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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/19/2014
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#8 - what? Why  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on loveyk's profile 0
User avatar #9 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank zhadowklaw
User avatar #11 - numbmind (07/11/2014) [-]
That sucks, but you shouldn't let one douchebag ruin it for the rest of us.
User avatar #12 - loveyk (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I'm done, do deal with it.
#10 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
ok I see why now your content will be missed
#6 - What happened to all your content  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on loveyk's profile 0
User avatar #7 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
It's all gone and there isn't going to be anymore c:
#8 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
what? Why
User avatar #9 - loveyk (07/11/2014) [-]
Thank zhadowklaw
User avatar #11 - numbmind (07/11/2014) [-]
That sucks, but you shouldn't let one douchebag ruin it for the rest of us.
User avatar #12 - loveyk (07/12/2014) [-]
Well I'm done, do deal with it.
#10 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
ok I see why now your content will be missed
#1201 - **telfyr rolls 475,933,149** why not 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#5 - yeah  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A jail house story 0
User avatar #6 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
It maybe awhile we have had a guy in our jail who has been there for 28 months and his trial was suspended for another 3, and they won't tell him or us why.
User avatar #15 - valyn (07/11/2014) [-]
where are you? That's seven fucking kinds of illegal in the US, banned by the sixth ammendment
User avatar #21 - soldieroffortunemp (07/12/2014) [-]
The US. But the legal System in Montana is so fucking slow.
User avatar #22 - valyn (07/12/2014) [-]
Then if they have a half-decent lawyer, they A. walk and B. sue the piss out of the state, cause thats fucking ridiculous
#2 - Will be expecting a follow up  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A jail house story 0
User avatar #4 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
What type of follow up? like his trial?
#5 - telfyr (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #6 - soldieroffortunemp (07/11/2014) [-]
It maybe awhile we have had a guy in our jail who has been there for 28 months and his trial was suspended for another 3, and they won't tell him or us why.
User avatar #15 - valyn (07/11/2014) [-]
where are you? That's seven fucking kinds of illegal in the US, banned by the sixth ammendment
User avatar #21 - soldieroffortunemp (07/12/2014) [-]
The US. But the legal System in Montana is so fucking slow.
User avatar #22 - valyn (07/12/2014) [-]
Then if they have a half-decent lawyer, they A. walk and B. sue the piss out of the state, cause thats fucking ridiculous
#1 - wait doesn't cis mean straight while queer means gay...how the…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on ATTENTION ALL CIS +3
#3 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
No, you're confusing terms for sexuality and gender.

Cisgendered means you psychologically identify with your physical gender.
Eg, you have a penis, therefore you are a man.

Transgendered means you don't identify with your physical gender.
This can be a male in a female body.

Then there's gay and straight, which deals with attraction to a specific gender.
User avatar #2 - incognitoad (07/10/2014) [-]
Cis mean Comfortable In Skin. Meaning you are genetically a boy/girl, and you identify yourself as the gender you are genetically.
#4 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
I didn't know cis was an acronym, it's probably a backronym and not a true acronym. Seeing as how the term was coined long ago.
#107 - pretty much 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
#96 - surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always though…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning 0
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#92 - You never heard that word before?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning +2
User avatar #94 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it took me a minute to read it correctly and understand it.
I googled it just now, and holy shit it's an actual word.
#96 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always thought it was a made up word as well
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#88 - Guesstimates  [+] (18 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Definition of burning +4
User avatar #90 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Did you change your mind half way through a word?
I don't think it's a guess, 20 is almost 3,5 times larger than 6.
Also there is no way in hell your computer boots in 6 seconds.
Maybe he doesn't know you can put computer to sleep/hibernation, and when he turns it on while it's hibernating it takes 6 seconds, but when he starts it up it takes 20 seconds, therefor such a big time window.
#112 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
Sometimes it takes 20 seconds because I need to turn on my monitor.
Sometimes it just takes 20 seconds.
With MSI fast boot I get 4 to 5 seconds
User avatar #113 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Are you saying your monitor takes 20 sec's to turn on?
Also what are your CPU, RAM and windows HDD/SSD speeds?
#116 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
Specs:
AMD Athlon X4 750k
8GB HyperX Beast 2400mhz (Because of restrictions, only 1600mhz)
MSi a88x-g43
Nvidia ASUS GeForce GTX 750Ti
1TB WD HDD
Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit

And yes, my monitor is slow to boot for some reason. And no, it doesn't take 20 seconds alone. I just happen to turn on my computer but forget the monitor sometimes, which is why it takes 20 seconds to see the Windows desktop.
User avatar #121 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Boot time is how long it takes for your windows to load in RAM, not how long it takes you to see the desktop (basicly the same, unless your monitor is off).
Also with those specs it's impossible to get a boot time as fast as you claim, especialy without an SSD. I myself have had an SSD for quite a long time, not really fast, since it's a couple of years old, but it's still at least 2,5 times faster than your HDD, and it takes me longer than 6 sec's to boot.
#122 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
I guess you are just a noob
User avatar #123 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Did you mean "I guesstimate"?
#125 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #127 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well you should have.
#128 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm detecting large numbers of guesstimated fagginess from your post
User avatar #131 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
It's probably coming from a guy that keeps replying to them.
#136 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
jesus christ shut the fuck up already for fucks sake i'm guesstimating you don't have any friends you fucking faggot
#140 - trulydeath (07/10/2014) [-]
[X] Told
[X] Really Told
[X] No Country for Told Men
[X] Knights of the Told Republic
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] Told Spice
[X] Stone-Told Steve Austin
[X] Toldman Sachs
[X] Leo Toldstoy
[X] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Toldstone Creamery
[X] Told Town Canoes and Kayaks
[X] Toldplay
[X] Told English
[X] Told Navy
[X] Told Dominion
[X] Ahhhhntold Schwarzenegger
#92 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
You never heard that word before?
User avatar #94 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it took me a minute to read it correctly and understand it.
I googled it just now, and holy shit it's an actual word.
#96 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
surprised me when it showed up in spell check, i always thought it was a made up word as well
User avatar #100 - fjanony (07/10/2014) [-]
Well according to the Oxfor and US dictionary it's been a word since 1940's, I guess a need of combining Guess and estimate arrised in WWII.
But what's the point of it tho, I mean Guess = uncertanty, estimate = uncertanty + fact, know = fact, so [Guesstimate = uncertanty + (uncertanty + fact)] or am I not getting this?
#107 - telfyr (07/10/2014) [-]
pretty much
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Life +5
#63 - assassindash (07/11/2014) [-]
**assassindash rolled image**
Cause a horse dick is a LOT harder to see.

#1 - But you turned black, what horrible side-effects 07/09/2014 on I got ripped in 4 weeks. 0
#65 - It had no effect, ghost type ***** 07/09/2014 on Shadow Ball! 0
#63 - But hoarding is the way to go, you never know when you might n… 07/08/2014 on Every RPG or Open World... +8
#53 - *HARMFUL radiation, radiation is everywhere 07/03/2014 on some awesome 0
#37 - With all the extra power I bet I could do more 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... +12
#35 - (I know its not you I'm just making a comment) 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... 0
#34 - Only 405? I'm 17 5'11 195 lbs and can 1rm deadlift 495 (5 plat…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on The new Super Smash Bros... -9
User avatar #61 - mrblueftw (07/04/2014) [-]
but have you done over 300 raids on al-qaeda and quickscoped my mom.
#58 - rustytrombones (07/04/2014) [-]
You may be able to do that, but can you legally sign up for funnyjunk?
User avatar #55 - calawesome (07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but you're also a fag.
User avatar #36 - SylverSlayer (07/03/2014) [-]
Aah, but can you do it in a pikachu lifting suit
#37 - telfyr (07/03/2014) [-]
With all the extra power I bet I could do more
#35 - telfyr (07/03/2014) [-]
(I know its not you I'm just making a comment)
#83 - Answer the question, I know you're online 07/03/2014 on DEA 0
#163 - Fat is completely fine if you exercise regularly (to a certain… 07/02/2014 on Now that he's thi 0
#22 - Ok guys I have to admit, that one was good 06/29/2014 on Shit is cash 0
#30 - Look at his account level and try to convince me he is going a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Deadpool in his finest form 0
#64 - gohex (06/29/2014) [-]
I think he is but the FJ community is doing a great job of stopping him getting them.
User avatar #68 - imabeagoodguy (06/29/2014) [-]
Nah I'm pretty sure he gave up on that. He just wants attention. Which you're giving him. Stahp.
#47 - Aren't you supposed to be dead or something? You should work on that 06/29/2014 on Be careful online 0
#5 - you can get mixed ones too 06/27/2014 on So I heard y'all like... 0
#3 - Click and drag to see which one you get!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on So I heard y'all like... +2
#7 - vampyrate (06/27/2014) [-]
**vampyrate rolled image** Jolteon, fuck yeah.
User avatar #6 - platinuminfernape (06/27/2014) [-]
FUCK flareon
#5 - telfyr (06/27/2014) [-]
you can get mixed ones too
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