telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:1/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#16007
Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
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Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Times Content Favorited:29 times
Total Comments Made:1452
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#97 - No I'd say they're about right 04/13/2013 on normal 2sday 0
#79 - At first i was like why the **** is this on front…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on DJ 4DM1N, hand over the site. +4
User avatar #80 - nyxie (04/13/2013) [-]
Holy frick, same. FJ always does this to me.
#191 - Well if you play the remakes (fire red/leafgreen) charmander l… 04/09/2013 on Inhibitions 0
#53 - But bees already is plural... 04/09/2013 on I'm a fucking goose! +3
#614 - Comment deleted 04/07/2013 on Username update 0
#262 - Yes and it was whales i believe  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on 42 +1
User avatar #286 - lateday (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. That too. Wasn't that when Stephen Colbert interviewed him?
#14 - i'll admit i thought the same thing at first, then i noticed t… 04/04/2013 on TWD 0
#20 - Adding this to my bucket list 04/04/2013 on pirates +3
#323 - that shop looks like something i could do in ms paint... 03/30/2013 on FRONT PAGE HERE I COME 0
#45 - you mean bipolar?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on YouTube Comment +1
User avatar #84 - zombiestookmybike (03/30/2013) [-]
bipolar isn't split personality either.
User avatar #83 - fishratsas (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I need to read up on things more often.
#13 - use stat increasing moves with another pokemon, baton pass to … 03/28/2013 on Magikarp 0
#124 - go watch a few youtube videos and you'll understand 03/27/2013 on The Hills are Alive 0
#120 - pretty sure the movie is called "Weird science"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#178 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
sorry bro. not weird science. the woman in weird science is more milfy
#379 - please go to funnyjunk to view this image, am i being troll ed? 03/12/2013 on Nope. 0
#1 - Sandman 03/11/2013 on Until the ocean cums +2
#8 - thats the ******* from powerrangers 03/02/2013 on Pontius Logic +3
#44 - wait what...my life is a lie  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Title 0
#45 - sirbrentcoe (03/01/2013) [-]
the female urethra is about the same size as the male urethra. a large pin hole. the vagina is where you put your penis for superhappyfuntime. the urethra is where urine comes from. i hope this was informative.
#66 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
>For superhappyfuntime
Made my night.

But wouldn't a small as fuck cork work?
User avatar #83 - burdenedsoul (03/01/2013) [-]
yeah, but finding the urethra while the bitch is squirming is the hard part
#86 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
Wasn't it about preventing you from peeing when you take a shit?

I don't think a guy would be asking someone else to put a clothespin on his dick, so I assume a girl would do it herself too.

This is the most important conversation of my life.
#140 - hashtag is used in the original proper non-cancerous way....co… 02/25/2013 on Priorities 0
#1 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Anyone? 0
#16 - ms paint  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on How to get girls: 0
User avatar #17 - sparkleass (02/25/2013) [-]
That's what I tried using /: I couldn't get the cropped cash to paste over to the bed pic correctly. Like I said I have no skills with editing
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
get GIMP, its like free photoshop, dont thank me, just pay it forward to some other ms paint peasant.
#42 - so not even 7 years yet but its still closer to 8? mind=blown 02/25/2013 on YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. 0
#61 - most emulators are unavailable any other way, as they are disc… 02/25/2013 on old school pirate +1
#4 - I keep trying to say that. Mom just won't listen.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on it's science bitch +102
#34 - SgtBaha (02/24/2013) [-]
#42 - Serana is best follower 02/24/2013 on Skyrim Cosplay +2
#30 - or...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on Small PhotoShop Comp +5
#33 - bottleofrum (02/23/2013) [-]
or..
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