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#33 - guys just have to pay $10 max for their swimsuit and it consis… 09/12/2012 on Priceless 0
#5 - I named him silver...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Oh pokemon 0
User avatar #6 - ningyoaijin (09/11/2012) [-]
As did I... Though one time in Silver I called him Gold, because I sometimes name the protagonist after the version...
#2 - i was going to post that... 09/11/2012 on My new favorite GIF 0
#19 - wouldn't stark make a better computers and house biology (or b… 09/11/2012 on Welcome to School 0
#12 - i almost believed you for a second 09/11/2012 on Small mind f-ck 0
#442 - That is the stupidest thing ever yet it is still fucking awesome  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Things to confront zombies... +1
#443 - VaultTechy (09/10/2012) [-]
#439 - except for the fact it doesn't have a clip so you would have t… 09/10/2012 on Things to confront zombies... +1
#188 - No, it is do as i want you to do, not as i say nor as i do. 09/10/2012 on Parents Logic +1
#18 - Shhhhh... You'll offend the cactus birthing cows 09/09/2012 on auto-tune! it burns us! +14
#90 - Where would the bullets go? There's no magazine as far as i ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2012 on Things to confront zombies... +6
#103 - DangerToManifold (09/09/2012) [-]
not to mention they used a gun which is predominantly .50AE which are long as fuck bullets, even with the .44 and .357 the grip on the IMI is still pretty thick
User avatar #94 - mitchellking (09/09/2012) [-]
Maybe you have to put each bullet in the chamber after every shot
#77 - definitely relevant  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Christmas just came early +1
User avatar #79 - venompwns (09/08/2012) [-]
Yep.
#524 - I have darth mother fucking vader, Bruce willis and Nancy Botwin 09/08/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse Game: Who... 0
#37 - Looks alot like this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on So much Yes -3
#76 - N. Korean citizen (09/08/2012) [-]
That was my first thought aswell...
#18 - I want to ride my bicycle 09/07/2012 on bike sphere 0
#19 - do not even try to claim you would not be thrilled having that…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on Underaged +6
#21 - denbaby (09/03/2012) [-]
#23 - well you can be born gay , but the far majority is psychological  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2012 on I didn't see anything about... -1
User avatar #28 - deadfeds (09/03/2012) [-]
I think of it as a fetish. We are told what the norm is, men like women and women like men. Just like someone likes feet, or someone really likes ass, some people like men, or women. Its a fetish. Nothing wrong with it, just not understandable by someone without that fetish. So yes it is psychological. Born with it? No, you just realized early on.
#52 - pretty sure it was to match the ium format of other elements (… 09/03/2012 on Scumbaggery +1
#1 - I think you accidentally your sentence 09/02/2012 on Be My Guest 0
#154 - true but the point i'm trying to make is we don't know who is … 09/01/2012 on Boy, That Escalated Quickly 0
#135 - on the topic of jesus...  [+] (9 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Boy, That Escalated Quickly +3
User avatar #147 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
You do realize that that is the most significant misinterpretation of Jesus. Formed from inaccurate and unprofessional information.
#171 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
Isn't Satan a trickster and wouldn't that be the greatest trick of all?



Or does it offend you too much on the inside or what you think to consider it?



Serious question.
User avatar #173 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
If he could pull that off, which he didn't, he wouldn't of failed in taking God's throne.
#175 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
But why would he want to? Wouldn't he just be doing a metaphorical slap in God's face by taking all his followers into hell? If he's still continuing today I'm sure he's happy with what he's doing.
User avatar #177 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
First of all, Satan wasn't Jesus. That entire image is misinterpreted and twisted bullshit. Why would he want to? How do you think Satan became The Devil? He was thrown out along with a third of all angels (the third that helped him) when he tried to take God's throne.
#183 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
The picture wasn't talking about interpreting the Bible but rather interpreting the idea of Satan and Jesus, after all, religion is just an idea people believe.

And it was to herd people with promises of redemption and paradise, even for those shitheads who do a lot of stupid crap during the week and go to Church on Sunday just to feel clean and pure.

It's all the promises and things that seem too good to be true, and Satan could easily exploit this to the masses of the world were it true.
User avatar #189 - severepwner (09/01/2012) [-]
You say it like you know Heaven and Hell don't exist. But the child that fears hell lives in all of us, remember that.
#195 - Visual (09/01/2012) [-]
Uh, why would I be afraid of something I don't actually believe exists? Even as a child I was never afraid of hell because it all sounded too cheesy to me.

Everyone is different, bro, not everyone fears the belief you fear in so much.

In fact, if God was such a cruel bastard to us on Earth, why should we kiss his ass at Church every Sunday? Why should we get into Heaven based on how much we kissed his ass and not by how we actually lived our lives?



Why should a community-servicing, blood donating, adopting, atheist go to hell while a drunken drug addict who beats children and women be able to get into Heaven by kissing a Priest's ass at a Church?



It's all too good to be true and even if it was, it's a stupid concept to follow.
#154 - telfyr (09/01/2012) [-]
true but the point i'm trying to make is we don't know who is right, and we won't know until we die, there may or may not be a heaven/hell, or we may be reincarnated as another being, or any other religion's beliefs.
#209 - And how would you possibly know who i am 09/01/2012 on Skyrim 0
#204 - What? 09/01/2012 on Skyrim 0
#199 - ok, i'll try this your way: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? WHAT… 09/01/2012 on Skyrim 0
#193 - minimal troll ing 09/01/2012 on Skyrim -1
#190 - well by your logic ebony swords are wood, not the strongest ma… 09/01/2012 on Skyrim 0
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