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Date Signed Up:11/19/2009
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#75 - Futt bucking? 07/05/2012 on Graveyard +2
#352 - Did he... Get caught? 07/05/2012 on Baby sitting 0
#53 - Must... Not... Cry... 07/05/2012 on Crabs Lost Love +1
#213 - Allergic to water? How... Do you survive when you're …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on Interesting People +8
User avatar #223 - MurphyUK (07/05/2012) [-]
My brother has the same thing, it does not kill him it just gives him a rash, he is also alergic to his own sweat.
User avatar #221 - thisismahusername (07/05/2012) [-]
I think it's only when water contacts with her skin, or smth like that.
#50 - So... Half Life channel?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on Whatcha thinking about? -4
User avatar #52 - fishystickmorgan (07/05/2012) [-]
no. we already have an enough cancerous site.
#528 - You don't fuck with Pit Bulls. You just don't. … 07/05/2012 on WARNING DO NOT SCROLL DOWN... +2
#659 - Finally, a real man.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on character creation +5
#667 - nuggetry (07/05/2012) [-]
#360 - Nope. 07/05/2012 on Fallout 0
#321 - You should probably get that checked. 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) +2
#328 - God fucking dammit. 07/04/2012 on omg +1
#326 - **tehweave rolled a random image posted in comment #6303159 …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on omg +6
User avatar #328 - tehweave (07/04/2012) [-]
God fucking dammit.
#286 - Picture 07/04/2012 on Taste the RAINBOW(DASH) +14
#68 - Buying a mac: Number one. SUCK IT WRYHORNET 07/04/2012 on sometimes... +1
#47 - I am turned on. I'm not sure why. 07/03/2012 on Found this on my phone last... +9
#121 - See... "We are young" is now playing in my head. 07/03/2012 on The song is now in your head 0
#83 - Dude... Disarm the trip wire. Just sayin! 07/03/2012 on every fucking time -1
#16 - I like my job. I still complain from time to time bec… 07/02/2012 on No complaining! +1
#293 - FJ? Do we care about what anonymous thinks?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on That is unacceptable +1
#305 - femanonspanki (07/02/2012) [-]
minus the homo
#168 - Alright let's be realistic here. I don't like Justin Bieber. H…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on what would you choose? +14
#173 - walruskiwi (07/02/2012) [-]
finally someone who's realistic.
jb sucks, but so do a lot of other artists, including some metal/rock bands. also some pop artists are actually alright. music is art no mater how you look at it, it's an expressive medium and people should be able to view it any way they want
#27 - Ash... Ash, go back. 07/02/2012 on This seems about right 0
#65 - Motorolla, Nokia, and Blackberry have been around for a long a…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/02/2012 on Evolution +44
#157 - ville (07/02/2012) [-]
#71 - thefuckingpatsfan (07/02/2012) [-]
6 years is more than enough time for at least some progress.
#336 - jinkazama (07/02/2012) [-]
PCs have looked the same for the last 15 or so years.
Are pcs now the same as PCs then? No, didn't think so.
I'm not a fan of apple but you are just making yourself look stupid.
#73 - Jevonsp (07/02/2012) [-]
And there has been progress. duh. lol look at the original iphone compared to the 4s.
#74 - thefuckingpatsfan (07/02/2012) [-]
6 years to make it a centimeter taller?
#91 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah besides the processor, battery, RAM, Retina Display, improved Touch Interface, better reception, data management, physical materials, and iOS software updates...
There has been no advancements in iPhone technology
#92 - thefuckingpatsfan (07/02/2012) [-]
Either you're an apple representative paid to spew retarded bullshit like that, or you're a sheep that mimics what it hears from apple representatives. because all of that isn't significant in the slightest. ram, battery, touch interface, reception? too bad those are all still crap on those phones.
#76 - tastystew (07/02/2012) [-]
why fix something's that's not broken.

there's nothing wrong with the current iPhone design, and the other brands have changed to design to decrease in size, more portable, supporting touchscreen/cameras/better display etc.
#131 - blaankie (07/02/2012) [-]
if you would work at apple with that statement you would be fired by now :)
#118 - drewsky (07/02/2012) [-]
Let's compare the iPhone 4S to the Nokia Lumia 900, shall we? Siri is fucking retarded to begin with, if you aren't screaming at her, she doesn't understand what it is you're saying. Also, the microphone and speaker on the iPhones has always been shitty. That's not really something that a company based on being creative and wanting to be made famous for it's ability to play media wants to be known for. Those are just some of the cons of the iPhone 4S, now for the Lumia 900. The speaker isn't quite what I was expecting it to be, but it's good enough that I can hear it clearly from about 30-40 feet away. The battery life isn't what I thought it would be, but it still lasts all day even with constant texting. Now for some pros on both phones. The iPhone 4S is a HUGE step up from the iPhone 4, it's much faster, has a larger memory space, and the touch interface is much better. It's not too big and it's not too small, it fits comfortably in one's pocket. For the Lumia 900, it's much faster and has a smoother interface than the iPhone 4S, hell, it's even faster than the Galaxy S2 which is why Apple had to make the iPhone 4S in the first place. I really like the weight of the Lumia 900, it's not extremely heavy and it's thin as well as comfortable to be carrying around all day. In a drop test, the Lumia 900 surpassed the iPhone 4S in every angle and height. The screen doesn't shatter at all, since Nokia has been investing in Gorilla Glass.

I'm currently using the Lumia 900 and my mom uses the iPhone 4S, that's how I know my phone is fast, lighter weight, and easier to use.
User avatar #299 - korsgaard (07/02/2012) [-]
Why is this thumbed down?
User avatar #350 - drewsky (07/02/2012) [-]
There must be a lot of Apple fan boys here.
#184 - xxxpunosxxx (07/02/2012) [-]
Good points.
User avatar #351 - drewsky (07/02/2012) [-]
I thought so.
#64 - "I have too much spare time." No, you're ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2012 on I have to much spare time 0
User avatar #67 - theawkwardbros (07/02/2012) [-]
Read the comments.

This guy stole this and claimed it as his own, because he's a loser.
#10 - He makes a compelling argument. Not gonna lie. 07/02/2012 on Facebook (2) +8
#21 - That monster's face will haunt my dreams for all eternity. 07/02/2012 on Meanwhile in an alternate... +3
#23 - ASS-LESS CHAPS 07/02/2012 on O_o 0
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#30 - blartonfairweather (07/10/2012) [-]
Hi friend, Whats up?
User avatar #31 to #31 - tehweave (07/11/2012) [-]
Hello... Random person? I'm fine. How are you?
User avatar #18 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Hi! I'd like to talk about Mass Effect, if you have time.
User avatar #19 to #19 - tehweave (04/20/2012) [-]
Uh, sure!
User avatar #20 to #20 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Yay. First off: What do you usually pick? Spacer/Earth; Sole Survivor/Warhero; Renenage/Paragon, etc.
User avatar #21 to #21 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
First play through I took a femshep through Earth/Sole survivor and played it mostly paragon. Engineer class.

Currently working on a second play through doing an earth/war hero maleshep mostly renegade. Biotic class.
User avatar #22 to #22 - amuxchan (04/21/2012) [-]
You know war hero gives you extra paragon points? I usually go with femShep Colonist/war hero, inflitrator and mostly paragon. I'm re-playing ME2 and did you play ME3 yet?
User avatar #23 to #23 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
Yes. Beat ME3 with femshep and just started ME1 with maleshep. Took the same character through all three games.

I need to look up the wiki for paragon/renegade points, I'd like to get a maleshep that gets renegade points easily.
User avatar #24 to #24 - amuxchan (04/22/2012) [-]
Earth born and ruthless are the renegade starters. Spacer/war hero are paragon starters.

Do you romance anyone playing man/femShep?
User avatar #25 to #25 - tehweave (04/23/2012) [-]
Liara all through 3 games as femshep.

Thinking of going an ashley/tali route for maleshep.

Though I'd like to play a game where I don't kill of Kaidan. He's died in both runs thus far.
User avatar #26 to #26 - amuxchan (04/23/2012) [-]
I dont really like saving Kaidan as femShep. He follows her around like some sort of lost puppy and even if you only talked to him once if you save him on Virimire he's all like "Ashley died instead of me because we're together" and I was like "WTF I only talked to you one time."
User avatar #27 to #27 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
It is strange. Kaidan attaches himself to femshep pretty easily. I was having to fend him off in ME1 as femshep, seeing as how my options were:

Generic rugged male
Blue alien with feminine form

As opposed to

Generic female
Blue alien with feminine form

For maleshep.
User avatar #28 to #28 - amuxchan (04/24/2012) [-]
Well at least ME2 options are pretty good for femShep--and then go back to sucking in ME3. Seeing as Kaidan/Ash are all "You joined the bad guys.. you meanie head! HATE YOUR GUTS" and then more "Hate your guts, oh nevermind you're cool now cause Vega said so"

I dont really like either of them, honestly. I wish I could do super renegade and leave them both on Virimire. Maybe pick up a super cool gun instead or something, I dunno.
User avatar #29 to #29 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
Super cool gun... If the collector particle beam was available during the first game, you could just pick that up.

"Shepherd! You need to go get Kaidan!"
"Forget that! Save Ashley!"
"Joker, bring the normandy to me."
"What?"
"Fuck those two! BRING THE GODDAMN SHIP HERE."
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#6 - N. Korean citizen (03/17/2012) [-]
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