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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#281 - Ok, I'll try to say this in simple terms. With ghost you hit t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
User avatar #303 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
But it is categorized as second attack and the life-steal's principle is half of your weapon's attack, so basically it transfers half of the Base damage of my weapon to life-steal, in witch point I'm doing two attacks that both combined heal me for my weapons base damage (so yeah 75% if you don't consider ghost blade slash as extra)
#304 - telfyr (05/17/2014) [-]
Well I consider the damage you've done as the damage you've done, so you are still healed by 50% of total damage dealt either way
User avatar #308 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
No 75% all damage from ghost blade would turn into life-steal since blood is giving me half of my weapons base damage, ghost just deals half of it, but my weapon damage is still the same
#254 - Its only 50%  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
User avatar #269 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
First hit 50% + 25% from second but below this is thread that has explanation for the percentage to rise to full 100%
#281 - telfyr (05/17/2014) [-]
Ok, I'll try to say this in simple terms. With ghost you hit twice, you are implying that the second hit restores your health but does not apply to the amount of damage you've done. But the second hit does do damage, so it is incorporated in to your damage.
User avatar #303 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
But it is categorized as second attack and the life-steal's principle is half of your weapon's attack, so basically it transfers half of the Base damage of my weapon to life-steal, in witch point I'm doing two attacks that both combined heal me for my weapons base damage (so yeah 75% if you don't consider ghost blade slash as extra)
#304 - telfyr (05/17/2014) [-]
Well I consider the damage you've done as the damage you've done, so you are still healed by 50% of total damage dealt either way
User avatar #308 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
No 75% all damage from ghost blade would turn into life-steal since blood is giving me half of my weapons base damage, ghost just deals half of it, but my weapon damage is still the same
#24 - they're 05/17/2014 on A joke too far -1
#23 - Eggs aren't a chickens period, much in the same way that eggs…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on A joke too far -1
#24 - telfyr (05/17/2014) [-]
they're
#16 - Maybe she meant a live chicken, after discovering she could no… 05/14/2014 on Moms +1
#163 - I was expecting "He just like to have sex with men and we… 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +5
#82 - Any word on season 2? (I know i could just google it but I'm lazy)  [+] (5 new replies) 05/13/2014 on potatoes 0
User avatar #83 - syrenthra (05/13/2014) [-]
its a few months away at best because they are waiting for more of the manga to have content to use for it
#87 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
I'm caught up but there should be enough by now considering how far they got with the first season. I wonder how they're going to handle the Talking Beast Titan and Bertholt or whoever and his friend being the Armoured and Collosal Titans




User avatar #88 - syrenthra (05/13/2014) [-]
way to spoil for people who didn't read the manga you fuck
#89 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
Hue
#90 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
Or how about the fact that a group of people like Eren can turn normal people into Titans. And that that Grey haired guys family dies. And that tall brown haired girl who hangs around with that blond girl? Also a Titan. The Wall? Actually built by Titans.
#79 - Theres a dub now? Why was I not informed?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2014 on potatoes 0
User avatar #81 - syrenthra (05/13/2014) [-]
It just aired the second episode so you aren't too behind
#82 - telfyr (05/13/2014) [-]
Any word on season 2? (I know i could just google it but I'm lazy)
User avatar #83 - syrenthra (05/13/2014) [-]
its a few months away at best because they are waiting for more of the manga to have content to use for it
#87 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
I'm caught up but there should be enough by now considering how far they got with the first season. I wonder how they're going to handle the Talking Beast Titan and Bertholt or whoever and his friend being the Armoured and Collosal Titans




User avatar #88 - syrenthra (05/13/2014) [-]
way to spoil for people who didn't read the manga you fuck
#89 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
Hue
#90 - lampyridae (05/13/2014) [-]
Or how about the fact that a group of people like Eren can turn normal people into Titans. And that that Grey haired guys family dies. And that tall brown haired girl who hangs around with that blond girl? Also a Titan. The Wall? Actually built by Titans.
#43 - Why not the muffin a red thumb and the garbage oc?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on awesome +1
#70 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
because both sound lame as hell
#150 - Maybe its Maybelline 05/02/2014 on Green Lantern +4
#34 - ...understandable  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on #Rood Food 0
User avatar #35 - jaegarbombastic (05/02/2014) [-]
Mhm :3
#32 - A gym membership in order to run? There's this majestic place …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on #Rood Food 0
User avatar #33 - jaegarbombastic (05/02/2014) [-]
Yea well I always feel better on treadmills.

Plus I like to go for a swim after I'm done.
#34 - telfyr (05/02/2014) [-]
...understandable
User avatar #35 - jaegarbombastic (05/02/2014) [-]
Mhm :3
#101 - It is BECAUSE spiders and insects don't breath that their size…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on 5 Seconds Without Oxygen 0
#219 - stoffer (04/28/2014) [-]
that is true SO oxygen distributing suits for, and darth vader mask for ultimate intimidation?
#68 - one letter, I don't think just one letter being off makes it t… 04/21/2014 on WEE WOO WEE WOO RAM RAM RAM... +2
#6 - source?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on This makes me feel good 0
#7 - iherdcows (04/19/2014) [-]
#30 - Add a few more zeros to how badly we're "in the red" 04/19/2014 on Inflation 0
#4 - Because that is a way men take of their shirts. Women are the …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on milk those sponsors 0
#5 - micekill (04/19/2014) [-]
i know, the other weird way, why do they cross their arms?
it seems so hard and full of wasted movements.
i am a man btw
best way to take off shirt
lift left arm, put left hand behind head
use right arm and grab unto left sleeve
pull up and follow the left arm so it all goes out at the same time (including head)
fastest way
User avatar #8 - Slashlord (04/19/2014) [-]
Because when they cross their arms and lift their shirt up it makes their boobs look perkier. When guys take their shirts off that way it makes the muscles in their arms look bigger.
#12 - henkstr (04/19/2014) [-]
i heard its because they instinctively try to minimize the time span in which their view is blocked by the shirt, so to avoid motherfuckers sneakin up on em.
#33 - Thanks for reminding about the new episode 04/18/2014 on Mini Tailed Beasts 0
#94 - I live in Washington, so I'm down. First Ontario should split,… 04/18/2014 on 'MURICA -1
#88 - Well thats why it can't survive very long with out being trans…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on I'm going to be a lettuce... 0
#89 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
oh i-eh, i have this plant nutrition syrup in a bottle here...
did u kno u can resize gifs bai draggin em? make this one fill the page
User avatar #94 - lolollo (04/18/2014) [-]
You can put dead other plants in there with it and it'll be just fine. I was growing my own habanero peppers, and the thing was doing terrible until I threw some spare herbs into the pot with it.

After that, I left the leaves that fell off to be recycled.
CANIBALISM!
User avatar #95 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
i have a miniature apple tree, i give it natural apple juice mixed with the syrup.
the apples taste like apples, MUAHAHAHAH
#86 - Sunlight is used to convert Carbon Dioxide from the air in to …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2014 on I'm going to be a lettuce... 0
User avatar #87 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
but who was mineral and biological matter!?
#88 - telfyr (04/18/2014) [-]
Well thats why it can't survive very long with out being transferred to soil, water has limited minerals but you probably could add more
#89 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
oh i-eh, i have this plant nutrition syrup in a bottle here...
did u kno u can resize gifs bai draggin em? make this one fill the page
User avatar #94 - lolollo (04/18/2014) [-]
You can put dead other plants in there with it and it'll be just fine. I was growing my own habanero peppers, and the thing was doing terrible until I threw some spare herbs into the pot with it.

After that, I left the leaves that fell off to be recycled.
CANIBALISM!
User avatar #95 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
i have a miniature apple tree, i give it natural apple juice mixed with the syrup.
the apples taste like apples, MUAHAHAHAH
#23 - Why is that a gif?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Where do you drown a hipster? +2
#29 - anonymous (04/18/2014) [-]
dude.... click on the gif and drag.


trust me
#43 - stealingbikes (04/18/2014) [-]
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
User avatar #26 - lolme (04/18/2014) [-]
Probably because GIF files have really low file sizes.
#25 - tooscarredtologin (04/18/2014) [-]
#229 - ***** what are you smoking, I want a woman with c… 04/18/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +5
#47 - Galic gun 04/14/2014 on That's not very nice +2
#27 - You were the one insisting that the guy eating 3 times through…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done 0
#29 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, if you can't understand a simple over exaggeration, that's your own problem. You should've learned that by the time you figured out what an eating disorder was.

But hey, I'm not the one trying to save face after calling someone out on what was an obvious joke. You live your life however you want.
User avatar #33 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Your exaggeration was very easy to miss. Having read your replies I can see how you were just joking, but I doubt anyone would just get it without a bit of guidance. The internet is full of over dramatic assholes, and sadly, you sounded like one of them.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem.
User avatar #35 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes... specifically yours...
User avatar #36 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the only personal problem I seem to be dealing with is some whiny asshole who's too dense to recognize a joke. I haven't tried ignoring it yet, maybe that'll work.
User avatar #37 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok, you apparently didn't even read my second sentence, and I've got better shit to do. Later dick.
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