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#155 - NEED OPINIONS I need a scary movie that will scare/creep …  [+] (1 reply) 08/29/2014 on Bans -2
#200 - independantnight (08/30/2014) [-]
These are my suggestions. Troll Hunter is by far the scariest.

Troll Hunter. <-- Will keep you up at night.
The Shining. <-- It's the Shining.
Coraline. <-- Creepy but manageable.
Alien. <-- Because why not?
#44 - Dear iLLuZioN, **** you, I wanted an opinion, not a thumb.  [+] (1 reply) 08/29/2014 on Holy shit -1
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#63 - dalgaard (08/30/2014) [-]
A thumb helps u get noticed.
#43 - NEED OPINIONS I need a scary movie that will scare/creep…  [+] (17 replies) 08/29/2014 on Holy shit +5
#71 - spanishninja (08/30/2014) [-]
2spooky returns
#70 - catburglarpenis (08/30/2014) [-]
I always manage to scare people with a combination of The Ring and a random phone number app. I think there's an app that does the "Seven days..." thing for you.

Be aware that if you let the joke go too far there can be a combination of an actual voodoo curse effect and possible sleep loss caused hallucination effect which could actually kill your family so...

If you don't want to kill your family, don't let the joke go too far. If you do want to kill your family, push them down an "up" escalator. They'll be falling down for hours. Make it look like an accident, it's much more efficient.
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#69 - thegreenrecon (08/30/2014) [-]
buko no pico
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#67 - Shadow Guardian (08/30/2014) [-]
Paranormal Activity is pretty good.
#66 - megayoming (08/30/2014) [-]

Its an amazing story about a long lost mercenary who's lost his memories who stumbles to his fathers grave remembering his family he runs to a village that seams to be what he remembers but he has yet to remember why he left.
#58 - rustybutttickler (08/30/2014) [-]
Aye, I have a old tale for ye, It comes from the depths of hell. The movie ye are wishing to see, is called Depression Quest. It is made by the most abominable creature this world has ever laid eyes on. Beware, its name is Zoe Quinn.
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#61 - bodeejus (08/30/2014) [-]
I just saw You're Next, that was pretty good, it's got a twist at the end. Also I saw 13 Sins pretty recently and that one was pretty good too. Scary movies that are decent are hard to come by... but those two are newer ones that are pretty good. Also both on Netflix, so a plus.
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#56 - finblob (08/30/2014) [-]
Evil Dead
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#53 - thelordofrepost (08/30/2014) [-]
Darude Sandstorm?
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#52 - RockyTheEvilRock (08/30/2014) [-]
there was a japinese movie my friend showed me, gave me the willies its about psychics and eating fetuses. ile PM it to you if and when i find it if you want
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#51 - scuhbeefluffly (08/29/2014) [-]
Blair Witch Project
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#50 - telekinesis (08/29/2014) [-]
I am using TorrentDay so whatever movie you guys throw out I can get, thanks for suggestions so far!
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#49 - zoltardify (08/29/2014) [-]
v/h/s is hella good and off the beaten path, i also found the haunting in connecticut awesome and its got enough of a plot to keep non-horror lovers entertained. or even try the conjuring?
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#48 - capslockrage (08/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, if you don't want tits or anything then insidious 1. or vhs like freddy suggested is a good option, also the fourth kind is pretty creepy
#47 - freddddddddddyy (08/29/2014) [-]
Am I too late to suggest "V/H/S"? It should be on American Netflix.
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#44 - telekinesis (08/29/2014) [-]
Dear iLLuZioN,
Fuck you, I wanted an opinion, not a thumb.
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#63 - dalgaard (08/30/2014) [-]
A thumb helps u get noticed.
#89 - My first playthrough was magic ONLY, so no pyro's no faith, no…  [+] (1 reply) 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... 0
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#93 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah magic took so long for me to figure out how to beat him running and using soul shower or whatever
#82 - Like you, I enjoy magic a lot. People say any use of magic is …  [+] (3 replies) 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... +1
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#84 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah basically people dont play magic and dont understand or give it a good try.
then they just hate on each other and ignore there own bs.
Royal Rat Authority was annoying till i figured out all you need is iron flesh and any of the fire pillar attacks. the whole magic spam thing i agree with but its not like you can connect a spell firing one by one. kind have to mix at least two otherwise the dude can just easily roll away.
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#89 - telekinesis (08/28/2014) [-]
My first playthrough was magic ONLY, so no pyro's no faith, no dexterity or strength, just enough for a dagger, and a catalyst. Royal Rat gave me SO MUCH TROUBLE because taking care of the little fuckers was a pain in the ass (lack of AOE spells) and then casting of course took time, and Authority usually slammed me, rinse, repeat. At my level in the game he 2 shot me, so this fight I spent about 3 hours on, the only way I could beat him, used a soul vessel, got some faith, and used dead again whenever he came close to the small rats bodies (do not recommend this was incredibly fucking hard).
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#93 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah magic took so long for me to figure out how to beat him running and using soul shower or whatever
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#60 - When does season 5 of GoT come out?  [+] (2 replies) 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... +1
#68 - unseenalien (08/25/2014) [-]
in around april i think
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#69 - telekinesis (08/25/2014) [-]