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Gender: male
Age: 54
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X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:Rapture
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Content Ranking:#8219
Comment Ranking:#16536
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
Content Thumbs: 883 total,  1090 ,  207
Comment Thumbs: 654 total,  810 ,  156
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Level 155 Comments: Faptastic → Level 156 Comments: Faptastic
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Use me to throw objects at foes.

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#19 - WHAT IS THAT THING  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Brutal +2
#23 - astarothaufromage (06/15/2014) [-]
Matamata and the biting is a lot less bad when you realize they are not venomous and you can bite them back.
User avatar #20 - basaltface (06/15/2014) [-]
oh thats a nope...a BIG NOPE
#244 - You made me feel good.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +1
#245 - shadowbreech (06/09/2014) [-]
I hope I was able to help, and I wish you luck in your comps
<- MFW I see your work on the front page
#657 - do my name plox 06/07/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#104 - Colorado here, I have never heard people call it pop, nor will…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Pop 0
#106 - doktorwhat (06/06/2014) [-]
Hi Colorado, I'm dad.

I feel like that map is more stereotypical. Here are some better maps:
#107 - doktorwhat (06/06/2014) [-]
#175 - I HAVE A QUESTION I THINK MANY OF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +1
#242 - shadowbreech (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry nobody responded to this.
MS Paint is capable of making one of these if you don't mind the fact that all the alignments, colored bars, and other details must be done manually.
#244 - telekinesis (06/09/2014) [-]
You made me feel good.
#245 - shadowbreech (06/09/2014) [-]
I hope I was able to help, and I wish you luck in your comps
<- MFW I see your work on the front page
#76 - Sauce, ******* gross.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on whales are dicks 0
#92 - loosebuttwhole has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - vgmddg (05/13/2014) [-]
Can someone GIFify the part from around 0:51 to 0:57 and add "Anon" and red thumbs?
#257 - Get with the times bro, he needs a human effigy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm 0
#279 - rivenworlder (05/01/2014) [-]
How embarrassing!
#139 - NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string real… 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this +1
#8620399 - I liked myself in that movie, I looked pretty great. 04/29/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#8582511 - What. 04/25/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#746 - Found a colored one. 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... 0
#709 - Don't bag on people just because we get the chance to show our…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #798 - ratytang (04/20/2014) [-]
Cunt I am fabulous, in fact I posted 3 pictures before I even posted this comment, I just didn't take it so serious.
#705 - You've got my vote bro, hopefully I'll be up there with ya  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
User avatar #723 - PokeBALLS (04/20/2014) [-]
Thanks bud, gave your's a thumb as well. I'm 18 as well.
#691 - Taken a week ago, I'm 18. The best I have is black and whi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
#746 - telekinesis (04/20/2014) [-]
Found a colored one.
#25 - The guy at 0:40 just made it awkward, it was good until he got… 04/20/2014 on Zombie! 0
#849 - Video game: Dark souls 1/2, left for dead 2 Movie: Austin … 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +1
#150 - Did this today. 04/17/2014 on Am I the only one? 0
#5 - I graduate in 2 months and after that it's "we've done ou… 04/10/2014 on How is your life going people? 0
#23 - What are the other shows? 04/08/2014 on Aspirational Scum 0
#56 - There is no such power. 04/01/2014 on Super-Decisions -1
#214 - "Sit down and shut up or the cute little bunny gets it!" 03/28/2014 on ur brain on FJ 0
#183 - Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback f… 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito 0
#91 - You know, I loved this game so much that I bothered to look in…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Dark Souls Facts: Nito +1
User avatar #102 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/27/2014) [-]
You should watch Epic Name Bro's lore series. He goes into depth a bit more than Vaati, but instead he doesn't follow the same storytelling kind of setup. You trade quality for having deeper knowledge on the subject. He even discusses several possible interpretations of the lore in places where it isn't really too clear.
User avatar #92 - deliciousdee (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm going to work into it
User avatar #183 - telekinesis (03/27/2014) [-]
Thanks I personally think you'd get much better feedback from DS2 anyway. Best of luck.
#89 - russianbro is totes right. 03/26/2014 on read the desc. 0
#159 - If you insist... 1: The legislative assembly established i… 03/18/2014 on GF is coming back after 2... +1
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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