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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#14385
Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
Content Thumbs: 1228 total,  1738 ,  510
Comment Thumbs: 3649 total,  4395 ,  746
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:73215
Times Content Favorited:29 times
Total Comments Made:1475
FJ Points:4867

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#7 - What my mom buys when i got munchies 09/27/2012 on What my Mom buys when I'm... 0
#13 - wtf, FJ hates call of duty, why does a reference have over 500 thumbs?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Math -6
User avatar #37 - teoberry (09/27/2012) [-]
not everyone here actually hates it, some people pretend to for thumbs.
User avatar #32 - ilovehitler (09/27/2012) [-]
I dunno, the older ones like world at war 2 are pretty fun
#18 - ijiek (09/27/2012) [-]
i actually think Call Of Duty is genuinely a pretty fun game, it isn't game of the year or anything but it is fun.
User avatar #15 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
Well...I'm an FJ'er, And I love zombies.
#62 - i mean to put would only be noticeable in the dark 09/23/2012 on Tricking your parents +1
#61 - the light would only be noticeable which normal people read in…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Tricking your parents +1
#62 - telfyr (09/23/2012) [-]
i mean to put would only be noticeable in the dark
#96 - *cough* rebecca black *cough* 09/23/2012 on Justin bieber rape +2
#149 - who needs swag when you have a glow in the dark penis? 09/22/2012 on Josh +10
#4 - I want to ride my bicycle.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on BI Life +4
User avatar #5 - tedmosbey (09/20/2012) [-]
I want to ride my bike
User avatar #47 - wrpen (09/20/2012) [-]
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like.
#31 - fuckyocouchniggas (09/20/2012) [-]
WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NUTTIN TA FUCK WIT!
#12 - radioactivemilk (09/20/2012) [-]
So call me maybe!
#13 - sacker (09/20/2012) [-]
May I offer a rebuttal?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEvX_vKDYEw
#8 - Because there is no such thing as commercials 09/20/2012 on same newspaper +6
#32 - You would **** the blow up doll.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Nicki Minaj? +38
#33 - specialeddie (09/20/2012) [-]
#34 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
you're a fucking dumbass specialeddie. do something productive with your life and get off this website
#35 - specialeddie (09/20/2012) [-]
unless you provide some sort of an argument to back up your statement, I'm not going to get involved in this
#91 - xnotcreative (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what you did for Anon to randomly attack you like that, but I hope this would help undo any damages Anon may have done.

-hugs-
#158 - specialeddie (09/20/2012) [-]
<-- how I just felt because of you bro
#90 - it's saying that the gasses in the air between him and them ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2012 on sniper 0
#104 - brenton (09/19/2012) [-]
So back to my point, then. Any sniper bullet used by the military travels faster than the speed of sound. The distance makes no difference. If the guy was shot and instantly killed from one end of a football field to the other, he still never would have heard the shot that killed him.
User avatar #166 - burningsmurfs (09/19/2012) [-]
That is true, but what this story was about is...even if 50 other people had been standing around, no one else would have heard the bullet because by then the sound waves wouldn't have even made it to them because he did such a long distance shot. It would be like me climbing up on the roof and screaming HEY MA, she won't hear it because she is too far away.
#109 - hamfj (09/19/2012) [-]
no the sound dissipates through the open area. This is unlike the bullet which wont just fade into the environment. So the bullet is out-ranging the bang
#10 - Comment deleted 09/18/2012 on What's inside raid?? 0
#17 - I think i know this bitch, Nadine?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on FOLLOW THESE STEPS -6
#28 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
Nope, Casey.
#25 - Comment deleted 09/18/2012 on THE FIRST CUT INTO... +1
#44 - that counts as more than one reason bro 09/18/2012 on 15 reasons to NOT be a... +1
#11 - ostrich  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Oh snap! 0
User avatar #13 - esmebuffay (09/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what I thought. They're like as big as a football or something right?
User avatar #27 - foreverxalone (09/18/2012) [-]
My uncle had an Emu farm back in the day. We'd eat the eggs and one would satisfy all of us. I think they were about as big as my head back then
#29 - is the whole thing read by Gilbert Gottfried?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Another day on Random +3
User avatar #31 - infamoustrapper (09/16/2012) [-]
sadly no. it's just a bunch of classical music
#31 - what is love?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Fish 0
#99 - maskedhippo (09/16/2012) [-]
Baby don't hurt me
#11 - implying you'll eat every slice before the next cools, going t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on that knife +1
#17 - foromil (09/15/2012) [-]
#4 - at first i thought it was supposed to punch you in the balls 09/15/2012 on SOM Hand Type Handjob Machine +5
#21 - You know little kids would be ******* thrilled to be green... 09/14/2012 on Forever green +25
#49 - well iron man was also born with a silver spoon in his mouth, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on It's always the rich ones +14
User avatar #50 - quotetype (09/14/2012) [-]
this is true
#3 - Because we don't know how to put bullets 09/13/2012 on >mfw 0
#5 - ******* lol 09/12/2012 on Seriously FJ? +5
#16 - Yellow?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Justified Murder? 0
User avatar #17 - finalkai (09/12/2012) [-]
no he was white. racist.

yes he was of asian decent.
#58 - My best friend is black, but not a ******  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on Nignog +1
#70 - yudodat (09/12/2012) [-]
My best friend was brutally murdered by two niggers.He was Mexican and they were racist.They got off with 4 years in prison because the jury believed it when they said he was being racist and they had no evidence against them truly.

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