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#272 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... +1
#113 - **technobanana rolls 02** 08/22/2014 on Are you a wizard? 0
#39 - Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex … 08/21/2014 on Requests 0
#36 - Also **** your text I can't even see it! : D 08/21/2014 on Requests 0
#35 - if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be ille…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Requests +1
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#33 - I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my d…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#31 - No it wasn't good sir. If that was the case I can think of 50+…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #32 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
Give me 5 minutes.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent
I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my dick in as much 16 yo pussy as I like
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#47 - I love all these 08/21/2014 on WAFFLES 0
#125 - How many fedora's you got man?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on 2deep 0
#126 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Quite a few, dood.
#97 - Here I am not logged in as anon. You're a ******* f…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on 2deep -2
#118 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
How many fedora's you got man?
#126 - newprinny (08/21/2014) [-]
Quite a few, dood.
#29 - UK  [+] (10 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #30 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
It was illegal
User avatar #31 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
No it wasn't good sir. If that was the case I can think of 50+ people who are paedophiles. Just no. Its legal.
User avatar #32 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
Give me 5 minutes.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent
I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my dick in as much 16 yo pussy as I like
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#27 - That sir is ******** . My ex was 16 and I was 18 at the …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #28 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #29 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
UK
User avatar #30 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
It was illegal
User avatar #31 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
No it wasn't good sir. If that was the case I can think of 50+ people who are paedophiles. Just no. Its legal.
User avatar #32 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
Give me 5 minutes.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent
I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my dick in as much 16 yo pussy as I like
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#25 - I don't think so if the legal age is 14 then they can ****…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #26 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that everywhere involved in the UN, maybe just the EU, below 18 is a minor. You can't have sex with a minor unless you're a minor yourself, and then you have to both be of age.
User avatar #27 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
That sir is bullshit. My ex was 16 and I was 18 at the time when we had sex and that shit was perfectly legal. 16+ you can fuck who you like..
User avatar #28 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #29 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
UK
User avatar #30 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
It was illegal
User avatar #31 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
No it wasn't good sir. If that was the case I can think of 50+ people who are paedophiles. Just no. Its legal.
User avatar #32 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
Give me 5 minutes.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent
I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my dick in as much 16 yo pussy as I like
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#20 - I wouldn't know I have never had the displeasure of hearing him... 08/20/2014 on Obama 0
#15 - Didn't even notice the ass cracks until I read the comments.. … 08/20/2014 on Never Forget 0
#12 - Should be one on there "always take landscape pictures an… 08/20/2014 on Helpfull tips for everyday... 0
#39 - I wouldn't call her a slut. And anyway she asks for them.... d… 08/20/2014 on It's true yannow 0
#21 - Depends what country it is. Some places the legal age is 14 lol  [+] (16 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Requests 0
User avatar #24 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Usually it's a 14-18 year old can have sex with another person of age 14-18, not 18 or over. They're still a minor
User avatar #25 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
I don't think so if the legal age is 14 then they can fuck who ever they like. as long as they are also over that legal age..
User avatar #26 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that everywhere involved in the UN, maybe just the EU, below 18 is a minor. You can't have sex with a minor unless you're a minor yourself, and then you have to both be of age.
User avatar #27 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
That sir is bullshit. My ex was 16 and I was 18 at the time when we had sex and that shit was perfectly legal. 16+ you can fuck who you like..
User avatar #28 - cptmongtard (08/20/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #29 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
UK
User avatar #30 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
It was illegal
User avatar #31 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
No it wasn't good sir. If that was the case I can think of 50+ people who are paedophiles. Just no. Its legal.
User avatar #32 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
Give me 5 minutes.
User avatar #33 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/advice/factfile_az/age_of_consent
I am neither a teacher, carer or doctor. I can stick my dick in as much 16 yo pussy as I like
User avatar #34 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
My apologies. I was sure I'd read that it was illegal. Probably is for cases like 14 yrs old, I'd imagine.
User avatar #36 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Also fuck your text I can't even see it! : D
#35 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
if a 14 year old has sex with a 14 year old that would be illegal. But 16+ its fine.
I didn't mean to insult you or anything! Good day good sir. Live well in the knowledge that I am not a pedo.
#38 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
I don't have a high five gif so have this
User avatar #37 - cptmongtard (08/21/2014) [-]
/take care bro, sorry if I seemed a dick. And yeah, I made a bad choice.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/21/2014) [-]
Well if you had said something that made me think you had sex with an under age girl I'd act like a dick to lol
#14 - accept he can't rap for ****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Obama 0
User avatar #19 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/20/2014) [-]
Neither can Waka Flocka
User avatar #20 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
I wouldn't know I have never had the displeasure of hearing him...
#36 - Not true.... not true at all. My dick just gets this girl I se…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2014 on It's true yannow 0
User avatar #38 - habasparkz (08/20/2014) [-]
/pat
Shes whats called a slut, and by no means should you be sending dick pics to her.
User avatar #39 - technobanana (08/20/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call her a slut. And anyway she asks for them.... don't judge bro.
#113 - Why the arma3 IFRIT... 08/20/2014 on Things to confront zombies... 0
#42 - Picture 08/20/2014 on ayyy 0
#41 - This is getting old 08/20/2014 on ayyy 0
#112 - How can you fail american history there is only like 200 years worth.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Sexy teacher 0
User avatar #113 - procrasturbate (08/20/2014) [-]
Didn't do the work, slept. Shits mad easy but meh.
#173 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Valentines revenge +1

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#50 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.    
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
Sweet god, I hope you're joking.
You can't call someone a faggot after defending your choice to love cock.
#51 to #50 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
I'm bi sexual not gay. Stalking me now? you want some of this cock mate
#52 to #51 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
maybe,   
I kinda have high standards.    
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.   
You have to be taller than me,   
Which is a easy feat.
maybe,
I kinda have high standards.
And not stalking, more like pursuing a possible friendship.
You have to be taller than me,
Which is a easy feat.
#53 to #52 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
6ft 1
Dress like a faggot
and really not attractive : D
#54 to #53 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't look at people for their appearance,
Hense why I made the sexual orientation argument.
I'm 5'5.
i believe love is found wherever love is found. No sense in putting a label on it,
I've loved men and I've loved women.
User avatar #55 to #54 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Get a hair cut ;)
Where are you from?
#56 to #55 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
i actually did not long ago,
I gave my hair to a cancer cause.
Missouri, born and raised.
User avatar #57 to #56 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea short hair works.
Well sorry no dick dick for you I live 6000 miles away lol
#58 to #57 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
Doesn't mean I can't make a new opinionated friend.
User avatar #59 to #58 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Well opinionated is defiantly what I am.. gets me in trouble!
#60 to #59 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
As am I.    
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
As am I.
But being as it's an opinion, Neither of us are wrong. or right.
User avatar #61 to #60 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Hahah that gif pretty much sums up our arguement there. Oh well I don't think its a choice you do. Nuff said
User avatar #62 to #61 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Does it honestly matter which it is?
At the end of the day I'd lie with whoever made me the happiest.
User avatar #63 to #62 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
No not really, i thought you were being homophobic tbh but by the time you said you don't mind guys... it was too late to go back!
#64 to #63 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
It may have come off that way,   
i just have a strong love for the booty.
It may have come off that way,
i just have a strong love for the booty.
User avatar #65 to #64 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah man im 95% straight like booty and boobs are much better than cock.. but like cock's pretty good too
User avatar #66 to #65 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what equipment you have if you're not so great on the inside.
and look what we did. No we're both being blown up by other opinionated people.
let the ********* begin.
User avatar #67 to #66 - technobanana (05/08/2015) [-]
Haha i'm ignoring them. So you are attracted to good people with good soul then? but nice booty helps ;)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vincentvalkerii (05/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
A little eye candy never hurt.
User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
****		 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 			****		 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 			*******		 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 			****		 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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