Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

telfyr

Rank #19533 on Comments
no avatar Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Online
Send mail to telfyr Block telfyr Invite telfyr to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#19533
Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
Content Thumbs: 1228 total,  1738 ,  510
Comment Thumbs: 3599 total,  4343 ,  744
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:73106
Times Content Favorited:29 times
Total Comments Made:1445
FJ Points:4830

latest user's comments

#38 - Tl;r? Muscles  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2013 on He is worse than the stock... -1
User avatar #52 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I think it's about your height and what that extra weight is.
A short and tall person can weight the same but the short guy will either look fatter or buffer depending on what that extra weight is.
I think what matters in the end is if you're at a healthy weight and not gorging yourself with junkfood or starving yourself(though people used to large meals will tend to feel hungrier once they shrink start eating proper serving sizes).
#36 - Well Christian bale weighed 198.4 pounds, i'm pretty sure you …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on He is worse than the stock... -1
#38 - telfyr (08/25/2013) [-]
Tl;r? Muscles
User avatar #52 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I think it's about your height and what that extra weight is.
A short and tall person can weight the same but the short guy will either look fatter or buffer depending on what that extra weight is.
I think what matters in the end is if you're at a healthy weight and not gorging yourself with junkfood or starving yourself(though people used to large meals will tend to feel hungrier once they shrink start eating proper serving sizes).
#33 - I can think of a good excuse to be over 200 pounds  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2013 on He is worse than the stock... -3
User avatar #35 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Glandular problem?
Still not impossible if you watch yourself.
#36 - telfyr (08/25/2013) [-]
Well Christian bale weighed 198.4 pounds, i'm pretty sure you could still get a little more muscular, or even just some fat, and still be damn good, i mean if he looked like that at barely under 200 i'm pretty sure you would still be pretty healthy weighing a few pounds more
#38 - telfyr (08/25/2013) [-]
Tl;r? Muscles
User avatar #52 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I think it's about your height and what that extra weight is.
A short and tall person can weight the same but the short guy will either look fatter or buffer depending on what that extra weight is.
I think what matters in the end is if you're at a healthy weight and not gorging yourself with junkfood or starving yourself(though people used to large meals will tend to feel hungrier once they shrink start eating proper serving sizes).
#20 - It makes sense and explains why he has no nipples, what's your…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2013 on How to get sixpack in few... +2
#52 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
he does, you can see a small part of it
User avatar #21 - supermunchkin (08/22/2013) [-]
well the abs look real and not some fake plastic thing cause theyd look way more cut and i can do the same thing with my stomach but not to such a far extent and also what thenewnuggubler said, but honestly im not even 100% sure so yeah sorry if im wrong and look like an idiot
#16 - It's a rubber suit filled with air that is rapidly deflated  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2013 on How to get sixpack in few... -14
User avatar #19 - supermunchkin (08/22/2013) [-]
dumbest thing iv read in a while
#20 - telfyr (08/22/2013) [-]
It makes sense and explains why he has no nipples, what's your explanation?
#52 - anonymous (08/22/2013) [-]
he does, you can see a small part of it
User avatar #21 - supermunchkin (08/22/2013) [-]
well the abs look real and not some fake plastic thing cause theyd look way more cut and i can do the same thing with my stomach but not to such a far extent and also what thenewnuggubler said, but honestly im not even 100% sure so yeah sorry if im wrong and look like an idiot
User avatar #18 - trolllikeaboss (08/22/2013) [-]
no, you dumb shit. This is the product of insulin and HGH abuse. Your organs grow and swell.
#25 - camthepedobear (08/22/2013) [-]
No it's not, he's just expanding his abdominal muscles by pushing them out.

You people are fucking retarded.
#4 - the explosion looks like a boob 08/13/2013 on shockwave 0
#31 - Why would everything try to kill him?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Arnold 0
#34 - spazone (08/09/2013) [-]
He's thinking about Australia
#74 - articulate (08/09/2013) [-]
Wow. Even with the picture and "rad" while replying to "radtroll" no one knew that I was joking? Sigh.
#77 - newhinji (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Did the same, but no one understood.... take my thumb
#35 - It's Monty Python, don't question it 08/09/2013 on Money could solve at least... 0
#163 - I watched earlier, i could not tell if he was being sarcastic or not 08/09/2013 on Cancering it up +1
#211 - I'm pretty sure there are cats 10 times bigger than ragdolls 08/08/2013 on You are subscribed to cat... 0
#71 - What about Vodkanada (Russia)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Sorry +2
User avatar #86 - newsuperyoshi (08/07/2013) [-]
Drunk Canada.
#59 - Bewbs 08/06/2013 on Brain twist +7
#24 - ******* genius, should say Brute because i think … 08/06/2013 on Two Headmasters +2
#46 - my cousin had a dog kennel we played in it all the time when w… 07/30/2013 on Parents. 0
#76 - Pretty sure he just wasn't smart enough to understand that you…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Rumble strips +1
#89 - fagsgtfo (08/01/2013) [-]
first off, you don't know me,so stop assuming shit. the date is in content so why the fuck should he use google?


tl;dr don't call people stupid if you're no einstein yourself
#79 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#107 - Who am i to disagree 07/29/2013 on 3=D +1
#59 - Is that a homemade pipe made from a N64 con troll er? 07/29/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 2 +2
#35 - That explains his uncanny similarity to Hank Green 07/26/2013 on Are you an octopus? +1
#55 - kind of ****** up, i mean who gives a **** 07/25/2013 on Do you always have to be -1
#33 - Battlemage all the way 07/23/2013 on Silly Dovahkiin +18
#137 - am i the only one that thought of Gabe?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to... -4
#140 - sexymeme (07/23/2013) [-]
#64 - The point is he didn't date her then she got fat 07/23/2013 on BIIIIIIIIIITCH +1
#195 - is that flareon....9/10 would **** 07/21/2013 on I immediately regret this 0
#7145 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +9
#7155 - Dactyl Comment deleted by telfyr
#139 - Well how the **** are you supposed to know if she…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Psycho Hose Beast +1
User avatar #140 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump a girl after dating for 2 years and she comes back she is for sure psycho.
#146 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
For example, my ex girlfriend and i really never got over each other so i told her to burn everything and get rid of everything because it just wasn't going to work out ever, sex was great but that was it. So a year passes and she calls me to check on how i am. She never forgot my phone number, i should've got it changed. But now that she's talking to me i have told her that i am her friend and nothing more because she is engaged. She persistently sends me pictures of herself in her undergarments and i tell her to stop. Why? Because i have other girls i could get that from who aren't getting married. Sure it interests me that she's hot, but she's fucking kungfubatniggashitwallabyfuckinscrewjob-crazy. I have not a single doubt she would stab herself if she didn't get her way if i even hinted that she could. Words of wisdom to you all,
Bitchs be dumb,
So don't catch second hand dumb.
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1500

Comments(0):

 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)