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#812 - Say my name. 02/08/2015 on Talk to Admin 0
#195 - 2nd to america haha. that is odd though 02/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#134 - Its not perfect but the people who complain about it in the UK…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #190 - cheatman (02/08/2015) [-]
TBF on both side, while we do have what looks like the best healthcare, apparently according to this chart we have the worst outgoing patient health stats of the lot.
User avatar #195 - technobanana (02/08/2015) [-]
2nd to america haha. that is odd though
#132 - We really do have a ******* sick healthcare syste…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on (untitled) +1
#133 - cockineveryorifice (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, NHS gets a lot of unfair criticism.
User avatar #134 - technobanana (02/08/2015) [-]
Its not perfect but the people who complain about it in the UK are just ungrateful!
User avatar #190 - cheatman (02/08/2015) [-]
TBF on both side, while we do have what looks like the best healthcare, apparently according to this chart we have the worst outgoing patient health stats of the lot.
User avatar #195 - technobanana (02/08/2015) [-]
2nd to america haha. that is odd though
#130 - Always amazes me how ****** up america is for cha… 02/08/2015 on (untitled) +2
#115 - Oh **** he kills mike? I was so ******* … 02/08/2015 on Breaking Bad Facts 0
#192 - Can I lick the crevices in your abs? 02/07/2015 on well put 0
#191 - What a dumb bitch rape ******* disgusts me and ma… 02/07/2015 on well put 0
#1854 - gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college! 02/06/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#1853 - Yeah she just keeps ******* lying and its driving… 02/06/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#1849 - Oh yeah I was so ******* stupid going for a teena…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? +1
#1852 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
This is such a bs, she doesn't have the balls to be honest with you so she makes up excuses and says that she still loves you and oh, it's so hard for her to do this. Just ignore her, not worth your time nor nerves. GL m8
User avatar #1854 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college!
User avatar #1853 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah she just keeps fucking lying and its driving me insane. Fuck it man she's made her bed she can sleep in it. Funny thing is me and her friend been getting close af over the last week or so and she is jealous.. fucking bitch what she expect. Gonna try and date her now just to piss her off. Hell me and chloe already said we would date each other if it wasn't for her....
#1844 - Hey bro you were ******* right there is someone e… 02/06/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? +1
#1071 - Well i thank you for your opionon taking it into concideration…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#1845 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
Told ya. Teenage girls are lil' shits, I've seen my female friends in high school doing same shit to their boyfriends (I probably would do that too, but I wasn't attractive enough xD). Some will never grow up, but majority gets more serious once they move out from home (or basically whenever they need to get more independent). Anyways, my advice for future - aim for 20+ girls, you'll be happier.
User avatar #1849 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I was so fucking stupid going for a teenager. Just had been so long i jumped on the first wagon. A lot of it is due to her home life apprently her mums a bitch and because i am 3 years older than her she wouldn't let her see me. So this guy she has known for years her family know her. Its probably bullshit but right now I can't be arsed. Worst thing is she tells me she still loves me. Fucking hell teenage girls are a fucking pain. Thanks bruh
#1852 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
This is such a bs, she doesn't have the balls to be honest with you so she makes up excuses and says that she still loves you and oh, it's so hard for her to do this. Just ignore her, not worth your time nor nerves. GL m8
User avatar #1854 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college!
User avatar #1853 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah she just keeps fucking lying and its driving me insane. Fuck it man she's made her bed she can sleep in it. Funny thing is me and her friend been getting close af over the last week or so and she is jealous.. fucking bitch what she expect. Gonna try and date her now just to piss her off. Hell me and chloe already said we would date each other if it wasn't for her....
#1051 - Oh I can get over her man that aint a problem. Just having tro…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#1061 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
If you enjoy emotional swings then sure, go for it. IMO it's not worth it.
User avatar #1071 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Well i thank you for your opionon taking it into concideration. But that doesn't seem right to me. I was sure about the lying before i would tell.
#1845 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
Told ya. Teenage girls are lil' shits, I've seen my female friends in high school doing same shit to their boyfriends (I probably would do that too, but I wasn't attractive enough xD). Some will never grow up, but majority gets more serious once they move out from home (or basically whenever they need to get more independent). Anyways, my advice for future - aim for 20+ girls, you'll be happier.
User avatar #1849 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I was so fucking stupid going for a teenager. Just had been so long i jumped on the first wagon. A lot of it is due to her home life apprently her mums a bitch and because i am 3 years older than her she wouldn't let her see me. So this guy she has known for years her family know her. Its probably bullshit but right now I can't be arsed. Worst thing is she tells me she still loves me. Fucking hell teenage girls are a fucking pain. Thanks bruh
#1852 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
This is such a bs, she doesn't have the balls to be honest with you so she makes up excuses and says that she still loves you and oh, it's so hard for her to do this. Just ignore her, not worth your time nor nerves. GL m8
User avatar #1854 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college!
User avatar #1853 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah she just keeps fucking lying and its driving me insane. Fuck it man she's made her bed she can sleep in it. Funny thing is me and her friend been getting close af over the last week or so and she is jealous.. fucking bitch what she expect. Gonna try and date her now just to piss her off. Hell me and chloe already said we would date each other if it wasn't for her....
#995 - Its defiantly a possibility i am really concidering but she is…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#1043 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm 99% sure she is talking with some other dude. 18 year old girls are emotional wrecks, they "fall in love" fast and fall out of "love" even faster. My advice - get over her asap. It seems impossible atm, but you will soon forget about her. Try to go out with other girls, it helps a lot.
User avatar #1051 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh I can get over her man that aint a problem. Just having trouble deciding weather i want to or not. I can't believe that until i saw it or heard about it. But its a horrible thought
#1061 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
If you enjoy emotional swings then sure, go for it. IMO it's not worth it.
User avatar #1071 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Well i thank you for your opionon taking it into concideration. But that doesn't seem right to me. I was sure about the lying before i would tell.
#1845 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
Told ya. Teenage girls are lil' shits, I've seen my female friends in high school doing same shit to their boyfriends (I probably would do that too, but I wasn't attractive enough xD). Some will never grow up, but majority gets more serious once they move out from home (or basically whenever they need to get more independent). Anyways, my advice for future - aim for 20+ girls, you'll be happier.
User avatar #1849 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I was so fucking stupid going for a teenager. Just had been so long i jumped on the first wagon. A lot of it is due to her home life apprently her mums a bitch and because i am 3 years older than her she wouldn't let her see me. So this guy she has known for years her family know her. Its probably bullshit but right now I can't be arsed. Worst thing is she tells me she still loves me. Fucking hell teenage girls are a fucking pain. Thanks bruh
#1852 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
This is such a bs, she doesn't have the balls to be honest with you so she makes up excuses and says that she still loves you and oh, it's so hard for her to do this. Just ignore her, not worth your time nor nerves. GL m8
User avatar #1854 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college!
User avatar #1853 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah she just keeps fucking lying and its driving me insane. Fuck it man she's made her bed she can sleep in it. Funny thing is me and her friend been getting close af over the last week or so and she is jealous.. fucking bitch what she expect. Gonna try and date her now just to piss her off. Hell me and chloe already said we would date each other if it wasn't for her....
#947 - Thats the plan but i can't stay too optimistic because if noth… 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? -1
#940 - I like that don't chase replace. I dunno man she seems pretty … 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? -1
#933 - I need to leave her be for a bit before trying to see her  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? -1
User avatar #944 - thatoneolddog (02/05/2015) [-]
:/
#906 - My girlfriend of 4 months left me two saying that she didn't d…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? 0
#987 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
She doesn't love you, m8. Not trying to be mean, but she's probably interested in somebody else. Girls at this age are fucked up like this, don't take it personally.
User avatar #1844 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Hey bro you were fucking right there is someone else! haha fucking lying bitch
User avatar #995 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Its defiantly a possibility i am really concidering but she is a terrible liar... obviously i want her to love me but i don't want to find out. Ignorance is bliss
#1043 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm 99% sure she is talking with some other dude. 18 year old girls are emotional wrecks, they "fall in love" fast and fall out of "love" even faster. My advice - get over her asap. It seems impossible atm, but you will soon forget about her. Try to go out with other girls, it helps a lot.
User avatar #1051 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh I can get over her man that aint a problem. Just having trouble deciding weather i want to or not. I can't believe that until i saw it or heard about it. But its a horrible thought
#1061 - softdoritocat (02/05/2015) [-]
If you enjoy emotional swings then sure, go for it. IMO it's not worth it.
User avatar #1071 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Well i thank you for your opionon taking it into concideration. But that doesn't seem right to me. I was sure about the lying before i would tell.
#1845 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
Told ya. Teenage girls are lil' shits, I've seen my female friends in high school doing same shit to their boyfriends (I probably would do that too, but I wasn't attractive enough xD). Some will never grow up, but majority gets more serious once they move out from home (or basically whenever they need to get more independent). Anyways, my advice for future - aim for 20+ girls, you'll be happier.
User avatar #1849 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I was so fucking stupid going for a teenager. Just had been so long i jumped on the first wagon. A lot of it is due to her home life apprently her mums a bitch and because i am 3 years older than her she wouldn't let her see me. So this guy she has known for years her family know her. Its probably bullshit but right now I can't be arsed. Worst thing is she tells me she still loves me. Fucking hell teenage girls are a fucking pain. Thanks bruh
#1852 - softdoritocat (02/06/2015) [-]
This is such a bs, she doesn't have the balls to be honest with you so she makes up excuses and says that she still loves you and oh, it's so hard for her to do this. Just ignore her, not worth your time nor nerves. GL m8
User avatar #1854 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
gonna be hard to ignore her when i gotta see her at college!
User avatar #1853 - technobanana (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah she just keeps fucking lying and its driving me insane. Fuck it man she's made her bed she can sleep in it. Funny thing is me and her friend been getting close af over the last week or so and she is jealous.. fucking bitch what she expect. Gonna try and date her now just to piss her off. Hell me and chloe already said we would date each other if it wasn't for her....
User avatar #940 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
I like that don't chase replace. I dunno man she seems pretty worth it to me. Probably because i am stupidly in love. Doesn't hurt anymore so maybe she isn't
User avatar #920 - creamNscream (02/05/2015) [-]
I say stay friends and see where it leads from there, and stay optimistic friend
User avatar #947 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
Thats the plan but i can't stay too optimistic because if nothing happens again I am going to be even more let down.
User avatar #918 - thatoneolddog (02/05/2015) [-]
Shiz man. You should talk and spend more time with her then.
Talk with her, Communicate. Make her laugh even. Just make her feel ok.
Make her feel ok with you.
User avatar #933 - technobanana (02/05/2015) [-]
I need to leave her be for a bit before trying to see her
User avatar #944 - thatoneolddog (02/05/2015) [-]
:/
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User avatar #927 - slightly (02/03/2015) [-]
not even fucking close
User avatar #745 - greensofa (02/03/2015) [-]
No. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/200731/Stewie+/1#1
This comment used to have close to 20.000 red thumbs. I think it wiped at 20K.
Admin fix it!
#3 - **** you man haha 02/02/2015 on We all see. +1

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User avatar #49 - thewulfman (02/02/2015) [-]
Admin deleted the party board, but here's the whole album. Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]
User avatar #47 - luigipimp (01/10/2015) [-]
wheres all the girls
User avatar #48 to #47 - technobanana ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't know if you see em return em please?
User avatar #44 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey i hope your day is going well. Have a great night and a fantastic morning tomorrow!
#45 to #44 - technobanana ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Um okay.. thank you?  you to
Um okay.. thank you? you to
User avatar #46 to #45 - gugek (10/23/2014) [-]
:-]
User avatar #39 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
Do we have a problem?
#40 to #39 - technobanana ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I dunno do we
I dunno do we
User avatar #41 to #40 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I think we do.
User avatar #42 to #41 - technobanana ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
1v1 me faggot irl
User avatar #43 to #42 - marioisbestpony (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll shrek ur mom fgt.
#28 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Newfag can't proxy
Newfag can't proxy
User avatar #30 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Also that website is ****** up found it and started watching it on here within seconds lol www.justanimestream.net/cartoon/archer-season-1-episode-1/
User avatar #31 to #30 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Still a newfag
User avatar #33 to #31 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I am not a new fag ive been on the internet for too long.. too long

Archer is ******* brilliant.
User avatar #35 to #34 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Good day faget
User avatar #36 to #35 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Good morning newfag
#37 to #36 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
****					 you I am not a newfag....
**** you I am not a newfag....
#38 to #37 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You have much to learn
You have much to learn
#29 to #28 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
lel 						****					 u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
lel **** u I proxied it. Just saying my ISP is a douche. I gotta go to bed birds are tweeting and the sun is starting to come up.. woo
User avatar #5 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey!
User avatar #6 to #5 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Hail to the king baby.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
You aren't the first person to say that.

And I'm sure you won't be the last.
#8 to #7 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.   
Hail to the king baby    
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
I don't know why you added me but i accepted anyway.
Hail to the king baby
its like almost 4am.. i should sleep
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
I added you because I'm guessing you are an interesting person and I love to hear about interesting people.

Also, dat Leo gif.
User avatar #10 to #9 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Um. I guess I am kinda interesting.. if weird as **** is interesting? : D
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It could be but I bet you have something better than just being weird. Because everyone does, everyone has a part of themselves that is interesting.
#12 to #11 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.   
   
Heres a fact. I 						*******					 love gifs...
Well when I find out what that is I will let you know bro.

Heres a fact. I ******* love gifs...
#13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
#14 to #13 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
Idiots thats what. Send me your best gif ever
#15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
This one is pretty great but I have plenty more.
#16 to #15 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have loads but half on this laptop half on my desktop and I never have the right ones when I need em... typical! Also this .gif is actually not a .gif but a jpeg.
User avatar #17 to #16 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Well this is an MP4, not a jpeg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM
#18 to #17 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
I have never seen the orignal. Only the gif... DUN DUN DUUUUH
#19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Archer makes the best GIFs
Archer makes the best GIFs
#20 to #19 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Out of ******* context thats pretty odd...
User avatar #21 to #20 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
It's not much better in context.
User avatar #22 to #21 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
haha should i watch this archer show?
#27 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah and 						****					 my isp  "Error - site blocked"
oh yeah and **** my isp "Error - site blocked"
User avatar #26 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Need to get netflix again. Cant reply to the last comment.. wut
#24 to #23 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Where can I find it
Where can I find it
User avatar #25 to #24 - HailtotheKing (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the seasons are on Netflix.

Everything else (like most shows) can be found on here You need to login to view this link
#3 - minibeep (03/26/2014) [-]
if i had to guess id say youre a program from the machine world
User avatar #4 to #3 - technobanana ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
thanks?
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