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Gender: male
Age: 54
Facebook Profile: Telekinesis
Youtube Channel: Telekinesis
Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
Video Games Played: Telekinesis
X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:11/25/2014
Location:Rapture
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8309
Comment Ranking:#16535
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
Content Thumbs: 882 total,  1089 ,  207
Comment Thumbs: 654 total,  810 ,  156
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 69 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 70 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 155 Comments: Faptastic → Level 156 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:75561
Times Content Favorited:30 times
Total Comments Made:505
FJ Points:1266
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#255 - Picture 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 0
#250 - I'd like full control pl0x.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 0
#251 - isradam (09/16/2014) [-]
#255 - telekinesis (09/16/2014) [-]
#42 - You ass. 09/16/2014 on Backflip fail +10
#2 - No comments, 13 hours in, this is my chance for a joke.... …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Dallas Cowboys -9
User avatar #5 - symmiie (09/13/2014) [-]
Your entire life is a joke.
#15 - skorpius (09/13/2014) [-]
Or is it just fantasy?
User avatar #21 - greyswordsman (09/13/2014) [-]
caught in a landslide?
User avatar #25 - jackmanagan (09/13/2014) [-]
c-c-combo breaker
User avatar #26 - greyswordsman (09/14/2014) [-]
god damn it jack get outta here!!
User avatar #27 - jackmanagan (09/14/2014) [-]
Joker - Nope Nope Don't Want To

<--
User avatar #28 - greyswordsman (09/14/2014) [-]
....ok you win due to mark hamill joker. have a good day sir
#27 - I tried to do this as well, I can attest that it is ***… 09/13/2014 on Parenthood +2
#62 - The lack of Havel monsters or Smelter cunts in the pictures is… 09/13/2014 on Look at that hot pussy. +1
#40 - **** anime and everything surrounding it. … 09/12/2014 on this channel 0
#30 - thelizardlord I liked this. You will too. 09/12/2014 on Vulpes wants his hat back 0
#41 - Well I for one giggled. 09/11/2014 on Bridge +3
#17 - Where's justinbiebergotswag ? 09/11/2014 on Can't stop laughing -2
#61 - Good for you. Good for you. 09/10/2014 on (untitled) +3
#15 - Comment deleted 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
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#3 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Wat do 0
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#53 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#73 - Title is name of song, catchy as **** . 09/06/2014 on Now I got a brand new... +1
#98 - I NEED SMART PEOPLE Was just watching shark week on T.V.…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on 6.99$ for my opinion 0
User avatar #105 - zenthos (09/05/2014) [-]
fake and gay
User avatar #104 - cann (09/05/2014) [-]
that could be a shark cage but most def not a sub. looks fake tbh
#91 - Dr. Zed? 09/03/2014 on The doctor will see you now 0
#50 - I am using TorrentDay so whatever movie you guys throw out I c… 08/29/2014 on Holy shit 0
#155 - NEED OPINIONS I need a scary movie that will scare/creep …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Bans -2
#200 - independantnight (08/30/2014) [-]
These are my suggestions. Troll Hunter is by far the scariest.

Troll Hunter. <-- Will keep you up at night.
The Shining. <-- It's the Shining.
Coraline. <-- Creepy but manageable.
Alien. <-- Because why not?
#44 - Dear iLLuZioN, **** you, I wanted an opinion,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on Holy shit 0
User avatar #63 - dalgaard (08/30/2014) [-]
A thumb helps u get noticed.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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