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telfyr  

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#23 - but how can there be commission if there's no money involved?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on I hope I never return bitch +1
User avatar #26 - lithiam (04/20/2013) [-]
the machine they use to heal the Pokemon sends a signal to the head company silph co most likely then depending on how many,what type and what level they send her a pay check seeing as they have there fingers in poke balls and a ton of other stuff they can afford to give "free" health care to Pokemon then just charge extra on other Pokemon items to make there money back
#13 - Bongs can be quite loud sometimes 04/20/2013 on Codename 0
#5 - I is a subjective pronoun, me is a predicative pronoun, when i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Harry Knows All 0
User avatar #7 - lateday (04/20/2013) [-]
I is a NOMINATIVE pronoun. And Me is an ACCUSATIVE pronoun. There is a difference. Although almost non-apparent.
#10 - telfyr (04/20/2013) [-]
i made up the adjective, just sounded right to me as it described when their used
#4 - that mewtwo card sucks, the only mewtwo card that i've had tha… 04/18/2013 on A certain someone 0
#62 - i think its either 1, 2 or 3, its one of the first ones 04/16/2013 on Why Misty Dissapeared +1
#86 - You say that like its a chore, you need the exercise anyway go… 04/16/2013 on The Cat 0
#41 - Are there good jobs in British Columbia?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Real World 0
User avatar #56 - mizzycupcakes (04/14/2013) [-]
as far as I'm aware there are some really good cities in bc that have INSANE amounts of construction going on so there are a ton of those kind of jobs available. (I would think that a few oil rigs are up there too) I know Armstrong is one of them. its booming because of Kelowna. though that place is kinda scary cuz of the hells angels that were there xD
#97 - No I'd say they're about right 04/13/2013 on normal 2sday 0
#79 - At first i was like why the fuck is this on front page, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on DJ 4DM1N, hand over the site. +4
User avatar #80 - nyxie (04/13/2013) [-]
Holy frick, same. FJ always does this to me.
#191 - Well if you play the remakes (fire red/leafgreen) charmander l… 04/09/2013 on Inhibitions 0
#53 - But bees already is plural... 04/09/2013 on I'm a fucking goose! +3
#614 - Assuming i am of this race 04/07/2013 on Username update 0
#262 - Yes and it was whales i believe  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on 42 +1
User avatar #286 - lateday (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. That too. Wasn't that when Stephen Colbert interviewed him?
#14 - i'll admit i thought the same thing at first, then i noticed t… 04/04/2013 on TWD 0
#20 - Adding this to my bucket list 04/04/2013 on pirates +3
#323 - that shop looks like something i could do in ms paint... 03/30/2013 on FRONT PAGE HERE I COME 0
#45 - you mean bipolar?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on YouTube Comment +1
User avatar #84 - zombiestookmybike (03/30/2013) [-]
bipolar isn't split personality either.
User avatar #83 - fishratsas (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I need to read up on things more often.
#13 - use stat increasing moves with another pokemon, baton pass to … 03/28/2013 on Magikarp 0
#124 - go watch a few youtube videos and you'll understand 03/27/2013 on The Hills are Alive 0
#120 - pretty sure the movie is called "Weird science"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#178 - N. Korean citizen (03/23/2013) [-]
sorry bro. not weird science. the woman in weird science is more milfy
#379 - please go to funnyjunk to view this image, am i being troll ed? 03/12/2013 on Nope. 0
#1 - Sandman 03/11/2013 on Until the ocean cums +2
#8 - thats the fatfuck from powerrangers 03/02/2013 on Pontius Logic +3
#44 - wait what...my life is a lie  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Title 0
#45 - sirbrentcoe (03/01/2013) [-]
the female urethra is about the same size as the male urethra. a large pin hole. the vagina is where you put your penis for superhappyfuntime. the urethra is where urine comes from. i hope this was informative.
#66 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
>For superhappyfuntime
Made my night.

But wouldn't a small as fuck cork work?
User avatar #83 - burdenedsoul (03/01/2013) [-]
yeah, but finding the urethra while the bitch is squirming is the hard part
#86 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
Wasn't it about preventing you from peeing when you take a shit?

I don't think a guy would be asking someone else to put a clothespin on his dick, so I assume a girl would do it herself too.

This is the most important conversation of my life.
#140 - hashtag is used in the original proper non-cancerous way....co… 02/25/2013 on Priorities 0
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