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#44 - No chest? Real men worship the almighty chest workout  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Lost weight 0
User avatar #51 - trollwoopnazi (11/21/2013) [-]
trying to lose weight just been told that its good to build arm muscle because its hard to gain initially
#54 - telfyr (11/22/2013) [-]
I go legs on Monday, chest and triceps on Tuesday, back on Wednesday, shoulders on Thursday and biceps on friday, finishing each work out with either abs or cardio, sometimes both
User avatar #57 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
does mixing cardio and lifting actually help lose weight? how can you gain and lose mass simultaneously?
#58 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, do a mix when you cut.

You want to lose fat and gain muscle. It's not necessarily about weight, weight is misleading. And your workout plan is flawed, like telfyr says. don't just do arms, it'll make you disproportionate and everyone is different. My arms got huge quickly, but I have trouble building chest. Even though I got my bench press up to 205 (finally), you can't see much size gain in my chest. We will see how things go over the next few months. Everyone is different. My split is the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger split:

Monday/Thursday - Chest and back
Tues/Friday - Arms and Shoulders
Wednesday/Saturday - Legs
Sunday - rest (I'll do the P90x yoga once in a while).

Also, don't "eat very little," eat right. go here iifym.com/ to figure out how to eat to cut fat or gain muscle.
User avatar #59 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
This has been a big help. I will definetely use this. Thank you
User avatar #62 - TehNinjaOkina (12/06/2013) [-]
Also get your diet under control. Being proud of "eating very little" is a red flag. If you eat too little calories your body goes into starvation mode which makes it hold onto your fat.
User avatar #60 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
anytime, my friend. It's a much easier struggle when you have people and resources backing you.

If you have instagram, follow pages like aestheticsarmy and instagrambodybuilding. There's also something like amazing transformations that posts people's before and after photos. Pretty motivating. On facebook, Gym Memes also has some pretty inspirational stuff (when it's not making fun of the general bodybuilding culture as a whole). Kids that had cancer, MS, serious accidents, and then went on to change themselves and get ripped. Good stuff right there.
#36 - I taught my greninja in y surf, waterfall, strength and cut  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on I have to confess 0
#50 - xtremedeath (11/21/2013) [-]
You're a monster
#72 - Spoilers, since when is he a quincy? i really need to catch up  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Get yo shit together for... 0
User avatar #117 - Kyag (11/21/2013) [-]
Apparently his mom was a quincy. And Zangetsu wasn't his real zanpaktou, but a reincarnation of an old quincy who was keeping him back from his real soul reaper powers all that time.
User avatar #214 - garaichu (11/21/2013) [-]
Because he needed even more power limiters.

Kidding, but seriously, he just breaks boundary after fucking boundary on power.
#159 - That was around thanks giving time when we got all that snow t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Snowed in today +1
User avatar #160 - hektoroftroy (11/17/2013) [-]
Well 2 years ago it snowed in January
But 4 years ago it snowed in November and there was snow on the ground on thanksgiving, and then it snowed again in December and made my winter break an extra week longer.
#10 - I don't know the tune to that song I don't want to  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on 8/10 +1
#25 - blunted (11/15/2013) [-]
lucky bastard or it would be stuck in your head too.
#174 - Because pokemon has games with complex equations and **… 11/14/2013 on Pokemon should really exist -2
#102 - F! 11/14/2013 on Much pass +9
#230 - It's more like "This car isn't worth the price, so i'll j…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The Few, the Beloved 0
User avatar #262 - damping (11/15/2013) [-]
By stealing a car you are reducing its value, and devaluing the work the engineers and designers have put on it. If you copying something an infinite amount of times it becomes worthless. You are stealing their intellectual property, which is defined as stealing. You are a thief in denial
#3 - sorry man, bottom left corner 11/14/2013 on whenever a gifs loads slowly +1
#96 - oh yeah, thats true 11/07/2013 on Try it bitch 0
#90 - pretty sure there was, just wasn't a split between special att…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Try it bitch +1
#94 - dontread (11/07/2013) [-]
i thought he was talking about the type classes you know how like hyper beam was a physical move back then making it OP on dragonite.
#96 - telfyr (11/07/2013) [-]
oh yeah, thats true
#61 - the one number that will get stuck in your head for hours afte… 11/07/2013 on People on Facebook 0
#54 - that would be awesome. "Shakespeare was a historical figu… 11/07/2013 on MMM Sprite... 0
#12 - except psydyck has cloudnine, which makes rain useless (why?) 10/24/2013 on Electrode is confused! 0
#28 - $50 for jeans? Do you know how many outfits i can buy with $50? 10/19/2013 on surprised at dat price +4
#13 - i thought max or what ever his name was did emergency cpr and …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Love +1
User avatar #36 - breaken (10/17/2013) [-]
He did in her mind and what we saw, after that and when they got the money is when the book started.
#128 - Beans and rice is one of the cheapest, healthiest food combina… 10/14/2013 on Porn is like McDonald's 0
#13 - switching language will be useful since i'm trying to learn spanish 10/11/2013 on HM 01 +3
#18 - though he rolls on every content so i guess it really isn't a … 10/09/2013 on Enjoy 0
#17 - if he faked it doesn't that make it an even greater feat since…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Enjoy 0
#18 - telfyr (10/09/2013) [-]
though he rolls on every content so i guess it really isn't a feat at all
#191 - It's an interesting story, a man adopts children, mutilates th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on read desc. 0
User avatar #196 - xdeathspawnx (10/09/2013) [-]
It makes me want to throw up. I heard that he sometimes will cut off their limbs and replace them with metal bars and shit like that, and that he will cut out their jaws, teeth, and throats and replace them with tubing so that they can't close their mouths. One of my friends also told me about a video where these guys break into a families house, rape and kill the 6 year old daughter, and then make the dad rape his dead daughter before killing him. <--- put that into spoiler just for the people who don't want to hear about messed up stuff.
#8 - Time travel to the past would imply that the future is set in …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Breif History of Rhyme -2
User avatar #25 - cormy (09/25/2013) [-]
Except if there are different time lines. Going back in time always creates a new one, there is one timeline where you disappear and are never heard from again (Unless you have a way of returning), and the other where you've influenced things to change, possibly stopping your other self from going back in time.
#84 - "A newt?" 09/25/2013 on Monty Python Facts +2
#131 - burn them and buy new copies 09/24/2013 on Mac 0
#12 - i am not ashamed to admit that your room is still cleaner than mine 09/22/2013 on I love xkcd 7 - Mess 0
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