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X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:Rapture
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#150 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#151 - watermelloon Comment deleted by telekinesis
#152 - telekinesis Comment deleted by telekinesis
#141 - Ernie can stare at me all he likes, it's Mr. Skeleton to me. 07/29/2014 on Meanwhile at character... +2
#122 - thanks Mr. skeleton.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Meanwhile at character... +2
#131 - Womens Study Major (07/29/2014) [-]
"but only if you comment 'thank mr skeltal' on this picture"
"thanks Mr. Skeleton"
User avatar #141 - telekinesis (07/29/2014) [-]
Ernie can stare at me all he likes, it's Mr. Skeleton to me.
#164 - i love this new video system, thank you big brother admin th… 07/29/2014 on I don't remember this... +2
#599 - U r liek, so hot gurl you can rest on my bed pls. I'll giv… 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
#129 - I watched this happen live on "The Amazing Race" it … 07/10/2014 on very profound +2
#1 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on Potato salad update! +1
#174 - I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#173 - Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automati…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#171 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#168 - I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#166 - It's finished, this is what I've got.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#164 - Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#162 - Okay now what  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#160 - The ePSXe emulator  [+] (15 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
#161 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, imma give you a step for step toturial on how to download it correctly.

First uninstall and delete the emulator.
Then go to this website and download the PS1 emulator + the PS1 BIOS PACK.
www.nicoblog-games.com/emulators/
User avatar #162 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Okay now what
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#103 - Really out of the blue, but does anyone just have a large reac…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Water forever ruined +1
#116 - joochy (07/03/2014) [-]
#115 - joochy (07/03/2014) [-]
#114 - joochy (07/03/2014) [-]
#113 - joochy (07/03/2014) [-]
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#106 - calawesome (07/03/2014) [-]
#156 - I NEED SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD WITH FILES N **** …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] 0
User avatar #159 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
what emulator are u using?
User avatar #160 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
The ePSXe emulator
#161 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, imma give you a step for step toturial on how to download it correctly.

First uninstall and delete the emulator.
Then go to this website and download the PS1 emulator + the PS1 BIOS PACK.
www.nicoblog-games.com/emulators/
User avatar #162 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Okay now what
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#41 - A little out of the blue but does anyone have any good really … 06/27/2014 on When FJ users go to the beach +5
#795 - male, yes, and I have tried, I'm not too flexible, I've only e… 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#23 - No, he died because he wasn't prepared. 06/23/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #5 0
#77 - Bioluminescence* idk why the **** it didn't… 06/22/2014 on nature is amazing +4
#76 - It's called luminescence, basically living things that natural…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on nature is amazing +5
User avatar #77 - telekinesis (06/22/2014) [-]
Bioluminescence*
idk why the fuck it didn't type the "bio" part.
#294 - Nobody noticed he literally just quoted the guy from "Fli…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on HAIL HYDRA! 0
User avatar #319 - thespartanpony (06/19/2014) [-]
i quoted an iphone app called clear vision... you kill people and it showed up in the newspapers
#99 - Miracles OP in DaS2  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2014 on So grossly incandescent 0
User avatar #104 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
all magic is OP in DaS2.
User avatar #107 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
All ranged attacks OP in Souls series
User avatar #108 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
all weapons are OP in the souls series.
#109 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #110 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
>2012 + 2
>using fire on the black knights
User avatar #123 - thethread (06/17/2014) [-]
That's a Silver Knight.
User avatar #125 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
oh, now i feel dumb.
#111 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand
I was using an occult club
#60 - guysweatingwithnewspaperfan.gif 06/17/2014 on Does it matter that it's in... +2
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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