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#12 - and when (if) the birthrates can actually be maintained, they …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on red alert 0
#13 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
guess you could say the pollution has clouded their judgement
#14 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
#10 - yeah, it seems to be "too little too late": you're …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2015 on red alert 0
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#11 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
not to mention the fact that the hazardous pollution will probably lead to a megaton of birth defects and complications, crippling an already handicapped work force as it is. china is gonna be in for a hell of a ride in the next couple of decades
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#15 - megaton (12/08/2015) [-]
i dont have any birth defects.
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#12 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
and when (if) the birthrates can actually be maintained, they will be totally unprepared for the population boom of healthy and unhealthy children.

shit china what are you doing
#13 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
guess you could say the pollution has clouded their judgement
#14 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
#3 - Comment deleted 12/08/2015 on Motposters Needs your Support 0
#1 - i always hated those ****** questions. I'd love to see …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Well, Bobby's not wrong +53
#13 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Hey you're that guy who got the second most thumbs down.
#16 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh boy it has salty anti-thumb-enthusiast anons too!
Classic.
#7 - mixedfeelings (12/08/2015) [-]
are you retarded? I mean all you have to do is show the how you came up with the answer.
#17 - myjunk (12/08/2015) [-]
#19 - mixedfeelings (12/09/2015) [-]
do i actually have to explain it to you?
#20 - myjunk (12/09/2015) [-]
Why else would I tell you to?
#21 - mixedfeelings (12/09/2015) [-]
dude
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#4 - internetexplain (12/08/2015) [-]
well m8 I just wrote an exam with that exact kind of question.

" A1 A2 A3 and A4 all have the same amount of area , calculate the area of A1 and A2 and explain why they are equally large"

and I simply answered " They're equally large , because the assignment has already established it as fact "
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#2 - thomasdude (12/08/2015) [-]
2+2= 1+1+1+1= 2+1+1= 3+1 = 5-1

av ((5-1) + (3+1)) = 4

i think that's reasonable enough to expect from someone who can at least draw a stick figure.
#6 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
4+4=4?
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#8 - thomasdude (12/08/2015) [-]
Sorry? i used av as a shortened version of average. is it uncommon in english to shorten it like that?
#10 - noplaceperson (12/08/2015) [-]
usually you keep the 'e' i.e 'ave'
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#15 - therealtjthemedic (12/08/2015) [-]
I only ever read it shortened to avg
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#11 - thomasdude (12/08/2015) [-]
learn something new everyday i guess.
#9 - sacrilegious (12/08/2015) [-]
yes
#6 - with the levels of pollution and the whole one-child policy ma…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/08/2015 on red alert +1
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#23 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-]
do you read the news a lot?
#19 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
Pits two child one now it's being changed
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#17 - ryderjbudde (12/08/2015) [-]
1. Population too large
2. Enforce one child policy
3. Population favors children of specific gender, in this case male
4. Male generation grows up
5. Next generation very small
6. Population no longer too large

Actually pretty smart.
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#32 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2015) [-]
Except without their oversized population, their economy will cease to function, since it depends 100% on that.
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#9 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
well, due to the aging working population they've changed the one child policy to two
still china is certain to be in a mess in the future
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#10 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah, it seems to be "too little too late": you're giving the OK to a majorly male population to have kids in an extremely polluted area, and even if there weren't a lopsided gender ratio and pollution, there's still going to be a general shortage of people.
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#11 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
not to mention the fact that the hazardous pollution will probably lead to a megaton of birth defects and complications, crippling an already handicapped work force as it is. china is gonna be in for a hell of a ride in the next couple of decades
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#15 - megaton (12/08/2015) [-]
i dont have any birth defects.
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#12 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
and when (if) the birthrates can actually be maintained, they will be totally unprepared for the population boom of healthy and unhealthy children.

shit china what are you doing
#13 - alphataters (12/08/2015) [-]
guess you could say the pollution has clouded their judgement
#14 - teevee (12/08/2015) [-]
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#5 - 10001110101 PERIODIC TABLE WITH A CENTER PIECE OF MIND 12/07/2015 on Rule 63 is alive and well 0
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#24 - i love how flowey's theme keeps reappearing in other songs 12/07/2015 on Boneklezmer 0
#38 - death grips is my favorite halo game 12/07/2015 on RIP bullet bill +1
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#11 - also im loving the new meme 12/07/2015 on Gondertale +2
#10 - one of my favorite undertale songs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Gondertale +1
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#11 - teevee (12/07/2015) [-]
also im loving the new meme
#3 - our puny minds cannot comprehend his greatness  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on HALP +1
#4 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"**
**simonhatesfj rolled image**
Imagine how is touch the sky.
Do I get a cookie?
#4 - good **** 12/07/2015 on I finally put some effort... +4
#22 - Picture 12/06/2015 on Inside Out -2
#10 - "that's all 13 patrick!" 12/06/2015 on you're 0
#22 - tbh i think i like undertale for all the same reasons: p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on We all live in a Pokemon world +2
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#23 - theinternetaddict (12/06/2015) [-]
It was great and quite different from all the other version. I should play undertale sometime
#20 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/06/2015 on We all live in a Pokemon world +2
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#21 - theinternetaddict (12/06/2015) [-]
I feel like I wanna cry again in my FJ brothers' arms..
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#22 - teevee (12/06/2015) [-]
tbh i think i like undertale for all the same reasons: pmd has an awesome soundtrack, all the characters really conveyed personality, and it was that "untold story" that made pokemon more than just animals you would fight with.
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#23 - theinternetaddict (12/06/2015) [-]
It was great and quite different from all the other version. I should play undertale sometime
#120 - it's that all these feminists get to claim they're fighting fo… 12/06/2015 on Leia bikini 0
#9 - a year is actually about 365.25 days long, so every 4 years we… 12/06/2015 on Genius +4
#15 - of people are so willing to give it up, of course other people… 12/06/2015 on No money mo` problems +1
#13 - maybe having employees that regularly state how much they hate…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on No money mo` problems +3
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#14 - gittons (12/06/2015) [-]
fair enough.
i keep forgetting that privacy is an outdated concept.
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#15 - teevee (12/06/2015) [-]
of people are so willing to give it up, of course other people, companies, governments, etc. will use it to their advantage.
#11 - add a liveleak logo  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on straight up murdered in... +16
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#33 - tandemwarelephant (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh if only.....
#105 - "you don't know everything about how your car operates? y… 12/06/2015 on So FJ whats your pet peeve? +1

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User avatar #223 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
jimble here
makeing say of merry chrimbobbalbbabong

mery and many present come to you
User avatar #224 to #223 - teevee (12/22/2015) [-]
ayy man thanks a 2000 pounds
#221 - anon (10/22/2015) [-]
What's the source to this video again mang?
User avatar #215 - kikkilinu (09/20/2015) [-]
Sooooooooooooo

Are you Maltese?
User avatar #216 to #215 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
a little
User avatar #217 to #216 - kikkilinu (09/21/2015) [-]
But do you live here or elsewhere?
User avatar #218 to #217 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
In the US.
User avatar #219 to #218 - kikkilinu (09/21/2015) [-]
Ah.
A place even worse than Malta.

Shame.
#220 to #219 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
lik dis if u crei evry tim
User avatar #213 - improbable (07/31/2015) [-]
are you juice teevee? u know dm and fats and mogee and sev?
User avatar #214 to #213 - teevee (08/01/2015) [-]
no. but i like orange juice. there's some inside reference im not getting, isnt there?
#202 - plantain (06/16/2015) [-]
Your payment, good sir.
#205 to #202 - teevee (06/16/2015) [-]
noice
noice
User avatar #198 - newforomador (02/26/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Master+race/funny-pictures/5464866/60#60

I saw this comment and it reminded me of you. Maybe people just don't like that kind of profile picture?
User avatar #195 - davidavidson (01/23/2015) [-]
I like you
User avatar #196 to #195 - davidavidson (01/23/2015) [-]
Even if you do **** pones
User avatar #197 to #196 - teevee (01/23/2015) [-]
well that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
User avatar #201 to #197 - kibbleking (06/02/2015) [-]
Why would he tell you that? Who are you?
#186 - ggmmaann (01/07/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#194 to #186 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
you're a faggot
User avatar #185 - pewdiepieisbestpie (12/12/2014) [-]
Would U liek to join the bro army?

No? Ok, see you later when you say yes
User avatar #184 - Ohforf (12/06/2014) [-]
Congrats on claiming the throne
User avatar #183 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#182 - mahittamane (09/16/2014) [-]
BIETCH NIKKA EAT A DICC
#177 - miia ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I guess i'll be taking my snake loli   
   
   
   
AND LEAVING
I guess i'll be taking my snake loli



AND LEAVING
User avatar #178 to #177 - teevee (07/15/2014) [-]
FUKKIN GO THEN I DON'T NEED NO digestive end product FROM U

b-baka
#179 to #178 - miia ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
i jk
User avatar #176 - teevee (07/13/2014) [-]
**teevee rolls 810,707,840**
#175 to #174 - teevee (06/27/2014) [-]
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
User avatar #171 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Queen - 'Another One Bites the Dust'
User avatar #172 to #171 - teevee (02/16/2014) [-]
qué
User avatar #166 - acemcgunner (01/31/2014) [-]
the game
User avatar #167 to #166 - teevee (02/02/2014) [-]
oh...
User avatar #170 to #167 - acemcgunner (02/02/2014) [-]
join any of them
User avatar #165 - teevee (12/29/2013) [-]
TESTING
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