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telekinesis

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Gender: male
Age: 55
Facebook Profile: Telekinesis
Youtube Channel: Telekinesis
Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
Video Games Played: Telekinesis
X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:1/07/2015
Location:Rapture
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Content Thumbs: 884 total,  1099 ,  215
Comment Thumbs: 655 total,  821 ,  166
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Content Views:78314
Times Content Favorited:31 times
Total Comments Made:524
FJ Points:1273
Use me to throw objects at foes.

latest user's comments

#123 - Okay, love you sweetie. 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
#120 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
User avatar #122 - dracolegacy (01/14/2014) [-]
...... i'll be back in 4 months to wish you happy one year...
User avatar #123 - telekinesis (01/14/2014) [-]
Okay, love you sweetie.
#207 - But ************ is so nice  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on Every Fucking Time 0
User avatar #217 - rekcufpikdum (01/07/2014) [-]
no he isnt, hes a twat
#37 - Good choice, although I would personally like a snow tiger, I … 01/05/2014 on Dream big +1
#35 - ************ it has been fun learning about you, but th…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Dream big +1
User avatar #36 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
I would have a middle-sized dog because dogs are friendlier than Cats, fish or lizards

ive liked these questions
User avatar #38 - manicekman (01/05/2014) [-]
Can I join in this interview?

Why do you live in Great Britain?
User avatar #39 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
because i was born here
User avatar #40 - manicekman (01/05/2014) [-]
But your steam profile is czechrep1993 Explain!
User avatar #41 - mudkipfucker (01/06/2014) [-]
back in 2008-2011 i used czechrep in all my usernames

i just picked a random country
User avatar #37 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Good choice, although I would personally like a snow tiger, I like your choice as well. I am pleased to hear you liked these questions. Have a fantastic day.
#321 - ************ , vault 106 always freaked me out because I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Fallout: Vaults Pt.2 0
User avatar #324 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
I did encounter it, i found it strange, but it was one of the better random wasteland things in Fallout 3
#17 - That's always good to know. 01/05/2014 on asthma 0
#15 - ************ , do you have any health problems? I have v…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on asthma 0
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
Not that i know of
User avatar #17 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
That's always good to know.
#80 - This is pleasing to know. 01/05/2014 on Madafakin' cant! 0
#76 - ************ , serious question, power over friendship …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Madafakin' cant! 0
User avatar #79 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
i would go for friendship over power, i dont like having power over things
User avatar #80 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
This is pleasing to know.
#104 - Fascinating. 01/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#99 - ************ this is touching wouldn't you say? Do you …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#102 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind having kids, but being a gay, that makes the whole process more difficult
#165 - volksworgen (01/06/2014) [-]
Gay you say~? *takes notes*
User avatar #122 - pokimone (01/05/2014) [-]
You can always adopt a baby. I'm infertile, but thats what my wife and I are doing. You can still have yourself a little baby. ^^
User avatar #104 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Fascinating.
#34 - Interesting. In the next few hours, I'm going to learn a lot a… 01/05/2014 on So manly +1
#32 - ************ what would you have done in this situation…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on So manly +2
#33 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
<- i would of done this
User avatar #34 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Interesting. In the next few hours, I'm going to learn a lot about you.
#94 - ************ , have you ever taken a selfie? Was it bad?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Selfielympics +2
User avatar #98 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
i would try, but my phone doesnt have a front camera
User avatar #110 - rappwr (01/05/2014) [-]
But mirrors are totally real
User avatar #111 - mudkipfucker (01/05/2014) [-]
how can they be?
our eyes aren't even real
#298 - Drainbramage , who was your first love, mine was a girl named Cassidy.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on First Love 0
User avatar #299 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I've already commented on this post.




It's Raven from Teen Titans.
#53 - Drainbramage , I don't like the way dory's mouth is over that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Have you seen my son?? 0
User avatar #54 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
can u not?
#10 - Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on telekinesis's profile 0
User avatar #11 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#8 - Why not you?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on telekinesis's profile 0
User avatar #9 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to fuck with ya.
User avatar #11 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#6 - Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on telekinesis's profile 0
User avatar #7 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to fuck with ya.
User avatar #11 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#131 - Drainbramage , did you like this game? I found myself bored af…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Gta V in a nutshell 0
User avatar #132 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I didn't play too much of it honestly.





Stop doing this, I'm scared.
#392 - Drainbramage , what is your morning workout? I do this one but…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... 0
User avatar #393 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I do this one too.






Please stop.
#383 - I do, and it takes a lot more than just going to the gym for a… 01/05/2014 on The new year is here... 0
#103 - Hey drainbramage , what what you do if you had your very own t…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Fixing 0
User avatar #112 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Everything.





This is the second time I've been mentioned like this today, what kind of cult activity is going on right now
#81 - Sometimes, and when I open a new tab or just a new browser, a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2014 on Deer in the house 0
User avatar #82 - dharkmoswen (01/02/2014) [-]
Hmm... I've got pretty much the same problem

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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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