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Date Signed Up:9/02/2011
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#112 - I do too will make cum while I die 08/30/2014 on Just Wartime Things -1
#111 - -31? come on guys you can do better than that! 08/30/2014 on Just Wartime Things -3
#49 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Just Wartime Things -1
#48 - Oh man they feel so good thanks for getting me off guys. 08/30/2014 on Just Wartime Things -1
#44 - I love full metal jacket, eyes wide shut but this one was just… 08/30/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey 0
#32 - Oh soldier things blah blah blah. Soldiers are trained to kill…  [+] (25 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Just Wartime Things -83
#224 - yips (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #135 - thebellboy (08/30/2014) [-]
What the fuck man those guys died protecting you! They have feelings no one should have to throw their lives away for the likes of ungratefull dick heads like you.
#123 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
They chose to be bullet bags, I could care less about them. They think they are high and mighty fighting for "freedom" let me tell you, this fucking shit hole of a country has no freedom anymore, this country is shit. These kids in the military don't even know why they are overseas, they are doing because they think they mean something, when in reality they couldn't mean less, at the end of the day, we all get buried in the same ground, no one is special, no one is important, military faggots get off your high horse.
User avatar #178 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
i agree
#111 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
-31? come on guys you can do better than that!
#101 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
I hope one kills you.
User avatar #112 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
I do too will make cum while I die
User avatar #33 - crazycommando (08/30/2014) [-]
nah....no redthumbs, just a friendly fuck you from a fellow soldier

Carry on
User avatar #179 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
-65 to me +65 to you. booya
User avatar #158 - RisenLichen (08/30/2014) [-]
2nd that from a fellow Sailor
User avatar #215 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
Only gays join the navy. Go take a cock bitch.
User avatar #216 - RisenLichen (08/30/2014) [-]
lol k
User avatar #217 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
God trolling people is so fun.
User avatar #218 - RisenLichen (08/30/2014) [-]
Seems like it
User avatar #50 - trueraiderfan (08/30/2014) [-]
US Army?
User avatar #53 - crazycommando (08/30/2014) [-]
Ex French Navy currently Army
User avatar #55 - trueraiderfan (08/30/2014) [-]
ah never mind, I was going to ask you a few question. than,s for your service i lik eggs
User avatar #56 - crazycommando (08/30/2014) [-]
You can always go ahead and ask, i've travelled a lot, know a few Mil dudes here and there...so if you want i'm ok with any questions asked

All good dude
Omelette au fromage
User avatar #58 - trueraiderfan (08/30/2014) [-]
my father is a Marine and is t a big fan of the army,but im thinking about the Army reserves while im in college and I really want to be EOD or Infantry, but in the reserve I cant do that. Im stuck between Combat Medic and MP. Which one do you recommend?
#102 - patarkoch (08/30/2014) [-]
DO NOT immediatly go EOD unless you are 110% sure you can pass, because that place has about a 60-70% washout rate, and if you washout youll get stuck with whatever the needs of the army are. AKA shit tier job.
User avatar #59 - crazycommando (08/30/2014) [-]
biggest advice i can give you (because these choices are quite different from one another) mybe go through college as a reserve, while you do that, try and figure out what you really like.

As for answering your Question, Combat Medic and MP are well.....really different, so you got to look and career possibilites whilst in service, but as far as that goes i do think Combat Medic would be quite interesting, you get to go out in the field, you get Medically Proficient as well which is a huge plus in the Mil as well as the Civie side of life so you can always use that later on.
Speaking of Combat Medic, if that interests you, you should maybe take a look at the SF 18D via a 18X contract 5if i remember correctly° those guys are fucking amazing with anyhting touching the medical spectrum
Here take a look at this if you like :
www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/combat/special-forces-medical-sergeant.html

usmilitary.about.com/od/enlistedjobs/a/18d.htm


If you need any other infos ring me up, i'll help however i can
ALSO IF ANY SERVING MEMEBERS OF THE US ARMY READ THIS, MAYBE HELP HIM OUT GUYS ?
User avatar #61 - trueraiderfan (08/30/2014) [-]
thanks so much for the info. Am I fucked up in the head for wanting to go EOD or Infantry and get into "The Shit?" I dont know why, but Ifeel like I have to do this and get into it so others wont have too.
User avatar #62 - crazycommando (08/30/2014) [-]
Dude don't worry about it man, i wanted to be a NAvy EOD Diver here in France, didn't go through it for other reasons.
However if you are interested by EOD check up the US NAVY EOD, IMO very very well trained and SOF capable, so you get a lot more benefits and also you reach out to different AO's

I'll be honest i can't tell you what i do but to give you an Idea pretty much a paratrooper. So no you aren't fucked up in the head, if you want to do somethingin life man, go at it, i went through hell to get to where i am, but at the end of the day, it's your life and it's your choice dude
#49 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
#48 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh man they feel so good thanks for getting me off guys.
#40 - I watched this film like 5 years ago and I found it incredibly…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on 2001 A Space Odyssey 0
User avatar #41 - SlowpokeForever (08/30/2014) [-]
Pretty much every Kubrick movie right there man.
User avatar #44 - technobanana (08/30/2014) [-]
I love full metal jacket, eyes wide shut but this one was just boring lol.
#41 - Man it drives me insane when people film and video the wrong w… 08/30/2014 on Vertical Video Syndrome - A... 0
#55 - Just wanted to use this gif... 08/29/2014 on You will watch 0
#95 - +73 dayum son... Congratulations on ******* destroying me 08/28/2014 on Well, It's True +1
#79 - Makes me feel so ill 08/28/2014 on The Spider who Could not Hide 0
#89 - eh its pretty hilarious and anyway you can't post a comment li… 08/28/2014 on Well, It's True 0
#63 - I got ******* destroyed...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Well, It's True +3
#83 - evictedone (08/27/2014) [-]
You're taking it pretty well. I don't think anyone's gonna hold this one over your head.
User avatar #89 - technobanana (08/28/2014) [-]
eh its pretty hilarious and anyway you can't post a comment like i did and not expect someone to say something.
#62 - I hurts so much... you could of let me believe just for a minu… 08/27/2014 on Well, It's True +2
#38 - I have a fandom for something much much better. Pussy and …  [+] (18 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Well, It's True -9
#78 - phoxic (08/27/2014) [-]
And your friends will still feel kind of like hostages, in an awkward way, if you force them to watch.
#44 - guanyu (08/27/2014) [-]
Well, most fandoms are about something fictional anyway.
#95 - technobanana (08/28/2014) [-]
+73 dayum son... Congratulations on fucking destroying me
#77 - greeling (08/27/2014) [-]
#73 - zekeon (08/27/2014) [-]
#65 - isolovegames (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn that burn was worse than white phosphorus.
#62 - technobanana (08/27/2014) [-]
I hurts so much... you could of let me believe just for a minute...
it burns! I need some water or some shit because you burnt me good.
#60 - dubscausedthis (08/27/2014) [-]
#55 - mangse (08/27/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaamn son
#63 - technobanana (08/27/2014) [-]
I got fucking destroyed...
#83 - evictedone (08/27/2014) [-]
You're taking it pretty well. I don't think anyone's gonna hold this one over your head.
User avatar #89 - technobanana (08/28/2014) [-]
eh its pretty hilarious and anyway you can't post a comment like i did and not expect someone to say something.
User avatar #53 - fizzor (08/27/2014) [-]
Blown the fuck out
#52 - rdnyan (08/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 - luqmanr (08/27/2014) [-]
what's the anime sauce?
User avatar #54 - cookiecoketwo (08/27/2014) [-]
+1 fav
#48 - easternigguh (08/27/2014) [-]
#47 - mogolliz (08/27/2014) [-]
#249 - And would be wrong with a socialist state? I vote the socialis…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Europe 101 0
User avatar #414 - MrDeadiron (08/27/2014) [-]
That's because you're either blind or an idiot.
User avatar #253 - tkfourtwoone (08/27/2014) [-]
Congrats on siding with legal thieves
#209 - There can only be one. First thing I thought is that boxxy? 08/27/2014 on Games Journalism +1
#170 - Hell yeah the girl of my dreams lives 5000 miles away in Calif… 08/26/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! 0
#84 - My mum or dad would probably just tell me I got a *****… 08/24/2014 on 2GramsFor40$Challenge +1
#171 - mfw 08/24/2014 on :) +1
#15 - Yay I took a **** .. what am I doing with my life.. 08/23/2014 on Titled 0
#14 - I forgot to take my pants off..... 08/23/2014 on Titled +1
#12 - can you even win?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on Titled 0
User avatar #13 - nikolaier (08/23/2014) [-]
yes, you just have to use the right words, for example, you cant push a door that opens in the other direction
#15 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
Yay I took a shit.. what am I doing with my life..
User avatar #14 - technobanana (08/23/2014) [-]
I forgot to take my pants off.....
#53 - Picture 08/23/2014 on Ignore this post +1
#28 - of*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #69 - fuckingdumbass (08/23/2014) [-]
*on
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#28 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
#34 to #33 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
****					 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 						****					 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 						*******					 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#23 to #22 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
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#27 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 						****					 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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