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Gender: male
Age: 54
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X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Rapture
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Content Ranking:#8362
Comment Ranking:#19418
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
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Total Comments Made:515
FJ Points:1269
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#849 - Video game: Dark souls 1/2, left for dead 2 Movie: Austin … 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#150 - Did this today. 04/17/2014 on Am I the only one? 0
#5 - I graduate in 2 months and after that it's "we've done ou… 04/10/2014 on How is your life going people? 0
#23 - What are the other shows? 04/08/2014 on Aspirational Scum 0
#56 - There is no such power. 04/01/2014 on Super-Decisions -1
#214 - "Sit down and shut up or the cute little bunny gets it!" 03/28/2014 on ur brain on FJ 0
#183 - Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback f… 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
#91 - You know, I loved this game so much that I bothered to look in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito +1
User avatar #102 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
You should watch Epic Name Bro's lore series. He goes into depth a bit more than Vaati, but instead he doesn't follow the same storytelling kind of setup. You trade quality for having deeper knowledge on the subject. He even discusses several possible interpretations of the lore in places where it isn't really too clear.
User avatar #92 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to work into it
User avatar #183 - telekinesis (03/27/2014) [-]
Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback from DS2 anyway. Best of luck.
#89 - russianbro is totes right. 03/26/2014 on read the desc. 0
#159 - If you insist... 1: The legislative assembly established i… 03/18/2014 on GF is coming back after 2... +1
#2 - you literally took this straight from me.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Homeless Lottery winner -2
User avatar #3 - icelandicviking (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh so you are the one who created this? you are the one who originally uploaded this? well im sorry little princess but there are other ways to get this video than from you.
#77 - These are all women.... 03/08/2014 on Retardation 0
#311 - 1: I love everything but the details of the post being at the … 03/06/2014 on Test out beta.funnyjunk.com... +1
#1 - It was okay till the last part. Maybe better dick les… 03/05/2014 on Mods' prayer 0
#1 - Put in **** 03/05/2014 on some skinny girls... 0
#166 - It ain't fun till you come out looking like you dived into a r… 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... 0
#163 - Glorious paintball master race.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... 0
User avatar #165 - rplix (03/04/2014) [-]
More like messy paintball master race
User avatar #166 - telekinesis (03/04/2014) [-]
It ain't fun till you come out looking like you dived into a rainbow river and got eaten alive by magic rainbow leeches.
#2 - Every vote counts.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Upvoting a Failing Post 0
#26 - givememoarpony (03/02/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Just like the real world. **
yes, every vote adds 0.0000000001 to the present count of 0.00053 so that it may reach 100000000006050.
#4 - Is this not done only when you are a baby? Wtf?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Genital Mutilation. 0
User avatar #6 - godtherapist (03/01/2014) [-]
In many situations yes, it is done as an infant, but there are cultures that only do it when the child is older, like aborigines in Australia.
User avatar #5 - dabronydude (03/01/2014) [-]
if you an adult then you can go get one done,
and i checked, you do get a pain killer.
User avatar #7 - godtherapist (03/01/2014) [-]
If you get one when you are an adult as an elective, yes, you would get pain killer and anesthetic.

If it is done on an infant, like is the norm, then anesthetic is rare.

"Obstetricians perform 70% of circumcisions and are least likely to use anesthesia - only 25% do"

www.psychologytoday.com/blog/moral-landscapes/201109/myths-about-circumcision-you-likely-believe
#2 - Yeah you need to try harder than that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on dear admin +63
#19 - sovereignty (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - djvinylscratch (03/01/2014) [-]
I've seen this gif several times before, but this is the first time I've noticed Artorias popping his head in on the right. (Right before Chosen/Oscar hits the basketball).
User avatar #3 - sharpninja (03/01/2014) [-]
Haha
#1 - If someone was on shrooms on this site and saw this, I'm sure … 03/01/2014 on I hear you like smooth gifs -1
#942 - Wish granted my son.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Friendzoned +2
#944 - rustyspunktube (02/28/2014) [-]
Gee thanks pop!
#532 - **telekinesis rolls 3,805** Joining the bandwagon. 02/27/2014 on It's fucking over 0
#173 - To everyone bashing the game before it even comes out, I highl…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! +4
#174 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
Lemme sum this paragraph up for ya
"Hey you guys don't like Dark Souls II and have perfectly good reason not to? Check this likely homosexual nerd's youtube channel out. He knows way too much info on video games and should off himself"
Fuck youu
User avatar #241 - lordnerevar (03/04/2014) [-]
Are you retarded
#230 - animedudej (03/01/2014) [-]
HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE?`I MEAN GUY IS GORGEOUS AND I AINT EVEN GAY


also no homo if you didnt read the last couple words
User avatar #176 - trollchildxy (02/27/2014) [-]
he may be a cunt but you're a dick. and dicks secretly like cunts.
#178 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
"He's a dick, but you're also a disliked individual. So I know that you secretly like him"

What the hell is your logic?
User avatar #182 - trollchildxy (02/27/2014) [-]
What in gods name did you just say? Nevermind I have no energy for blehhblehh tonight.
User avatar #184 - blehhblehh (02/27/2014) [-]
I know what you mean. Sometimes there are just idiots with absolutely flawless logic (Like yourself) and you kind of just can't deal with it all.
#168 - But there's still a **** ton of lore in the game,… 02/27/2014 on Oh god no! +1
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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