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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/22/2016
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#189 - **telfyr used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"** **telfyr rolls 6,317** 08/01/2015 on Let's diet... or get fat 0
#60 - Well the teachers aren't in charge of financing, and most of t… 07/31/2015 on Help your countryman +2
#16 - I'd much rather have a personal cook than trainer because: …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2015 on Guardian of the Galaxy 0
#17 - kepesauce (07/31/2015) [-]
is it... is it because you're hungry?
#11 - /fit/ goals 07/30/2015 on Nope, not having it +9
#2 - Yes, yes I have 07/28/2015 on I wanted a real job 0
#13 - Russia is half Europe half Asia, is that why this happened?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Russia +1
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#18 - grimfuck (07/27/2015) [-]
im not so sure thats "half"
#106 - There are no exceptions, always assume the gun is loaded even …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Fact Comp +9
#143 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Don't assume it is loaded, but act as if it is.
#172 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
I.E. point the killing hole away from your face.

Feel like that's common knowledge with any weapon "Terry stop pointing the spear tip at your eye!"
#27 - but what are the chances of TWO white burglars? 07/24/2015 on Can't beat em? Join em. +6
#50 - he missed a word, i think he meant "aimed at ..." 07/22/2015 on Nintendo Fans 0
#36 - I'm not a physicist, but don't you have to be connected to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#39 - collnorthwyl (07/20/2015) [-]
Nope, you just have to have a different potential energy than the source of the lightning. Lightning has been registered at over a million volts so you are guaranteed to be a different potential.