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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/17/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#6791
Highest Comment Rank:#2758
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#163 - I watched earlier, i could not tell if he was being sarcastic or not 08/09/2013 on Cancering it up +1
#211 - I'm pretty sure there are cats 10 times bigger than ragdolls 08/08/2013 on You are subscribed to cat... 0
#71 - What about Vodkanada (Russia)  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Sorry +2
User avatar #86 - newsuperyoshi (08/07/2013) [-]
Drunk Canada.
#59 - Bewbs 08/06/2013 on Brain twist +7
#24 - ******* genius, should say Brute because i think … 08/06/2013 on Two Headmasters +2
#46 - my cousin had a dog kennel we played in it all the time when w… 07/30/2013 on Parents. 0
#76 - Pretty sure he just wasn't smart enough to understand that you…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Rumble strips +1
#89 - fagsgtfo (08/01/2013) [-]
first off, you don't know me,so stop assuming shit. the date is in content so why the fuck should he use google?


tl;dr don't call people stupid if you're no einstein yourself
#79 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#107 - Who am i to disagree 07/29/2013 on 3=D +1
#59 - Is that a homemade pipe made from a N64 con troll er? 07/29/2013 on Video Game Fact Comp 2 +2
#35 - That explains his uncanny similarity to Hank Green 07/26/2013 on Are you an octopus? +1
#55 - kind of ****** up, i mean who gives a **** 07/25/2013 on Do you always have to be -1
#33 - Battlemage all the way 07/23/2013 on Silly Dovahkiin +18
#137 - am i the only one that thought of Gabe?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on All your feels belong to... -4
#140 - sexymeme (07/23/2013) [-]
#64 - The point is he didn't date her then she got fat 07/23/2013 on BIIIIIIIIIITCH +1
#195 - is that flareon....9/10 would **** 07/21/2013 on I immediately regret this 0
#7145 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +9
#7155 - Dactyl Comment deleted by telfyr
#139 - Well how the **** are you supposed to know if she…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Psycho Hose Beast +1
User avatar #140 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump a girl after dating for 2 years and she comes back she is for sure psycho.
#146 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
For example, my ex girlfriend and i really never got over each other so i told her to burn everything and get rid of everything because it just wasn't going to work out ever, sex was great but that was it. So a year passes and she calls me to check on how i am. She never forgot my phone number, i should've got it changed. But now that she's talking to me i have told her that i am her friend and nothing more because she is engaged. She persistently sends me pictures of herself in her undergarments and i tell her to stop. Why? Because i have other girls i could get that from who aren't getting married. Sure it interests me that she's hot, but she's fucking kungfubatniggashitwallabyfuckinscrewjob-crazy. I have not a single doubt she would stab herself if she didn't get her way if i even hinted that she could. Words of wisdom to you all,
Bitchs be dumb,
So don't catch second hand dumb.
#136 - Guys are simple creatures, if someone comes knocking on our do…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Psycho Hose Beast 0
User avatar #138 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
I have before. Never stick your dick in a psycho bitch.
It's like dipping into the sauce of evil.
#139 - telfyr (07/17/2013) [-]
Well how the fuck are you supposed to know if shes psycho?
User avatar #140 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
If you dump a girl after dating for 2 years and she comes back she is for sure psycho.
#146 - dadukesta (07/17/2013) [-]
For example, my ex girlfriend and i really never got over each other so i told her to burn everything and get rid of everything because it just wasn't going to work out ever, sex was great but that was it. So a year passes and she calls me to check on how i am. She never forgot my phone number, i should've got it changed. But now that she's talking to me i have told her that i am her friend and nothing more because she is engaged. She persistently sends me pictures of herself in her undergarments and i tell her to stop. Why? Because i have other girls i could get that from who aren't getting married. Sure it interests me that she's hot, but she's fucking kungfubatniggashitwallabyfuckinscrewjob-crazy. I have not a single doubt she would stab herself if she didn't get her way if i even hinted that she could. Words of wisdom to you all,
Bitchs be dumb,
So don't catch second hand dumb.
#39 - I don't speak english very well but this post is a ****… 07/17/2013 on Pimping Aint Easy +4
#187 - if a guy is screaming for help is he really so much of a threa… 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. +1
#122 - ive just seen it on nsfw one time, i never saved it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on true dat 0
User avatar #125 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
Google it is.
#116 - and now you're a full grown man  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on true dat +6
#144 - sweetellie (07/15/2013) [-]
With a huge cock, might I add.
#115 - it was ino using mind transfer jutsuu to ********** …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2013 on true dat 0
#121 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
link?
#122 - telfyr (07/15/2013) [-]
ive just seen it on nsfw one time, i never saved it
User avatar #125 - tomorrowsnightmare (07/15/2013) [-]
Google it is.
#61 - You wouldn't happen to be the wagner in my 5 period honors geo… 07/13/2013 on That's fucking awesome 0
#48 - I prefer my phone with a GBA Emulator, pokemon all day everyday 07/12/2013 on Remember the Xbox live... 0
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