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Video Games Played: Skyrim, Halo 4, Halo Reach, Halo 3, Fallout New Vegas, Crysis 2, Call of Duty Black ops, World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Diablo 3, League of Legends, Pokemon White (among others), Mario 3D Land, Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2, Assassins Creed 2, Po
X-box Gamertag: AgentCali15
Interests: Anime, Manga, All types of music (except blues), Games, i dont fucking know, katawa shoujo?
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:Serbia
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currently located in Hells Dump, or as others know it as serbia, and cant wait to get the fuck out. Like most.
Also Atheist.

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#268 - Only it isn't the same thing. One faps to pony's, another cons…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2013 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
#278 - icewraith (02/11/2013) [-]
There are no normal people watching that bullshit. There are only people too embarrassed to admit they fap to it and people too embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #282 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
What ever You say Mate.
#269 - kapane (02/11/2013) [-]
You all like ponies though, and thats all anyone else cares about. This wierd obsessive fanboyism of ponies is sickening sometimes. The lengths people go to, they infect everything, nothing is safe from the pony influence. Any game that is moddable, there will be a pony mod of some description. Like literally any game. It's rediculous. It's like that one crazy guy who walks around town and sometimes sits next to you on the bus but you really don't wanna talk to him but he starts talking anyway and you have to be polite but in your head you are screaming at him to go away. That is what the pony culture is in the nutshell.

Also a reference to your previous post 247, I would thumb down pony related content all day, but I don't really thumb anything unless it truly makes me laugh or feel good. Most non-ponyfags won't even start to read the post most likely because there will be some asinine refrence to the show that no one will get unless you have watched all of them to death (or so it seems). Other "fanboyisms" don't crop up as much as ponies do, and because of that ponies recieve the most hate.

Personally, I don't care for the show, I watched 1-2 episodes and then said "that was a load of shit" and carried on with my life.

TL;DR Everyone who likes ponies gets umbrella'd under the same hate, people hate ponies because they are around so much.
User avatar #270 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well it's not like anybody is forcing You to get MLP mods. I don't go around "Infecting" people with the show, nor do i use pony mods anywhere.
And the reason I along with most bronies like the show is because its pure, innocent, is actually drawn normally, and it's actually made to be interesting unlike most cartoons for toddlers. I honestly don't know how many times I'll have to bring up the fact that the show WAS designed for children AND their parents. Would You rather watch MLP? Or some retarded bull shit like dora or what ever is popular with toddlers now.
#37 - Well at least You tried. If it makes You any happier I even mo… 02/11/2013 on Balls of.....titanium 0
#35 - Well, basically it says that adamantium is fiction. But it say…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Balls of.....titanium 0
User avatar #36 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
well if it's fiction then i'm wrong
#37 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well at least You tried. If it makes You any happier I even more wrong considering i said Titanium and Adamantium are the same thing.
#32 - Too google i go!  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Balls of.....titanium +1
User avatar #33 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
ok can you send me the results or sometinhg?
User avatar #35 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well, basically it says that adamantium is fiction. But it says that its a metal so i guess... I don't know, you were right?
User avatar #36 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
well if it's fiction then i'm wrong
#37 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well at least You tried. If it makes You any happier I even more wrong considering i said Titanium and Adamantium are the same thing.
User avatar #34 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
*something
#30 - Aren't Titanium and Adamantium the same thing? Or am I just fa…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Balls of.....titanium -3
User avatar #31 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
adamantium is supposedly indestructible. i'm not even sure if it's an actual metal anymore since half my friends say it is and i'm too lazy to Google it.
User avatar #45 - spikethepony (02/11/2013) [-]
Actually, adamantium is a material from legend, believed to be another name for diamond.
User avatar #32 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Too google i go!
User avatar #33 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
ok can you send me the results or sometinhg?
User avatar #35 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well, basically it says that adamantium is fiction. But it says that its a metal so i guess... I don't know, you were right?
User avatar #36 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
well if it's fiction then i'm wrong
#37 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well at least You tried. If it makes You any happier I even more wrong considering i said Titanium and Adamantium are the same thing.
User avatar #34 - twondai (02/11/2013) [-]
*something
#250 - Yeah. Though I have to admit I and I'm pretty sure most brony… 02/11/2013 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
#247 - Of course, everyone has things they don't like, or things they…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2013 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
User avatar #267 - kapane (02/11/2013) [-]
The fact that there is multiple terms for the same thing is really wierd.

I will never understand the pony-culture.
User avatar #268 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Only it isn't the same thing. One faps to pony's, another constantly talks about them and tries to shove it down everybody's throats, and there are normal people who just like the show.
#278 - icewraith (02/11/2013) [-]
There are no normal people watching that bullshit. There are only people too embarrassed to admit they fap to it and people too embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #282 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
What ever You say Mate.
#269 - kapane (02/11/2013) [-]
You all like ponies though, and thats all anyone else cares about. This wierd obsessive fanboyism of ponies is sickening sometimes. The lengths people go to, they infect everything, nothing is safe from the pony influence. Any game that is moddable, there will be a pony mod of some description. Like literally any game. It's rediculous. It's like that one crazy guy who walks around town and sometimes sits next to you on the bus but you really don't wanna talk to him but he starts talking anyway and you have to be polite but in your head you are screaming at him to go away. That is what the pony culture is in the nutshell.

Also a reference to your previous post 247, I would thumb down pony related content all day, but I don't really thumb anything unless it truly makes me laugh or feel good. Most non-ponyfags won't even start to read the post most likely because there will be some asinine refrence to the show that no one will get unless you have watched all of them to death (or so it seems). Other "fanboyisms" don't crop up as much as ponies do, and because of that ponies recieve the most hate.

Personally, I don't care for the show, I watched 1-2 episodes and then said "that was a load of shit" and carried on with my life.

TL;DR Everyone who likes ponies gets umbrella'd under the same hate, people hate ponies because they are around so much.
User avatar #270 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well it's not like anybody is forcing You to get MLP mods. I don't go around "Infecting" people with the show, nor do i use pony mods anywhere.
And the reason I along with most bronies like the show is because its pure, innocent, is actually drawn normally, and it's actually made to be interesting unlike most cartoons for toddlers. I honestly don't know how many times I'll have to bring up the fact that the show WAS designed for children AND their parents. Would You rather watch MLP? Or some retarded bull shit like dora or what ever is popular with toddlers now.
#249 - wotanswolf (02/11/2013) [-]
That's similar to how i see it, except i just give 0 fucks and ignore posts i don't like, but someone here obviously enjoys them if they're here. For guys like the one in OPs picture its just a case of "stop liking what i dont like and" "FJ is best how i like it".
User avatar #250 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Though I have to admit I and I'm pretty sure most brony's have probably started out as haters that were curious as to what exactly they're hating on. But, what do I know, that's just what happened to Me.
#234 - Why?  [+] (10 new replies) 02/11/2013 on FJ in a Nutshell 0
User avatar #240 - wotanswolf (02/11/2013) [-]
Because he doesn't like ponies. Simple as that. I don't share his view at all, but i can still very well understand that.

I just think this site belongs to it's community, not to oneself, that's something everyone should realize...but of course, that would be too easy...
User avatar #247 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Of course, everyone has things they don't like, or things they hate but You don't see Me hating on everything I don't like on a regular basis. Furthermore its not just hating the show its hating its fanbase, in which not everyone is the same. there are ponyfags, there are cloppers, and there are brony's (And anything i've missed). So i feel obligated to ask "Why?" to just thumb down and hate on everything and anything pony as soon as he see's it before even looking at what it is or what its about.
User avatar #267 - kapane (02/11/2013) [-]
The fact that there is multiple terms for the same thing is really wierd.

I will never understand the pony-culture.
User avatar #268 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Only it isn't the same thing. One faps to pony's, another constantly talks about them and tries to shove it down everybody's throats, and there are normal people who just like the show.
#278 - icewraith (02/11/2013) [-]
There are no normal people watching that bullshit. There are only people too embarrassed to admit they fap to it and people too embarrassed to talk about it.
User avatar #282 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
What ever You say Mate.
#269 - kapane (02/11/2013) [-]
You all like ponies though, and thats all anyone else cares about. This wierd obsessive fanboyism of ponies is sickening sometimes. The lengths people go to, they infect everything, nothing is safe from the pony influence. Any game that is moddable, there will be a pony mod of some description. Like literally any game. It's rediculous. It's like that one crazy guy who walks around town and sometimes sits next to you on the bus but you really don't wanna talk to him but he starts talking anyway and you have to be polite but in your head you are screaming at him to go away. That is what the pony culture is in the nutshell.

Also a reference to your previous post 247, I would thumb down pony related content all day, but I don't really thumb anything unless it truly makes me laugh or feel good. Most non-ponyfags won't even start to read the post most likely because there will be some asinine refrence to the show that no one will get unless you have watched all of them to death (or so it seems). Other "fanboyisms" don't crop up as much as ponies do, and because of that ponies recieve the most hate.

Personally, I don't care for the show, I watched 1-2 episodes and then said "that was a load of shit" and carried on with my life.

TL;DR Everyone who likes ponies gets umbrella'd under the same hate, people hate ponies because they are around so much.
User avatar #270 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Well it's not like anybody is forcing You to get MLP mods. I don't go around "Infecting" people with the show, nor do i use pony mods anywhere.
And the reason I along with most bronies like the show is because its pure, innocent, is actually drawn normally, and it's actually made to be interesting unlike most cartoons for toddlers. I honestly don't know how many times I'll have to bring up the fact that the show WAS designed for children AND their parents. Would You rather watch MLP? Or some retarded bull shit like dora or what ever is popular with toddlers now.
#249 - wotanswolf (02/11/2013) [-]
That's similar to how i see it, except i just give 0 fucks and ignore posts i don't like, but someone here obviously enjoys them if they're here. For guys like the one in OPs picture its just a case of "stop liking what i dont like and" "FJ is best how i like it".
User avatar #250 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Though I have to admit I and I'm pretty sure most brony's have probably started out as haters that were curious as to what exactly they're hating on. But, what do I know, that's just what happened to Me.
#29 - And you're a pussy, so there we have it. 02/11/2013 on the only reason for... +3
#122 - agreed, but i dont think MC hold's his weapons like that /shru…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Gun View 0
#124 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
For pistols? It's just terrible on Halo, especially since Halo 2 introduced dual-wielding.
#120 - I meant the gun view, not your opinion and review of the game.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Gun View -2
#121 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
It's not a review of the game, it's taking into consideration facts from the game.
If you held a gun like image 1 did, you'd get a bloody nose. There's no way you'd be able to prevent the recoil from hitting you (unless you're shooting like a .22 or something but the pic looks like a .45, and seeing as it's a game, more than likely a .50) because of how your elbow is bent a predisposed for failure.
Master Chief in halo wears powerarmor capable of absorbing shock in all forms, including recoil. Dude could tie the gun to his head and shoot like that, and recoil wouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #122 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
agreed, but i dont think MC hold's his weapons like that /shrug.
^this is also what i was asking, what you thought about the damn gun view on halo.
#124 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
For pistols? It's just terrible on Halo, especially since Halo 2 introduced dual-wielding.
#117 - alrighty then. what about Halo?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Gun View -1
#119 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
You're running around as a super-soldier in power armor capable of free-falling from the upper atmosphere and surviving. I doubt recoil is really any issue. If anything, his issue is getting his finger on the trigger.
User avatar #120 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
I meant the gun view, not your opinion and review of the game.
#121 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
It's not a review of the game, it's taking into consideration facts from the game.
If you held a gun like image 1 did, you'd get a bloody nose. There's no way you'd be able to prevent the recoil from hitting you (unless you're shooting like a .22 or something but the pic looks like a .45, and seeing as it's a game, more than likely a .50) because of how your elbow is bent a predisposed for failure.
Master Chief in halo wears powerarmor capable of absorbing shock in all forms, including recoil. Dude could tie the gun to his head and shoot like that, and recoil wouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #122 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
agreed, but i dont think MC hold's his weapons like that /shrug.
^this is also what i was asking, what you thought about the damn gun view on halo.
#124 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
For pistols? It's just terrible on Halo, especially since Halo 2 introduced dual-wielding.
#108 - "retarded" because looking down a guns sights instea…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Gun View -1
#116 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
It's retarded because it's supposed to give that effect, but if you really held the gun like that, you'd look like the guy on the right.
Not only that, but it's retarded for holding the gun with your elbow bent in like that, and keeping it that close to your face.
User avatar #117 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
alrighty then. what about Halo?
#119 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
You're running around as a super-soldier in power armor capable of free-falling from the upper atmosphere and surviving. I doubt recoil is really any issue. If anything, his issue is getting his finger on the trigger.
User avatar #120 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
I meant the gun view, not your opinion and review of the game.
#121 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
It's not a review of the game, it's taking into consideration facts from the game.
If you held a gun like image 1 did, you'd get a bloody nose. There's no way you'd be able to prevent the recoil from hitting you (unless you're shooting like a .22 or something but the pic looks like a .45, and seeing as it's a game, more than likely a .50) because of how your elbow is bent a predisposed for failure.
Master Chief in halo wears powerarmor capable of absorbing shock in all forms, including recoil. Dude could tie the gun to his head and shoot like that, and recoil wouldn't be a problem.
User avatar #122 - temporalguardian (02/11/2013) [-]
agreed, but i dont think MC hold's his weapons like that /shrug.
^this is also what i was asking, what you thought about the damn gun view on halo.
#124 - justtocomment (02/11/2013) [-]
For pistols? It's just terrible on Halo, especially since Halo 2 introduced dual-wielding.
#115 - Since we're all talking about childhood experiences with movie…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2013 on Saddest moment of my childhood +2
#135 - maximusboy (02/10/2013) [-]
i was always scared of 2 movies as a child
toy story, any part that involved sid scared the crap out of me.
dinosaur, the movie was amazing but the carnotaurus was horrible for me
User avatar #118 - iwanttousenumbers (02/10/2013) [-]
I was always scared o Curious George. Not George himself, but the man in the yellow hat. Why does your hat have to be so big, man, why?
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Never realized how dumb... +4
#19 - kingredeaded (02/10/2013) [-]
#31 - that moment when you realize being a hipster is mainstream now 02/10/2013 on Learn the difference -4
#91 - i like how no body is mentioning napoleon bonaparte  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on on a scale of one to +6
User avatar #102 - whyisthissohard (02/10/2013) [-]
...that's what I thought of first, then Hitler
see kids this is why it's important to learn history
don't repeat Hitlers mistakes.....mostly the whole holocaust thing...but also don't invade the Ruskies in the winter
#90 - "Behind us in military power" you realize they have …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2013 on on a scale of one to -1
User avatar #94 - Lulzilla (02/10/2013) [-]
You do realize that laser weapons are for aircraft/missiles which itself was created by America. There is no such thing as invisible tanks and weapons if so prove it. America doesn't pick a fight with Russia because they give us shit and we don't want to lose that.
User avatar #108 - mattginge (02/10/2013) [-]
You cant prove invisible tanks...'coz they are invisible!
#110 - Lulzilla (02/10/2013) [-]
Cover half of it in pain?
#63 - i uhh.....what. 02/10/2013 on Lisa Simpson -1
#7067 - **temporalguardian rolled a random comment #557765 posted b… 02/09/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#6863 - **temporalguardian rolled a random image posted in comment #… 02/09/2013 on This Will Haunt You Forever +1
#3247 - **temporalguardian rolled a random image posted in comment #… 02/09/2013 on This is what you wake up to... +2
#313 - Lol i got thumbed down for saying neat. 02/09/2013 on Hades 0
#73 - You along with all the retards that thumbed you up/me down rea… 02/09/2013 on One of These Things -1
#13 - Picture 02/09/2013 on Oh Sigma... +1
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#1 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
DAVID TENNANT HAS TAKEN YOUR COMMENT PROFILE VIRGINITY!
User avatar #4 to #1 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
the gallifreyan thing is complicated. i need to learn to winrar.. common sense led be to extract the download.. after that i got confused, and continued hoarding gifs and pics off your post
User avatar #5 to #4 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
1. Open the winrar file.
2. Click Extract.
3. choose destination.
4. use the java file (NOT the one that looks like a sheet of paper).

Done!
User avatar #8 to #5 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
but java file is the white one.. i am confus
User avatar #9 to #8 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
click the other one.

The other file is some sort of support.
User avatar #24 to #9 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
i only see jar and java D: halp Q_Q
User avatar #34 to #32 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
Reopen the winrar file and liik for the file that JUST says Gallifreyan. With that coffee icon there. Just extract that. same folder.
User avatar #36 to #34 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
i did, and the picture i sent you is what i get.
User avatar #35 to #34 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
look, not liik. I type too fast.
User avatar #6 to #5 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
sounds easy enough. btw do you have any sad gifs?
User avatar #7 to #6 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
Oh I have quite a few of David crying. One or two of Eccleston, and a couple of Smith.
User avatar #10 to #7 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
dump. oh and specifically the one of donna's grandfather crying at her wedding. i neeeed that one @0 @
#29 to #10 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
I ran out of purple lines.
I ran out of purple lines.
#33 to #31 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
Took some looking for this one.
Took some looking for this one.
#11 to #10 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
Going alphabetical order here.
Going alphabetical order here.
#17 to #16 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
(going slightly out of order here to post both of this set.
(going slightly out of order here to post both of this set.
#18 to #17 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
I have to find what this is from.
I have to find what this is from.
#22 to #21 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
I really have way too many of these.
I really have way too many of these.
#27 to #26 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
And a Dalek version of the above.
And a Dalek version of the above.
User avatar #3 to #1 - temporalguardian (11/22/2012) [-]
huzzah ive been looking for this for ever ;D
#2 to #1 - gallifreyan (11/22/2012) [-]
And just the face so you can make your own.
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