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Gender: male
Age: 54
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X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Rapture
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Content Ranking:#8297
Comment Ranking:#17448
Highest Content Rank:#2797
Highest Comment Rank:#5344
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#96 - I like you, have a happy song for making me happy. 02/24/2014 on Philosophy +4
#196 - Yeah I need sauce. 02/24/2014 on Children's units of... 0
#84 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on OH GOD KILL IT +2
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#79 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2014 on OH GOD KILL IT +14
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#54 - **telekinesis rolled a random comment #7823932 posted by s… 02/18/2014 on tumblr silver 3 0
#35 - Well way to ruin my fun in this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Genitals +2
#36 - limegreentomatoes (02/17/2014) [-]
Okay to be fair, I'm really good friends with the people I touch and somehow that jokingly touching has become a sign of our friendships
#32 - > Implying anime neckbeards could get anywhere near other p…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Genitals +5
#34 - limegreentomatoes (02/17/2014) [-]
Well that's where you'd be surprised.
And I can barely grow facial hair so...
And sometimes I manage to be very sneaky, which results in a fist in my face but I don't mind, makes for a fun memory
User avatar #35 - telekinesis (02/17/2014) [-]
Well way to ruin my fun in this.
#36 - limegreentomatoes (02/17/2014) [-]
Okay to be fair, I'm really good friends with the people I touch and somehow that jokingly touching has become a sign of our friendships
#120 - Comment deleted 02/15/2014 on welp 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Why I don't like memes. +3
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#2 - Comment deleted 02/11/2014 on Why I don't like memes. +3
#2 - Comment deleted 02/10/2014 on Dark Souls 2 PVP changes in... +1
#7709797 - What. 02/08/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#256 - I said the same thing, makes no sense. It must just be self es…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 10 0
User avatar #258 - holybronybatman (02/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. I wish I knew him, he looks like a dude who would go to a gym with you, and then not insult you if you were doing badly.
#3 - I guess everyone has their own way of getting saucy . …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2014 on Yup +78
#36 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
By the tits of my ancestors, that's one smooth gif.
#21 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
did u just
User avatar #11 - tippidyt (02/04/2014) [-]
I like your pun but I dislike your taste in food.
But i'm gonna thumb anyway.
#8 - macbookfan (02/04/2014) [-]
You will get a reluctant thumb from me
pineapple pizza...
#1 - This joke is really dry .  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2014 on Gay (Read Desc) +94
#12 - jamesisnotreal (02/04/2014) [-]
that just made my asshole pucker immensely
#4 - I guess safety wasn't taken into play when he got the … 02/03/2014 on Bad Decision dump? 0
#98 - Whatever happened to their civilization and why did it die off…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Ancient Egypt Compilation... +2
User avatar #160 - bithcwits (01/28/2014) [-]
that should also say "great citadels razed", not "raised".
User avatar #137 - bithcwits (01/28/2014) [-]
Seriously, read about the sea peoples. If there was a setting for a historical novel in Egypt, it's then, they're like the goddamned Reapers.
User avatar #208 - fonakis (01/28/2014) [-]
Talking about historical novels set in Egypt: have you read The Egyptian by Mika Waltari? (wanted to mention it, Waltari's the only writer from my homeland who has written a novel to be adapted as a Hollywood film). It's really good, albeit it takes a while to sort of get into it.
User avatar #222 - bithcwits (01/28/2014) [-]
No, I haven't actually - haven't had too much time for pleasure reading recently
User avatar #128 - bithcwits (01/28/2014) [-]
It's pretty complex, and related to a whole load of reasons. One of the main ones was kind of just inertia. Government got so complex and corrupt that by the 20th Dynasty, the country had essentially split up into several much smaller countries under the nominal heading of a weak king. Likewise, other countries just got stronger - Egypt's traditional enemies in Libya, Nubia and Assyria all overtook Egypt in power and, esepecially in the case of Nubia, had grudges against Egypt which led to them joyously kicking the shit out of Egypt when they got the chance.

Then there were the Sea Peoples. These guys are cool. In the mid Rammeside period, out of nowhere this horde of barbarians descends on the ancient near east, and fucks everyhting up. Mycenean Greece is destroyed, with the great citadels raised, cities across the Levant are burned, the Hittite Empire is annihilated over night, and many ports are besieged. There is this wonderful set of letters from one fo the minor kings of, I think, Byblos, where he repeatedly begs the Egyptian king for more soldiers, and then ends up going "Stop sending me spearmen I need archers, why aren't you sending me archers!". Then the letters stop, and the only things found after on the site are burned buildings.... So these guys attack Egypt, and Egypt is the only nation that defeats them, but it takes a serious cost, so Egypt is weeakened, making it easier prey for the other states in the area.
#90 - Nevermind...... 01/26/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp -1
#89 - PeanutBitter, I have **** text too. Let's be friends.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp -1
User avatar #90 - telekinesis (01/26/2014) [-]
Nevermind......
#328 - NEED HELP FROM ANY NORWEGIANS If you are Norwegian and c… 01/23/2014 on Swedish Erotica 0
#44 - Hey DrainBramage, what's your take on anal fisting?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Better Than A Slimy Snake +1
User avatar #68 - drainbramage (01/22/2014) [-]
Not this shit again.
#170 - My text color has never been so relevant. Thanks Admin. 01/21/2014 on inb4 le new maymay +4
#133 - > Obtain queen bee > Put the bitch in the freezer … 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +27
#256 - Anal fisting gets you a (my text color) fist. 01/21/2014 on Anal Fisting. +4
#40505 - MFW THE PARTY IS ENDING 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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