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teevee

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Interests: yes
Date Signed Up:9/10/2010
Location:yes
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Content Ranking:#9261
Comment Ranking:#516
Highest Content Rank:#1229
Highest Comment Rank:#149
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Content Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:473176
Times Content Favorited:331 times
Total Comments Made:9177
FJ Points:46175
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ayy lmao

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#224 - ayy man thanks a 2000 pounds 12/22/2015 on teevee's profile 0
#44 - when you see good porn and it has freaky fetish **** mixed in 12/22/2015 on Disney's most beautiful... +2
#30 - joke's on you; that's my fetish. 12/22/2015 on Hey kid, wanna see some porn? 0
#61 - how about we don't do this unethical ******** , and actu… 12/21/2015 on Gun owners -1
#22 - **teevee used "*roll picture*"** **teevee rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on merry christmas +4
#26 - InfiniteFetus (12/21/2015) [-]
#20 - lmao 12/21/2015 on Undertale|Dreemur... +1
#59 - Picture 12/21/2015 on when i see furry porn +17
#200 - i guess supporting refugees gives you more Progressiveness Poi… 12/19/2015 on Daily reminder 0
#185 - my hero 12/19/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 73) 0
#172 - no 12/17/2015 on Pokemon troll lady ~yui 0
#171 - u hev to smacker the ass  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Pokemon troll lady ~yui 0
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#180 - deadmeathere (12/18/2015) [-]
will do, but i have a second thought if it's chocolate icecream....
#51 - we desperately need an ear rape version of this  [+] (4 new replies) 12/17/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 73) +17
#157 - stroganoff (12/19/2015) [-]
you ask, i deliver
#185 - teevee (12/19/2015) [-]
my hero
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#183 - amnesiacpatient (12/19/2015) [-]
You've done so many ear rape versions.
You're a God amongst men.
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#110 - bigmanfifty (12/18/2015) [-]
I may have to disagree with you on this one
#47 - get ready for butthurt this is actually one of … 12/16/2015 on these are not the myths you... 0
#675 - feeling good lately. got accepted to a few colleges, and im g… 12/16/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#18 - that thumbnail though 12/16/2015 on comic +1
#342 - !!!! 12/16/2015 on /pol/ makes meme magic real +3
#288 - i would very much enjoy a frog hat, mr admin. 12/15/2015 on comment here if you want a... 0
#49 - that's hot. 12/15/2015 on Languages +1
#2 - holy **** i would practically cry if my grandmother did… 12/15/2015 on my grandma's dead 0
#14 - >another independence day >another terminator &g… 12/15/2015 on Some Nostalgia 0
#17 - "let the records show you just battered me"  [+] (16 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Some people are so far up... +84
#90 - gggeee (12/15/2015) [-]
Well you gotta batter someone if you're gonna fry em like that
#102 - snickersnee (12/15/2015) [-]
#67 - vongimi (12/15/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT "BATTERY" IN LEGAL TERMS MEANS THE ACT OF BATTERING SOMEONE. FOR ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE WONDERED WHY THE HELL THEY NAMED IT AFTER AN ELECTRICITY STORAGE DEVICE. WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ALL THESE YEARS. IM 26 YEARS OLD.
#107 - myjunk (12/15/2015) [-]
You're not very smart, are you?
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#80 - darktoucan (12/15/2015) [-]
shut the fuck up with your caps faggot
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#111 - appleisland (12/15/2015) [-]
Yo, Asshole
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#112 - darktoucan (12/15/2015) [-]
whats up cutie?
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#115 - appleisland (12/15/2015) [-]
Not much, just wanted to remind you that you're a dark asshole

Fuck you toucans
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#116 - darktoucan (12/15/2015) [-]
is someone butthurt over something dear?
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#117 - appleisland (12/15/2015) [-]
Just recognized your name, that's all
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#119 - darktoucan (12/15/2015) [-]
ohhh thats you. haha whats up?
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#120 - appleisland (12/15/2015) [-]
Wanking and shit, not much else
#121 - darktoucan (12/15/2015) [-]
he's always watching
#122 - appleisland (12/15/2015) [-]
And I like it
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#51 - severepwner (12/15/2015) [-]
Well battery literally just defined as "unwanted physical contact". You can try to press charges on whenever that happens but it won't always work, like say a forced handshake or something.
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#74 - hibyeman (12/15/2015) [-]
battery has a few different elements actually.
(1) "A" acts
(2) intending to cause a contact to "P" (lots of debate on what intent is necessary to cause contact I can explain further but it takes a while)
(3) the contact is harmful or offensive (more debate on offensive)
(4) "P" suffered an injury by the contact

In this case if he does prosecute for the battery and proved it more likely than not in court (what you have to prove basically 50%+ that it happened) then he would get compensatory damages for being pushed. This would amount to literally nothing. thus he would only get nominal damages of $1. So even if he sued him he wouldnt get shit for it.
#5 - ok so nobody can "trigger" you, but saying "go …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on (untitled) +16
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#28 - Torth (12/15/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Internet where logic is FUCKED HARD
#3 - march 2014? 12/14/2015 on (untitled) +17
#22 - oh i do believe he is hard enough 12/14/2015 on Dat...Tornado +1
#44 - >woman >muslim >not white no race or sex …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Based Muslim Mum +46
#79 - yuukaismaiwaifu (12/15/2015) [-]
**yuukaismaiwaifu used "*roll picture*"**
**yuukaismaiwaifu rolled image**you could say she is... un-trumpable.

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User avatar #223 - whyheloitisijimble (12/22/2015) [-]
jimble here
makeing say of merry chrimbobbalbbabong

mery and many present come to you
User avatar #224 to #223 - teevee (12/22/2015) [-]
ayy man thanks a 2000 pounds
#221 - anon (10/22/2015) [-]
What's the source to this video again mang?
User avatar #215 - kikkilinu (09/20/2015) [-]
Sooooooooooooo

Are you Maltese?
User avatar #216 to #215 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
a little
User avatar #217 to #216 - kikkilinu (09/21/2015) [-]
But do you live here or elsewhere?
User avatar #218 to #217 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
In the US.
User avatar #219 to #218 - kikkilinu (09/21/2015) [-]
Ah.
A place even worse than Malta.

Shame.
#220 to #219 - teevee (09/21/2015) [-]
lik dis if u crei evry tim
User avatar #213 - improbable (07/31/2015) [-]
are you juice teevee? u know dm and fats and mogee and sev?
User avatar #214 to #213 - teevee (08/01/2015) [-]
no. but i like orange juice. there's some inside reference im not getting, isnt there?
#202 - plantain (06/16/2015) [-]
Your payment, good sir.
#205 to #202 - teevee (06/16/2015) [-]
noice
noice
User avatar #198 - newforomador (02/26/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Master+race/funny-pictures/5464866/60#60

I saw this comment and it reminded me of you. Maybe people just don't like that kind of profile picture?
User avatar #195 - davidavidson (01/23/2015) [-]
I like you
User avatar #196 to #195 - davidavidson (01/23/2015) [-]
Even if you do **** pones
User avatar #197 to #196 - teevee (01/23/2015) [-]
well that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
User avatar #201 to #197 - kibbleking (06/02/2015) [-]
Why would he tell you that? Who are you?
#186 - ggmmaann (01/07/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#194 to #186 - anon (01/19/2015) [-]
you're a faggot
User avatar #185 - pewdiepieisbestpie (12/12/2014) [-]
Would U liek to join the bro army?

No? Ok, see you later when you say yes
User avatar #184 - Ohforf (12/06/2014) [-]
Congrats on claiming the throne
User avatar #183 - gugek ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#182 - mahittamane (09/16/2014) [-]
BIETCH NIKKA EAT A DICC
#177 - miia ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I guess i'll be taking my snake loli   
   
   
   
AND LEAVING
I guess i'll be taking my snake loli



AND LEAVING
User avatar #178 to #177 - teevee (07/15/2014) [-]
FUKKIN GO THEN I DON'T NEED NO digestive end product FROM U

b-baka
#179 to #178 - miia ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
i jk
User avatar #176 - teevee (07/13/2014) [-]
**teevee rolls 810,707,840**
#175 to #174 - teevee (06/27/2014) [-]
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
User avatar #171 - Proximity (02/16/2014) [-]
Queen - 'Another One Bites the Dust'
User avatar #172 to #171 - teevee (02/16/2014) [-]
qué
User avatar #166 - acemcgunner (01/31/2014) [-]
the game
User avatar #167 to #166 - teevee (02/02/2014) [-]
oh...
User avatar #170 to #167 - acemcgunner (02/02/2014) [-]
join any of them
User avatar #165 - teevee (12/29/2013) [-]
TESTING
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