telekinesis

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Gender: male
Age: 55
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Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
Video Games Played: Telekinesis
X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:1/07/2015
Location:Rapture
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Content Ranking:#8689
Comment Ranking:#21888
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
Content Thumbs: 884 total,  1099 ,  215
Comment Thumbs: 655 total,  821 ,  166
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 70 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 156 Comments: Faptastic → Level 157 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:78164
Times Content Favorited:31 times
Total Comments Made:524
FJ Points:1273
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#139 - NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string real… 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this +1
#8620399 - I liked myself in that movie, I looked pretty great. 04/29/2014 on SFW Random Board~ 0
#8582511 - What. 04/25/2014 on SFW Random Board~ 0
#746 - Found a colored one. 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#709 - Don't bag on people just because we get the chance to show our…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #798 - ratytang (04/20/2014) [-]
Cunt I am fabulous, in fact I posted 3 pictures before I even posted this comment, I just didn't take it so serious.
#705 - You've got my vote bro, hopefully I'll be up there with ya  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #723 - PokeBALLS (04/20/2014) [-]
Thanks bud, gave your's a thumb as well. I'm 18 as well.
#691 - Taken a week ago, I'm 18. The best I have is black and whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
#746 - telekinesis (04/20/2014) [-]
Found a colored one.
#25 - The guy at 0:40 just made it awkward, it was good until he got… 04/20/2014 on Zombie! 0
#849 - Video game: Dark souls 1/2, left for dead 2 Movie: Austin … 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#150 - Did this today. 04/17/2014 on Am I the only one? 0
#5 - I graduate in 2 months and after that it's "we've done ou… 04/10/2014 on How is your life going people? 0
#23 - What are the other shows? 04/08/2014 on Aspirational Scum 0
#56 - There is no such power. 04/01/2014 on Super-Decisions -1
#214 - "Sit down and shut up or the cute little bunny gets it!" 03/28/2014 on ur brain on FJ 0
#183 - Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback f… 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
#91 - You know, I loved this game so much that I bothered to look in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito +1
User avatar #102 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
You should watch Epic Name Bro's lore series. He goes into depth a bit more than Vaati, but instead he doesn't follow the same storytelling kind of setup. You trade quality for having deeper knowledge on the subject. He even discusses several possible interpretations of the lore in places where it isn't really too clear.
User avatar #92 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to work into it
User avatar #183 - telekinesis (03/27/2014) [-]
Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback from DS2 anyway. Best of luck.
#89 - russianbro is totes right. 03/26/2014 on read the desc. 0
#159 - If you insist... 1: The legislative assembly established i… 03/18/2014 on GF is coming back after 2... +1
#2 - you literally took this straight from me.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Homeless Lottery winner -2
User avatar #3 - icelandicviking (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh so you are the one who created this? you are the one who originally uploaded this? well im sorry little princess but there are other ways to get this video than from you.
#77 - These are all women.... 03/08/2014 on Retardation 0
#311 - 1: I love everything but the details of the post being at the … 03/06/2014 on Test out beta.funnyjunk.com... +1
#1 - It was okay till the last part. Maybe better dick les… 03/05/2014 on Mods' prayer 0
#1 - Put in **** 03/05/2014 on some skinny girls... 0
#166 - It ain't fun till you come out looking like you dived into a r… 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... 0
#163 - Glorious paintball master race.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Dudes - Check this shiznit... 0
User avatar #165 - rplix (03/04/2014) [-]
More like messy paintball master race
User avatar #166 - telekinesis (03/04/2014) [-]
It ain't fun till you come out looking like you dived into a rainbow river and got eaten alive by magic rainbow leeches.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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