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teleamachus

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Date Signed Up:1/20/2011
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    The fuck? The fuck?
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    OOOOH 4chan... OOOOH 4chan...
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latest user's comments

#2 - Thanks for the feedback, I'll work on it 04/29/2015 on Bird 0
#184 - dibs on dota 04/28/2015 on Fj Community Cup Event List* 0
#47 - I realize I am too late. 03/22/2015 on yoga with mom 0
#46 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on yoga with mom 0
User avatar #47 - teleamachus (03/22/2015) [-]
I realize I am too late.
#100 - can't wait to hear back from you 02/13/2015 on Volley Folly 0
#91 - if she sleeps around and does cocaine she obviously has low st…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Volley Folly 0
#92 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
That's actually really fucking true. I'm gonna attempt and then I'll let you all know if I succeed
User avatar #111 - reretzu (02/13/2015) [-]
Good luck man!
User avatar #100 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
can't wait to hear back from you
#87 - fwb situation  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Volley Folly 0
#89 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
Think it's worth it? She has such a nice ass oh my god...
User avatar #91 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
if she sleeps around and does cocaine she obviously has low standards meaning you don't have to put much work into it... see, she doesn't respect herself enough for a friend to get laid, but if you appealed to her somehow it'll swing that door wide open and you'd be in. as bad as it sounds if she's doing bad shit then try to boink while she's fucked up because that's her impression of a good time, rather than whatever you two could do. so it would elude to an enjoyable experience if you don't spaghetti

and then even if you do its just another slut that doesn't want you and the world has plenty of those
#92 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
That's actually really fucking true. I'm gonna attempt and then I'll let you all know if I succeed
User avatar #111 - reretzu (02/13/2015) [-]
Good luck man!
User avatar #100 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
can't wait to hear back from you
#84 - when you take care of yourself other people see you as capable…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Volley Folly 0
#85 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
I mean okay, I'm the guy in the hat. I'm a good friend and all that shit, all in all a nice guy. But this girl is into some deep shit right now. She kinda sleeps around, and I found out shes been doing cocaine at parties and stuff, which I'm not entirely cool with ya know? So I'm not really even sure it's worth it anymore.
User avatar #87 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
fwb situation
#89 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
Think it's worth it? She has such a nice ass oh my god...
User avatar #91 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
if she sleeps around and does cocaine she obviously has low standards meaning you don't have to put much work into it... see, she doesn't respect herself enough for a friend to get laid, but if you appealed to her somehow it'll swing that door wide open and you'd be in. as bad as it sounds if she's doing bad shit then try to boink while she's fucked up because that's her impression of a good time, rather than whatever you two could do. so it would elude to an enjoyable experience if you don't spaghetti

and then even if you do its just another slut that doesn't want you and the world has plenty of those
#92 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
That's actually really fucking true. I'm gonna attempt and then I'll let you all know if I succeed
User avatar #111 - reretzu (02/13/2015) [-]
Good luck man!
User avatar #100 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
can't wait to hear back from you
#67 - become her attraction of many sex then you put the gi…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Volley Folly +3
#81 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
Eh, she is like extremely hot and she would prefer a guy who's a lot hotter than me, you know? I've been in a hard core dry spell for the last like year.
User avatar #84 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
when you take care of yourself other people see you as capable of taking care of others as well and that's the most attractive quality in a person past their looks
#85 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
I mean okay, I'm the guy in the hat. I'm a good friend and all that shit, all in all a nice guy. But this girl is into some deep shit right now. She kinda sleeps around, and I found out shes been doing cocaine at parties and stuff, which I'm not entirely cool with ya know? So I'm not really even sure it's worth it anymore.
User avatar #87 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
fwb situation
#89 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
Think it's worth it? She has such a nice ass oh my god...
User avatar #91 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
if she sleeps around and does cocaine she obviously has low standards meaning you don't have to put much work into it... see, she doesn't respect herself enough for a friend to get laid, but if you appealed to her somehow it'll swing that door wide open and you'd be in. as bad as it sounds if she's doing bad shit then try to boink while she's fucked up because that's her impression of a good time, rather than whatever you two could do. so it would elude to an enjoyable experience if you don't spaghetti

and then even if you do its just another slut that doesn't want you and the world has plenty of those
#92 - eyyboss (02/13/2015) [-]
That's actually really fucking true. I'm gonna attempt and then I'll let you all know if I succeed
User avatar #111 - reretzu (02/13/2015) [-]
Good luck man!
User avatar #100 - teleamachus (02/13/2015) [-]
can't wait to hear back from you
#274 - Nine years ago in 2006 I was ten years old browsing the interw… 02/11/2015 on How did you find FJ and get... 0

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