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Gender: male
Age: 54
Facebook Profile: Telekinesis
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Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
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X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Rapture
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Content Ranking:#8321
Comment Ranking:#17930
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Use me to throw objects at foes.

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#25 - thanks mr skeltal 08/21/2014 on Selling chocolate 0
#24 - thanks mr skeltal 08/21/2014 on Selling chocolate -4
#87 - Tell me they lived.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#88 - havenoballs (08/21/2014) [-]
Sorry...
User avatar #89 - telekinesis (08/21/2014) [-]
That is actually really sad, at least they hugged their way to some nice beyond.
#111 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
Not to ruin this, but afterward (not sure in what order) one tried to climb back down through the flames and burned to death, the other jumped (also died)
User avatar #90 - havenoballs (08/21/2014) [-]
I don´t know if it´s true, but i have read that was the first day working together, they didn´t know each other, like i said, i don´t know if it´s true.
#45 - Yeah it's pretty ***** , waterbending was very flo… 08/21/2014 on Avatar TLA Gifs +2
#43 - I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Avatar TLA Gifs +1
User avatar #44 - lotengo (08/21/2014) [-]
do you agree with me?
User avatar #45 - telekinesis (08/21/2014) [-]
Yeah it's pretty fucky, waterbending was very flowed movement of the whole body, now it's just like "raise arm = huge ass wave" it's horse shit.
#339 - Thanks mr. skeltal 08/21/2014 on Games 0
#32 - Facinating.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on The Hangover 0
User avatar #34 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
why would you ask a question like that to a 14 year old?
#30 - Telekinesis. 08/03/2014 on The Hangover 0
#28 - you really should.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on The Hangover 0
User avatar #29 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
why are you asking me this? who the fuck are you?
User avatar #30 - telekinesis (08/03/2014) [-]
Telekinesis.
#24 - sideism When were you last drunk off your ass?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on The Hangover 0
User avatar #31 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
i only drank beer once. well, it was more of a sip.
well, it was actually just a drop of beer that spilled on the table and i licked it up when no one was looking.
well, it was actually just root beer.
well, it wasnt even root beer it was just water.
User avatar #32 - telekinesis (08/03/2014) [-]
Facinating.
User avatar #34 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
why would you ask a question like that to a 14 year old?
User avatar #27 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
do i know you?
User avatar #28 - telekinesis (08/03/2014) [-]
you really should.
User avatar #29 - sideism (08/03/2014) [-]
why are you asking me this? who the fuck are you?
User avatar #30 - telekinesis (08/03/2014) [-]
Telekinesis.
#2982 - I leik couponing and chocolate milk 08/02/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
#45 - I have high respect for people who don't go for OP in the game… 07/30/2014 on Red spookt 'em. 0
#367 - Yes Choose airbending 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#152 - Comment deleted 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#150 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on I want in on this tumblr war 0
#151 - watermelloon Comment deleted by telekinesis
#152 - telekinesis Comment deleted by telekinesis
#141 - Ernie can stare at me all he likes, it's Mr. Skeleton to me. 07/29/2014 on Meanwhile at character... +2
#122 - thanks Mr. skeleton.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Meanwhile at character... +2
#131 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
"but only if you comment 'thank mr skeltal' on this picture"
"thanks Mr. Skeleton"
User avatar #141 - telekinesis (07/29/2014) [-]
Ernie can stare at me all he likes, it's Mr. Skeleton to me.
#164 - i love this new video system, thank you big brother admin th… 07/29/2014 on I don't remember this... +2
#599 - U r liek, so hot gurl you can rest on my bed pls. I'll giv… 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
#129 - I watched this happen live on "The Amazing Race" it … 07/10/2014 on very profound +2
#1 - Comment deleted 07/09/2014 on Potato salad update! +1
#174 - I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#173 - Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automati…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#171 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
#168 - I have winrar, opened file with it, got a mean message.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/03/2014 on [untitled] +1
User avatar #170 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Hmmm, thats weird.

You should be able to open it and extract it.
Try running it as a Administrator.
If that doesnt work give me your email and I send you the file I downloaded.
#171 - telekinesis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #172 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright check your email.
User avatar #173 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
Downloaded your file, and for some reason my computer automatically makes it a "VLC" file (the orange cone one) and I tried to open it with winrar but got the same message. At this point I think it would be less of a bitch to just buy the console and game online than deal with this.
User avatar #175 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
*sigh* sorry dude, I'm not really a computer expert on these kind of things.

You can try delete VLC on your laptop and try again. That way your laptop may make it a .rar file instead of VLC.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly can't thank you enough for at least trying to help my slow ass, but I gotta get some sleep, I got a big hike in the morning and I'm going to nee every minute, I'm sorry. Thanks for everything though.
#176 - thewitchking (07/03/2014) [-]
No problem dude.

But hey, atleast we tried.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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