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#103 - id hit it shes pretty hot 07/04/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner +3
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#162 - Kinda deserve it... karma's a bitch right?  [+] (14 new replies) 07/01/2014 on "Equality" -5
#168 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
This kinda shit needs to stop.
#167 - kristovsky (07/01/2014) [-]
Not if you were born after apartheid ended...
#183 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
So basically you're going to complain that you're getting oppressed in a CONTINENT that was oppressed by your race, but since you were born after it all happened you call unfair.

Haha, how about deal with it bitch. They're not going to like white people for a VERY VERY long time so don't bitch and moan. You know what your people did and still do just under the radar. Hell, Apartheid wasn't that long ago so you can honestly shove a giant stick up your ass.
#238 - finnthehueman (07/01/2014) [-]
dude thats like if a white guy robbed a black guy and then the black guy robbed a different white guy that had nothing to do with him getting robbed and blame him cus he's the same skin colour of the guy that robbed him

your logic for this sounds pretty fucking dumb also a bit racist
User avatar #239 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
How in any way, shape, or form is that equivalent to what I said?
I'm talking about being bitter towards another group of people about years of suffering not seeking vengeance you ignorant fuck.
User avatar #240 - finnthehueman (07/01/2014) [-]
man thats wat i got from what you said.Telling him to deal with the oppression of his people only cus his people did the same racist shit back in the day even though he has no direct involvement is fucking wrong but hey thats just my opinion you can still hate white people if you want
User avatar #241 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
I just need to remind people this.
Apartheid ended 1994.
All of the people effected by the Apartheid are still alive. Yeah there are going to be some groups who aren't going to take kindly to white people. I'm not advocating their means, I'm simply explaining why they do it.
#198 - fishinyourface (07/01/2014) [-]
I have never seen retardedness of this caliber. This truly belongs on a cringe comp.
User avatar #208 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
Soooo it's retarded to explain why black people in south Africa hate white people for essentially robbing them of their country and giving them 0 rights to where THEY live.

Give me a good reason why that's retarded.
User avatar #224 - Greevon (07/01/2014) [-]
No, it's perfectly reasonable and only logical to assume that blacks in South Africa would not like whites. That doesn't make it right unless they were directly involved because people can't control who they're born to and where they start off in the world.
#190 - kristovsky (07/01/2014) [-]
First of all, I never said I was being oppressed, I live in Britain, I said whites were being oppressed in South Africa, which they are. Secondly, this "your race, your race" shit is exactly why racism exists in the first place. I am a human being, an individual, I had nothing to do with apartheid, why should I or any person like me suffer for the cruelty of people who had nothing to do with me? I am against oppression or discrimination of anyone, regardless. People shout racism at whites for everything, but when it comes to history, skin colour is suddenly important again? Whites have been slaves in the past to non whites, just because whites did bad things in the past isn't an excuse to treat them unfairly today, because in that case you should hate every race. Do you know that africans sold their own as slaves to the Europeans and North americans? colonial powers never went to africa with the intention of taking slaves, but when they got there, tribes offered to sell slaves them, and so the westerners took slaves. Africans had been selling human slaves for thousands of years to each other, to people in the middle east, even as far a field as china. Currently, the largest population of slaves in the world are in India. You think white people are the only ones that ever took slaves? NO! it is a HUMAN problem, HUMANS have always done it, HUMANS still do, an estimated 14 million people today worldwide are living, currently, as slaves, ALL OVER THE WORLD.

If you knew anything at all about history, then you would know that everyone on the planet has the blood of their ancestors on their hands, Africans are no different. If ww1 and ww2 taught us anything, its that an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. the way to build a better world isnt by discriminating each other for things that other people did, its by working together in the aftermath of catastrophe and learning to love each other.
User avatar #218 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
By the way, I'm not cultural ignorant like you. I understand there was slavery all over the world which included black, asian, arab slave owners. I'm not saying that didn't happen. I'm explaining how white people took slavery to a whole different level seeing as back then the only people capable of traveling to different continents was Asians and Whites. England in particular brought slavery and their white supremacist ego EVERYWHERE. Not one chapter in history is clean of white supremacists. It's found on every continent in the world. Hawaii became a state by white people forcing the natives to abide by their rules which included them being below them. Tell me, did the Africans enslave every single race on this earth? Maybe individuals but no entire populations. Why do people of South America speak spanish? The Spanish essentially came down there and killed everyone. The people they didn't kill they raped and tortured them. Why do Native Americans get free tution in the United States? England sailed over here and did the exact same thing to the Natives as the Spanish did to the Mayans and Aztec. The natives even welcomed the European travelers with open arms. Thanksgiving was essentially the Natives saving the colonials from starvation.

So once again, I can understand why white people through out the global get negative reactions by pretty much every other racial group.
User avatar #209 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
Also don't complain that I thought you lived in South Africa with a comment that says "I"m white but I'm from South Africa". You can see how that is misleading you twat.
User avatar #205 - Lulzilla (07/01/2014) [-]
Dude, Apartheid wasn't even 30 years ago. I'm not preaching racism but explaining why white people get shitted on the way they do. Tell me, have you been oppressed? Have you felt the sting of being denied something because of your skin color or ethnicity? I've experienced it plenty of times seeing as I'm Hispanic. If you haven't experienced it then you don't understand the hatred in your heart by the people who do this. You talk as if people can just forget their feelings and experiences. If you get bit by dogs several times in your life you're going to hate dogs.
THAT is what pisses me off about white people. I don't treat them any different but the fact that when someone white says "That happened in the past" or "I didn't do that, you should just stop being racist." or anything generally similar to that. A lot of people can't forget it or just drop it. MLKJ I have a dream speech wasn't even 80 years ago. Plenty of the people who felt the sting of a racist USA are still alive and still remember those feelings. Just because things legally are equal doesn't mean that socially it is.
You talk about white people being sold as slaves as if it makes everything equal. The social and political unjustice that white people brought to the rest of the world outweighs all of that.

All I'm saying is a majority of people have a good reason to dislike white people. It's racism regardless of how you look at it but it's understandable why they feel like that instead of 80 years ago where the reason was "They look different." for white people to do the things they did.
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Started to learn Coding in Uni last year, my brain has melted.
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Fucking moonbase alpha.
User avatar #27 - eddio (06/26/2014) [-]
Im learning law, apparently my moral center is melting.
#43 - edgeworthy (06/26/2014) [-]
I've learned programming and gonna study law. I guess I'm gonna die in a few months.
User avatar #46 - eddio (06/26/2014) [-]
Sheeit nigga, you're gonna die but wont care.
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I though that was a porno.
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...Nah, its totally SFW. Totally check it out.
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User avatar #228 - lordketchup (06/16/2014) [-]
okay
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User avatar #225 - lordketchup (06/16/2014) [-]
you're gay
#227 - technobanana (06/16/2014) [-]
Wanna be gay together?
User avatar #228 - lordketchup (06/16/2014) [-]
okay
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User avatar #62 - sketchE (06/13/2014) [-]
my roommate smoked weed non stop every day of his life was in crushing debt from taking out loans to buy weed. my other friend had a good promising life ahead of him started smoking weed and then gave up on everything. maybe its just me but ive very rarely met a stoner who had his shit together
#58 - Lost their lives though  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Dad 0
User avatar #61 - sketchE (06/13/2014) [-]
and no one ever has died because marajuana was involved. sure people dont die from the consumption of weed alone but more people die from eating too much than die from cigarettes
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#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is fucked up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is fucking brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Fuck you I am not a newfag....
Fuck you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel fuck u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel fuck u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as fuck is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I fucking love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of fucking context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and FUCK my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and FUCK my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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