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telfyr

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19414
Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
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Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:1443
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#45 - you mean bipolar?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on YouTube Comment +1
User avatar #84 - zombiestookmybike (03/30/2013) [-]
bipolar isn't split personality either.
User avatar #83 - fishratsas (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I need to read up on things more often.
#13 - use stat increasing moves with another pokemon, baton pass to … 03/28/2013 on Magikarp 0
#124 - go watch a few youtube videos and you'll understand 03/27/2013 on The Hills are Alive 0
#120 - pretty sure the movie is called "Weird science"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#178 - anonymous (03/23/2013) [-]
sorry bro. not weird science. the woman in weird science is more milfy
#379 - please go to funnyjunk to view this image, am i being troll ed? 03/12/2013 on Nope. 0
#1 - Sandman 03/11/2013 on Until the ocean cums +2
#8 - thats the ******* from powerrangers 03/02/2013 on Pontius Logic +3
#44 - wait what...my life is a lie  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Title 0
#45 - sirbrentcoe (03/01/2013) [-]
the female urethra is about the same size as the male urethra. a large pin hole. the vagina is where you put your penis for superhappyfuntime. the urethra is where urine comes from. i hope this was informative.
#66 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
>For superhappyfuntime
Made my night.

But wouldn't a small as fuck cork work?
User avatar #83 - burdenedsoul (03/01/2013) [-]
yeah, but finding the urethra while the bitch is squirming is the hard part
#86 - fractalius (03/01/2013) [-]
Wasn't it about preventing you from peeing when you take a shit?

I don't think a guy would be asking someone else to put a clothespin on his dick, so I assume a girl would do it herself too.

This is the most important conversation of my life.
#140 - hashtag is used in the original proper non-cancerous way....co… 02/25/2013 on Priorities 0
#1 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Anyone? 0
#16 - ms paint  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on How to get girls: 0
User avatar #17 - sparkleass (02/25/2013) [-]
That's what I tried using /: I couldn't get the cropped cash to paste over to the bed pic correctly. Like I said I have no skills with editing
#21 - anonymous (02/25/2013) [-]
get GIMP, its like free photoshop, dont thank me, just pay it forward to some other ms paint peasant.
#42 - so not even 7 years yet but its still closer to 8? mind=blown 02/25/2013 on YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. 0
#61 - most emulators are unavailable any other way, as they are disc… 02/25/2013 on old school pirate +1
#4 - I keep trying to say that. Mom just won't listen.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on it's science bitch +102
#34 - SgtBaha (02/24/2013) [-]
#42 - Serana is best follower 02/24/2013 on Skyrim Cosplay +2
#30 - or...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2013 on Small PhotoShop Comp +5
#33 - bottleofrum (02/23/2013) [-]
or..
#73 - a joke that you explain is not funny anymore 02/23/2013 on Tumblr (3) 0
#5 - people that you would want to do this to 02/21/2013 on Shutdown +9
#12 - **telfyr rolls 15** 02/21/2013 on It will make you stronger 0
#29 - That's not a very impressive feat... 02/20/2013 on Flip my Trigger 0
#115 - they start out as tiny little balls then you add water and the… 02/19/2013 on Trippy Science! 0
#112 - well they are mostly the same medium its just the balls have s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2013 on Trippy Science! 0
User avatar #114 - cleanslate (02/19/2013) [-]
wait, the balls are made of cornstarch on the outside, then the inside is water?
#115 - telfyr (02/19/2013) [-]
they start out as tiny little balls then you add water and they suck it up to become those
#55 - he was in the passenger seat... 02/16/2013 on Freaking me out man! +62
#73 - so just because the units of time weren't linear in this post …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Typical libs 0
User avatar #75 - bramdk (02/14/2013) [-]
i... i just explained why i dont bother explaining why i disagree about the argument that the government is going dictatory and you all need guns to fend yourselfs off is shitty

you know what
fine

ok lemme sketch this out for you and correct me if im wrong
american funnyjunkers praise american soldiers for being so brave and shit
american government turns into a dictatorship(somehow)
now this can split into 2 things
the dictatorship gets shot immidiatly by those brave nice soldiers
or the soldiers turn out to be dicks and side with the goverment in shooting the civilians
or to add some comic relief to this
obama runs out of the white house with a rocket launcher and starts shooting people

all of those sound pretty stupid to me
User avatar #125 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
If soldiers shoot the government, no problem. If the soldiers shoot the civilians, why should they just bend over? They may be under-equipped because "shall not be infringed" was infringed upon, but they're seriously out-numbered. Besides, remember Vietnam? The Middle-East? Our side was technically superior, but those were some tenacious little buggers. And if Obama did things himself... He'd be one badass motherfucker in my books.
User avatar #130 - bramdk (02/15/2013) [-]
ok
im out. everyone is replieing to me saying that im wrong and then saying the exact same thing im trying to explain:
the goverment will not go dictatorshit becaues
-their military wont shoot their own people
-it would be a pretty shit considering the number of people in america
User avatar #132 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Hey, I make those points myself. You just didn't communicate them very well.
User avatar #135 - bramdk (02/15/2013) [-]
sorry. like i said 1 am here...
you know what talking to you was pretty good, thanks.
im going to sleep now :V
User avatar #137 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Do so. It clears your head.
#12 - too much sex? can not comprehend... 02/13/2013 on My life in a nutshell +3
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