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Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#3 - Comment deleted 11/30/2013 on Runescape, if you will. 0
#8 - Sort of looks like the gray marauder? It's Oscar of… 11/30/2013 on blood's good +1
#43 - Well I don't, i sound normal, why should I have a special soun…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on Prediction for Season 3 0
#44 - joot (11/25/2013) [-]
#174 - Quit ******* following me you cunt. Go be Bil…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Our lives in a nutshell -3
#292 - watanigga (11/15/2013) [-]
Make me.
#182 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
Quit fucking shitposting you cunt,
go be telekinesis somewhere else
#183 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
but but but
User avatar #208 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
I bet you get a lot of notifications
#209 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #210 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
that's a lot of shitposting
#211 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
yes it is
#184 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You whore! I knew it!!!!!!!!
#185 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
stop yelling at me!!! *runs to my room*
#186 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
#188 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
THRU
#189 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You won't leave me
#191 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
if this username wasnt so perfect i would
#193 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
Shit man when I saw that username I almost cried a little, when did you make it?
#194 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
like 8? months ago
#196 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You just knew that word would get slung around everywhere huh? nice one!
#197 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
ive had about 3 accounts the first one when i was like 14 or 15 i was such a stupid little bitch back then and the other one was banned so i just deleted it and then i made this one
User avatar #198 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You must have a blast, that word is used so much now that "trolls" roam the site. Have you seen an increase in its use within the past few weeks? I must know.
#199 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
yes its been like 45 everyday when it used to be about 15-30
#200 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
DAM
User avatar #224 - meuk (11/15/2013) [-]
dam shitposting.
#202 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
haha yea i dont reply to them all tho
#190 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
YOU WON'T FUCKING LEAVE
#192 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
what the fuck
#187 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
no you asshole we are thru do you understand me?
#179 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey I'm ba-woah, really? I mean seriously, someone doesn't like your idea and you cuss 'em out? Christ, dude.
#2 - Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on telekinesis's profile 0
#4 - watanigga (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
#167 - *insert worriedlaughter.gif here* 11/15/2013 on Our lives in a nutshell 0
#721538 - cryoticshell **** off and stop following my comme… 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#164 - i have an idea to express to you guys, and I need opinions and…  [+] (31 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Our lives in a nutshell -3
User avatar #178 - TwiztidNinja (11/15/2013) [-]
Eh i like the concept. does sound like a not very well heard of 80's movie if i am honest though, the class system would have to be rogue warrior mage yes?
Or twist it the fuck up and have no god damned mages because they are fucking stupid.

Have:
Warrior - Axe/hammer/sword and shield/dual wield
Rogue - daggers/short swords, long swords, scimitars, throwing star I imagine this game being an epic egypt game, fuck has that idea even been done before?
Hunter - Daggers, short swords, bows, cross bows, throwing knifes. Hunters must have a pet tame ability and other pets throughout the world to catch, the more you make it like WoW the more WoW faggots that will buy it.

All 3 classes need a leveling system to i am going to say 30 for a cap as it is a nice number for console gamers.
Extra abilities to be learned at 2 level intervals, so a bit of interface right darr.
Also make no mention of religion or moses. Egyptian gods are acceptable, could have some shit about how the ancient warriors of egypt were born into the blood line of the gods giving them the ability to do stupid sick mad critting combos, which also explains your dudes ability to be become a bad arse knife throwing god from a slave who ate dung beetles.

Idk.. if you are interested in any shit i am fairly good to talk to about games that would sell, maybe not the best games but games none the less.
#173 - watanigga (11/15/2013) [-]
Gay ass idea.
User avatar #174 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Quit fucking following me you cunt.
Go be Bill Clinton somewhere else.
#292 - watanigga (11/15/2013) [-]
Make me.
#182 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
Quit fucking shitposting you cunt,
go be telekinesis somewhere else
#183 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
but but but
User avatar #208 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
I bet you get a lot of notifications
#209 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
i do
User avatar #210 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
that's a lot of shitposting
#211 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
yes it is
#184 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You whore! I knew it!!!!!!!!
#185 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
stop yelling at me!!! *runs to my room*
#186 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
#188 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
THRU
#189 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You won't leave me
#191 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
if this username wasnt so perfect i would
#193 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
Shit man when I saw that username I almost cried a little, when did you make it?
#194 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
like 8? months ago
#196 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You just knew that word would get slung around everywhere huh? nice one!
#197 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
ive had about 3 accounts the first one when i was like 14 or 15 i was such a stupid little bitch back then and the other one was banned so i just deleted it and then i made this one
User avatar #198 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
You must have a blast, that word is used so much now that "trolls" roam the site. Have you seen an increase in its use within the past few weeks? I must know.
#199 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
yes its been like 45 everyday when it used to be about 15-30
#200 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
DAM
User avatar #224 - meuk (11/15/2013) [-]
dam shitposting.
#202 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
haha yea i dont reply to them all tho
#190 - sliferzpwns (11/15/2013) [-]
YOU WON'T FUCKING LEAVE
#192 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
what the fuck
#187 - shitposting (11/15/2013) [-]
no you asshole we are thru do you understand me?
#179 - cryoticshell (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey I'm ba-woah, really? I mean seriously, someone doesn't like your idea and you cuss 'em out? Christ, dude.
#165 - hit (11/15/2013) [-]
if i was able to use telekinesis i'd use it to pick up a brick and hit you with it
User avatar #167 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
*insert worriedlaughter.gif here*
#721534 - Well I can't quite give a particular time period yet, as I hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #721537 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
That doesn't help much, considering that it's the "When Skyrim took place" part that's confusing/scaring me.
#721530 - i have an idea to express to you guys, and I need opinions and…  [+] (17 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#722116 - watanigga (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #721538 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
cryoticshell fuck off and stop following my comments around..
User avatar #721532 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
>time setting somewhere around Skyrim
Unless this is planned as an Elder Scrolls game, I'd like to call your knowledge of history and general sanity into question.
User avatar #721534 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Well I can't quite give a particular time period yet, as I have said it is an idea in the making, but where I want it to be is very close to when Skyrim took place but a little further, advanced, but not far with technology.
User avatar #721537 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
That doesn't help much, considering that it's the "When Skyrim took place" part that's confusing/scaring me.
User avatar #721533 - smashingkills (11/15/2013) [-]
I think he means the sword and bows time period.
User avatar #721535 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
Pretty sure "The sword and bows period" covers at least ten thousand years there.
User avatar #721547 - leonhardt (11/15/2013) [-]
Maybe middle of the Classical Era, if we're going by Civ 5 standards?
User avatar #721549 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
But wasn't the Elder Scroll based on more of a fantasy middle ages?
User avatar #721550 - leonhardt (11/15/2013) [-]
Yes, but Earth was never a fantasy world.
User avatar #721551 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
Exactly, hence why I included the word "Fantasy", to imply that it was like the middle ages but different in such a way.
User avatar #721553 - leonhardt (11/15/2013) [-]
So wait, what's the problem here?
User avatar #721555 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
He seems to be either accidentally implying or honestly believing that "Skyrim times" were an actual historical period.
User avatar #721556 - leonhardt (11/15/2013) [-]
Or maybe he was using it as a reference for the style and general idea for his setting?
User avatar #721557 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
I'll mark you down as an "Accidentally implying" guy.
User avatar #721558 - leonhardt (11/15/2013) [-]
He wasn't implying it at all
User avatar #721559 - feelythefeel (11/15/2013) [-]
Yes, he was.
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Give me a chance I need... 0
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#5 - Comment deleted 11/15/2013 on An idea, and I need input 0
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#1 - This video is on front page for videos take it down... 10/20/2013 on Watch 0
#1 - Wrong section 10/20/2013 on bustybri 0
#14 - oh god  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Shaving Level: Pro 0
#15 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
I know. Also I suppose I'm just a pretty natural guy. I might consider it if a future girlfriend is annoyed by it, I suppose.
#12 - crotch rot?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Shaving Level: Pro 0
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - telekinesis (10/19/2013) [-]
oh god
#15 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
I know. Also I suppose I'm just a pretty natural guy. I might consider it if a future girlfriend is annoyed by it, I suppose.
#10 - Why wouldn't you?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Shaving Level: Pro 0
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
Because I don't like crotch rot very much.
User avatar #12 - telekinesis (10/19/2013) [-]
crotch rot?
User avatar #13 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - telekinesis (10/19/2013) [-]
oh god
#15 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [-]
I know. Also I suppose I'm just a pretty natural guy. I might consider it if a future girlfriend is annoyed by it, I suppose.
#71 - ***** ***** ***** 10/17/2013 on Music 0
#35 - Ditto, why the **** does it cut off my damn words...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2013 on Don't be creative again... +1
User avatar #49 - snakefire (10/17/2013) [-]
if you use the word to and put a period after, it erases it.

Just admin trolling.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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