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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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Comment Ranking:#20189
Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
Content Thumbs: 1228 total,  1738 ,  510
Comment Thumbs: 3598 total,  4342 ,  744
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:73098
Times Content Favorited:29 times
Total Comments Made:1444
FJ Points:4830

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#53 - *HARMFUL radiation, radiation is everywhere 07/03/2014 on some awesome 0
#37 - With all the extra power I bet I could do more 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... +12
#35 - (I know its not you I'm just making a comment) 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... 0
#34 - Only 405? I'm 17 5'11 195 lbs and can 1rm deadlift 495 (5 plat…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... -9
User avatar #61 - mrblueftw (07/04/2014) [-]
but have you done over 300 raids on al-qaeda and quickscoped my mom.
#58 - rustytrombones (07/04/2014) [-]
You may be able to do that, but can you legally sign up for funnyjunk?
User avatar #55 - calawesome (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you're also a fag.
User avatar #36 - SylverSlayer (07/03/2014) [-]
Aah, but can you do it in a pikachu lifting suit
#37 - telfyr (07/03/2014) [-]
With all the extra power I bet I could do more
#35 - telfyr (07/03/2014) [-]
(I know its not you I'm just making a comment)
#83 - Answer the question, I know you're online 07/03/2014 on DEA 0
#163 - Fat is completely fine if you exercise regularly (to a certain… 07/02/2014 on Now that he's thi 0
#22 - Ok guys I have to admit, that one was good 06/29/2014 on Shit is cash 0
#30 - Look at his account level and try to convince me he is going a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Deadpool in his finest form 0
#64 - gohex (06/29/2014) [-]
I think he is but the FJ community is doing a great job of stopping him getting them.
User avatar #68 - imabeagoodguy (06/29/2014) [-]
Nah I'm pretty sure he gave up on that. He just wants attention. Which you're giving him. Stahp.
#47 - Aren't you supposed to be dead or something? You should work on that 06/29/2014 on Be careful online 0
#5 - you can get mixed ones too 06/27/2014 on So I heard y'all like... 0
#3 - Click and drag to see which one you get!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on So I heard y'all like... +2
#7 - vampyrate (06/27/2014) [-]
**vampyrate rolled image** Jolteon, fuck yeah.
User avatar #6 - platinuminfernape (06/27/2014) [-]
FUCK flareon
#5 - telfyr (06/27/2014) [-]
you can get mixed ones too
#190 - Well thats because your from Jersey 06/27/2014 on Get rekt m8 0
#70 - Ctrl+f limb 06/26/2014 on nyooom +1
#51 - Lennie and George (Of Mice and Men) 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell +1
#47 - this is what I thought of 06/22/2014 on Logs 0
#15 - " if you need it for school or whatever. buy something lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on This is why I can't have... +13
User avatar #18 - hasinvadedyou (06/20/2014) [-]
but then how will everyone at school know you're cool?
#10 - I could of swore his name was Sean  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Pants pants 0
User avatar #22 - myaccountisnew (06/12/2014) [-]
Depends. In Emerald, the default name was Brendan. However, in Ruby and Sapphire, they were a little puny. The default name for Sapphire was Sean and the default name fore Ruby was Landon. I underlined the pun part.
#42 - It's Sandvich you uncultured swine 06/08/2014 on Thought you would like this +1
#33 - lol means laugh out loud, so is it really unfeasible that he l…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on This Probably Didn't Happen 0
User avatar #44 - supername (05/31/2014) [-]
so you answered your own question if lol means laugh out loud and he actually laughed out loud then there is no point in saying laugh out loud. The reason we say things such as brb, btw, ttyl, is because we are unable to express our emotions through a text based interface which relies on texts and because these acronyms are easier to spell then the whole words they represent. This inherently makes them lazy but putting that aside it has even though I personally don't like them I will admit they have a purpose but in the real world we have things like facial expressions and other communicatory behaviors to interpret our feelings to say things like lol would invalidate the laughter because what you're saying is my laughter is not good enough unless I make sure to back it up with a phrase. It's like explaining a joke the joke becomes obsolete.
tl;dr Yes, it is bad because it invalidates our emotions.
#87 - You're blowing things out of proportion, that's simple math, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on You Will Learn Your Lesson +1
User avatar #159 - lazorman (05/30/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algebra
"elementary equation solving"
#156 - Read Machiavelli "The Prince". There is no right or …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on sensible chuckle inbound 0
#296 - xxmemosxx (05/29/2014) [-]
You do know Machiavelli wrote that steaming pile of shit of a book as a way of getting himself back into the good books of the Medici's (the Family that had tortured him and sent him into exile). It went completely against everything he wrote before or after that, it's basically satire.
User avatar #160 - alltimetens (05/29/2014) [-]
Except the risk in this case does not outweigh the benefits. And the risk is far too high.

You're essentially asking whether we should risk the lives of armed, trained, and ready-to-fight soldiers or innocent children.
#245 - Am I the only one that streams instead of downloads? I'm only …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on nice boat, tho 0
User avatar #250 - yusay (05/24/2014) [-]
Yes, of course you're the only one.
#247 - yusay has deleted their comment.
#174 - good luck with your English teaching career 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
#304 - Well I consider the damage you've done as the damage you've do…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
User avatar #308 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
No 75% all damage from ghost blade would turn into life-steal since blood is giving me half of my weapons base damage, ghost just deals half of it, but my weapon damage is still the same
#281 - Ok, I'll try to say this in simple terms. With ghost you hit t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Answer this 0
User avatar #303 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
But it is categorized as second attack and the life-steal's principle is half of your weapon's attack, so basically it transfers half of the Base damage of my weapon to life-steal, in witch point I'm doing two attacks that both combined heal me for my weapons base damage (so yeah 75% if you don't consider ghost blade slash as extra)
#304 - telfyr (05/17/2014) [-]
Well I consider the damage you've done as the damage you've done, so you are still healed by 50% of total damage dealt either way
User avatar #308 - trollerfin (05/17/2014) [-]
No 75% all damage from ghost blade would turn into life-steal since blood is giving me half of my weapons base damage, ghost just deals half of it, but my weapon damage is still the same
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