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#43 - YO, you got a purple Honchkrow in a purple master ball and nam… 12/04/2014 on sharing my lilttle joy +1
#4 - So When i was a kid i was fat, and went to a fat camp as well.…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/16/2014 on fat camp +683
User avatar #111 - elcreepo (09/17/2014) [-]
Fat camp actually exists?
User avatar #87 - feelythefeel (09/16/2014) [-]
If I was fat and that happened to me, I'd sure as hell lose weight. Admittedly less so from inspiration, and admittedly more so from barfing.
User avatar #81 - hattheifbatman (09/16/2014) [-]
Wait, wat
User avatar #56 - YourName (09/16/2014) [-]
I think I've heard that story here before, but your account's old enough so I'm sure you're OP haha
#52 - gameshredder (09/16/2014) [-]
>Tsunami's of flesh
User avatar #19 - slothboner (09/16/2014) [-]
are you still a whaleman you fat fuck?
#98 - margrave (09/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - dorfdorfdorf (09/16/2014) [-]
and that, kids, is how we got monks
#7 - Ymiko (09/16/2014) [-]
Fuck that'd scare straight out of being fat
#121 - rdobet (09/17/2014) [-]
It'd probably also scare the straight out of them
User avatar #6 - asthmetheus (09/16/2014) [-]
Bet they stopped being fat little monkeys after that.
#11 - Realistically it had to have been a chicken. If it wasn't a ch…  [+] (22 new replies) 08/21/2014 on -black science man -122
#105 - eddymatagallos (08/22/2014) [-]
As soon as you consider the evolution as a continuous process, the answer is always going to be the species and not the eggs, and it will be the way around if you consider evolutionary steps as stationary states.
#103 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
The problem is that evolution is continuous so there really is no static "chicken" state, there wasn't a jump like "boom, now its a chicken". But yeah, if there were, it would be the egg, since mutations occur from a generation to the following one, hence the chicken state would have been first reached by the very first egg, which was laid by a slightly different bird.
#94 - hockeycrazysteve (08/22/2014) [-]
an egg being gentically different from the mother is more likely than a "none" chicken evolving into a chicken in its sort lifespan. Like for science
User avatar #95 - hockeycrazysteve (08/22/2014) [-]
Short*
User avatar #61 - sinonyx (08/21/2014) [-]
technically yes, it was not a "chicken egg"

but its "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" not "which came first the chicken or the chicken egg?"
User avatar #23 - iwebby (08/21/2014) [-]
evolution, baby.
#142 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Evolution occurs over a period of time you dumbass. You don't seem smart. You're just another fucking retarded keyboard warrior.
User avatar #145 - klaes (08/22/2014) [-]
Actually, you're the dumbfuck. There has to have been a point where whatever the previous bird was stopped being that bird and became close enough to the modern day chicken to be called one. Just because it happens over a long period of time doesn't mean that there's not a single point in time where you can say a new species has come into existence.
User avatar #137 - messerauditore (08/22/2014) [-]
B-but muh bible!
#128 - vaporwing (08/22/2014) [-]
Couldn't help myself.
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User avatar #87 - komandantmirkoo (08/22/2014) [-]
well the thing is he is right and wrong. is the egg truly a chicken egg if it was laid by a proto-chicken? the further you go into this the sillier it gets
User avatar #134 - regius (08/22/2014) [-]
I'll explain it step by step so it's simple.
1. you have an ancient form of bird/dinosaur
2. this creature through selective breeding (via natural selection) eventually reaches a general physiology much like today's chickens but not quite.
3. Due to 2 of these pseudo chicken-like birds having similar recessive gene's and these both being dominate in the baby a chicken is born.
4. the chicken then mates with other pseudo chicken-like birds who have the recessive gene and end up creating the chicken species.
5. Pseudo chicken-like birds become extinct due to either one or more:
a)Chickens recessive gene takes over as dominate gene in the population
b)Pseudo chickens were heavily relied on food source for certain predators and became over hunted.
c)Chickens could cope with food source Pseudo's could not causing Pseudo's to starve out
d)Climate change caused Pseudo's to much trouble due to several possibilities all of which end up with extinction.
#153 - komandantmirkoo (08/22/2014) [-]
no need for an explanation. i understand and i didn't say i disagree. i was just saying that the chicken came from a not-chicken, and it all comes down to how people look at an egg. do you call it a chicken egg because it contains a chicken, or because it's parent was a chicken. and honestly i don't know why people argue over this since it was meant as a philosophy question not a biological one.
User avatar #20 - mutzaki (08/21/2014) [-]
It's what's on the inside that counts. Except for when it comes to dating.
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (08/21/2014) [-]
No, it was the ancestors of the chicken that laid eggs, and whatever hatched laid eggs, and so on and so on until what we call a chicken was hatched.
User avatar #15 - hellsoldier (08/21/2014) [-]
an ancestor of the chicken laid the egg, from with the chicken we know today hatched. hence it was a chicken egg, because thats what came out of it.
User avatar #34 - citruslord (08/21/2014) [-]
I think he's trying to classify the egg type by what laid it.
User avatar #73 - pootismang (08/22/2014) [-]
So now the question is boiled down to a matter of semantics.
User avatar #74 - citruslord (08/22/2014) [-]
It could be taken that way, yes. But scientifically there is going to be a single, specific way to classify what type of egg it is, and it looks like they go with whatever is in it.
#3 - Thanks 08/16/2014 on Safely Endangered 0
#1 - God ******* damn it, the second panel had me laug…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Safely Endangered +1
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User avatar #3 - teeg (08/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#6 - When you **** on quality, your left with nothing … 08/10/2014 on I've seen enough Miyazaki... +1
#311 - Sucks I won't be alive to finally hear the joke... 06/25/2014 on What's Your Last Song +1
#259 - I've been planning this for almost thirteen years  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on What's Your Last Song +1
User avatar #260 - luluwho (06/24/2014) [-]
Nice choice ;)
User avatar #311 - teeg (06/25/2014) [-]
Sucks I won't be alive to finally hear the joke...
#5 - Comment deleted 06/15/2014 on Replace the following empty... 0
#70 - make him famous in a bad way. infamous? 03/14/2012 on Disabled comments on Kony +2
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User avatar #6 - animalsdishsoap (03/06/2010) [-]
what country is your family from?
User avatar #7 to #6 - teeg (03/06/2010) [-]
dominican republic
#5 - SammichNotSandwich (01/21/2010) [-]
ur ******** is just a font anyone can make one u just got the idea from the other ******** we had a few days ago
User avatar #4 - Philip (01/21/2010) [-]
lol, your all mad because you cant figure his ******** out, arent you
#3 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [-]
You are such a ******* tool
Rules 1 & 2 newfag, you have broken them
Stay the **** away from it, you are the cancer everyone keeps mentioning
**** YOU
User avatar #2 - quelxer (01/20/2010) [-]
my ******** was better
#1 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [-]
Kill yourself cunt.
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