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telekinesis

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 55
Facebook Profile: Telekinesis
Youtube Channel: Telekinesis
Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
Video Games Played: Telekinesis
X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:1/07/2015
Location:Rapture
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#11926
Comment Ranking:#30578
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
Content Thumbs: 884 total,  1099 ,  215
Comment Thumbs: 655 total,  821 ,  166
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
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Content Views:78225
Times Content Favorited:31 times
Total Comments Made:524
FJ Points:1273
Use me to throw objects at foes.

latest user's comments

#2 - Every vote counts.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Upvoting a Failing Post 0
#26 - givememoarpony (03/02/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Just like the real world. **
yes, every vote adds 0.0000000001 to the present count of 0.00053 so that it may reach 100000000006050.
#4 - Is this not done only when you are a baby? Wtf?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Genital Mutilation. 0
User avatar #6 - godtherapist (03/01/2014) [-]
In many situations yes, it is done as an infant, but there are cultures that only do it when the child is older, like aborigines in Australia.
User avatar #5 - dabronydude (03/01/2014) [-]
if you an adult then you can go get one done,
and i checked, you do get a pain killer.
User avatar #7 - godtherapist (03/01/2014) [-]
If you get one when you are an adult as an elective, yes, you would get pain killer and anesthetic.

If it is done on an infant, like is the norm, then anesthetic is rare.

"Obstetricians perform 70% of circumcisions and are least likely to use anesthesia - only 25% do"

www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201109/myths-about-circumcision-you-likely-believe
#2 - Yeah you need to try harder than that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on dear admin +63
#19 - sovereignty (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - djvinylscratch (03/01/2014) [-]
I've seen this gif several times before, but this is the first time I've noticed Artorias popping his head in on the right. (Right before Chosen/Oscar hits the basketball).
User avatar #3 - sharpninja (03/01/2014) [-]
Haha
#1 - If someone was on shrooms on this site and saw this, I'm sure … 03/01/2014 on I hear you like smooth gifs -1
#942 - Wish granted my son.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned +2
#944 - rustyspunktube (02/28/2014) [-]
Gee thanks pop!
#532 - **telekinesis rolls 3,805** Joining the bandwagon. 02/27/2014 on It's fucking over 0
#173 - To everyone bashing the game before it even comes out, I highl…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! +4
#174 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
Lemme sum this paragraph up for ya
"Hey you guys don't like Dark Souls II and have perfectly good reason not to? Check this likely homosexual nerd's youtube channel out. He knows way too much info on video games and should off himself"
Fuck youu
User avatar #241 - lordnerevar (03/04/2014) [-]
Are you retarded
#230 - animedudej (03/01/2014) [-]
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE?`I MEAN GUY IS GORGEOUS AND I AINT EVEN GAY


also no homo if you didnt read the last couple words
User avatar #176 - trollchildxy (02/27/2014) [-]
he may be a cunt but you're a dick. and dicks secretly like cunts.
#178 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
"He's a dick, but you're also a disliked individual. So I know that you secretly like him"

What the hell is your logic?
User avatar #182 - trollchildxy (02/27/2014) [-]
What in gods name did you just say? Nevermind I have no energy for blehhblehh tonight.
User avatar #184 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
I know what you mean. Sometimes there are just idiots with absolutely flawless logic (Like yourself) and you kind of just can't deal with it all.
#168 - But there's still a **** ton of lore in the game,… 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! +1
#166 - I must be the only one here confused as **** , I c…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! +2
#167 - albertjester (02/27/2014) [-]
the joke being that it's covered in icons and such normaly associated with mainstream shooters and other games which have been basterdized and made to appeal to as many people as possible and as a result appeal to no one, known for there ramrod stiff linearity and lack of depth so grand it goes from depth to height. which is amusing as the souls series is known for it's hands off approach to linearity and depth so deep there isnt a word for it. omegadepth would be in the general ballpark.
#208 - anonexplains (02/27/2014) [-]
Well deserved thumb alb.
Though from what i saw from dark souls 2 in a convention it is every bit as difficult as dark souls one. And every bit as dark as well.
Though the rolling is kinda too short cd from what i saw, perhaps they changed that?
Or perhaps it makes things more fun, who knows.
We will see.
#172 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
#179 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
you heard right
#180 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
#181 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
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#185 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
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#187 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
#188 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
**u do wat to sheep rolls 41**
#189 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
#190 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
#191 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
well shit, i thought I had more, but I guess Im out

a little bit of sonic autism never hurt anyone though
#192 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
Shit I aint even close to out
#194 - carlsaganrealness (02/27/2014) [-]
and i just realized i gotta wake up in four hours, so unfortunately I gotta call it a night

i leave you with this
#218 - departed (02/27/2014) [-]
Motherfucking Animophs....
#195 - u do wat to sheep (02/27/2014) [-]
Have a fanciful sleep sir!
User avatar #168 - telekinesis (02/27/2014) [-]
But there's still a shit ton of lore in the game, it isn't even out yet and everyone is judging it based only off what we've heard/seen so far?
#20 - Admin, please call me a bitch. 02/27/2014 on Does he look like a bitch? 0
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonexplains (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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