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Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
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#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#73 - Title is name of song, catchy as **** . 09/06/2014 on Now I got a brand new... +1
#98 - I NEED SMART PEOPLE Was just watching shark week on T.V.…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 6.99$ for my opinion 0
User avatar #105 - zenthos (09/05/2014) [-]
fake and gay
User avatar #104 - cann (09/05/2014) [-]
that could be a shark cage but most def not a sub. looks fake tbh
#91 - Dr. Zed? 09/03/2014 on The doctor will see you now 0
#50 - I am using TorrentDay so whatever movie you guys throw out I c… 08/29/2014 on Holy shit 0
#155 - NEED OPINIONS I need a scary movie that will scare/creep …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Bans -2
#200 - independantnight (08/30/2014) [-]
These are my suggestions. Troll Hunter is by far the scariest.

Troll Hunter. <-- Will keep you up at night.
The Shining. <-- It's the Shining.
Coraline. <-- Creepy but manageable.
Alien. <-- Because why not?
#44 - Dear iLLuZioN, **** you, I wanted an opinion,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Holy shit 0
User avatar #63 - dalgaard (08/30/2014) [-]
A thumb helps u get noticed.
#43 - NEED OPINIONS I need a scary movie that will scare/creep…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Holy shit +5
#71 - spanishninja (08/30/2014) [-]
2spooky returns
#70 - catburglarpenis (08/30/2014) [-]
I always manage to scare people with a combination of The Ring and a random phone number app. I think there's an app that does the "Seven days..." thing for you.

Be aware that if you let the joke go too far there can be a combination of an actual voodoo curse effect and possible sleep loss caused hallucination effect which could actually kill your family so...

If you don't want to kill your family, don't let the joke go too far. If you do want to kill your family, push them down an "up" escalator. They'll be falling down for hours. Make it look like an accident, it's much more efficient.
User avatar #69 - thegreenrecon (08/30/2014) [-]
buko no pico
User avatar #67 - Shadow Guardian (08/30/2014) [-]
Paranormal Activity is pretty good.
#66 - megayoming (08/30/2014) [-]
Jr.DickMcFree

Its an amazing story about a long lost mercenary who's lost his memories who stumbles to his fathers grave remembering his family he runs to a village that seams to be what he remembers but he has yet to remember why he left.
#58 - rustybutttickler (08/30/2014) [-]
Aye, I have a old tale for ye, It comes from the depths of hell. The movie ye are wishing to see, is called Depression Quest. It is made by the most abominable creature this world has ever laid eyes on. Beware, its name is Zoe Quinn.
User avatar #61 - bodeejus (08/30/2014) [-]
I just saw You're Next, that was pretty good, it's got a twist at the end. Also I saw 13 Sins pretty recently and that one was pretty good too. Scary movies that are decent are hard to come by... but those two are newer ones that are pretty good. Also both on Netflix, so a plus.
User avatar #56 - finblob (08/30/2014) [-]
Evil Dead
User avatar #53 - thelordofrepost (08/30/2014) [-]
Darude Sandstorm?
User avatar #52 - RockyTheEvilRock (08/30/2014) [-]
there was a japinese movie my friend showed me, gave me the willies its about psychics and eating fetuses. ile PM it to you if and when i find it if you want
User avatar #51 - scuhbeefluffly (08/29/2014) [-]
Blair Witch Project
User avatar #50 - telekinesis (08/29/2014) [-]
I am using TorrentDay so whatever movie you guys throw out I can get, thanks for suggestions so far!
User avatar #49 - zoltardify (08/29/2014) [-]
v/h/s is hella good and off the beaten path, i also found the haunting in connecticut awesome and its got enough of a plot to keep non-horror lovers entertained. or even try the conjuring?
User avatar #48 - capslockrage (08/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, if you don't want tits or anything then insidious 1. or vhs like freddy suggested is a good option, also the fourth kind is pretty creepy
#47 - freddddddddddyy (08/29/2014) [-]
Am I too late to suggest "V/H/S"? It should be on American Netflix.
User avatar #44 - telekinesis (08/29/2014) [-]
Dear iLLuZioN,
Fuck you, I wanted an opinion, not a thumb.
User avatar #63 - dalgaard (08/30/2014) [-]
A thumb helps u get noticed.
#89 - My first playthrough was magic ONLY, so no pyro's no faith, no…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... 0
User avatar #93 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah magic took so long for me to figure out how to beat him running and using soul shower or whatever
#82 - Like you, I enjoy magic a lot. People say any use of magic is …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... +1
User avatar #84 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah basically people dont play magic and dont understand or give it a good try.
then they just hate on each other and ignore there own bs.
Royal Rat Authority was annoying till i figured out all you need is iron flesh and any of the fire pillar attacks. the whole magic spam thing i agree with but its not like you can connect a spell firing one by one. kind have to mix at least two otherwise the dude can just easily roll away.
User avatar #89 - telekinesis (08/28/2014) [-]
My first playthrough was magic ONLY, so no pyro's no faith, no dexterity or strength, just enough for a dagger, and a catalyst. Royal Rat gave me SO MUCH TROUBLE because taking care of the little fuckers was a pain in the ass (lack of AOE spells) and then casting of course took time, and Authority usually slammed me, rinse, repeat. At my level in the game he 2 shot me, so this fight I spent about 3 hours on, the only way I could beat him, used a soul vessel, got some faith, and used dead again whenever he came close to the small rats bodies (do not recommend this was incredibly fucking hard).
User avatar #93 - radiated (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah magic took so long for me to figure out how to beat him running and using soul shower or whatever
#78 - If all you guys want a challenge to make this game way harder,… 08/28/2014 on short comic for our... 0
#11 - I honestly can't ******* stand hearing this phras…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Fucking Blueberries. +1
#14 - rynkar (08/28/2014) [-]
Don't forget the monastery scimitar parry abusers that where the jester's top.
User avatar #13 - plokix (08/27/2014) [-]
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN! - Broken Sword Duels fucking love the paintrain.
#38 - People, get the program duck capture, seriously screen capping… 08/25/2014 on admin where u at 0
#69 - So Damn Excite 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... +2
#60 - When does season 5 of GoT come out?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on When you have a super... +1
#68 - unseenalien (08/25/2014) [-]
in around april i think
User avatar #69 - telekinesis (08/25/2014) [-]
So
Damn
Excite
#1036768 - Anyone that plays Dark Souls 2 noticing any problems with inva…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1036877 - desacabose (08/24/2014) [-]
guardiantreyu
#24 - Honestly ever big event going on in life that could use many o… 08/21/2014 on Pussy, ass, mouth. +1
#89 - That is actually really sad, at least they hugged their way to…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +2
#111 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
Not to ruin this, but afterward (not sure in what order) one tried to climb back down through the flames and burned to death, the other jumped (also died)
User avatar #90 - havenoballs (08/21/2014) [-]
I don´t know if it´s true, but i have read that was the first day working together, they didn´t know each other, like i said, i don´t know if it´s true.
#25 - thanks mr skeltal 08/21/2014 on Selling chocolate 0
#24 - thanks mr skeltal 08/21/2014 on Selling chocolate -4
#87 - Tell me they lived.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#88 - havenoballs (08/21/2014) [-]
Sorry...
User avatar #89 - telekinesis (08/21/2014) [-]
That is actually really sad, at least they hugged their way to some nice beyond.
#111 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
Not to ruin this, but afterward (not sure in what order) one tried to climb back down through the flames and burned to death, the other jumped (also died)
User avatar #90 - havenoballs (08/21/2014) [-]
I don´t know if it´s true, but i have read that was the first day working together, they didn´t know each other, like i said, i don´t know if it´s true.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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