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telekinesis

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 55
Facebook Profile: Telekinesis
Youtube Channel: Telekinesis
Steam Profile: Telekinesis
Consoles Owned: Telekinesis
Video Games Played: Telekinesis
X-box Gamertag: Aperture Bot
PSN: Telekinesis
Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:1/07/2015
Location:Rapture
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 884 total,  1099 ,  215
Comment Thumbs: 655 total,  821 ,  166
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 70 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 71 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 156 Comments: Faptastic → Level 157 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Content Views:78305
Times Content Favorited:31 times
Total Comments Made:524
FJ Points:1273
Use me to throw objects at foes.

latest user's comments

#12 - Just for future reference, wasn't my intention to steal credit… 12/29/2014 on Su Mlg itz craze 0
#96 - Of course I'm gonna beg, I just lost everything worth of value… 12/28/2014 on –°hristmas mood -1
#94 - Crappy picture of what my bank currently looks like, they took…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2014 on –°hristmas mood -3
User avatar #95 - magicka (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't beg you fucking pansy
User avatar #96 - telekinesis (12/28/2014) [-]
Of course I'm gonna beg, I just lost everything worth of value, years of collecting shit just gone.
#93 - NEED HELP ! I'm an avid Runescape player still (have a lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2014 on –°hristmas mood -3
#94 - telekinesis (12/28/2014) [-]
Crappy picture of what my bank currently looks like, they took everything.
User avatar #95 - magicka (12/28/2014) [-]
Don't beg you fucking pansy
User avatar #96 - telekinesis (12/28/2014) [-]
Of course I'm gonna beg, I just lost everything worth of value, years of collecting shit just gone.
#25 - Oh boy here we go.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Ketchup +6
#26 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't know the source. Sorry.
#23 - Can I get a source?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Ketchup +1
User avatar #43 - DeathclawRulez (12/20/2014) [-]
#39 - popeflatus (12/20/2014) [-]
sauce*
#31 - bldcerealkiller (12/19/2014) [-]
There you go m8

also vimeo.com/44311431
#24 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Wasn't he covered in enough sauce?
#25 - telekinesis (12/19/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go.
#26 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't know the source. Sorry.
#81 - I just really like intelligent people.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on tarabostes's profile 0
#85 - tarabostes (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol your profile is so dedicated to telekinesis,BUT this pic aint your profile pic! it's a bloody tank! Dafuq is dis shit?
User avatar #82 - jackmanagan (12/19/2014) [-]
lol i thought you were the other guy and i was trying to figure out Why you said that
#453 - Law Enforcement Officer and Pursuit Crewmember, and it sounds meh. 12/18/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#450 - You and a few others here really helped to calm me down yester…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#452 - blackmanrollipolli (12/17/2014) [-]
that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah!
#449 - So I scored a 60, and I am more than set for the job I wanted,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? +1
User avatar #451 - cycloneclone (12/17/2014) [-]
What job are you hoping to get?
Coast Guard basic training sounds like some tough stuff.
User avatar #453 - telekinesis (12/18/2014) [-]
Law Enforcement Officer and Pursuit Crewmember, and it sounds meh.

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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - Ken M (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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