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#30 - Add a few more zeros to how badly we're "in the red" 04/19/2014 on Inflation 0
#4 - Because that is a way men take of their shirts. Women are the …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2014 on milk those sponsors 0
#5 - micekill (04/19/2014) [-]
i know, the other weird way, why do they cross their arms?
it seems so hard and full of wasted movements.
i am a man btw
best way to take off shirt
lift left arm, put left hand behind head
use right arm and grab unto left sleeve
pull up and follow the left arm so it all goes out at the same time (including head)
fastest way
User avatar #8 - Slashlord (04/19/2014) [-]
Because when they cross their arms and lift their shirt up it makes their boobs look perkier. When guys take their shirts off that way it makes the muscles in their arms look bigger.
#12 - henkstr (04/19/2014) [-]
i heard its because they instinctively try to minimize the time span in which their view is blocked by the shirt, so to avoid motherfuckers sneakin up on em.
#33 - Thanks for reminding about the new episode 04/18/2014 on Mini Tailed Beasts 0
#94 - I live in Washington, so I'm down. First Ontario should split,… 04/18/2014 on 'MURICA -1
#88 - Well thats why it can't survive very long with out being trans…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on I'm going to be a lettuce... 0
#89 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
oh i-eh, i have this plant nutrition syrup in a bottle here...
did u kno u can resize gifs bai draggin em? make this one fill the page
User avatar #94 - lolollo (04/18/2014) [-]
You can put dead other plants in there with it and it'll be just fine. I was growing my own habanero peppers, and the thing was doing terrible until I threw some spare herbs into the pot with it.

After that, I left the leaves that fell off to be recycled.
CANIBALISM!
User avatar #95 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
i have a miniature apple tree, i give it natural apple juice mixed with the syrup.
the apples taste like apples, MUAHAHAHAH
#86 - Sunlight is used to convert Carbon Dioxide from the air in to …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2014 on I'm going to be a lettuce... 0
User avatar #87 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
but who was mineral and biological matter!?
#88 - telfyr (04/18/2014) [-]
Well thats why it can't survive very long with out being transferred to soil, water has limited minerals but you probably could add more
#89 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
oh i-eh, i have this plant nutrition syrup in a bottle here...
did u kno u can resize gifs bai draggin em? make this one fill the page
User avatar #94 - lolollo (04/18/2014) [-]
You can put dead other plants in there with it and it'll be just fine. I was growing my own habanero peppers, and the thing was doing terrible until I threw some spare herbs into the pot with it.

After that, I left the leaves that fell off to be recycled.
CANIBALISM!
User avatar #95 - boomerpyro (04/18/2014) [-]
i have a miniature apple tree, i give it natural apple juice mixed with the syrup.
the apples taste like apples, MUAHAHAHAH
#23 - Why is that a gif?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Where do you drown a hipster? +2
#29 - devout feminist (04/18/2014) [-]
dude.... click on the gif and drag.


trust me
#43 - stealingbikes (04/18/2014) [-]
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA??
User avatar #26 - lolme (04/18/2014) [-]
Probably because GIF files have really low file sizes.
#25 - tooscarredtologin (04/18/2014) [-]
#229 - ***** what are you smoking, I want a woman with c… 04/18/2014 on So true... or is it? Or is... +5
#47 - Galic gun 04/14/2014 on That's not very nice +2
#27 - You were the one insisting that the guy eating 3 times through…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done 0
#29 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, if you can't understand a simple over exaggeration, that's your own problem. You should've learned that by the time you figured out what an eating disorder was.

But hey, I'm not the one trying to save face after calling someone out on what was an obvious joke. You live your life however you want.
#33 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Your exaggeration was very easy to miss. Having read your replies I can see how you were just joking, but I doubt anyone would just get it without a bit of guidance. The internet is full of over dramatic assholes, and sadly, you sounded like one of them.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem.
#35 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes... specifically yours...
User avatar #36 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the only personal problem I seem to be dealing with is some whiny asshole who's too dense to recognize a joke. I haven't tried ignoring it yet, maybe that'll work.
#37 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok, you apparently didn't even read my second sentence, and I've got better shit to do. Later dick.
#26 - Yes, which is more than you can say for yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done 0
User avatar #30 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
I made the comment...I knew what I was insisting before you even got a chance to read it.
#8 - How is this fine while dickbutt is nsfw?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Gaylon Smithers, Jr. +16
#21 - devout feminist (04/13/2014) [-]
Because addy masturbates to it.
#15 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#22 - No i didn't, because an eating disorder is a ******* …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done 0
User avatar #24 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
You figure that out all by yourself?
#27 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
You were the one insisting that the guy eating 3 times through out the course of the day has an eating disorder
#29 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, if you can't understand a simple over exaggeration, that's your own problem. You should've learned that by the time you figured out what an eating disorder was.

But hey, I'm not the one trying to save face after calling someone out on what was an obvious joke. You live your life however you want.
#33 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Your exaggeration was very easy to miss. Having read your replies I can see how you were just joking, but I doubt anyone would just get it without a bit of guidance. The internet is full of over dramatic assholes, and sadly, you sounded like one of them.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem.
#35 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes... specifically yours...
User avatar #36 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the only personal problem I seem to be dealing with is some whiny asshole who's too dense to recognize a joke. I haven't tried ignoring it yet, maybe that'll work.
#37 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok, you apparently didn't even read my second sentence, and I've got better shit to do. Later dick.
#26 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes, which is more than you can say for yourself
User avatar #30 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
I made the comment...I knew what I was insisting before you even got a chance to read it.
#20 - So due to the fact that hes not focused on what hes supposed t…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done 0
User avatar #21 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
You do realize my use of the phrase "eating disorder" was an over exaggeration of his over exaggerated use of hunger to keep himself from working on whatever it is he's supposed to be doing, right?
#22 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
No i didn't, because an eating disorder is a fucking eating disorder while eating 3 meals a day is fucking eating 3 meals a day.
User avatar #24 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
You figure that out all by yourself?
#27 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
You were the one insisting that the guy eating 3 times through out the course of the day has an eating disorder
#29 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, if you can't understand a simple over exaggeration, that's your own problem. You should've learned that by the time you figured out what an eating disorder was.

But hey, I'm not the one trying to save face after calling someone out on what was an obvious joke. You live your life however you want.
#33 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Your exaggeration was very easy to miss. Having read your replies I can see how you were just joking, but I doubt anyone would just get it without a bit of guidance. The internet is full of over dramatic assholes, and sadly, you sounded like one of them.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem.
#35 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes... specifically yours...
User avatar #36 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the only personal problem I seem to be dealing with is some whiny asshole who's too dense to recognize a joke. I haven't tried ignoring it yet, maybe that'll work.
#37 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok, you apparently didn't even read my second sentence, and I've got better shit to do. Later dick.
#26 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes, which is more than you can say for yourself
User avatar #30 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
I made the comment...I knew what I was insisting before you even got a chance to read it.
#18 - Eating 3 times a day is a ridiculous eating disorder? I better…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/13/2014 on How I get things done +1
User avatar #19 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
No, but being so hungry each time that you can't focus on anything but eating is unhealthy. I know it's supposed to be a convenient excuse to not do the work, but after 5 hours you should be more like "Yeah, I could eat." not "OHH GOD CAN'T FOCUS NEED NUTRITION GONNA DIE OHHHHH!"
#23 - chadkromby (04/13/2014) [-]
That's just an excuse, though. It is something he is telling himself but is probably not true. He doesn't want to admit that.
#20 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
So due to the fact that hes not focused on what hes supposed to be doing he no longer requires food? Please explain to me how eating 3 times in a day with several hours in between is in any way shape or form unhealthy
User avatar #21 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
You do realize my use of the phrase "eating disorder" was an over exaggeration of his over exaggerated use of hunger to keep himself from working on whatever it is he's supposed to be doing, right?
#22 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
No i didn't, because an eating disorder is a fucking eating disorder while eating 3 meals a day is fucking eating 3 meals a day.
User avatar #24 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
You figure that out all by yourself?
#27 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
You were the one insisting that the guy eating 3 times through out the course of the day has an eating disorder
#29 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Dude, if you can't understand a simple over exaggeration, that's your own problem. You should've learned that by the time you figured out what an eating disorder was.

But hey, I'm not the one trying to save face after calling someone out on what was an obvious joke. You live your life however you want.
#33 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Your exaggeration was very easy to miss. Having read your replies I can see how you were just joking, but I doubt anyone would just get it without a bit of guidance. The internet is full of over dramatic assholes, and sadly, you sounded like one of them.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a personal problem.
#35 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes... specifically yours...
User avatar #36 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
Sorry, but the only personal problem I seem to be dealing with is some whiny asshole who's too dense to recognize a joke. I haven't tried ignoring it yet, maybe that'll work.
#37 - shadowbreech (04/13/2014) [-]
Ok, you apparently didn't even read my second sentence, and I've got better shit to do. Later dick.
#26 - telfyr (04/13/2014) [-]
Yes, which is more than you can say for yourself
User avatar #30 - lolollo (04/13/2014) [-]
I made the comment...I knew what I was insisting before you even got a chance to read it.
#192 - In my experience being big boned helps hide fat. Source? I hav… 04/13/2014 on Witness a bald eagle in flight 0
#136 - omg YES i didn't think anyone else used the term "rocket … 04/13/2014 on practical 0
#242 - Or 2/3s of the parents were lazy ***** like the r… 04/10/2014 on title 0
#81 - lol i remember that video  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Live Action Role Playing 0
User avatar #82 - Jesusnipples (04/09/2014) [-]
They brought that dude onto Tosh.0 for a web redemption, it was funny as hell. Plus it turns out that that guy is married and actually seems to have a pretty decent life
#78 - That actually sounds pretty fun, might be something i look in …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Live Action Role Playing 0
User avatar #80 - Jesusnipples (04/09/2014) [-]
I know right? If it wasn't just a bunch of nerds in homemade costumes throwing tennisballs and screaming LIGHTNING BOLT all the time, I think I could get into it
#81 - telfyr (04/09/2014) [-]
lol i remember that video
User avatar #82 - Jesusnipples (04/09/2014) [-]
They brought that dude onto Tosh.0 for a web redemption, it was funny as hell. Plus it turns out that that guy is married and actually seems to have a pretty decent life
#101 - How is it weird?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Moar loops! 0
User avatar #104 - brettyht (04/09/2014) [-]
I don't know really. I just can't get used to it. It is a good term to collect all the range adc's under, but the only term i ever use for them is just "adc's." They probably introduced "Marksman" category for Team builder, but since i never really use it, all I ever know them as are adcs.

I dont know what I am trying to say, so i apologize if my point is a little blurred
#100 - Yep, them ******* be like "pow pow." Bu… 04/09/2014 on Moar loops! -1
#98 - Well it is a mental condition so yeah thats pretty obvious 04/05/2014 on accurate +11
#8 - Same is true for sports, or at least on my highschool football team 04/01/2014 on Shepard problems 0
#46 - I live in washington, we don't have any potholes because the … 03/31/2014 on oh 0
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