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#73 - My logic goes like this, never insult people, only constructiv…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on Fat People 2 0
User avatar #183 - wanicochil (12/06/2013) [-]
Insulting them to get them encourages only works for certain people

Not everyone is the same, your insults might break down a person for pointing out their insecurities, others they might be "Hey he is right, I should change"

Everyone is different
#22 - That's the worst analogy (lol anal) I've ever heard. And yes, I am 5.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on i see what has been done in... -7
#25 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Trying too hard.
#46 - You are correct, but I'm pretty sure that it is so infinitely …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Impossibru +1
#88 - Sampsy (12/06/2013) [-]
The problem is everybody is not thinking about the problem correctly. Many of you are trying to think about what happens if the number of cycles is impossibly large, say 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. However this is no closer to infinity than 2 cycles is. Infinity has no end, it is not a set number so even if after an arbitrarily huge number of cycles where the event doesn't occur there are still infinite cycles to go where it can.
#59 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Actually there is an infinite symbol: 8 hue hue But seriously, infinity can be a bitch. If we assumed that it will actually happen with a probability of 100% it would mean that it will happen an inifite amount of times. But it will also not happen a few times. I'd like to explain it a bit better, but english isn't my first language. Also it's late here I should go to bed now.
#260 - Not little sister, i misread but still, who wouldn't steal a… 12/05/2013 on temar 0
#256 - Even if it was does that make a difference? Wouldn't you steal…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on temar 0
#260 - telfyr (12/05/2013) [-]
Not little sister, i misread but still, who wouldn't steal a bike to save someone
#170 - Hell i live in America and I can't do that (geography is not my thing) 12/05/2013 on 'Murricah vs. Yurope: Map... 0
#163 - I learned the same thing in physics 12/05/2013 on Body facts 0
#27 - A+ is pretty much a computer competency test, covering windows… 12/04/2013 on Job hunting +2
#33 - yep  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on Mankey +3
User avatar #44 - crosknight (12/04/2013) [-]
yellow had em there also if i recall correctly
#31 - in the grass to the left of viridian, i prefer a nidoran with …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Mankey +12
User avatar #129 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/05/2013) [-]
that's only in Yellow, Firered or leafgreen
#125 - destroyerofcunt (12/05/2013) [-]
you cant in red/blue that's only in yellow
User avatar #58 - tanisrapedmygoat (12/04/2013) [-]
Mankey is only located there in yellow version though.
User avatar #32 - soule (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh, on the way to Indigo? Didn't know there were Mankeys there.
User avatar #36 - fomkin (12/04/2013) [-]
Red version only, I think.
#45 - sparkypotato (12/04/2013) [-]
Mankey's are found in both games its only Nidoran (Male) which is exclusive to FR.
#33 - telfyr (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - crosknight (12/04/2013) [-]
yellow had em there also if i recall correctly
#10 - I'm taking one of my finals tomorrow, my teacher is giving it … 12/04/2013 on Every advance course 0
#1 - wut 11/29/2013 on Planet Battle 7 +7
#62 - I bought it back when it was 60, then i bought dawnguard for 20 11/29/2013 on Valve, you clever sonofabitch +1
#71 - Your point? 11/28/2013 on Bieber's party +1
#103 - its been a long time since i've seen it 11/28/2013 on teen titans 0
#19 - Plus it would be all girls  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2013 on Bieber's party +3
User avatar #44 - ljxjlos (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 - bakakinji (11/28/2013) [-]
But they'd all be like 12
#71 - telfyr (11/28/2013) [-]
Your point?
#39 - How would effectively doubling the pool from which athletes co…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2013 on I died on the inside from... 0
#41 - wizzerdofaus (11/28/2013) [-]
It's Chris Brown
#35 - He does it to that blonde chick though, not raven  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2013 on teen titans +1
User avatar #102 - psykobear (11/28/2013) [-]
Cyborg is wit the blonde chick in the one I saw, and beast boy with Raven.
#103 - telfyr (11/28/2013) [-]
its been a long time since i've seen it
#105 - I wish these things would happen to me. I'm a smart ass that k…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #141 - hudis (11/26/2013) [-]
It's about the way it's phrased; it suggests that the reason is indeed that she is a woman, even if that wasn't the intended statement. Teachers can't read minds.
User avatar #233 - rumpelstilzchen (11/26/2013) [-]
Unless they are Asians.
#69 - wouldn't that be even better? instead of a dead dragon against… 11/26/2013 on K +2
#39 - Have you read the pokedex entries? some are just BS 11/24/2013 on Similarities 0
#4 - surprised this is still up with the recent crack down and mods… 11/24/2013 on tits or gtfo. i'll stay 0
#16 - Go to kitchen to refill my drink, forgot my cup in my room 11/23/2013 on the struggle +1
#48 - Thing is the citizens of america don't vote for president, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on bump that 0
User avatar #60 - theoriginaltyson (11/23/2013) [-]
A State's electoral college votes are based on who the population voted for
#54 - I go legs on Monday, chest and triceps on Tuesday, back on Wed…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Lost weight 0
User avatar #57 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
does mixing cardio and lifting actually help lose weight? how can you gain and lose mass simultaneously?
#58 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
Yes, do a mix when you cut.

You want to lose fat and gain muscle. It's not necessarily about weight, weight is misleading. And your workout plan is flawed, like telfyr says. don't just do arms, it'll make you disproportionate and everyone is different. My arms got huge quickly, but I have trouble building chest. Even though I got my bench press up to 205 (finally), you can't see much size gain in my chest. We will see how things go over the next few months. Everyone is different. My split is the classic Arnold Schwarzenegger split:

Monday/Thursday - Chest and back
Tues/Friday - Arms and Shoulders
Wednesday/Saturday - Legs
Sunday - rest (I'll do the P90x yoga once in a while).

Also, don't "eat very little," eat right. go here iifym.com/ to figure out how to eat to cut fat or gain muscle.
User avatar #59 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
This has been a big help. I will definetely use this. Thank you
User avatar #62 - TehNinjaOkina (12/06/2013) [-]
Also get your diet under control. Being proud of "eating very little" is a red flag. If you eat too little calories your body goes into starvation mode which makes it hold onto your fat.
User avatar #60 - themongoose (11/22/2013) [-]
anytime, my friend. It's a much easier struggle when you have people and resources backing you.

If you have instagram, follow pages like aestheticsarmy and instagrambodybuilding. There's also something like amazing transformations that posts people's before and after photos. Pretty motivating. On facebook, Gym Memes also has some pretty inspirational stuff (when it's not making fun of the general bodybuilding culture as a whole). Kids that had cancer, MS, serious accidents, and then went on to change themselves and get ripped. Good stuff right there.
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