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#22 - and let's talk for a minute about how the americans simplified… 11/21/2013 on Seems Logical 0
#21 - alright dude, let's be real for a second. It's not YOUR langua…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Seems Logical +1
User avatar #23 - leebobo (11/21/2013) [-]
i agree completely on that point. what i refer to as "my" english is of couse no property of mine. english is a mixture of many languages, it has evolved through (sorry, thru ) germanic, norman, saxish, latin etc etc into what it is today. and of course "american" english is a further evolution of this process. no argument there....
but i will be affronted if someone refuses to acknowledge that "my" english was present first, and that i have every right to read, write and speak it as i wish.
im old-school, lolz, yow nu skool shid ain' nuffin gansta mah nigga.

#20 - not really bait, just sarcasm. I'm not a xenophobe, but i thin… 11/21/2013 on Seems Logical 0
#104 - i love this. I don't believe it for one minute, but it's great… 11/21/2013 on Doge Feels WORTH THE READ 0
#6 - you should be more worried about what the potatoes look like  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Tamatoception +14
#8 - jigsawfoo (11/21/2013) [-]
Believe it or not i fucking hate the things
#18 - **** the Welch, and the Welsh, and the Australian…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Seems Logical 0
User avatar #19 - leebobo (11/21/2013) [-]
*not rising to bait*

#20 - tedge (11/21/2013) [-]
not really bait, just sarcasm. I'm not a xenophobe, but i think that it's funny to act like i am.
#17 - i was just playing around. i like to be overly american ironic… 11/20/2013 on Seems Logical 0
#6 - also this is goddamn america, it's spelled "colors"  [+] (12 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Seems Logical -4
User avatar #7 - leebobo (11/20/2013) [-]
what is goddamn america? the world? i dont think so. get over yourself. we English invented this language, and just because you mericans are too stupid to read / write / speak it properly, doesnt give you the right to demand that the rest of the English speaking world has to sink to your level. do you, like, toadally, like, ohmahgerd, like, toadally, get me, like, toadally?
#17 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
i was just playing around. i like to be overly american ironically. people laugh at it. but i suppose it's hard to convey irony through text. i didn't mean to offend you. also yeah, you gotta play our rules. cause this is America, punk. (Sarcasm)
User avatar #14 - admiralen (11/20/2013) [-]
i know he was a retard, but being pissed at people for spelling it colors is pretty asinine.
its like getting pissed at the welch or the australians for having accents
#18 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
fuck the Welch, and the Welsh, and the Australians. and anyone who isn't 'merican. goddamn i love freedom.
User avatar #19 - leebobo (11/21/2013) [-]
*not rising to bait*

#20 - tedge (11/21/2013) [-]
not really bait, just sarcasm. I'm not a xenophobe, but i think that it's funny to act like i am.
#8 - lycoris (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - leebobo (11/20/2013) [-]
yeah you're right. but i get pissed off with yanks telling me how to speak/write my own language. its called american english for a reason, just like american football. because they took something english, and simplified it because they cant handle the complexity of a basic idea. and to top it all, they then start telling me i have to use this childs english as well.
it's no wonder america is so hated in the world.
#22 - tedge (11/21/2013) [-]
and let's talk for a minute about how the americans simplified the English language.they took a few unnecessary U's out. sorry. i promise you i can use American English, and write a poem 10 times more beautiful than you can with English English. Language evolves, it doesn't simplify. life forms don't simplify, they adapt to best fit the environment they are in. that's what language does. you can't devolve, it's literally impossible. If people are becoming less capable of certain things, it's only because we don't need to do those things anymore. we're getting better at other stuff. so if YOUR language seems like it's becoming more simple in certain areas, know that that is only because it doesn't need to be that complex in that way, i assure you it's becoming more complex in others.
#21 - tedge (11/21/2013) [-]
alright dude, let's be real for a second. It's not YOUR language. just like black people today aren't entitled to anything just because they're ancestors suffered. I'm of English descent, that doesn't make it my language. you didn't create it, you have no right to be offended someone changed it. you are not your ancestors, nor am i, or anyone for that matter. i don't give a fuck if you're related to Abe Lincoln, you don't get any credit for freeing the slaves. that's not how it works.
User avatar #23 - leebobo (11/21/2013) [-]
i agree completely on that point. what i refer to as "my" english is of couse no property of mine. english is a mixture of many languages, it has evolved through (sorry, thru ) germanic, norman, saxish, latin etc etc into what it is today. and of course "american" english is a further evolution of this process. no argument there....
but i will be affronted if someone refuses to acknowledge that "my" english was present first, and that i have every right to read, write and speak it as i wish.
im old-school, lolz, yow nu skool shid ain' nuffin gansta mah nigga.

#12 - rakuraimasuta (11/20/2013) [-]
Hey come on man no need to be rude. Don't let them defeat you!
#5 - red, orange (light red), green, light green, yellow, light yel… 11/20/2013 on Seems Logical +1
#1 - and harry's all like "gaaaaayyyyy" 11/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
#5 - you know what's stupid about that picture? there is no bait in… 11/20/2013 on HypercrazygoreCP +1
#4 - morale* 11/20/2013 on dogs>cats 0
#2 - the containers are SQUARES, therefore their area is the length…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Pythagorean Theorem 0
User avatar #3 - PVTDickStryker (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh Schitt, thanks for that.
#14 - but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#13 - he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#12 - the whole room began to rattle, knocking the clock to the floor  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#13 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#11 - he wouldn't get up to answer it, he just stared in shock at the door.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#12 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the whole room began to rattle, knocking the clock to the floor
#13 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#10 - the banging grew louder, as if someone threw a rock at the door.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#11 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he wouldn't get up to answer it, he just stared in shock at the door.
#12 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the whole room began to rattle, knocking the clock to the floor
#13 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#9 - couldn't they see he was not to be disturbed? there was a sock…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#10 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the banging grew louder, as if someone threw a rock at the door.
#11 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he wouldn't get up to answer it, he just stared in shock at the door.
#12 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the whole room began to rattle, knocking the clock to the floor
#13 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#8 - and since he was the last man on earth, there was no lock on the door.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/20/2013 on supa scary 0
#9 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
couldn't they see he was not to be disturbed? there was a sock on the door.
#10 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the banging grew louder, as if someone threw a rock at the door.
#11 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he wouldn't get up to answer it, he just stared in shock at the door.
#12 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
the whole room began to rattle, knocking the clock to the floor
#13 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
he threw his chair under the handle, trying to block up the door
#14 - tedge (11/20/2013) [-]
but whatever waited outside would be blocked out, no more.
#16 - keybladewarrior (11/20/2013) [-]
That was cool.
#1 - implying that he got good at charades to communicate with Muri… 11/20/2013 on makes sense -1
#17 - and 100% high as **** . 11/19/2013 on Just two of the Valar 0
#113 - and telling them the truth will make them unprepared for the d… 11/19/2013 on Parenting done right? -2
#110 - on funnyjunk, uncommon laziness is a common virtue. 11/19/2013 on Manly-BLOOD FROM MY ENEMIES! +2
#109 - i think this guy is doing just fine. if Legolas and Gimli's fr… 11/19/2013 on Manly-BLOOD FROM MY ENEMIES! 0
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User avatar #2 - shitdickinator (11/12/2013) [-]
can I have any of your points?
User avatar #1 - runici (09/15/2011) [-]
please, show me your face when you learned how to fap
#3 to #1 - tedge (12/05/2013) [-]
eww gross dude. what's your problem?
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