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tehweave

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/19/2009
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Kansas
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#44 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Sweet Jeebus!? 0
#26 - HAH 05/29/2015 on a true gentleman +7
#45 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Apparently Impressed +34
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Random racist thought 0
User avatar #4 - pebar (05/29/2015) [-]
as long as you're not hurting anyone, just accept your sexual preferences
#487 - Friday: I work, then spend the evening with GF. Saturday: … 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
#58 - Aaaaaaaaaamerica.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Neat 0
User avatar #96 - luckyspirit (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, because the post was so obviously made by Americans. Even so, most schools have optional classes dedicated to learning Microsoft software. I speak from experience because I needed to credits.

Spoiler: the class was fucking boring as hell for me.
#100 - Can't sleep. Building magic decks. 05/28/2015 on Why are you not asleep? 0
#15 - It's times like this that make me wonder if you people have ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Whores.. -3
#25 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
We could say the same to you.
#13 - At least 4chan is aware. Also, women typically tend t…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Whores.. -13
User avatar #20 - greatbear (05/28/2015) [-]
i don't understand why you are being thumbed down.
User avatar #18 - sweetellie (05/28/2015) [-]
I'm 19 years old and I've never had sex, or acted slutty in public, or worn overly revealing clothing because that stuff isn't me and it makes me uncomfortable. No need to generalize, not everyone's the same.
User avatar #17 - beatmasterz (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off with the redpill nonsense.
#14 - funnynsfw (05/28/2015) [-]
Yeah! Once the whore is off the cock carousel, and can't live the lifestyle she used to because she aged like milk and has to "settle", just take her in! The past is the past, right?

Fuck off.
User avatar #15 - tehweave (05/28/2015) [-]
It's times like this that make me wonder if you people have ever actually communicated with another human being outside of the internet.
#25 - Absolute Madman (05/28/2015) [-]
We could say the same to you.
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#34 - chronicliar (03/21/2015) [-]
Op delivers gif instead of drawing
Op delivers gif instead of drawing
User avatar #35 to #34 - tehweave (03/21/2015) [-]
HAH
#30 - blartonfairweather (07/10/2012) [-]
Hi friend, Whats up?
User avatar #31 to #31 - tehweave (07/11/2012) [-]
Hello... Random person? I'm fine. How are you?
User avatar #18 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Hi! I'd like to talk about Mass Effect, if you have time.
User avatar #19 to #19 - tehweave (04/20/2012) [-]
Uh, sure!
User avatar #20 to #20 - amuxchan (04/20/2012) [-]
Yay. First off: What do you usually pick? Spacer/Earth; Sole Survivor/Warhero; Renenage/Paragon, etc.
User avatar #21 to #21 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
First play through I took a femshep through Earth/Sole survivor and played it mostly paragon. Engineer class.

Currently working on a second play through doing an earth/war hero maleshep mostly renegade. Biotic class.
User avatar #22 to #22 - amuxchan (04/21/2012) [-]
You know war hero gives you extra paragon points? I usually go with femShep Colonist/war hero, inflitrator and mostly paragon. I'm re-playing ME2 and did you play ME3 yet?
User avatar #23 to #23 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
Yes. Beat ME3 with femshep and just started ME1 with maleshep. Took the same character through all three games.

I need to look up the wiki for paragon/renegade points, I'd like to get a maleshep that gets renegade points easily.
User avatar #24 to #24 - amuxchan (04/22/2012) [-]
Earth born and ruthless are the renegade starters. Spacer/war hero are paragon starters.

Do you romance anyone playing man/femShep?
User avatar #25 to #25 - tehweave (04/23/2012) [-]
Liara all through 3 games as femshep.

Thinking of going an ashley/tali route for maleshep.

Though I'd like to play a game where I don't kill of Kaidan. He's died in both runs thus far.
User avatar #26 to #26 - amuxchan (04/23/2012) [-]
I dont really like saving Kaidan as femShep. He follows her around like some sort of lost puppy and even if you only talked to him once if you save him on Virimire he's all like "Ashley died instead of me because we're together" and I was like "WTF I only talked to you one time."
User avatar #27 to #27 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
It is strange. Kaidan attaches himself to femshep pretty easily. I was having to fend him off in ME1 as femshep, seeing as how my options were:

Generic rugged male
Blue alien with feminine form

As opposed to

Generic female
Blue alien with feminine form

For maleshep.
User avatar #28 to #28 - amuxchan (04/24/2012) [-]
Well at least ME2 options are pretty good for femShep--and then go back to sucking in ME3. Seeing as Kaidan/Ash are all "You joined the bad guys.. you meanie head! HATE YOUR GUTS" and then more "Hate your guts, oh nevermind you're cool now cause Vega said so"

I dont really like either of them, honestly. I wish I could do super renegade and leave them both on Virimire. Maybe pick up a super cool gun instead or something, I dunno.
User avatar #29 to #29 - tehweave (04/24/2012) [-]
Super cool gun... If the collector particle beam was available during the first game, you could just pick that up.

"Shepherd! You need to go get Kaidan!"
"Forget that! Save Ashley!"
"Joker, bring the normandy to me."
"What?"
" **** those two! BRING THE GODDAMN SHIP HERE."
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#6 - Absolute Madman (03/17/2012) [-]
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