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#72 - I looked at the tags when you said comment, does this make me …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Or the description? 0
User avatar #73 - rahtoga (01/31/2015) [-]
I don't know, I'm conflicted...
#60 - If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2015 on New gym +1
User avatar #69 - badgoodass (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you're from the UK, so just out of interest how come pudding is such a big thing there?
#83 - pathasgum (01/31/2015) [-]
im not sure why the UK loves pudding but i do believe telfyr was just referencing a song by pink floyd
#93 - telfyr (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah this guy knows what's up
User avatar #84 - badgoodass (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh, nevermind then
#86 - pathasgum (01/31/2015) [-]
h Pink Floyd-Another Brick In The Wall (Part II) heres the sauce if you want it great song this is without the intro its at like 3:30
User avatar #61 - dorfdorfdorf (01/31/2015) [-]
you would be a pudding-less beta
#14 - aderol?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2015 on CAFFEINE 0
User avatar #15 - fargfive (01/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - kikisu (01/29/2015) [-]
The concerta I take is the strength of like 10-20 cups of coffee. I drink energy drinks all the time, coffee too, because what's 1 more bit of caffene?
User avatar #20 - fargfive (01/29/2015) [-]
I don't handle energy drinks well to begin with (I like how Redbull tastes. I wish they'd make a version that tasted the same but didn't pickle my organs.) The combination of the two left me unbearably jittery for pretty much the entire day. when I checked some of the assignments I'd done, my handwriting was fucked up because my hands were shaking so much.
User avatar #21 - kikisu (01/29/2015) [-]
I did go to the hospital for having a pulse and heartbeat that were WAY too high after having two giant monsters and having no sleep the night before.
User avatar #23 - fargfive (01/29/2015) [-]
I can knock back Redbulls like nobody's business, but Monster and Mountain Dew go right through me and make me feel awful within minutes. I don't know how people drink monster.
#7 - Half-Life 3 confirmed 01/29/2015 on Pot +1
#8 - " I will not tell lies..."  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2015 on Skin +7
#9 - neefew (01/25/2015) [-]
"I must not tell lies"
#114 - And I fell for the troll 01/24/2015 on Bad luck 0
#113 - Also nobody claims to like the show, we like the games and con…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on Bad luck 0
#114 - telfyr (01/24/2015) [-]
And I fell for the troll
#11 - We didn't just test them, we dropped one on their weapon's man…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/23/2015 on DYK Comp #85 +14
User avatar #20 - numbmind (01/23/2015) [-]
Plus we already had another one armed and on a plane with Tokyo's name on it.
#23 - innocentbabies (01/24/2015) [-]
No we didn't. Although the idea that it would have taken another year is BS. A third bomb was expected to be ready for deployment about ten days after Nagasaki.
#24 - mayoroftownsville (01/24/2015) [-]
Actually, Tokyo was the initial target but bad weather forced them to switch to the backup, Hiroshima.
#28 - mayoroftownsville (01/24/2015) [-]
Uh, yes you did. You didn't say the word Tokyo but you were addressing the claim that there was another plane headed to Tokyo.
#27 - innocentbabies (01/24/2015) [-]
Did you intend to reply to me? I said nothing related to Tokyo.
#25 - hopeyoudie (01/24/2015) [-]
Not at all, I think that what you meant was that originally Kokura was going to be bombed but it was cancelled due to bad weather and Nagasaki was nuked instead. Tokyo was never even considered for the bombing, as they needed to make sure their government would survive so they could surrender.
User avatar #15 - alcantara (01/23/2015) [-]
Japanese at the time cited the prospect of a Russian invasion as the reason for surrender, rather than the Americans new weapon..
#21 - Common Pepe (01/23/2015) [-]
Whoever made that claim was full of shit. The Japanese were really afraid of the entire nation being reduced to ashes by repeated nuclear attacks.
User avatar #16 - imnotkickthecat (01/23/2015) [-]
That would have literally broken the USSR apart. Matching their entire army to the other side of the world and then trying to take on people who were more than willing to die to the last man.

The casualties of any invasion of japan would have been just as big as the western war.

Also citation needed.
User avatar #18 - alcantara (01/23/2015) [-]
Go read a book, but you will find;

- The Japanese Supreme Council choose not to meet over the bombing of Hiroshima on August 8th, despite the bomb having dropped August 6th and news having reached Tokyo that same day reporting death numbers tolls that had not changed my a noteworthy margin by the next day.
- The Japanese Supreme Council was already in session, talking about unconditional surrender, by the time the bomb had dropped on Nagasaki on August 9th.

The difference between the 8th and 9th was the Russian declaration of war, invasion of Manchuria, and the overwhelming force; Japan was worried that Russia would soon invade mainland Japan, hence Emperor Hirihito's reference to "invaders" when encouraging surrender - not to mention those encouraging Hirihito to draw out the war had promised fortifications which were still incomplete.

The whole narrative that the nukes decided the war is a justification used by Truman; historians since 1964 have increasingly become skeptical of that take on the Japanese surrender.

I could cite you sources, but do you really think I want to list the materials for my course? If I wanted to reference, I'd be writing the paper that is due Thursday.
User avatar #26 - deathchain (01/24/2015) [-]
I'd imagine that the nukes were the icing on the cake, then. Japan already knew it was game over, and the nukes just made it even more over. They knew they couldn't fight the USSR and USA at the same time (Germany sure as hell couldn't), and with the USA's fancy new Auto-Victory bomb, their loss was guaranteed.
User avatar #29 - alcantara (01/24/2015) [-]
The nukes wouldn't have hurt the decision of the Japanese to surrender, but it sure as hell didn't convince them to surrender. I also note the Japanese had agreed to surrender previously, but not unconditionally; their only condition was that they could keep the Emperor. I see the rejection of that one condition by the Americans as the manufacture of a situation in which nuclear weapons could be tested in war conditions - especially considering that, when the Japanese relented to unconditional surrender, the Americans had them keep the Emperor to promote stability. The Americans allowed the one condition that had been put in place to come about, having rejected that condition and shown off its new weapons to Russia.
#17 - hongkonglongdong (01/23/2015) [-]
Russia wanted to at least support a satellite communist state. They also took a large chunk of Japanese territory (e.g. North Korea).
#16 - hot tea, stir in honey and whiskey 01/23/2015 on Drinking game 0
#107 - thats cool and all, but wouldn't they likely observe for hundr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on zing 0
User avatar #110 - lionxroar (01/17/2015) [-]
I dunno, just ask them when you meet them for the first time.
#86 - You know what I liked you, you used to respect the ways of Sas… 01/03/2015 on The choosen Cat 0
#10 - mine was "I'm cold, let me in that blanket" we were … 12/26/2014 on (I'm looking out over that... +1
#38 - This year, to save me from tears 12/22/2014 on here's my heart 0
#21 - Got to remember that Washington is next to nice canada, dick c… 12/10/2014 on I played with your heart 0
#25 - Because some people aren't pussies and lift more than lmao1pl8 12/10/2014 on Whyatt Fun 0
#27 - Seconded  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on They have super-human... +8
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#75 - But what does the fox say?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on feels 0
#76 - Common Pepe (11/24/2014) [-]
"Hurt me more. Make me feel alive again."
#32 - Because running is a word, and words are nouns. 11/15/2014 on PC master race 0
#14 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Push ups +1
#15 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
#11 - So voodoo **** is a go then?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Push ups +1
User avatar #13 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
If you wish.
I noticed I forgot a few words in my original comment.
It should be "bigger than or equal to 1".
Yes, laugh at me for I am an inferior being.
User avatar #70 - northway (11/13/2014) [-]
what if u commit suicide, will the KDA ratio be -1
User avatar #40 - corsairjoshua (11/13/2014) [-]
Well even being between 1 and 2 would be... Weird.

You half killed a person?
User avatar #57 - kilotech (11/13/2014) [-]
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#15 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
#9 - What if i only kill one person?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Push ups 0
User avatar #10 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
You kill a person (1).
You die once (1).
K / D
1 / 1 = 1
#11 - telfyr (11/12/2014) [-]
So voodoo shit is a go then?
User avatar #13 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
If you wish.
I noticed I forgot a few words in my original comment.
It should be "bigger than or equal to 1".
Yes, laugh at me for I am an inferior being.
User avatar #70 - northway (11/13/2014) [-]
what if u commit suicide, will the KDA ratio be -1
User avatar #40 - corsairjoshua (11/13/2014) [-]
Well even being between 1 and 2 would be... Weird.

You half killed a person?
User avatar #57 - kilotech (11/13/2014) [-]
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#15 - Thunderrr (11/12/2014) [-]
#29 - A beautiful simile/metaphor 11/12/2014 on We've Got Another Virgin... +1
#32 - once they have their anchor baby the hubby leaves, so they get… 09/21/2014 on Abortion +2
#17 - There's so much room at the bottom though, why not just move t… 08/25/2014 on Let the kitty have the bed 0
#35 - Sounds to me like you're a pussy if crossfit of all things was… 08/25/2014 on Workout Fails 3 +1


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