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Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Rapture
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Use me to throw objects at foes.

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#171 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#168 - I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#166 - It's finished, this is what I've got.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#164 - Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#162 - Okay now what  [+] (13 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#160 - The ePSXe emulator  [+] (15 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
#161 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, imma give you a step for step toturial on how to download it correctly.

First uninstall and delete the emulator.
Then go to this website and download the PS1 emulator + the PS1 BIOS PACK.
www.nicoblog-games.com/emulators/
User avatar #162 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Okay now what
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#103 - Really out of the blue, but does anyone just have a large reac…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Water forever ruined +1
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#156 - I NEED SOMEONE WHO'S GOOD WITH FILES N **** …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] 0
User avatar #159 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
what emulator are u using?
User avatar #160 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
The ePSXe emulator
#161 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright, imma give you a step for step toturial on how to download it correctly.

First uninstall and delete the emulator.
Then go to this website and download the PS1 emulator + the PS1 BIOS PACK.
www.nicoblog-games.com/emulators/
User avatar #162 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Okay now what
User avatar #163 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright I found a better version for this.
Delete the one I gave you and download this one instead.
Its the full version with everything included.
cloudstor.es/file/Qs_x7/
User avatar #164 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Will do, thanks for all this in advance by the way.
User avatar #165 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem man, I just like to help a brother out.

Tell me when you're finished downloading.
#166 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
It's finished, this is what I've got.
User avatar #167 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you open that file?
I think you need winrar to extract it.

Try to open it.
#168 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#41 - A little out of the blue but does anyone have any good really … 06/27/2014 on When FJ users go to the beach +5
#795 - male, yes, and I have tried, I'm not too flexible, I've only e… 06/26/2014 on Would you? 0
#23 - No, he died because he wasn't prepared. 06/23/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #5 0
#77 - Bioluminescence* idk why the **** it didn't… 06/22/2014 on nature is amazing +4
#76 - It's called luminescence, basically living things that natural…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on nature is amazing +5
User avatar #77 - telekinesis (06/22/2014) [-]
Bioluminescence*
idk why the fuck it didn't type the "bio" part.
#294 - Nobody noticed he literally just quoted the guy from "Fli…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on HAIL HYDRA! 0
User avatar #319 - thespartanpony (06/19/2014) [-]
i quoted an iphone app called clear vision... you kill people and it showed up in the newspapers
#99 - Miracles OP in DaS2  [+] (8 new replies) 06/17/2014 on So grossly incandescent 0
User avatar #104 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
all magic is OP in DaS2.
User avatar #107 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
All ranged attacks OP in Souls series
User avatar #108 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
all weapons are OP in the souls series.
#109 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #110 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
>2012 + 2
>using fire on the black knights
User avatar #123 - thethread (06/17/2014) [-]
That's a Silver Knight.
User avatar #125 - thenewgizmobox (06/17/2014) [-]
oh, now i feel dumb.
#111 - desacabose (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand
I was using an occult club
#60 - guysweatingwithnewspaperfan.gif 06/17/2014 on Does it matter that it's in... +2
#19 - WHAT IS THAT THING  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Brutal +2
#23 - astarothaufromage (06/15/2014) [-]
Matamata and the biting is a lot less bad when you realize they are not venomous and you can bite them back.
User avatar #20 - basaltface (06/15/2014) [-]
oh thats a nope...a BIG NOPE
#244 - You made me feel good.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +1
#245 - shadowbreech (06/09/2014) [-]
I hope I was able to help, and I wish you luck in your comps
<- MFW I see your work on the front page
#657 - do my name plox 06/07/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#104 - Colorado here, I have never heard people call it pop, nor will…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Pop 0
#106 - doktorwhat (06/06/2014) [-]
Hi Colorado, I'm dad.

I feel like that map is more stereotypical. Here are some better maps:
#107 - doktorwhat (06/06/2014) [-]
#175 - I HAVE A QUESTION I THINK MANY OF YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on 10 More Interesting Random... +1
#242 - shadowbreech (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry nobody responded to this.
MS Paint is capable of making one of these if you don't mind the fact that all the alignments, colored bars, and other details must be done manually.
#244 - telekinesis (06/09/2014) [-]
You made me feel good.
#245 - shadowbreech (06/09/2014) [-]
I hope I was able to help, and I wish you luck in your comps
<- MFW I see your work on the front page
#76 - Sauce, ******* gross.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on whales are dicks 0
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User avatar #82 - vgmddg (05/13/2014) [-]
Can someone GIFify the part from around 0:51 to 0:57 and add "Anon" and red thumbs?
#257 - Get with the times bro, he needs a human effigy.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Stay inside during a Storm 0
#279 - rivenworlder (05/01/2014) [-]
How embarrassing!
#139 - NG+ is the best for invading/invasions but the red string real… 05/01/2014 on It ain't have to be like this +1
#8620399 - I liked myself in that movie, I looked pretty great. 04/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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