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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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User avatar #77 - traveltech (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah, tricky
#142 - type sex y 07/12/2014 on The new best thing in the... 0
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#114 - FOR A REVOLUTION! 07/12/2014 on Gender equality +1
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#10 - ok I see why now your content will be missed 07/11/2014 on loveyk's profile 0
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#8 - what? Why  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on loveyk's profile 0
User avatar #9 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank zhadowklaw
User avatar #11 - numbmind (07/11/2014) [-]
That sucks, but you shouldn't let one douchebag ruin it for the rest of us.
User avatar #12 - loveyk (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I'm done, do deal with it.
#10 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
ok I see why now your content will be missed
#6 - What happened to all your content  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on loveyk's profile 0
User avatar #7 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
It's all gone and there isn't going to be anymore c:
#8 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
what? Why
User avatar #9 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank zhadowklaw
User avatar #11 - numbmind (07/11/2014) [-]
That sucks, but you shouldn't let one douchebag ruin it for the rest of us.
User avatar #12 - loveyk (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I'm done, do deal with it.
#10 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
ok I see why now your content will be missed
#1201 - **telfyr rolls 475,933,149** why not 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#5 - yeah  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A jail house story 0
User avatar #6 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
It maybe awhile we have had a guy in our jail who has been there for 28 months and his trial was suspended for another 3, and they won't tell him or us why.
User avatar #15 - valyn (07/11/2014) [-]
where are you? That's seven fucking kinds of illegal in the US, banned by the sixth ammendment
User avatar #21 - soldieroffortunemp (07/12/2014) [-]
The US. But the legal System in Montana is so fucking slow.
User avatar #22 - valyn (07/12/2014) [-]
Then if they have a half-decent lawyer, they A. walk and B. sue the piss out of the state, cause thats fucking ridiculous
#2 - Will be expecting a follow up  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A jail house story 0
User avatar #4 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
What type of follow up? like his trial?
#5 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #6 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
It maybe awhile we have had a guy in our jail who has been there for 28 months and his trial was suspended for another 3, and they won't tell him or us why.
User avatar #15 - valyn (07/11/2014) [-]
where are you? That's seven fucking kinds of illegal in the US, banned by the sixth ammendment
User avatar #21 - soldieroffortunemp (07/12/2014) [-]
The US. But the legal System in Montana is so fucking slow.
User avatar #22 - valyn (07/12/2014) [-]
Then if they have a half-decent lawyer, they A. walk and B. sue the piss out of the state, cause thats fucking ridiculous
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on ATTENTION ALL CIS +3
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#107 - pretty much 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
#96 - surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always though…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#92 - You never heard that word before?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning +2
User avatar #94 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it took me a minute to read it correctly and understand it.
I googled it just now, and holy shit it's an actual word.
#96 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always thought it was a made up word as well
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#88 - Guesstimates  [+] (18 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning +4
User avatar #90 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Did you change your mind half way through a word?
I don't think it's a guess, 20 is almost 3,5 times larger than 6.
Also there is no way in hell your computer boots in 6 seconds.
Maybe he doesn't know you can put computer to sleep/hibernation, and when he turns it on while it's hibernating it takes 6 seconds, but when he starts it up it takes 20 seconds, therefor such a big time window.
#112 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
Sometimes it takes 20 seconds because I need to turn on my monitor.
Sometimes it just takes 20 seconds.
With MSI fast boot I get 4 to 5 seconds
User avatar #113 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Are you saying your monitor takes 20 sec's to turn on?
Also what are your CPU, RAM and windows HDD/SSD speeds?
#116 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
Specs:
AMD Athlon X4 750k
8GB HyperX Beast 2400mhz (Because of restrictions, only 1600mhz)
MSi a88x-g43
Nvidia ASUS GeForce GTX 750Ti
1TB WD HDD
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit

And yes, my monitor is slow to boot for some reason. And no, it doesn't take 20 seconds alone. I just happen to turn on my computer but forget the monitor sometimes, which is why it takes 20 seconds to see the Windows desktop.
User avatar #121 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Boot time is how long it takes for your windows to load in RAM, not how long it takes you to see the desktop (basicly the same, unless your monitor is off).
Also with those specs it's impossible to get a boot time as fast as you claim, especialy without an SSD. I myself have had an SSD for quite a long time, not really fast, since it's a couple of years old, but it's still at least 2,5 times faster than your HDD, and it takes me longer than 6 sec's to boot.
#122 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
I guess you are just a noob
User avatar #123 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Did you mean "I guesstimate"?
#125 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #127 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well you should have.
#128 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm detecting large numbers of guesstimated fagginess from your post
User avatar #131 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
It's probably coming from a guy that keeps replying to them.
#136 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
jesus christ shut the fuck up already for fucks sake i'm guesstimating you don't have any friends you fucking faggot
#140 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
[X] Told
[X] Really Told
[X] No Country for Told Men
[X] Knights of the Told Republic
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] Told Spice
[X] Stone-Told Steve Austin
[X] Toldman Sachs
[X] Leo Toldstoy
[X] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Toldstone Creamery
[X] Told Town Canoes and Kayaks
[X] Toldplay
[X] Told English
[X] Told Navy
[X] Told Dominion
[X] Ahhhhntold Schwarzenegger
#92 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
You never heard that word before?
User avatar #94 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it took me a minute to read it correctly and understand it.
I googled it just now, and holy shit it's an actual word.
#96 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always thought it was a made up word as well
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Life +5
#63 - assassindash (07/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Cause a horse dick is a LOT harder to see.

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