You choose the one pony I hardly have any R34 of.

You, of all people.
There is one image i want.
BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.

This is all I have.

Must keep searching..

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=pBKlm-RX2zU&feature=myfavorites&list=FLG0kWdBDlnzET1BTTMJsvg

Does this F-150 come stock with a gun rack?

Battlefield > CoD

Well duh, but they're still pretty awesome

Drink them.

No way man, they look fucking sweet, i don't want to drink them.

Plus, i only have about 500 points, they cost 4 times that

Kill some crawlers.

Good idea!

Please?
Just for a bit?

...

STARING CONTEST, GO.

Hello. How are you?

...

Katawa Shoujo is a really cool visual novel.
I never got around to doing Shizune's path, though. I was going to do her next, but I only did Emi.

...

So...
If it's okay, can you talk out of character for a bit? I like making new friends.

...

No?
Well, okay.

So, can you please?

Maybe someday?
Please?

...

I don't mean to be rude, but I don't understand how you and I can carry on a conversation without you talking. :/

Please?
I really want to be your friend.

SHIZUUUUUUUNE. PLEASE.

...

I bribe you with wubs.

>Restart game
>Skip mode on
>Skip to close to where you were at
>Enjoy sex

I tried that it,it only skips for a while before stopping and it's not really the sex I just felt bad because I was able to get 2 endings but one was bad and one was friendship.
I wanted the relationship one.

When it stops, you can make a choice.

I meant it'll stop at random text.

I dunno then. Beats the hell out of me.

Eh,I might play it again and try to get a different character path.

I should start playing it again.

I ended up going down a path that killed the main character.
I'm horrible at this.

Yeah,it is fun.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=MnhkyKX17VI
I shouldn't dance.

I'll be there as soon as this video is done uploading.
I don't want to lag.

Understandable!

YOU CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME.
I'M ABOUT TO GO PLAY REACH.

I'm at school anyway.
Talk later?

Yeah, sure.

You mean people that fap to pony Rule 34?

eeeeeyup

I'll answer when you give your opinion. ;-;

I just made this rant on my FB page, Equestrian Debate Team:
Time for a rant.
I always see a whole bunch of controversy over cloppers.
"Its wrong, its gross, it ruins the fanbase."
PSHAW.
People like, what they like. Do you think they want to like the stuff they do, when every one is telling them how wrong it is?
It's not like they are saying YOU have to like it or clop to it, no. It doesn't concern you as to what they do in their room alone, and it shouldn't. And if some one had the urge to tell you about what they like, for whatever reason, simply tell them you don't want to know if you don't.
People argue that "Oh, its annoying and disgusting when i look up pony pics and see Rule 34!"
Well, what I have to say about that is, get over it. Does it just shatter your world when you see it? Doubtful.
Some people say that R34 ruins the show for them. If a freakin' drawing ruins an entire show for you, maybe you didn't like it that much in the first place- and that's totally cool, too.

Well, this picture describes my opinion.

LIKEA BAWSE.

I AM A FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

So, how are you? Anything you wanna talk about?

Yes! Religion.
Whats your take on it?

Well, I'm agnostic-atheist. I don't believe that a deity exists and I don't believe that there's a way to even know that a deity exists.
What's yours?

Look up the egg theory.
thats as close as i'll ever come to thinking something might be legit.
but oddly enough, i have the same views as you! XD

So... Huh. This egg theory is pretty interesting...

It's good to finally meet someone who has the same views as I do! :P

WAT
LOL
DAT GIF

I remember you saying a while back you wanted funny .gifs...
I got a few more, if you want. :P

HELL.
YES.

Also, are you busy? Or am I bothering you? I can come back later, if you want.

HELL.
NO.

Well, that's all for now. I'm out of .gifs, I'm sorry.

BUT YOU SEEM BUSY. ;-;

These next ones all go together.

(Bottom one is second one, this is last)

Don't let that happen, Ian.
You.
Are not.
Stupid.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?feature=playerdetailpage&v=geLR0_mLYM#t=356s

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ_JAgHxR14
Where has this been all my life.

Jimmy is a good guitarist.

One of the best.
andwut.

You did?

Can't say I've seen them.

They're great.
[url deleted]
So, Black Sabbath Rock Band footage.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9AA5fs2Y Labd8x7fdejYPot

OH FUCK YUO.

YUO*

UYO*

FUCK.

Well, this is going swimmingly.

lolwutdidyoudo?

I don't know.

Oh?

I'm stupid.

And i'm an admiral.

No.

Hello, admiral.

I'm not that gay.

I'm still stupid.
Rachel's told me that I'm an idiot and that I'm not smart.
And she is correct.

Remember all the paranoia and fear I've had over the past 5 months, Ian?

Yes.

It was because i took a statement like that too seriously.
If i would've looked into the evil, i would've realized that that was the reasoning behind the accusations.
I let it get to me.

Take this into consideration, Ian.
She's so far away from being related to me that I've been repeatedly asked to not call her my cousin.
If we are related in my way, it's from a single strand of DNA.
We've known one another since we were born.
I explained it to Hayes as well.

Did you at least pull out?

Condom, Ian.

Like a... sir?

Could it be sir-like?

I dunno.

Greek?

I miss that show so much.

You and me both.

Also, you got me into PewDie.

PERFECT, BITCHES!

The SCP-087-b makes me pee myself.

Happy Wheels is amazing with him.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=tRl0UqUUGBU

So Robin Gibb is dead.

Wait.
Really?

Yeah. It's been all over the news.

Let me guess.

Cancer?

Eeyup.

Knew it.

So, I found myself tagged in this picture.
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ME NEEGUH

I RECOGNIZE YOU ANYWHURR BRO

Red: Ex-girlfriend
Yellow: Girls I was interested in

Ex, huh?
Names?

Ex: Riley.
Girls (from left to right): Savannah, Ciara, Morgan.

Lucky.

Girls that were interested in me:
...
Riley

Problems with Riley:
>Hipster
>Crazy as tits
>She's a YOLO person
>Complains about everything
>Broke up with me because she didn't see me for three days

>YOLO.
>Kill her.

I haven't talked to her for over six months and I plan on keeping it that way.

What about the other three?
Also, I'm bi-sexual.

Savannah: Never liked me, counted me as a brother
Morgan: Never really got into me, I don't talk to her anymore
Ciara: She's a bitch

And I'm not surprised, to be honest.

Oh?

And why'r you interested in her if she's a bitch?

SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen. Subject is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.

Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?

Description: SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape constantly change, though most of the time its form is the size of a large beanbag chair. Composition of SCP-999 is oil-based, but consists of a substance unknown to modern science. Other than a thin, transparent membrane surrounding the orange mass, subject appears to have no other organs to speak of.

It's best SCP.

Please watch my new video.

I am, Ian!
Multitasking and listening.

I need a new microphone.
My birthday is next week.

They do sound a bit weird.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004
Also.

When did you get so into SCP?

Past week.

Shit's interesting, bro.

Diamond Rainbow Dash?

Diamond phone.

You've convinced me.
If I decide to do science, I'll go into biology.

I suppose you understand what I mean then.

That the animals and our surroundings are always changing, making way for new studies via evolution.

plus there are probably thousands of species of fish in the ocean we haven't even discovered.

Yeah, there're organisms we probably don't even know exist yet.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3694962/Chemistry/

Once again, touche.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=5CQ1pf5LRD0

I lmao'd with the tourrette's cat in the back ground with that shadow thing chasing you.

Also that thing in the beginning is a statue that, when direct eye contact is not made, snaps the neck of nearby humans.

I.
Hate.
That statue thing.

I could imagine.

You should read a few of the scp's like scp 30 or scp 07 (the shadow kid or something)

FUCK THAT.
I'M SCARED ENOUGH.
;-;

SCP 30 is kinda cool though.

Not alot are scary really, just interesting.

After this:
http://www.youtube . com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5CQ1pf5LRD0#t=51s
I'm not too hell-bent on reading SCP stuff.

Anyways I can explain it.

I don't know why, but whenever I think of this scp, I think of mr. manhattan from watchmen

SCP 30 is a man that has blue sapphire like eyes, and is fluent in 6 languages, and 2 languages not known to humans.

It frequently allows itself to be examined and does not act hostile in any manner, and is very knowledgable.

it's kinda cool.

Another one is the all and nothing.

It's a small orb thing that only makes itself apparent to those strong of religious will and it projects images pretaining to one's religion, no matter what it is.

it's kinda interesting

My curiosity is piqued.

Like I said, of the maybe 40 I read, only about 4-8 of them were any sort of scary.

They are all very interesting, even the scary ones.

So...
Career day's tomorrow. I don't even know where I should look.
I know I'm looking at a lawyer career, but I can choose two others to look at.

Something less specific.

Perhaps like engineering, nursing, programming, something with a wide spectrum of possibilities

Also, being a lawyer requires extensive knowledge of court cases, laws of any sort, and excellent english grades

Well, I have some knowledge of court cases, I'm all right with laws, and I always get A's in English.

But I might look into nursing, and math isn't really my greatest subject, so engineering might be out.

I'm talking thousands of court cases, not just well known or supreme court ones here.

Touche.

just saiyan

plus being a lawyer is high demand and high stress.

if you can do it, then you can make bank though.

I'm somewhat interested in science, too.

I like science.

If you do, do biology.

statistically, every decade, our knowledge of biology doubles from the previous decade.

would be interesting.

But what about chemistry?

Unlike biology, which is constantly changing, adapting, and shifting around us, chemistry is fixed. potassium will always be potassium. oxygen will always be oxygen.

But humans won't always be humans.

Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU

Lol no problem.

Also, sort of related (because horror games), I'm getting Amnesia soon. You ever played it?

Sadly, no. My graphics card isn't compatible with it, so I can't really play it...
Though I would LOVE to play it. It would be fun as hell.

And I'll be back in a few minutes, I need to go eat.

Alright, peace.

I'm kind of worried about that, tbh. My computer may have been bought at the same time as Amnesia (2010), but my computer can barely handle RS in HD.

Worried about my graphics card? Or something else?

Mine I would presume lol.

Oh...
Well, that's not good at all.
At least you don't have Intel.

I have a Dell.

Feel sorry for me. ;_;

Well...
;-;

Thanks. Lol.

I guess I scream like a school-girl. :P

That game's fucking scary, even by just watching someone play it. I probably would too, not gonna lie.

One of these days... I'll fucking beat that game.
I promise you that.

YOU BETTER.

http://www.youtube . com/watch?v=NmCCQxVBfyM
Make sure this is played at my funeral when they lower my coffin into to ground.
And make my coffin Z-shaped, so I can be as annoying in death as I was in life,

pokefeels are worst feels.

and consider it done

There's only one reason people have middle names.

Investigators, back in the day, if they were looking for someone, and they had a name, like... Say, mine. Ian *********.
It would be easier to just go to a Ian Christopher ******** rather than meeting four other Ian *********'s.

Huh. Never knew that.

So, if you don't mind, I'd like to ask about you, if that's okay with you. And if it doesn't make you uncomfortable.

Sure. Go ahead.

Do you have any hobbies?

I like to game, watch anime, and I'm trying to get back into exercising to lose some butt, thigh, and tummy weight. I'm at 170 pounds at 5 foot 8 inches, which is 30 pounds above what I should be at.

Huh. We have some stuff in common.

Well, you could be like me... 220 and 5'11.

Being tall means you get to be more lenient with yourself, so I wish I was tall. Unfortunately every member of my family is average height or short.

I'm still pretty out-of-shape.
People always tell me, "You don't look fat at all, you hide it really good."
Except I have a double chin to kill.

I'm just chubby, but I'd still like to get rid of it. That's why I'm planning on at least 4 days a week going to the gym over the summer. I have no other plans. Just that.

Honestly, I doubt you're chubby.

I don't even know anymore.

But I won't ask to see you or anything. I understand if you want to keep your gender private.

Thanks. There's a lot of odd people on the thread...

That's true.
I'm sorry if i was being a creep or anything...

It's fine. I get asked a lot if I'm a girl or a trap, or a guy, or a shemale because people can't make up their mind. But I'll give you a hint. I'm not a trap or shemale.

Well...
I'll just infer you're female, then.

But we can talk about something else, if you wish.

It's fine.

So, how was your day? Anything interesting happen?

I went to a mother's day lunch and visited my grandpa

Well, I hope you had a good time. :3

My mom got mad at me for not having a present even though I don't have a job. My grandpa has dementia.

Oh, I'm...
I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.

It was an okay day I suppose. I think she's on her period and he seemed better today.

Also this doujin is over :[

Well...
I really don't know what to say, I'm sorry. I feel horrible...

But thank you for dumping that, I appreciate it.

You're welcome.

So... I might as well introduce myself. I haven't yet.


My name's Ian.

My name is Yusei and if I want anyone to talk to me by first name, I just use my second name because I despise my first name. it's really formal and "unique" but I hate it. Dusty's my middle name and it's kind of tomboyish so I like it.

Well, I won't ask about it. We can go back to that topic when we're more acquainted, if you wish.

Better than my middle name...
Christopher.

I have a guy friend named Chris. We call him Bobby because his brother said he wasn't a baby when he was born, he was a bobby.

I...
Wh-... What? XD


But I hate my first name. It's too short. And my names don't go together.
Ian Christopher. My last name makes it even worse.

Middle names shouldn't be real names. It makes no sense.

This is Mio.
And sure, why not.

I warn you though, it gets weirder later, but it's still one of my favorite doujins

Weirder?

Bring it on.

wut.

Tentacles are some of my favorite....

I just like the tits and ass.

And you deliver.

Told you it got weird.

I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore.

Yusei give sucky sucky. She's hot as hell.

Can I ask a sort of...
Awkward, random question?

Go ahead.

Are you a guy or a girl?

Because... I remember you posting a picture of what I thought was you, and I dunno.


I understand if you don't want to answer.

Well what do you think I am? :3

I...
I don't know. ;-;
I have a feeling you're a girl.
No offense. ;-; I don't mean to be rude.

:3 Well did you see a pic posted of a girl with long hair, a hat and a streak of pink through her hair?

Cause 1. That's not me
2. That's a guy

But a cute guy :3

Was that the picture you posted here..?
http://funnyjunk . com/bronies/4730420#4730420

There's no pic there...

I would like regular, kind sir/madam.

Gifs or pics?

Pictures?

I'm seriously going to have to give you something when you're done.
Anything you want, I will provide it.

A gift card to TGI Fridays.

That's...
A little tough to do.
Something within my reach?

Your cell phone.

What about it? You want it?

I'm actually an incredibly picky person, and most of the time that leads me to hentai. But I still like all options. It's like, 40 60

Well, with hentai, it's like...
lolno flaws, perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect everything. Picture related.

Plus every possible fetish ther eis.

<Also that's why I have this account.

Your FJ account? I'm not following, I'm sorry.

Read the bubbles

....
You are a cool guy/girl. Just sayin'.

Thanks. I try to be really nice.

Shit I love Yusei

I wish I had Mio stuff.

>Mio

I shibbity wock yo

wut?

Is Mio that girl?

And do you want more of this?

I boop your nose.
*boop*

ow....

Sorry. ;-;

So what are you doing? I just got home from visiting my grandpa and I'm sorting through my porn folder.

Strangely...
Wanting to ask you to share your porn folder.

Pic a folder. Any folder.

Perfect tits, please?

It's only two pics because I still need to sort them all from my misc folder. I just dropped all the stuff that couldn't be categorized there and now I'm putting them in folders.

Dem nipples...

That awkward moment when you don't know what you uploaded.

What do you mean?

You can pic another folder. I'm too lazy to search through misc for other tits.

What's in winshit?

Just examples I took because I don't understand wincest. And this.

You.
I love you.

Pick another

I don't even know.
There's so much to choose from.
I'd have to give you porn back, anyways. I'd feel bad making you dump stuff without you getting a benefit.

It's fine. I have plenty. I don't ask people for porn back. I'm just happy to give it.

Misc, please?