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Interests: Being used to throw objects at foes.
Date Signed Up:5/14/2013
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Rapture
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#25 - Oh boy here we go.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Ketchup +6
#26 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't know the source. Sorry.
#23 - Can I get a source?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Ketchup +1
User avatar #43 - DeathclawRulez (12/20/2014) [-]
#39 - popeflatus (12/20/2014) [-]
sauce*
#31 - bldcerealkiller (12/19/2014) [-]
There you go m8

also vimeo.com/44311431
#24 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Wasn't he covered in enough sauce?
#25 - telekinesis (12/19/2014) [-]
Oh boy here we go.
#26 - solarisofcelestia (12/19/2014) [-]
Honestly I don't know the source. Sorry.
#81 - I just really like intelligent people.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on tarabostes's profile 0
#85 - tarabostes (12/19/2014) [-]
Lol your profile is so dedicated to telekinesis,BUT this pic aint your profile pic! it's a bloody tank! Dafuq is dis shit?
User avatar #82 - jackmanagan (12/19/2014) [-]
lol i thought you were the other guy and i was trying to figure out Why you said that
#453 - Law Enforcement Officer and Pursuit Crewmember, and it sounds meh. 12/18/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#450 - You and a few others here really helped to calm me down yester…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#452 - blackmanrollipolli (12/17/2014) [-]
that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah!
#449 - So I scored a 60, and I am more than set for the job I wanted,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? +1
User avatar #451 - cycloneclone (12/17/2014) [-]
What job are you hoping to get?
Coast Guard basic training sounds like some tough stuff.
User avatar #453 - telekinesis (12/18/2014) [-]
Law Enforcement Officer and Pursuit Crewmember, and it sounds meh.
#161 - Well that makes me feel much better... although it doesn't see…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
User avatar #164 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
Its all multiple choice
It not like normal test questions where you have to sit there and think about it for a while, not really any bullshitting involved
You should also know that it is timed, but I don't think anyone in the room I was in was unable to complete a section.
#157 - On second note, congrats on the incredible score. 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
#156 - A little reassuring for sure... which sections would you say t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? 0
User avatar #159 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah those were the main ones I struggled with
But even for those, most of the questions are pretty basic and you should be able to figure it about if you think about it logically
I think they are the two smallest sections on the test anyways
#161 - telekinesis (12/16/2014) [-]
Well that makes me feel much better... although it doesn't seem as if you did any more than tell me what it is like, I do feel much better about it considering the majority of the test is "basic stuff".
At least now I am not as jittery, thanks so much.
User avatar #164 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
Its all multiple choice
It not like normal test questions where you have to sit there and think about it for a while, not really any bullshitting involved
You should also know that it is timed, but I don't think anyone in the room I was in was unable to complete a section.
User avatar #157 - telekinesis (12/16/2014) [-]
On second note, congrats on the incredible score.
#149 - SPEAKING OF LIFE I need advice fellas, I have my ASVAB t…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Poll: Is your life hard? +1
#226 - bazda (12/16/2014) [-]
Chamomile has some pretty sweet calming properties. Have a cup of tea before you go. Might help. If not, you've lost nothing.
#186 - blackmanrollipolli (12/16/2014) [-]
I took the ASVAB a while back before I enlisted, I waaaay overestimated it, most of the questions were just logic. I didn't do great in highschool i barely passed a few of my tests but if you're an above average smart guy you'll do fine. I scored a 77 which qualified me for every job in the Navy and ended up going with Aircrewman.(Hopefully on the new P-8 Poseidon) You're next concern is KNOW WHAT JOB YOU WANT BEFORE MEPS. I know alot of guys in DEP with me right now that didnt take the time to study into the jobs/rates for their branch and just took whatever they gave them at MEPS that day that they went and are unhappy now. Not every job will be available at MEPS that day, if you're not 100% happy with your job DO NOT SIGN. tell your recruiter you want to take more time to select your job as much as they dont like it. in the long run its about you not them. You can always go back and select the right job later when its available, MEPS will be able to tell your recruiter when its available. That's my advice, good luck to you brother, Hooyah!
User avatar #450 - telekinesis (12/17/2014) [-]
You and a few others here really helped to calm me down yesterday and I ant to thank you ever so much, I scored a 60 on the test and got the job I was requesting so everything is in order. You guys rule!
#452 - blackmanrollipolli (12/17/2014) [-]
that's awesome, thanks for you're future service. Hooyah!
#181 - dilcuthb (12/16/2014) [-]
Take some practice tests to get your brain in the mood as well, they help you find out the kind of general questions they'll have for you.
User avatar #153 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
I took the ASFAB last Tuesday, I was stressing it a lot, but everything turned out better than expected for the most part. Most questions were fairly easy but some sections I really didnt know shit about. Its very long but its over before you know it.
If you don't know something, use your best judgement to narrow down answers.
I got an 80 (minimum for Air Force is 50) which I hear is pretty good but I still might retake it just in case I don't qualify for all the top careers I'm interested in.
User avatar #449 - telekinesis (12/17/2014) [-]
So I scored a 60, and I am more than set for the job I wanted, wanted to thank you for calming me down
User avatar #451 - cycloneclone (12/17/2014) [-]
What job are you hoping to get?
Coast Guard basic training sounds like some tough stuff.
User avatar #453 - telekinesis (12/18/2014) [-]
Law Enforcement Officer and Pursuit Crewmember, and it sounds meh.
User avatar #156 - telekinesis (12/16/2014) [-]
A little reassuring for sure... which sections would you say they pay the most attention to? Because to be perfectly frank, I know next to nothing about electrical and auto.
User avatar #159 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah those were the main ones I struggled with
But even for those, most of the questions are pretty basic and you should be able to figure it about if you think about it logically
I think they are the two smallest sections on the test anyways
#161 - telekinesis (12/16/2014) [-]
Well that makes me feel much better... although it doesn't seem as if you did any more than tell me what it is like, I do feel much better about it considering the majority of the test is "basic stuff".
At least now I am not as jittery, thanks so much.
User avatar #164 - cycloneclone (12/16/2014) [-]
Its all multiple choice
It not like normal test questions where you have to sit there and think about it for a while, not really any bullshitting involved
You should also know that it is timed, but I don't think anyone in the room I was in was unable to complete a section.
User avatar #157 - telekinesis (12/16/2014) [-]
On second note, congrats on the incredible score.
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User avatar #5 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
plz stop
User avatar #6 to #5 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Stop what? I'm just interested in your opinion.
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
Why me?
User avatar #8 to #7 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Why not you?
User avatar #9 to #8 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
I feel as though I was rolled on some kind of board .
User avatar #10 to #9 - telekinesis (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, I just saw you like Dark Souls and that is my favorite game, so I chose to **** with ya.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drainbramage (01/05/2014) [-]
But I've been mentioned today already and now someone is on my profile.


I don't see this as a coincidence.
#3 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
Das ****
#1 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
I wasn't trolling, it was seriously a lame ass idea.

Yeah, sure, you own your own company... and I'm Bill Clinton.

On the internet we can be whatever we want to be.
User avatar #2 to #1 - telekinesis (11/15/2013) [-]
Better Burrito Company, It is not huge but it makes me 280$ a week, where's your proof of being Bill Clinton you bitch.
#4 to #2 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
Here I am on the cover of Time magazine.
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