hit you doesn't matter. Granted you have the stamina to block... Usually I get to ~30 in a stat then get to 40 if it's needed for my build. I believe 30 is the softcap and 40 is the hardcap for stats? At that point leveling health gives less and less and the same goes for stamina.

I understand calling dark souls 1 ''DaS'' but there was no demons souls 2 so I never liked people calling dark souls 2 ''DaS2'' how would you confuse ''DS2'' with demons souls in any way, Dark Souls 2, DS2, not like its Dark Asshole Souls 2 featuring penetrator knight

I'm gonna be honest with you dude. I'm a fuckin' fag, or bi I guess, so I really like traps/boys that look feminine/etc.

The person who says it I suppose is a musician/model/drag queen(?) who goes by Alaska Thunderfuck. And my opinion stays at I think they have talent with music in voice, I think the level of gay is too much for me. He dresses like a woman and what not but I just felt really uncomfortable looking at all the shit they do

That strain of weed is way to magical for this weirdo to use it as a name.

jesus fucking christ

Well.

That name has me interested, at least.

But she looks like fucking Benedict Cumberbatch and Caitlyn Jenner fucked and had a kid with autism.

That bitch looks like a White Girls extra,

I know right

the voice is great, but I do not find this heshe attractive at all
when on the flipside it's fucking scary how photogenic the Instagram cosplayer is

Strafe right scrub

While that could be an issue, who the hell DOESN'T hug his butt the whole fight?

I wore his ass as a hat for the whole fight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFy9RKelv2g

Around 16 minutes in.

16:21? If so that's because the player probably has no iFrames due to equip load being high and no adaptability. With 30-adaptability in I believe lower than 25% equip load you'll never get hit mid roll.

Maybe I'm just complaining about the fact that the size of that sword is ridicks.

I dunno, but the side-sweeps seem sketchy.

Trust me try out a dex build with adaptability. Just get like 20ish dex, rush 40 adapt. Don't even bother with health at all or armor. Keep below 25% load. Get a 90-95%ish physical block shied if you really need to and you can just roll through the game. You can get whatever stats you want after that adapt... Preferably 30 of whichever one gives stamina. Haven't played since about a week after the "new" version of darksouls 2 came out so not really remembering the stat names.

Trust me, I'd like to have Dank Bowls 2: Squalor of the Last Mint, but I've got no shekels.

A dex build I'm sure could dance around this boss like a ballerina on Speed, but when it comes to the best builds Strength Builds, much less of tanking the hits, those hitboxes are shitty.

Heh you can go adaptability with Str weapons if you want. Feels great to run with just rags and a greatsword just murdering everything like a barbarian. Eh you do you just know with heavy armor and no ADP the hitboxes will be a major PITA,

I don't know how the name of the build, but I basically want to be a walking block of iron.

Tower shields, huge greatswords, heavy armor, that's what I want.

But I guess if you were gonna deal with it, you could just load up on VIT and other various stats so where you can tank boss hits and stuff.

What's stats should I focus souls into if I want to be the best tank?

I would think whatever gives you equipload and stamina before health. As long as you can block the attacks how hard they hit you doesn't matter. Granted you have the stamina to block... Usually I get to ~30 in a stat then get to 40 if it's needed for my build. I believe 30 is the softcap and 40 is the hardcap for stats? At that point leveling health gives less and less and the same goes for stamina.

I understand calling dark souls 1 ''DaS'' but there was no demons souls 2 so I never liked people calling dark souls 2 ''DaS2'' how would you confuse ''DS2'' with demons souls in any way, Dark Souls 2, DS2, not like its Dark Asshole Souls 2 featuring penetrator knight

Have you seen the Vendrick fight?

You could be his height away from him, and his overhead slam will still fucking clip you.

Strafe right scrub

While that could be an issue, who the hell DOESN'T hug his butt the whole fight?

I wore his ass as a hat for the whole fight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFy9RKelv2g

Around 16 minutes in.

16:21? If so that's because the player probably has no iFrames due to equip load being high and no adaptability. With 30-adaptability in I believe lower than 25% equip load you'll never get hit mid roll.

Maybe I'm just complaining about the fact that the size of that sword is ridicks.

I dunno, but the side-sweeps seem sketchy.

Trust me try out a dex build with adaptability. Just get like 20ish dex, rush 40 adapt. Don't even bother with health at all or armor. Keep below 25% load. Get a 90-95%ish physical block shied if you really need to and you can just roll through the game. You can get whatever stats you want after that adapt... Preferably 30 of whichever one gives stamina. Haven't played since about a week after the "new" version of darksouls 2 came out so not really remembering the stat names.

Trust me, I'd like to have Dank Bowls 2: Squalor of the Last Mint, but I've got no shekels.

A dex build I'm sure could dance around this boss like a ballerina on Speed, but when it comes to the best builds Strength Builds, much less of tanking the hits, those hitboxes are shitty.

Heh you can go adaptability with Str weapons if you want. Feels great to run with just rags and a greatsword just murdering everything like a barbarian. Eh you do you just know with heavy armor and no ADP the hitboxes will be a major PITA,

I don't know how the name of the build, but I basically want to be a walking block of iron.

Tower shields, huge greatswords, heavy armor, that's what I want.

But I guess if you were gonna deal with it, you could just load up on VIT and other various stats so where you can tank boss hits and stuff.

What's stats should I focus souls into if I want to be the best tank?

I would think whatever gives you equipload and stamina before health. As long as you can block the attacks how hard they hit you doesn't matter. Granted you have the stamina to block... Usually I get to ~30 in a stat then get to 40 if it's needed for my build. I believe 30 is the softcap and 40 is the hardcap for stats? At that point leveling health gives less and less and the same goes for stamina.

I understand calling dark souls 1 ''DaS'' but there was no demons souls 2 so I never liked people calling dark souls 2 ''DaS2'' how would you confuse ''DS2'' with demons souls in any way, Dark Souls 2, DS2, not like its Dark Asshole Souls 2 featuring penetrator knight

Is there a demo of it?

I'd rather try it out.

lol

best cod to date.

CoD's shooting mechanics are bar none, but how is the campaign and stuff?

Is it copy-pasted, or actually something new?

How long is it, though?

>a few hours.

Well, it's not worth my time.

I'm a scrub when it comes to multiplayer, and I have no one to co-op with because I'm a friendless loser I don't play online all that often, so yeah.

Well, thanks for filling me in.

That might be true, but I'd have no reason in picking up BO3 unless there was a game coming out at the end of a weekend, and I wanted something to kill time with.

havent touched the campain not into story driven single player things so much

I'm interested solely in single player because I don't like Multiplayer.

singleplayer is 4 player co op, i havent touched it i heard it was pretty decent for a CoD

I'm assuming it's traditional 30 minute long campaign like most CoDs?

no idea, but i know there are 2 campaigns though. One is normal the other is a zombie version or something like that, its separate from zombies.

Wow, Activision and whatever other company made this game might've actually given lease to the story instead of the usual "Call of Poo in Loo 28: Just Multiplayer me up, Fam 2016." that comes out every year.

i looked thru his insta, and he actually looks like a pretty damn hot grill, but i can't spank my plank to more wood, if you know what i mean

baaad, then i can't marinate my meat before i throw it on barbie

Be a man and jerk it to the trap Mettaton.

It's makeup so you can't tell the difference.

i looked thru his insta, and he actually looks like a pretty damn hot grill, but i can't spank my plank to more wood, if you know what i mean

Take a stab at Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn without sounding like you're having a stroke

What even is that.

"In his house at R'lyeh, Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

my work here is doe, in that case.

when bought on the homepage you can distribute the game legally among your comrades.

Only problem is that the game isn't connected to Steam then.

Well, I didn't know that.
I got it downloaded now, tho.

No, it's Mettatron.

They're magical penis jolts, tho.

*R'lyeh
Even then, the rendering of letters is just that, an approximation, it is said that the sound is so ghastly that anyone hearing it instantly goes mad. But Wilcox described it as a cough sound similar to how you would pronounce R'lyeh, with a disgusted tone.

The more you know: Freaky Deaky Elder Shit Edition

Well, I tried.

Take a stab at Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn without sounding like you're having a stroke

What even is that.

"In his house at R'lyeh, Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming"

when it goes "bring a sweater" i literally get jolts down my penis

You know I saw this cosplayer and love the way this guy looks
But I looked up the source of this audio and I do not like who says it.

Who says it?

It sounds like Onision.

And Onision needs to try base-jumping into Kilauea.

I'm gonna be honest with you dude. I'm a fuckin' fag, or bi I guess, so I really like traps/boys that look feminine/etc.

The person who says it I suppose is a musician/model/drag queen(?) who goes by Alaska Thunderfuck. And my opinion stays at I think they have talent with music in voice, I think the level of gay is too much for me. He dresses like a woman and what not but I just felt really uncomfortable looking at all the shit they do

That strain of weed is way to magical for this weirdo to use it as a name.

jesus fucking christ

Well.

That name has me interested, at least.

But she looks like fucking Benedict Cumberbatch and Caitlyn Jenner fucked and had a kid with autism.

That bitch looks like a White Girls extra,

I know right

the voice is great, but I do not find this heshe attractive at all
when on the flipside it's fucking scary how photogenic the Instagram cosplayer is

It's magic.

No, it's Mettatron.

They're magical penis jolts, tho.