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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/28/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#6791
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#24 - ******* genius, should say Brute because i think … 08/06/2013 on Two Headmasters +2
#46 - my cousin had a dog kennel we played in it all the time when w… 07/30/2013 on Parents. 0
#76 - Pretty sure he just wasn't smart enough to understand that you…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Rumble strips +1
#89 - fagsgtfo (08/01/2013) [-]
first off, you don't know me,so stop assuming shit. the date is in content so why the fuck should he use google?


tl;dr don't call people stupid if you're no einstein yourself
#79 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#107 - Who am i to disagree 07/29/2013 on 3=D +1
#59 - Is that a homemade pipe made from a N64 con troll er? 07/29/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 2 +2
#35 - That explains his uncanny similarity to Hank Green 07/26/2013 on Are you an octopus? +1
#55 - kind of ****** up, i mean who gives a **** 07/25/2013 on Do you always have to be -1
#33 - Battlemage all the way 07/23/2013 on Silly Dovahkiin +18
#137 - am i the only one that thought of Gabe?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to... -4
#140 - sexymeme (07/23/2013) [-]
#64 - The point is he didn't date her then she got fat 07/23/2013 on BIIIIIIIIIITCH +1
#195 - is that flareon....9/10 would **** 07/21/2013 on I immediately regret this 0
#7145 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +9
#7155 - Dactyl Comment deleted by telfyr
#139 - Well how the **** are you supposed to know if she…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Psycho Hose Beast +1
User avatar #140 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump a girl after dating for 2 years and she comes back she is for sure psycho.
#146 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
For example, my ex girlfriend and i really never got over each other so i told her to burn everything and get rid of everything because it just wasn't going to work out ever, sex was great but that was it. So a year passes and she calls me to check on how i am. She never forgot my phone number, i should've got it changed. But now that she's talking to me i have told her that i am her friend and nothing more because she is engaged. She persistently sends me pictures of herself in her undergarments and i tell her to stop. Why? Because i have other girls i could get that from who aren't getting married. Sure it interests me that she's hot, but she's fucking kungfubatniggashitwallabyfuckinscrewjob-crazy. I have not a single doubt she would stab herself if she didn't get her way if i even hinted that she could. Words of wisdom to you all,
Bitchs be dumb,
So don't catch second hand dumb.
#136 - Guys are simple creatures, if someone comes knocking on our do…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Psycho Hose Beast 0
User avatar #138 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
I have before. Never stick your dick in a psycho bitch.
It's like dipping into the sauce of evil.
#139 - telfyr (07/17/2013) [-]
Well how the fuck are you supposed to know if shes psycho?
User avatar #140 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump a girl after dating for 2 years and she comes back she is for sure psycho.
#146 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
For example, my ex girlfriend and i really never got over each other so i told her to burn everything and get rid of everything because it just wasn't going to work out ever, sex was great but that was it. So a year passes and she calls me to check on how i am. She never forgot my phone number, i should've got it changed. But now that she's talking to me i have told her that i am her friend and nothing more because she is engaged. She persistently sends me pictures of herself in her undergarments and i tell her to stop. Why? Because i have other girls i could get that from who aren't getting married. Sure it interests me that she's hot, but she's fucking kungfubatniggashitwallabyfuckinscrewjob-crazy. I have not a single doubt she would stab herself if she didn't get her way if i even hinted that she could. Words of wisdom to you all,
Bitchs be dumb,
So don't catch second hand dumb.
#39 - I don't speak english very well but this post is a ****… 07/17/2013 on Pimping Aint Easy +4
#187 - if a guy is screaming for help is he really so much of a threa… 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. +1
#122 - ive just seen it on **** one time, i never saved it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on true dat 0
User avatar #125 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
Google it is.
#116 - and now you're a full grown man  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on true dat +6
#144 - sweetellie (07/15/2013) [-]
With a huge cock, might I add.
#115 - it was ino using mind transfer jutsuu to masturbate with sakur…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on true dat 0
#121 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
link?
#122 - telfyr (07/15/2013) [-]
ive just seen it on nsfw one time, i never saved it
User avatar #125 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
Google it is.
#61 - You wouldn't happen to be the wagner in my 5 period honors geo… 07/13/2013 on That's fucking awesome 0
#48 - I prefer my phone with a GBA Emulator, pokemon all day everyday 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... 0
#108 - Anyone else think he had blades coming out of his arms?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Kong 0
User avatar #111 - guiguito (07/12/2013) [-]
nah
#136 - comment number 9 07/12/2013 on Share a Shooting GIF -1
#48 - You do realize alot of disneys movies were made before you wer…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on see description -2
User avatar #49 - bkceallaigh (07/12/2013) [-]
Do you realize that Snow White was made in 1937, and The Jungle Book in 1967. That's 30 years of profit right there. You don't think they could have been at least a little bit original? The quality isn't missing. It's the baseline. Sure, no one really noticed. But now that you know the kept on using old movies for new ones, doesn't it make you a little bit flustered? Use some original art. That's what people pay for. I KNOW I paid 20$ for it on VHS. Imagine all of the people that have the same thing in their homes? How much money that is?
#210 - Ok, on a scale from 1 to over 9000, how many ***** …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Future Astronaut +8
User avatar #211 - vanoreo (07/12/2013) [-]
0
User avatar #249 - secretswedenman (07/12/2013) [-]
"how many fucks do you not give?"
"0"
Bravo
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