thanks my fellow dank mang

Don't you dare get me started on those: GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING, KNIFE EARED, TREE HOPPING, FLUTE PLAYING, PALE SKINNED, PRUDISH, FUCKABLE IN EVERY WAY, MAGIC TWIRLING, ORC FUCKING, ARROW FLINGING, SHOE MAKING, EFFEMINATE LOOKING, BEAST FUCKING, AMBUSHING, COWARDLY, FRILLY. THRICE DAMNED TREE NIGGERS.

not the elves fault that they're naturally better than you...maybe you should have spent more time with your wench instead of crusading

>IMPLYING YOU SHOULD DO ANYTHING BUT CRUSADING

BURN THE HERETIC!

and almost his voice, which means he wouldnt be able to fiddle my diddle

but they weren't around msf it was diamond dogs translation if you want danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2204813

ik that i have to play them all and that snake eaters better but phantom pains got that refined sneaky system and better controls and i haven't got time or money in my life right now to play mgs3. i do want to play it though

and almost his voice, which means he wouldnt be able to fiddle my diddle

but they weren't around msf it was diamond dogs translation if you want danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2204813

TRICK QUESTION, BIG BOSS DID NOTHING WRONG.

I played 4 after playing mgs5 but I finished it quickly do to watching the cutscenes before and played mesal gear when I was younger but that doesn't count and I don't remember much.

I is gaem

You need to play all of them, faggot.

Snake Eater is the best.

The literal best, you'll think Phantom Pain was just a plate of dog turds after you beat Snake Eater.

Because in Snake Eater, you get to fight a man who controls bees, a very spooky snek man, an old dude who wants you off his lawn, a frumpy astronaut, and a ghost who's trying to tell you you suck for killing all those guys instead of sneaking past them.

And in Phantom Pain, you get one boss fight.

ik that i have to play them all and that snake eaters better but phantom pains got that refined sneaky system and better controls and i haven't got time or money in my life right now to play mgs3. i do want to play it though

and almost his voice, which means he wouldnt be able to fiddle my diddle

but they weren't around msf it was diamond dogs translation if you want danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2204813

TRICK QUESTION, BIG BOSS DID NOTHING WRONG.

>Only playing Phantom Pain.

You don't even Metal Gear, you didn't even play the BEST FUCKING GAME IN THE FRANCHISE.

>SWELLS WITH THE COLD WAR.

I played 4 after playing mgs5 but I finished it quickly do to watching the cutscenes before and played mesal gear when I was younger but that doesn't count and I don't remember much.

I is gaem

You need to play all of them, faggot.

Snake Eater is the best.

The literal best, you'll think Phantom Pain was just a plate of dog turds after you beat Snake Eater.

Because in Snake Eater, you get to fight a man who controls bees, a very spooky snek man, an old dude who wants you off his lawn, a frumpy astronaut, and a ghost who's trying to tell you you suck for killing all those guys instead of sneaking past them.

And in Phantom Pain, you get one boss fight.

ik that i have to play them all and that snake eaters better but phantom pains got that refined sneaky system and better controls and i haven't got time or money in my life right now to play mgs3. i do want to play it though

and almost his voice, which means he wouldnt be able to fiddle my diddle

but they weren't around msf it was diamond dogs translation if you want danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2204813

TRICK QUESTION, BIG BOSS DID NOTHING WRONG.

2Spoopy4Me

It's okay... I'm pretty stressed myself.
24/7 actually...
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You know what always cheers me up?
Spaghetti

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SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

[ ALL THIS TIME I CAN'T BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE
KEPT IN THE DARK BUT YOU WERE THERE IN FRONT OF ME
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING A THOUSAND YEARS IT SEEMS
GOT TO OPEN MY EYES TO EVERYTHING
WITHOUT A THOUGHT, WITHOUT A VOICE, WITHOUT A SOUL
DON'T LET ME DIE HERE
BRING ME TO LIFE

>Only playing Phantom Pain.

You don't even Metal Gear, you didn't even play the BEST FUCKING GAME IN THE FRANCHISE.

>SWELLS WITH THE COLD WAR.

I played 4 after playing mgs5 but I finished it quickly do to watching the cutscenes before and played mesal gear when I was younger but that doesn't count and I don't remember much.

I is gaem

You need to play all of them, faggot.

Snake Eater is the best.

The literal best, you'll think Phantom Pain was just a plate of dog turds after you beat Snake Eater.

Because in Snake Eater, you get to fight a man who controls bees, a very spooky snek man, an old dude who wants you off his lawn, a frumpy astronaut, and a ghost who's trying to tell you you suck for killing all those guys instead of sneaking past them.

And in Phantom Pain, you get one boss fight.

ik that i have to play them all and that snake eaters better but phantom pains got that refined sneaky system and better controls and i haven't got time or money in my life right now to play mgs3. i do want to play it though

and almost his voice, which means he wouldnt be able to fiddle my diddle

but they weren't around msf it was diamond dogs translation if you want danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2204813

TRICK QUESTION, BIG BOSS DID NOTHING WRONG.