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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#31 - in the grass to the left of viridian, i prefer a nidoran with …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Mankey +12
User avatar #129 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/05/2013) [-]
that's only in Yellow, Firered or leafgreen
#125 - destroyerofcunt (12/05/2013) [-]
you cant in red/blue that's only in yellow
User avatar #58 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/04/2013) [-]
Mankey is only located there in yellow version though.
User avatar #32 - soule (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh, on the way to Indigo? Didn't know there were Mankeys there.
User avatar #36 - fomkin (12/04/2013) [-]
Red version only, I think.
#45 - sparkypotato (12/04/2013) [-]
Mankey's are found in both games its only Nidoran (Male) which is exclusive to FR.
#33 - telfyr (12/04/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #44 - crosknight (12/04/2013) [-]
yellow had em there also if i recall correctly
#10 - I'm taking one of my finals tomorrow, my teacher is giving it … 12/04/2013 on Every advance course 0
#1 - wut 11/29/2013 on Planet Battle 7 +7
#62 - I bought it back when it was 60, then i bought dawnguard for 20 11/29/2013 on Valve, you clever sonofabitch +1
#71 - Your point? 11/28/2013 on Bieber's party +1
#103 - its been a long time since i've seen it 11/28/2013 on teen titans 0
#19 - Plus it would be all girls  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Bieber's party +3
User avatar #44 - ljxjlos (11/28/2013) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #37 - bakakinji (11/28/2013) [-]
But they'd all be like 12
#71 - telfyr (11/28/2013) [-]
Your point?
#39 - How would effectively doubling the pool from which athletes co…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on I died on the inside from... 0
#41 - wizzerdofaus (11/28/2013) [-]
It's Chris Brown
#35 - He does it to that blonde chick though, not raven  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on teen titans +1
User avatar #102 - psykobear (11/28/2013) [-]
Cyborg is wit the blonde chick in the one I saw, and beast boy with Raven.
#103 - telfyr (11/28/2013) [-]
its been a long time since i've seen it
#105 - I wish these things would happen to me. I'm a smart ass that k…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #141 - hudis (11/26/2013) [-]
It's about the way it's phrased; it suggests that the reason is indeed that she is a woman, even if that wasn't the intended statement. Teachers can't read minds.
User avatar #233 - rumpelstilzchen (11/26/2013) [-]
Unless they are Asians.
#69 - wouldn't that be even better? instead of a dead dragon against… 11/26/2013 on K +2
#39 - Have you read the pokedex entries? some are just BS 11/24/2013 on Similarities 0
#4 - surprised this is still up with the recent crack down and mods… 11/24/2013 on tits or gtfo. i'll stay 0
#16 - Go to kitchen to refill my drink, forgot my cup in my room 11/23/2013 on the struggle +1
#48 - Thing is the citizens of america don't vote for president, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on bump that 0
User avatar #60 - theoriginaltyson (11/23/2013) [-]
A State's electoral college votes are based on who the population voted for
#54 - I go legs on Monday, chest and triceps on Tuesday, back on Wed…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Lost weight 0
User avatar #57 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
does mixing cardio and lifting actually help lose weight? how can you gain and lose mass simultaneously?
#58 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, do a mix when you cut.

You want to lose fat and gain muscle. It's not necessarily about weight, weight is misleading. And your workout plan is flawed, like telfyr says. don't just do arms, it'll make you disproportionate and everyone is different. My arms got huge quickly, but I have trouble building chest. Even though I got my bench press up to 205 (finally), you can't see much size gain in my chest. We will see how things go over the next few months. Everyone is different. My split is the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger split:

Monday/Thursday - Chest and back
Tues/Friday - Arms and Shoulders
Wednesday/Saturday - Legs
Sunday - rest (I'll do the P90x yoga once in a while).

Also, don't "eat very little," eat right. go here iifym.com/ to figure out how to eat to cut fat or gain muscle.
User avatar #59 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
This has been a big help. I will definetely use this. Thank you
User avatar #62 - TehNinjaOkina (12/06/2013) [-]
Also get your diet under control. Being proud of "eating very little" is a red flag. If you eat too little calories your body goes into starvation mode which makes it hold onto your fat.
User avatar #60 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
anytime, my friend. It's a much easier struggle when you have people and resources backing you.

If you have instagram, follow pages like aestheticsarmy and instagrambodybuilding. There's also something like amazing transformations that posts people's before and after photos. Pretty motivating. On facebook, Gym Memes also has some pretty inspirational stuff (when it's not making fun of the general bodybuilding culture as a whole). Kids that had cancer, MS, serious accidents, and then went on to change themselves and get ripped. Good stuff right there.
#44 - No chest? Real men worship the almighty chest workout  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Lost weight 0
User avatar #51 - trollwoopnazi (11/21/2013) [-]
trying to lose weight just been told that its good to build arm muscle because its hard to gain initially
#54 - telfyr (11/22/2013) [-]
I go legs on Monday, chest and triceps on Tuesday, back on Wednesday, shoulders on Thursday and biceps on friday, finishing each work out with either abs or cardio, sometimes both
User avatar #57 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
does mixing cardio and lifting actually help lose weight? how can you gain and lose mass simultaneously?
#58 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, do a mix when you cut.

You want to lose fat and gain muscle. It's not necessarily about weight, weight is misleading. And your workout plan is flawed, like telfyr says. don't just do arms, it'll make you disproportionate and everyone is different. My arms got huge quickly, but I have trouble building chest. Even though I got my bench press up to 205 (finally), you can't see much size gain in my chest. We will see how things go over the next few months. Everyone is different. My split is the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger split:

Monday/Thursday - Chest and back
Tues/Friday - Arms and Shoulders
Wednesday/Saturday - Legs
Sunday - rest (I'll do the P90x yoga once in a while).

Also, don't "eat very little," eat right. go here iifym.com/ to figure out how to eat to cut fat or gain muscle.
User avatar #59 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
This has been a big help. I will definetely use this. Thank you
User avatar #62 - TehNinjaOkina (12/06/2013) [-]
Also get your diet under control. Being proud of "eating very little" is a red flag. If you eat too little calories your body goes into starvation mode which makes it hold onto your fat.
User avatar #60 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
anytime, my friend. It's a much easier struggle when you have people and resources backing you.

If you have instagram, follow pages like aestheticsarmy and instagrambodybuilding. There's also something like amazing transformations that posts people's before and after photos. Pretty motivating. On facebook, Gym Memes also has some pretty inspirational stuff (when it's not making fun of the general bodybuilding culture as a whole). Kids that had cancer, MS, serious accidents, and then went on to change themselves and get ripped. Good stuff right there.
#36 - I taught my greninja in y surf, waterfall, strength and cut  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on I have to confess 0
#50 - xtremedeath (11/21/2013) [-]
You're a monster
#72 - Spoilers, since when is he a quincy? i really need to catch up  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Get yo shit together for... 0
User avatar #117 - Kyag (11/21/2013) [-]
Apparently his mom was a quincy. And Zangetsu wasn't his real zanpaktou, but a reincarnation of an old quincy who was keeping him back from his real soul reaper powers all that time.
User avatar #214 - garaichu (11/21/2013) [-]
Because he needed even more power limiters.

Kidding, but seriously, he just breaks boundary after fucking boundary on power.
#159 - That was around thanks giving time when we got all that snow t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Snowed in today +1
User avatar #160 - hektoroftroy (11/17/2013) [-]
Well 2 years ago it snowed in January
But 4 years ago it snowed in November and there was snow on the ground on thanksgiving, and then it snowed again in December and made my winter break an extra week longer.
#10 - I don't know the tune to that song I don't want to  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on 8/10 +1
#25 - blunted (11/15/2013) [-]
lucky bastard or it would be stuck in your head too.
#174 - Because pokemon has games with complex equations and **… 11/14/2013 on Pokemon should really exist -2
#102 - F! 11/14/2013 on Much pass +9
#230 - It's more like "This car isn't worth the price, so i'll j…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The Few, the Beloved 0
User avatar #262 - damping (11/15/2013) [-]
By stealing a car you are reducing its value, and devaluing the work the engineers and designers have put on it. If you copying something an infinite amount of times it becomes worthless. You are stealing their intellectual property, which is defined as stealing. You are a thief in denial
#3 - sorry man, bottom left corner 11/14/2013 on whenever a gifs loads slowly +1
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